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1096080 No. 1096080 ID: 08229c

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This is a NSFW chapter!

My name is Mary.

I own a dungeon.

Not by choice, mind you. I was forced into this when the previous owner placed a curse on me after I tried to audit him. Now I'm the ruler of this place.

I am currently very sick...

This was also not by choice. As I drift into a fevered dream there is but one thing on my mind...

Boobs. Literally. I can't breath.

Is this how I die....?
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No. 1096925 ID: ef6def

Enchanted phallic codpiece
Pros: You can feel through it
Cons: you can feel through it
thankfully it does not come with matched coin purse.
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No. 1096926 ID: 4beab8

>>1096923

For OGDM, her mustache reminds him of another mustachioed adventurer, a man of passion and unyielding will. She also seems like she's ready to get hands on with this dungeon.

Passion's Embrace: This pair of light, mithril gauntlets covers only up to the first knuckle of each finger, granting some protection for punching while still allowing the wearer to feel everything. Strikes delivered with these gloves are swift and allow the blows struck to deliver the inner passion of the wielder to their target.

Curse: "Burning Passion"
Kissed by Flit as a final blessing, the passion contained in these gauntlets is a thing that burns through both the wielder and the target, a warmth budding inside of them as they join in the heat of battle. Increase lust of the target and the wielder as battle goes on.
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No. 1096927 ID: 4beab8

>>1096926

For Mycologist, Magnus can't think of anything he might want. Armor doesn't really fit his aesthetic, and he probably doesn't use metal weapons. Thus, he's referred to the Shopkeepers over in the Night Shop. This gives us a chance to fill out the store with new wares that the group can pick from.

Of interest to Mycologist, though.

Extracting Spores: A bag of spores of a rare mushroom that grows in Slimecrown's forests. It is said to take on the virtue (and vice) most representative of its soil. When planted on a target with a strong elemental association or exceedingly high lust, the spores rapidly siphon away some of that essence from the target to grow a mushroom infused with it.

In short, it can be used as a curative for status ailments and grant him some cool, elementally infused reagents to work with.

Staff of Binding: A powerful (and expensive) item, the staff can render a foe immobile by binding them in radiant chains. The effort committed to do so is usually equivalent to the strength of the creature or its will. However, if the will of the caster is insufficient to match its opponent, the staff backfires, trapping them instead.
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No. 1096930 ID: 812e4b

-Water cooled half plate: Similar protection to full plate but with more skin (well, skintight suit) showing. The layer of water circulating around the body manages heat and reduces the exhaustion from working up a sweat. Releases a steamy cloud when it comes off. (Buffs: stamina) An upgraded version replaces the water layer with a friendly slime who can act as hydraulic muscle and give you a full body hug. (Additional buffs: muscle/dodge, debuff: occasional stimulation)

-Flit's Ferrous Fittings: This collectible set is a little more expensive, but the protection offered by this enchanted replica of Flit's iron accents is up to par with standard kits and gives you a cosmetic flaming appearance (the intensity can be varied.) Our collector's insurance policy guarantees you will get to keep this armor even if you lose it again during the run! (Armor enchantments not guaranteed to retain function. Do not wear this armor if you have an allergy to coldiron or cats.) (buffs: looking cool, debuffs: modesty)

-Transparisteel Armor: It's like you're wearing nothing at all!
Has a chance to reflect spells but also to shatter on critical fails. (buffs magic defense, debuffs durability)

-Plumber's Armor: This set of plain looking overalls comes with a lettered cap and is designed for getting wet. Pro tip: Slimes are mostly water.
Supposedly, it has strange effects when exposed to mushrooms...
(Buffs: Waterproof, Mushrooms?, Debuffs: Armor class)
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No. 1096937 ID: f58aeb

Damn, we really are going the booly the warrior route lmao.
(Tentacle armor when)
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No. 1096940 ID: 4beab8
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1096940

Items from the Forge:
> Flameproof Piercings: Applied by Flit, this set of three piercings makes the user incredibly resistant to flame. The closer they are placed to the heart, the more potent their effect.
> Fleeting Flames: This set of high-heeled mithril boots makes the wearer very quick on their feet and leaves an impressive flaming trail, but requires a certain amount of personal grace to take advantage of.
> Ogre Bat: Said to have been wielded by a denizen of the dungeon that preceded Slimecrown, this size-changing cudgel has two modes, a lethal one with spikes and a non-lethal one where the spikes retract into small bumps.
> Singing Sword (Night): A sword with a fierce edge and a piercing voice. When wielded, it sings the song in the wielder's heart, whether the user wants those emotions hidden or not.
> Sacrificial Might: This set of spiked collar and thigh/wrist bands raises all of the user's other stats, but drastically reduces intelligence.
> Virtuous Defender: A flexible shield that affixes as a covering over an orifice. Useful for sealing portals or more personal entryways, it can only be removed via command word or great force.

Items for the Night Shop:
> Temporary Core: Roughly the size of a golf ball and coming in a variety of specific elements, this spherical gem allows the user to take on the form of a slime for a limited time. For those trouble swallowing the core, good news! It can also be taken as a suppository!
> Oath of Allegiance: A contract requiring trust, the signee stipulates a number of commands they cannot disobey from the contract holder. Once expired, the contract vanishes.
> Burglar's Hood: A face mask and hood combo, dark as midnight. When fully equipped, the user becomes incredibly stealthy, albeit at the cost of being silenced themselves. By mouthing the command word "Silence" and pointing to an opponent, the mask will unravel in trails of shadow and attach itself to the target, silencing them instead.
> Stone of Desire: This heart-shaped stone pulses when a hidden treasure is nearby. Very useful for treasure hunters that don't want to miss anything.
> Wayfarer's Token: A leaf with a rune reminiscent of the elder tree inscribed in gold. Allows one user to teleport back to the hub area once.

Special Key Items for Nightshop:
> Sewer Key: A simple key, well-worn and slightly stained. (Can be used in future updates to access the Slimecrown Sewers).
> Curi's Music Box: The queen is gone, but the echoes of her presence remain. (Use this in Curi's empty music hall to summon The Void Maiden special boss. It's Curi with either a soul or gravity rune added).
> Maiden's Token (Mirelle): Opens the gatehouse near Slimecrown Training Grounds, circumventing the usual guardian.
> Maiden's Token (Sophie): A necklace of smooth stone that rumbles slightly to indicate the direction one should take in the maze.
> Maiden's Token (Rosa): An invitation for late night tea that ensures the annal denizens do not start as hostile.
> Young Master's Missive: Summons Slimon and Rosalyn to the central hub area, beginning their questline.
> Mara's Whistle: This oddly shaped whistle summons a unique monster for one encounter.
> A Fine Vintage: A bottle of potent alcohol brewed from the sap of the elder tree, best when shared with a friend. (Opens new dialogue options with Cleric Plant).
> Luminescent Flask: A flask of sap from the elder tree. It glows with an inner light and innate power that can be unleashed when thrown.
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No. 1096946 ID: e5e504

>>1096918
I love this one.
It could even make a sidestory possible, where this armor slime becomes queen.
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No. 1096970 ID: b18efc

Just got here (should put a link in the old thread to here, honestly), and I probably can't really affect the plot at this point, but if we're doing a plot about Curi being absent from the dungeon and the adventuring group trying to find her, we could have the climax be that she ended up trapped in the Booby/Booty Rune storage pits and requires assistance getting out after she accidentally runed herself with all of them.
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No. 1096971 ID: b18efc

>>1096970
Also, just realized, if dream Mary is becoming more lewd, than is dream Red Widow becoming more prude? Is there some sort of psychic link between them going on, or has some of Widow's employees dug a hole from their dungeon to ours to escape their awful boss, and Mary's hallucinating from breathing in too much of their succubus pheromones and peach scented body lotion?
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No. 1096978 ID: 273c18

How about some acid-resistant armor?
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No. 1096980 ID: 660f7a

>>1096915
Should add a gentlemen's club for relaxation or a sleazy sexy shop to work in for easy gold farming. Of course, it accrues corruption when working there.

Adventurers should be able to lewd the dungeon denizens, after completing quests, spending resources/gold or disabling/sacrificing normal services that would be provided.
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No. 1096985 ID: 5b2941

>>1096971
hush, don't use the D-word. Wouldn't want Mary to realize she's sleeping and wake up, would we? Also, I doubt it; this is less Mary becoming lewder and more losing her inhibitions cause she doesn't have enough control to keep repressing herself while asleep.
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No. 1096986 ID: ef6def

>>1096980
I like the gentleman's club idea. Why don't we turn "So You Think You Can Slime?" into a strip joint. The players can either enjoy the show and buy some minor health potions that cause a stacking alcohol debuff if imbibing too much too quickly or even a lap dance (perhaps even for some form of temp buff) or join in on a side quest pole dancing competition where they can get loot (or lewt) depending on how well they score.
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No. 1096994 ID: 4beab8

>>1096980

We have the spa/cafe area. If Calculator felt like getting in on the fun, having her run some games of chance (maybe with a twist or two) could be fun. The spa could also offer special services for the right price. Just keep in mind that Mary said at the outset that she doesn't necessarily want this to be a straight up sex dungeon.
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No. 1097005 ID: 0bd4f4

> Virtuous Defender: A flexible shield that affixes as a covering over an orifice. Useful for sealing portals or more personal entryways, it can only be removed via command word or great force.


Seems a bit too powerful and invalidating. Maybe make it a consumable instead so each one protects a single orifice once. Or you can only wear one at a time.
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No. 1097170 ID: 4beab8
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1097170

Here's a quick update on the Slimecrown map project for those interested. I've gotten the woods, ruins, gummy wyrm lair, and farm area of the hamlet mapped. I'll probably take a crack at the east hamlet next. So, if you have inputs, let me know.
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No. 1097188 ID: eda60f

>>1097170
looks great but I thought we're not using the hamlet now
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No. 1097190 ID: 4beab8

>>1097188

We're not using it currently. We also aren't using the daytime map, but since I was able to knock out the citadel with some effort, I figured that I'd go ahead and do the rest of the map. Admittedly, it's a slightly larger project than I had anticipated, but it's still fun.
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No. 1097284 ID: 4beab8
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1097284

>>1097170

So, this is the map that I've cobbled together. The only thing not featured is the secret hot springs, which is squirreled away just off the map's edge. Does anything need to be improved, added, etc.?
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No. 1097285 ID: 5b2941

>>1097284
labels would be nice, I suck at understanding maps without them
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No. 1097293 ID: 4beab8
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1097293

>>1097285

The map is chonky. So, I did it in two parts.
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No. 1097294 ID: 4beab8
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1097294

>>1097293

I can also create a version with the roofs on. As is, I thought having the interiors showing would be more helpful.
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No. 1097296 ID: 08229c
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1097296

Magnus eyes the group as they enter and sighs. When he speaks it's in Slimeish, but Flit is more than willing to translate.

"Greetings, adventurers," She says, "I'm sorry but you caught us at an uncertain time... We still have items for you, but, you see... My teacher is having a hard time crafting. The atmosphere affects even him and he doubts the efficiency of his armors... Would you, perhaps, be willing to assist? We would just need to see how the armors look on someone, perhaps their stats and opinions. In return we will offer you a weapon."

"Please, yes." Warrior says, "I'll try on whatever you've got."

---------------------------------------------------

The Catkini - Basic cloth armor, +2 CHA, +2 DEX, but basically no armor. Super cute.

"I... I'm not sure this is really armor? It's cute, I think, but I'm not sure I'm the one to pull it off..."

"All it needs is some kitty ears and a buttplug tail," The DM helpfully adds.

"B-buttplug!? Pass-!"

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The Virgin Killer - Basic cloth armor, +2 CHA. Once per day dazzle someone with lower CHA.

"This one is worse somehow!"

"Actually the effect is decent," Mycologist says.

"Next!"

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The Slimekini - Rare slime a-

"PASS PASS PASS THIS IS REJECTED!"
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No. 1097298 ID: 08229c
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1097298

Living Slime Armor - Rare Medium Slime Armor. +8 AC This armor has a slime girl in it, providing several buffs in certain situations and bonus effects for Slimecrown After Dark. Can not be removed without some difficulty and the slime gets everywhere.


"This is... Better?" Warrior frowns a bit and looks down, "Is... Is there a real living slime in there or..?"

"There is," Flit says, "She's part of the product! I think you'll like her, she's super friendly. No one quite knows where she came from but we found that anything she inhabits just becomes better. So, why not make her into armor!"

"Hm." Warrior holds up her new weapon, a brutal looking club, "W-well... Compared to the rest this is fine."

She pays for the armor, netting Mary 800 gold. She swings the club around and the armor does seem to make even her swings stronger. It pulls and pushes on her muscles in ways that let her swing the metal club with ease.

There's a smile on her face. In spite of the ever so subtle wriggles from the slime pressed against her skin she seems very satisfied with her purchase.


"Hey, guys, the armor guy says there's a shop nearby that has some stuff we can use."

"Oh, awesome! Wait, you speak slimish?"

"I speak several languages. Slimes have a lot of opinions about mold, you know."

"Like what?"

"Well, for starters, they think black mold is overrated. Too bitter, apparently."

"Huh."

There is the sound of bits of metal and material being haphazardly dropped about.

"HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY SICK NEW SET."
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No. 1097300 ID: 08229c
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1097300

The Dungeon Master is wearing a pile of armor that she found in the box. Passion's Embrace, Flit's Ferrous Fittings, Flameproof Piercings. With all these items she gains a massive boost to her fire damage resistance, essentially making her immune to the element. She has also somehow acquired a codpiece that Mary doesn't recall asking for.

She has paid G2100 for the entire set.


"W-wow," Warrior says, "That's a... Really daring mix..."

"Right? The codpiece vibrates too! And I can turn on sensations for it. Pretty wild, right?"

"Aren't you worried that the whole thing leaves you a bit... Exposed?"

"That's the point my dude, that's the entire point."
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No. 1097301 ID: 08229c
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1097301

Once geared up, the group leaves the armorer and enters the general shop. Along with the normal items the shop is stocked full of some special, limited edition, Slimecrown After Dark items. The words Limited Edition and Special seem to have an effect and the group is mostly ignoring the usual stuff.

"Hey there little guys!" Warrior says, delighted to see the shopkeeps, "Got any recommendations for us? I'm a little strapped for gold."

The Shopkeep holds up Curi's Music Box. For a low price of only G100, it has some hidden lore in the item description. Warrior reads it and nods, satisfied with her purchase.

Curi's Music Box - It tinkles with a song to a dance long since abandoned. It brings back memories of a happier time.

"Hey," DM speaks up, "We decide who we're going for? Cause these tokens look like they'll make our lives a lot easier if the desc is right?"

The Maiden Tokens - Mirelle/Sophie/Rosa's token. A sign of loyalty, a gift given to friends. Can be used to great benefit at the respective maidens' area.

"Oh?" Mycologist pours over them, "Hm. These might be handy. Expensive, though."

"Bah, don't worry about money," The DM says, "One of my class skills makes all items free for me."

"W-what!? That's... That's absurd! Buy all of them, then-!"

"It only works if I really want the thing and I only kinda sorta want these."

"You're... You're just lying, aren't you. That's not really an ability."

"Who knows~ So, who are we goin' for?" She asks the group again, "Cause I'm immune to Mirelle's fire I think. So if we go for her I am willing to sacrifice myself to the flame princess."

"That might also make it better to be against her," Mycologist points out.

"I say we try for Sophie?" Warrior says, "I think she's really cute and I wanna help her out."

"I got it-!" The DM nods, "We'll flip a coin!"

"That still only gives 50/50. We have three options." Mycologist points out.

"It's a triple sided coin," The DM says, producing a single coin.

"That's not possib-oh my god it has three sides. But, how..?"

"Class ability." She flips the coin. "Heads, Mirelle. Tails, Sophie. Titty, Rosa. Aaaaand... Tails!"

"Yay!" Warrior pumps her fist. Mycologist just shrugs.
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No. 1097302 ID: 08229c
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1097302

"Hey, Myco!" The DM calls out to him.

"It's Mycologist. What is it?"

"So I was thinking, if I buy all three of the tokens and junk will you give this to the plant at the big tree?" She says, holding up a bottle of alcohol.

"A weird request... Why?"

"Because that makes it more fun for me and lets me activate my class ability. Remember the one I was just talking about? It's gotta be funny for me and I think this would be hilarious."

"Is that -truly- the way your abilities work?" He says, placing one hand on his hip.

"Really!"

"Ugh. Fine. Whatever."

The Dungeon Master buys all four items, and the Mara Whistle. Mary rakes in an extra G1,100. Satisfied, the group leaves.

If I had known it would be this easy from the start...
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No. 1097303 ID: 1effd3

>>1097302
To be fair... its OGDM...
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No. 1097304 ID: 5b2941

>>1097302
>and the Mara Whistle
YES!
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No. 1097305 ID: 08229c
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1097305

The group returns to the central hub. With the bottle in hand, Mycologist approaches Ashley. He sighs, wondering if the samples he wants are worth all this hassle.

"Hey," He calls out to Ashley and holds up the bottle, "I wanted to uh... Give you this. As thanks. For the free heal."

"A vintage alcohol slime..?" Ashley seems a bit taken aback by the offer, "It's... It's quite alright, truly. You are trying to help the kingdom. It was the least I could do."

"I insist. It's already been purchased and I doubt we'll have time to drink during this dungeon run if we're gonna try and speed it."

"Ah. Well... Then will you share it with me..?"

"....." Mycologist can see Dungeon Master nodding aggressively. Warrior gives a thumbsup. "Very well."

He sits down beside Ashley and the two begin to share the bottle. The alcohol is oddly thick, like a watered down syrup, but it warms the throat and stomach. Mycologist can feel the heat blooming already. It was strong.

He passes the bottle along to Ashley who takes a small sip. The plant cleric shivers in delight, even the smallest of liquids had a strong effect. The two sit in silence, passing the bottle between themselves.

Ashley is the first to break the silence.


"I know you're only here for some materials," They say, "But... I do hope you can fix this land. It's my home. And... Even though I'm not a slime like the others, the Queen still allowed me to stay here. She even allowed me to be in the citadel itself. She counts me among family.

I've never experienced something like that. For someone to look beyond what they see on the surface, to allow... To allow me a chance."

"... Were you kicked out of your home or..?" The Mycologist asks, in spite of his feigned disinterest.

"Mm. I wasn't kicked out, but..." They laugh, "It will seem silly to someone like you but my petals are supposed to be red, just like my dress. It didn't really affect anything but.. It made things a bit harder for me. It was impossible for me to fit in, to find a mate, even. Plants can be picky, haha!

A-ah, I'm sorry. The alcohol has made me speak too much... I just... I wanted you to understand how much this place means to me. And I... I simply hope that you will do your best to save it."

The Mycologist frowns and takes another sip. He thinks in silence for a moment before responding.

"... Petals, huh." He nods, "... Very well. I had planned to just gain material but... Well, it's hard for me to say no to an earnest request.

Also... I think your petals are striking. The pink contrasts well against your skin."

"Really?" Ashley smiles, "I think your mushrooms are wonderful as well. Are you fond of nature?"

". . ."
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No. 1097307 ID: 08229c
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1097307

"I have always been fond of the natural world. Mushrooms, moreso than other aspects. I find them fascinating."

"I can tell. But, I'm curious, please forgive me if I'm being rude but... I can tell that mushrooms have taken root on you? I've never seen anything like that with a living being... It's not an injury, either. It's as if they are meant to be."

Mycologist frowns. Not because he is upset but because this is simply the first time someone has actually paid any amount of attention to his craft, it's a new sensation to him.

"Well, that is because I grafted them onto myself years ago. They allow me to communicate effortlessly with other myconids. It's a great boon when dealing with their civilization."

"Can I feel it? The mushrooms, I mean."

"... I suppose."

Ashley reaches out and moves the Mycologist's hair aside, tucking it behind one of his pointed ears. They run their finger across his skin. The texture is slightly different and Ashley can feel the pulse of two lives. No, millions. The Mycologist's vitality thrums but beneath it are millions and millions of other plants, thriving and working alongside him.

"You're... Amazing."

"....."
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No. 1097308 ID: 08229c
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1097308

"I have more," Mycologist says, his face flushed, "Mushrooms. That is. Would you like to see?"

He wasn't sure if it was the atmosphere or the alcohol making him feel more open. Or maybe it was just the sheer joy of finding someone who didn't mind what he had done to himself. Who found similar beauty in nature.

"I would love to," Ashley says.

The Mycologist disrobes, still keeping a long skirt on. Ashley can see the extensive modifications he's made to himself. his entire right arm, while not gone, has been seemingly consumed by mushrooms. Or maybe fused?

"The arm uh... It allows me to manipulate mushrooms better. I can communicate with them and handle myconid weapons. It's a fairly rare trait." He explains, before kicking himself mentally for bragging.

"I've never seen anything like this." Ashley says, "Oh-"
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No. 1097310 ID: 08229c
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1097310

"Is there another mushroom in there," Ashley says in a teasing tone.

The Mycologist goes bright red and frowns heavily.

"It's... It's not like that, I simply-"

"It's fine, truly. I don't mind. It's kind of flattering."

"Really? It's... I've never really-"
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No. 1097312 ID: 08229c
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1097312

"WOOOOO! YOU GOT THIS MYCOLOGIST!"

"What the hell!?" Mycologist snaps out of the seeming trance he was in, "I wasn't going to do anything!"

"So you like plants..?" Warrior asks, "That's kinda cute hehe..."

"I don't-! I mean I do, but-!"

"Hey, it's cool Myc." DM nods, "You two are hitting it off. We'll scout ahead and give you privacy."

"There's really no need-!"

"I said it's cool. You two have fun~, we'll see if we can take care of one of the fire girl."

"Guh-!"

Dungeon Master elbows Warrior and the two of them head off.

They're approaching Mirelle's domain.


Hm. I didn't expect the party to split. I suppose I should have considered that they may want to uh...

Have fun

In different areas.

What are we doing for Mirelle's area? The Dungeon Master has the token for her.
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No. 1097314 ID: 660f7a

>>1097312
I don't know about Mirelle, but Myco should gain a small sapling from Ashley with a minor healing perfume or berries. It's a weak healing, but is stronger in the After Dark dungeon and/or in areas good for plants.

It's said it has a secret effect that will only manifest if planted somewhere suitable and tended to with care by its owner~

How he receives the sapling? It can just appear next to him if he and Ashley pollinate each other, or be a gift from Personal Gift (unique item) from Ashley.
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No. 1097315 ID: 4beab8

>>1097312

Gravity Slime fights per normal, but the militia, hearing the ruckus out in the Gate House, moves to investigate (possibly with Mirelle). The badge can then be presented so that they stand down, avoiding a secondary fight.

For the fight, Gravity Slime employs the bricks making up the gatehouse and the various items strewn without, rearranging them into projectiles, barricades, bindings, and cages. It won't be impossible for Warrior to deal with these things using the club and brute strength.

I'm not sure we need a lewd edge to this. Just make it a fun fight where Warrior is in her element.
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No. 1097316 ID: 66a0f2

Yeah, give the warrior a W, she deserves it.
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No. 1097317 ID: 660f7a

>>1097315
We can have cheerleaders in the back, or warrior slimes flexing.
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No. 1097318 ID: 4beab8

>>1097312
>>1097314

For Myco, assuming he succeeds in impressing Ashley in the first round or two, they'll offer him something to increase his stamina (among other things) so that he can last a bit longer.

> Elder Tree Sap: Roots of the ancient tree run far and deep through Slimecrown, an unending battle of attrition waged over centuries speaking of a subtle but unmistakable tenacity as they have drunk deep of the power and memories of this place.

"The Light Imperishable": The imbiber seems to gain some measure of the tree's quiet fortitude, if only for a night. They tire less easily within Slimecrown, and are damaged less by its denizens.

"One with Nature": The memory of growing things floods the consumer's consciousness, giving them an unmistakable and effortless rapport with plant creatures.

"Sap Production" (Curse?): An arguably unfortunate side effect for elves is that such potent natural essence suffusing their being fills more than just their primary limbs with the vigor of life. Increase base lust and note that if the glowing fluids last more than 24 hours, seek a medical professional IMMEDIATELY.
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No. 1097319 ID: b54958

>>1097312
Clearly the dungoneer has to get smothered in some firey boobage.
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No. 1097322 ID: a7a180

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer, Mary. Lest you forget, she’s the first DM. She literally makes the rules.

In her wing, Mirelle is burning with rage! Curie is missing and nobody knows what to do about it. She should be in charge, but the other princesses won’t listen! She’s taking it out on the castle, and anyone else in lava chunk throwing distance. Even standing near her can cause heatstroke.
But, Mirelle’s coin lets you parley! The bearer is entitled to one Fiery Favor - Mirelle will fulfill any request as long as it’s a word starting with the letter F.
For later wings, Sophie’s token earns her trust! She will grant you one Muddy Memento, which can be any word starting with the letter M.
Rosa’s token catches her eye. She’s up for one Risqué Rosy Request, which can be any word starting with the letter R.
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No. 1097323 ID: 0d1cef

>>1097312
Mating Press.

Mirelle is war games. Mating press or be pressed. With the advent of the new leader, Mirelle has decided to take the throne by combat, but as the slime are her kin, actual violence is forbidden, the only safe way to establish dominance is to mating press. Beware the trained slimes.

However, if one were a friend of Mirelle with a token the slimes in her domain will instead take the party to her and unless they screw it up, she will take them in as trusted confidents and generals in her forces, where perhaps her conquest can be tempered with reason.
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No. 1097325 ID: 4beab8

>>1097323
>>1097312

Mirelle has the thigh rune added onto her. So, maybe give her a chance to use it. Upon seeing that OGDM has clearly geared herself up for a fight, Mirelle will take that as a challenge and offer to fight her, hand-to-hand (since OGDM doesn't carry a weapon). This gives her an opportunity to get up close and personal, throwing out hands, feet, and most importantly, wrestling moves.

OGDM is really strong and virtually immune to fire. I don't know if she got serious if Mirelle could actually put up a compelling fight. Since I think OGDM is a bit of a fight-sexual and might enjoy a physical challenge, we can give our princess a pair of Power + Fist bracers, something a bit subtle that lets her really turn up the heat.
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No. 1097335 ID: 4beab8

>>1097325

Also, per the ancient traditions of wrestling, both of them will need to be oiled up. You know, for tradition's sake.
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No. 1097336 ID: dc4bad

>>1097325
heck yeah, nigh-fire immunity would allow for some fun grappling shenanigans

>>1097335
a time-honoured tradition, not sure though if it would dampen or feed fire. either would be cool though
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No. 1097337 ID: 5b2941

>>1097335
>>1097336
depends on the oil you use. My vote's on "feed": both of them are immune to flames to it's not like it's really tilting the balance, and it makes for great spectacle
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No. 1097338 ID: 5b2941

>>1097314
>>1097318
this is all well and good, but wouldn't it be cute if Ashley ended up with a little mushroom too? to make it less one-sided
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No. 1097344 ID: 4beab8

>>1097338

If Myco gives something in exchange, I'd say that's kind of up to him. It couldn't hurt if Ashley specifically asked for a memento to remember him by, though.
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No. 1097561 ID: 660f7a

>>1097344
Myconid can give Ashley a buttbaby!
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No. 1097562 ID: 0bd4f4

Weren't you able to do split screen or picture in picture before? You only need to watch the events in the central room, not control anything there.
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