1/1 Nyahstur 2025/08/10(Sun)11:27 No. 1112545 ID: 8a3b52
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>My choice is: I’ll have what you’re having: >>1111775
>Your glass is on the table among the choices presented after all
>Cheers

“Haha, I suppose it is, but I wouldn’t really recommend it.”

>What are you drinking, anyway?

“I thought you might recognize it from >>/questarch/1085295, but it is a rather hidden thing. Your aspect had not been as good at the arts back then either.”

“’Tis a poisoned drink, though if you truly wish for it, I won’t deny you.”

Whimsy: Far more strange occurrences will occur around Tanna, for those whose tastes can no longer be satiated with mundanity.

>>1112543
Whimsey?
Hmmm.
No.
Nooo.
I dont think so.
That is our job.

Hmmm. Whimsy, huh? I generally only play on Wild Wasteland mode if it doesn't cost any extra... and that's a big opportunity cost if we take it.

Noooooooooo don’t do it

If we had a non-canon alt universe to mess with, yeh, I would take that drink. For now, nah.

Suggestion 2025/08/06(Wed)19:06 No. 1112391 ID: f6534b
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I don't think they're in the mood to talk.

"Ugh...I hate this part."

"What does that mea-WHA-WA-WAI!? What are you doing?!"

"Get the karving over with, we need to head back into the tunnels, and more hands, the better."

"GRAAAAGH! KILL THE BUG! EAT THE BUG!"

Suggestion 2025/08/06(Wed)19:07 No. 1112392 ID: f6534b
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I never seen a Scrrshk pop out of a man like that! But at least Naqqy's got him occupied. This plan is going sideways. Time to improvise!

"Hey that's mine!"

Aaaaaugh! The spear is all squishy and fleshy! I dunno what I'm doing, but I'm doing it!

>>What is Iagn doing?
>Attack the Karver, keep her distracted.
>Attack the other Anointed and get it to drop Muamta

Hit the Karver

>>1112405
Agreed, attack the Kharver

Yeah, I suppose distracting the karver is the best bet, she’s probably the greatest threat.

… it’s too bad there isn’t an easy way to capture her for ourselves, eh

Either way somebody's spooked. Spooked people do stupid things like burn down forests where the lizard is supposedly holed up. Plus if it's legit you might get a familiar out of this. Does that sound druid-y enough?

It may just be a rumor, but if we don't act on it the people will investigate themselves. We both don't want peasants wandering around in the woods, causing trouble.

And if there is really a lizard of note, we will need your expertise to make sure it isn't a threat to people or nature, without killing it hopefully.

A
and hey, even if it turns out to be a bunch of scared villagers making a mountain out of an anthill and there is no giant chameleon and finds proof of that, he could still prevent the villagers from messing with the forest just to hunt down something that doesn't exist.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/08/10(Sun)12:12 No. 1112550 ID: 52b9de
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Pick the next quest and hero.

Knock knock
who's there?
rodent
rodent who?
Rodent you like to know

Ghost jokes!
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.
How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo.
What's a ghost's favorite bedtime story? Little Boo Peep.
Where did the ghost go on vacation? The Boo-hamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the KFC!

"Why did the cat cross the road?"
"Who cares, run!"

"Why did the bird cross the road?"
"Because it was glued to the cat."

Or you could do the duck-grapes joke but have a mouse ask for cheese and get threatened with an imaginary cat.

Why did the sad ghost entered the elevator?
To raise their spirit!

B
might I suggest one of those clickers people use to teach obedience and tricks for their pets? like they do a trick or do something that encourages good behavior, you make the clicker click by pushing the button, and reward them with a treat (a tiny piece of banana in a rabbit's case). they associate that sound with treats, and good behavior. something like that?

B) Treats for positive reinforcement. and for punishment, eh, maybe a spray bottle?

>>1112514

Yea, a perfume sprayer or similar filled with water to discourage him, and treats (including physical affection) for encouragement.

Oh come now Lucy. You can share. Give her a chance with B. Plenty of physical affection for positive behavior, and denial for bad behavior.

Experience the revelation that Violet might be into BDSM.

Also, >>1112524

B and D

for B: I want to hear if he has any other plans that don't involve killing because that's just impossible if all the poor people are dead, that will just mean the slightly poor people will be poor, then we deal with those then it's the moderately financial people are poor, and so on. Not to mention prices for things will go up. You get what I'm saying with this. It'll pretty much destroy the economy

for D: if he's willing to, maybe we can discuss our own plans with him. Like perhaps for example, what if he tries to instead help better our economy so that nobody has to be poor and do something drastic like invent pizza for moneys and cause a widespread pizza addiction?

Yes he's crazy, but his fears will drive his passion and motivation. We just need to change his directory away from genocide and something more feasible.

Also consider: if we don't work with him, he might work with iron dredge who I imagine would be all for that idea, and I feel they may do something even worse if left unchecked.

Also, Maya Din is keeping a watch on him to not do anything too insane I'd imagine.

B) Hey bud, we're not exactly rich around here. That kind of sounds like a threat.

If these ingredients in some specific arrangement causes pizza, then how about you figure out the ingredients that would cancel them out? Then you can make that into a burger or whatever and save the world.

Oh my god, that Sardine looks so sexy! I am not being crazy here, look at her she is giving me the bedroom eyes!

This is what I made, but only for Ass Bass.

https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/src/175482726143.jpg

-A key that opens a hidden compartment on the music box. Inside, a crystal teardrop earring that heavily boosts your perception, speed and defense. Key aspects to defeating the monster under Slimecrown Citadel.
alternatively:
-Royal jelly. Eating it makes you a slime queen, even if you weren't a slime before. Could legitimize one of the princesses' claims to the throne. Could turn the first DM's ability to take massive amounts of slime into an even bigger buff.

>>1111187
>Royal Mantle
A Fabulous cloak made of the finest slime silk with the Chrest of the Royal family of SlimeCrown
+25 on charisma check against Slime type creatures

>>1111187
Well, it looks like DM has a full slime's worth of goop in her womb right now, so why not animate it into a waifu slime?

>>1111187
Seems like we'll have to put our fun time with Dungeoneer on hold for the time being. While you're still in Dominatrix mode, take a moment to make a cute little collar for her, just as a promise that you can pick up where you left off later. I think she'd like that.

>>1112530
Whoops, I forgot to sage to avoid bumping the quest when it's been dormant for a while. Sorry if I made anyone think there was an update. Can't really fix that now.

>>1112470
Sit down, then put down the weapon. Next to where you're seated.

Sit.
Lean on the weapon like its a cane.
Rest it nearby as suggested.
...but do it slow.
Pay attention to the doc's reaction.
See if theres anything other than intent to help lurking.

Ask for his weapon in your pants
Boil with the horny

I'd forgotten what an official douchebag this clown is. What is that big, burly lookin robot next to him?

Swing it around to be in a non-threatening position but don't put it down. Remind them the ship is compromised and you're suffering from wounds from a hostile encounter and that it's in the doctors best interests that you remain armed until the threat is confirmed dealt with.

Pary-Zegh is a murderous traitor who wanted to use your dead corpse for some vile purpose. You trusted her. You're keeping your weapon.

>>1112320

B.

Each one's tempting for its own reason, but this is the only one that will bring us to a meaningful resolution.

Maybe that's been the point: finally getting it right.

B. I think he’d feel guilty ruining his other selves lives doing C

B, but enough of C that he feels and acts liberated to take risks to help others, whether the thoughts suggest specific things or not, and it is taking risks to help others like his friend, as well as learning from others, as well as overcoming his fears, that helps.

Seems like you and Dolly are going to be butting heads quite a bit on this project.

Let's go with B. for now. Seems like the most natural approach. Might also be simple enough approach that you get some wiggle room to "negotiate" with any curve ball ideas Dolly tosses at you.

> Everything he experienced is summed up in a coma or near-death experience
> Maybe he jumps into the body of a serial killer! Or another timeline where everything’s the same but a meteor hits so he must survive underground for a while.

Oh, no. No, Dolly... she can't write serenity. You gotta help her understand that audiences will eat that shit up even if it isn't satisfying, even if it's confusing and ambiguous. They'd be outraged over an inconclusive ending, but so what? Done right, it'll just add to your notoriety and get people thinking. And moviegoers LOVE thinking.

It's the difference between a subpar B movie and a cult classic. This isn't going to be a cinematic AAA blockbuster, so going for the latter would be... good for business in the long run. Unless you've got one of those insurance schemes like they got in Germany, where you get to cash out when your movie "accidentally" flops?

Point being, do not have him wake up from a coma. Fade to black and middle finger to the audience is a better ending. (Waking up from a coma could happen in the terrible sequel no one likes though.)

>>1110095
Take his glasses, put them on, and do an impression of him.

you were yelling about wallace and gromit fitzpatrick!
anyways, that one next to him is an opportunity, assert yourself in order to embarrass the accountant infront of what appears to be important company

>>1110095
We're hungry. Why not ask the woman next to him to lunch?

>>1110095
Give them wet sloppy

>>1110095
JUMP OVER THEM YOU PANICKING LAGOMORPH

Sammy 2025/08/08(Fri)21:50 No. 1112481 ID: 0d424a
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Anyway enough whinging. The point is: I got a little distracted. I did end up baking all of the remaining raisin oatmeal cookies, because the oven was already hot, and they were already all removed from the bag, and in the moment it just seemed easier to bake them than put them back. I also thought maybe I could make up for the m&m thing by polishing off this bag of cookies.

But then it became kind of a "give a mouse a cookie" thing, because the bag made 3 full sheets of 15 cookies with 5 leftover. And 5 seemed like kind of a pathetic amount to put in the oven all by themselves!

So, naturally, I baked the entire bag of sugar cookies too. I think the fruits of my labor speak for themselves. Goddamn if this image doesn't cause some salivation.

And goddamn do my feet hurt from standing in the kitchen all day. I was cooking and baking for four straight hours -- including preparation and a near-constant washing up. If you are unimpressed by my herculean feats of baking, still intent on getting your pound of flesh for the m&m blunder, then you can at least take some solace in the fact that my tootsies are very sore and it's kinda hard to stand up now. You sadistic fuck.

Sammy 2025/08/08(Fri)21:51 No. 1112482 ID: 0d424a
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Holy shit did I take a lot of pictures -- and I didn't even use all of them!

Thus concludes today's tale. A truly monstrous amount of baking, partially done to make up for a truly minor and forgettable error. Honestly, I can't even remember what it was. Look, see? I have some perfectly good m&ms mixed into this pile of brownie scrapings and crumbs, as taken from the pan after all the brownie slices were removed. I resent any implication that the m&m candies were added after the fact. I don't deny it, but I resent it.

Mukbang 2, Electric Boogaloo! Complain about the m&ms, or say literally anything else!

(Sidenote: time isn't real, but I continuously feel myself adjusting to it. Depending on the level of activity, this mukbang will probably have fewer "eating updates," in exchange for just responding to everything all at once after the weekend. Be told.)

>>1112482
>forgot m&ms
It's ok. I forgive you.

Hey your writing is pretty good. Have you done a quest here before?

Oh!
Damned fine work.
Crownie cookie medley with a side of m&m-browniescraping fusion and a glass of fresh cow juice.
Exquisite.

Mmmm scraps

Those all look ver good

Sharing! Consume half an acorn

Chomp half, give new friend other half

Shapeshift into giant acorn. Protect small acorn from all acorn predators.

Then eat it anyway, just because.

Do you even need to eat?

Share half with the squirrel!

It doesn't know for sure you're there, so it's probably going to scan the shelves looking for anything out of the ordinary. If you haven't moved anything, you just need to stay out of its view and avoid making any more noises. It may move a few boxes around, but probably only the ones close to where the noise came from, so if you can get far enough away you might be able to hide behind them.

Regardless, you're going to need to douse your lamp. That will stand out to it like nothing else.

Nalthar 2025/08/08(Fri)14:22 No. 1112452 ID: fd169b
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Lisel twists a knob, turning her lantern down to a barest hint of light. Quickly you slink down between the boxes, keeping an eye on the hand. The others climb down the other side and out of sight.

The towering figure turns the corner. It is, or was, a deer. A singular eye glows like a baleful moon. From that light you can make out that the other side of its head is shorn off, down to the bone. A thicket of wires emerge from the empty eye socket and wind around away down its back.

It stalks down the row of shelves, the chains dangling from its wrists clanking as it gets closer to your hiding spot. Stopping to look around, a large brass cylinder strapped to its back starts rapidly clicking. There is a snapping sound and sparks fly from the creature's ruined face, accompanied by a shriek.

"Krrrr, that's not you, is it Gregor?" the deer mutters, clutching at its head. "You would never come in here without the chains good and taut." It huffs, a cloud of steam rolling from its jaws. "Then it must be one of the scurriers. I've heard you up above you know. You, er, whatwasit? -mice. Yes, mice. Finally come down to see old... old..." another spark and a wince "old me, eh?"

>>1112452
Sounds like it can make conversation. Do we talk back and risk revealing ourselves? ...it's chained up and it just strongly implied that it is not friends with the master of the house. I wonder if it's possible for us to be allies? That in itself is a path to victory. If we could sabotage its chains, then the next time Gregor comes down, he could be killed.

I guess it's time to be brave. Split from the group and go somewhere a little closer to talk. Ask who they are, what has Gregor done to them?

It seems like the master's devices don't have it under complete control, which is probably why it's chained up. It seems like whenever it receives a directive, that causes it pain; or maybe only when it disobeys a directive. Regardless, if you can sabotage the devices it's fitted with, you can probably spare it a great deal of pain. That should be enough to get it on your side. Hopefully it's as simple as cutting another piece of paper tape.

If you can't free it, though, it's likely going to be in constant pain until either it kills you or you leave. I don't think it wants to hurt you, but you need to act quickly.

Oh, it got a spark when it couldn't remember its name. Or was prevented from remembering...? Might be best not to ask that.

Quick throw your head in a portal and dive out from there

Get out of there!

What if Casey used binding magic to keep his mask on?

>>1112466
Pinch it closed with your fingers and tag out. You can find a solution when you don't have a big wolf swinging at you.

One down
Batter up, Casey!
...So is Gabe 'Out' or are all three defeated only when ALL three masks are unmade?

swimsuit is clearly the superior choice. It counts for land dweller clothedness, but it's also a garment of the waters. Truly an appropriate, if incomplete, approximation for you.

>>1111594
If the swimsuit is magical item then it is clearly the most supierior option.

Take off shirt and tie it around chest

>>1111593
Did you...actually give him the potion yet?

Of course the slime swimsuit, why is it even a question? You might as well ask Deem, "Do you like Cake?"

Even on a golem body only wearing a tabard would be itchy and uncomfortable. You absolutely want the specialized gear swimsuit, and clearly Resiarf wants to see you in it or wouldn't have suggested it.

>>1112220
Seize him.

Eh, doesn't really suit you. Should stick with the eye patch.

Absurdity DeVoid 2025/08/08(Fri)14:10 No. 1112451 ID: 52b9de
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0wCHyMFz9o&ab_channel=TakumaNishimura%2F%E8%A5%BF%E6%9D%91%E6%8B%93%E7%9C%9F

>>1112451
Through psychic connection: Who is all here? Is triumphant with us? I need a ballpark estimate of who is infected.

So, I was right again. How are you doing... What should I call you? Melkior? Happy?

Sigh, I told the doc we should have got out of here. This is exactly how it felt it was going to go.

Sooo, can we go yet? You got what you wanted.

A

A

B.
Trust her.

A.

A

Yeah, let's return the captive. Maybe we should've acted sooner...

Of course we should send her back to her home, with an escort in case any Mazzk try for revenge.

An escort of our most manly, handsome warriors. And if she just happened to want to get closer to one of them wellllll... interbreeding can sweeten relations between groups.

Let the Aki tribe decide what they're willing to pay for their servant back. Or if they refuse to pay at all.

>>1112328
Agreed.
She is noted as low ranking.
If she is exile, welcome her.
Or if she resists returning, also welcome.

Giving her back to the Aki seems like the way to go. Since she's low caste, I doubt she knows much about their culture and weaknesses.

(3/3) OMNI 2025/08/05(Tue)20:32 No. 1112334 ID: 546545
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You make quick work of the garage. By the time you have your back pressed to one of the support pillar's, you've ventured almost the whole way through. You're not even sweating.

"Ah, you get this text?"

Your ears perk up.

"What's it say?"

"One of our boys outside spotted a real looker passin' by."

You pause. How much time's passed? Is Eiko already working her distraction plan? You haven't even signaled to her yet.

"A real looker or some bitch with legs?"

"I'll ask."

Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

No kill! Not yet! We can use the help of some distracting teammates… right?

We already killed an angel so why stop now. Kill them and steal their clothes.

wha- this is still a stealth mission! what are you doing? Ignore these clowns

Trying to kill them is prolly a bad idea. But...

Eh, you still prolly shouldn't.

>>1112259
>Maybe "Primal" is a more evolved beast, which is why ore showed up? It's like an evolution or outright "strength" rune, which when applied to stone produced a better, more evolved form of stone. Or maybe it's a kind of precursor rune to civilization, and copper is the first major step towards civilized tools?
You're almost exactly describing the opposite of what the word "primal" means.
>Primal: adjective. having existed from the beginning; in an earliest or original stage or state.

>>1112269
Alright, sure. So it's not a more advanced beast, the fusion took one of the parts of the "beast" concept and isolated it? Since a "beast" could be considered more primitive and thus "older" than humans or even some advanced concepts. Well, even so, I think "what existed before nature/the universe began" could lead to Darkness, indeed.

As for why Primal gave us copper when added to stone... well, many mundane stone types are formed by relatively recent geological processes such as deposition of sediment, whereas ore has to be formed by geological processes that take longer?

>>1112287
Oh, no argument there. Especially when the picture name is "D_R_N__S"

>>1112288
Well, you could say that "stone" as a material is mostly refined, cut or otherwise processed minerals as to make building blocks, while the primal form of that would be an unrefined natural mineral rock, which is what ore is. But then again those weren't Stone runes, they were Tremor runes, so I'm not that sure what the actual connection is.

>>1112242
>is tech just angry then?
Tech is something designed and built for a purpose. We saw the runeling was integrating tech, so it might have been integrating their purpose as well. If that included military defenses, that could make it aggressive.

>>1112243
Yeah, those are someone else's footprints. Hopefully something not hostile. Go to the bookstore. We can look like we're not suspicious, and set the stage for the confrontation somewhere with a lot of shelves for cover. We can use them to lose the pursuer in case they turn out to be dangerous.