>>1124977
You broke the oven? Not exactly weak, are you?
Seems like you can't lie to them anymore. You'll have to admit what you've done, and what has been done to you.

...one of the knives is missing. Quickly check the net to see what's stuck in it. Pull the whole thing in if you have to. I suspect a dead body is in it.

How's the arm? looks like you got something in it

Probably want to clear whatever that is out of the smoke stack before smoke gets everywhere. That would draw attention for sure

>>1124987
Oh that's where the missing knife went.

what is the punishment of killing another prisoner? roderick knows we were going to talk to prescicca next, but roderick is also a liar. take a second to collect yourself. then go back and work on your reputation. you have to make sure your word is more preferable to roderick's

Honestly it just looks like Kaol starting thrashing around randomly and Priscilla panicked and grabbed the knife then hit them with it and ran. The only way for Kaol to have killed Priscilla and disposed of her body would involve them also using the knife on themselves and I feel like that's not something they'd do even in a fugue state.

2/2 Buckwheat 2026/04/05(Sun)19:43 No. 1124594 ID: ac2578
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You spare no delay rushing to the market place. Time is ticking and you have flowers to secure! Food and other personal needs could wait.

The lovely raccoon would greet you at her stall. Her tone tries to remain pleasant, her tiny paws however, cover her nose.

Pesuka: “Oh! Uh, morning Eugene. I have a fine selection of fresh flowers here today.”

That she does. Looking over you see the following:
A bundle of roses [3 Gold coins]
A bundle of honeysuckles [1 Gold coin]
A bundle of lavender [1 Gold coin]
A bundle of chamomile [5 copper coins]
A bundle of random un-sorted flowers [1 copper coin]

You will require at least two bundles of flowers for the job.

Currently you have:
7 gold coins
7 copper coins (5 copper on-hold as promised to Mrs. Bramblesnaps)
4 bars of plain bathing soaps [Value: 5 copper]
2 bars of honey-scented bathing soap [Value: 1 Gold]
1 fresh tunic [Value: 2 copper]
1 flowered straw hat [Value: 5 copper]

What will you purchase, or offer to trade the fine lass in exchange for flowers? You do have a moment to haggle.

I am stricken with choice paralysis.
Do you need anything specific? We probably shouldn't cheap out entirely on the queen's washing, regardless.
Is there anything else you'll need to buy after this? Something we need to reserve coins for?

If no, um, how about getting roses, lavender, and assorted, in exchange for 3 gold, one bar plain soap, and one bar honey soap? Plus or minus depending on haggling.

Lavender is a traditional scent for soaps and candles, and was on the shopping list anyway. That is a no-brainer. Roses are pretty, but not really known for their scent properties. Rose water is a thing, but its subtlety only works when it's the only flavor around. Honeysuckle and chamomile are good traditional stuff though. Nobody could fault those.

Unless the queen is known to have a specific fondness for roses, I say get the lavender, honeysuckle and chamomile, and see if she would take a bar of soap or two at equivalent value when you go to pay her.

honeysuckle and lavender should suffice
and throw in that unsorted bundle for spice

Tell the big, mean, heartless, souless, vile, unrefined, unloving, unloved, and most of all yee-yee-ass racoon lady that you already talked about this: you are not stinky. You make orhers stinky. If they attack you. You can relax.

Do get the chamomile, the lavender, and the butterflies (that's what a honeysucker is, right?) for your quest.

Don't dead open inside!

Brett 2026/04/07(Tue)03:49 No. 1124710 ID: 0d1c28
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Brett shouts up at the door

Brett:"Yeah, yeah, really funny prop you guys! but a wendigo seriously? isn't that some kind of RV?"

No response. Brett goes up the stairs. The door is unlocked. There's no one in the house.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP

Is it your heart pounding? Or is it the heavy footsteps of doom?

Or is it a killer soundtrack performed by a surprisingly competent singer?

>>1124715
>>1124713
Both.
The creak of his steps up the stairs to find the open door, the thumping noise growing louder before fading into a killer song from the soundtrack...
The thump thump thump idps
Something that looks like ķimberly , still in her underwear, bashing her own head against a wall in time...
As he steps into the room, she turns slowly, neck tilted at a very wrong angle and blood dripping from her scalp... shes smiling.
And that smile keeps getting wider...

Only thing i cant decide is if he thinks its real or a great prank,

Tio 2026/04/05(Sun)04:17 No. 1124563 ID: 1de1ba
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I turn back. She spits a final string of profanities at the creature.
Freezes. Eyes dart to me. Wide. Tremble. Smell of panic.

Then snaps back as if nothing happened. Silence.
Yellow remains.

"Are you alright?"
"I I- sorry Yes I sorry am Thank you Fine. Fine. Fine. I am fine. Are you?"
"Head hurts a bit. Smell's back, must've knocked loose the clogs in my nose. You got any clue what it was?"
"No. No. It came from the captured ship the docks would know I, I, no I don't I don't know. From the depths. Black. Nose aches."
"You want me to go after it?"
"N No. It, it's terrible, you don't, I , no. Don't touch it. It's fine you just recovered It's fine. Is there anything else you require?"

Okay then I guess her eyes are light purple. It's the same underlying cause- lack of the usual pigments. Often they lack pigment entirely which results in them being the same color as blood, whatever that is to you... but apparently purple and grey are possible colors as well.

>>1124563
Tell her it was nice meeting her.

You can decide to invite her or not after you've met other prospects.

>>1124563
Go after it anyway, I bet it leads to treasure.

> Is there anything else you require?
yeah, what are her plans for Lutricalia?

>>1124563
The druid is a kind, thoughtful woman. What's her name? I don't believe she mentioned it. We know it's Fionnuir but I don't know how we know that; it would be rude to just use it without asking.

More seriously, she mentioned something about a gilded ship bringing misfortune. We've heard that someone captured a ship full of treasures, and we remember a strange ship arriving the same day our Fog started, but the details are still blurry... does the druid think there might be amy connection here?

With all that's been happening to us recently, it feels safer to be around her. Has she got any plans for Lutricalia? Would she like to go with us?

I was tempted to suggest ginerva and dotti being shocked because her underwear is exceptionally frilly and/or polka dotted.
AND the fact shes not alone in there...
But
>>1124581
Its also shocking because shes also sat fully naked but wearing her mask and nothing else, trying to convince herself that as long as she has her mask, shes not naked.
A gang of pigeons stole her clothes!
A certain avian faegan has himself a gang working for him now.

2, yes - her tail is irresistible to play with.

>>1124584
I second this.

>>1124582
actually like this a lot. funny.

In my heart, Ginerva. Buuuuut because I'd like Donut to actually draw the next update without being miserable (and because nobody else went for it), I will spare him badger nun this time.

>>1124581
>>1124582

Very good suggests. I agree, let it be Nacha in nothing but mask!

She died as she lived, rocking out

Heroes never die!

Select Continue

Rock on, Grail. Rock on.

Well, hurry up and rot faster!

So we can play as the moss dryad that grows out of you.

...It was never just the meat the Gormoamhi witches were sacrificing. And they had no idea.

The Rezans did the impossible. They brought the dead back to life. This is not something you can discard back into the void. It could change your way of life. It could make you worthy of bedding your goddess...

And, of course, it could let you torture these @#$%s to death over and over for all the hurt they've brought upon you.

Be patient. Wait. Trust the Daoine.
Silly, I know. But if you succeed, you're both going to live for a very long time.

Baron 2026/02/23(Mon)23:14 No. 1122552 ID: 89ca74
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Loquui is hesitant, but she trusts the dah-een that smells like Yahn. He is ingratiating himself to the other creatures with all the skill she expects of a subservient nonperson. In fact, they seem to accept him as just another servant, even though he clearly doesn't have the wrongness of the other Dah-een or Yakubi.

Baron 2026/02/23(Mon)23:15 No. 1122553 ID: 89ca74
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Loquui cannot hear, but the big Ghostskin, barks something at Yakubi, and Yakubi barks at the Dah-een. They follow. So Loquui follows.

They weave through the streets. Loquui is struck by a sense of nostalgia. These places used to be filled with her sisters, and bitches that needed a good thrashing, but there was always such noise and life. Now they are empty. It makes it harder for Loquui to hide, but she has experience. As a pup, she'd used the strange stone buildings and their funny holes to crawl into places the mistress could not sniff her out.
Though she is bigger now, Loquui finds all the old places with amazing ease, and gracefully climbes back into the narrow spaces betwe-betwee-BETWEEN-it seems the walls shrank since last time Loquui used them, as she it stuck. She'll have to wriggle her way out. Hopefully Yakubi will leave a scent she can follow-

Baron 2026/02/23(Mon)23:16 No. 1122554 ID: 89ca74
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Oh, Yakubi is getting pummelled. That's funny.





Wait, Yakubi is getting pummeled! BY SHOKZALI?!

Baron 2026/04/01(Wed)21:04 No. 1124171 ID: c15a60
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I will run you into the ground.

>>1124004
A. We also have the tools there to create a controlled environment.

A

A) easy clean up if it makes a mess

>>1124004
A: Bring both crystals with us to the Cloud Resort Construction Site. It's the responsible thing to do! We'll have to bring them around with us for a while, but we'll be able to keep an eye on them. That's a better option by far than dumping them in a co-worker's lake, or worse, risking the contaminants leaking out from a place no one kbows about! What kind of good, hard-working reploid would we be then?

While theyre all good ideas, a is the most responsible option as chemical formixer dan also assure no humans are exposed to the materials while keeping up with her other duties.
Abandoning a responsibility, even if one not usually assigned to you, is not sonething a good reploid would do and chemical formixer is, more than anything, a good reploid in her core program..

Whoa Justice is tall. or maybe not its hard to tell in this void.

place object justice beside the tree and let her do her thing

JUSTICE! it is time to enact judgement upon these heinous fowl! also you're very beautiful.

>>1123570
Oh shit.
Shes blinded and got a sword! Make sure you dont frighten her or shell start blindly swinying about

Tell Justice her dress is falling off, in case she can tell.

Then tell her the bad things the tree has been doing.
Inspect the heart of the tree to know if it is evil and unrepentant, so we may....uh...take it to tree jail or something.

STORE Justice in your heart.

UPCRAFT Mercy so that it becomes an object also.

STORE Mercy in your heart.

UPCRAFT your island into a bigger island.

I agree with the others. It seems like you're not going to be able to get away, so hold your ground and fight back.

Try to knock him down. If he goes prone, he'll be easier to finish off.

Grimothy 2026/03/10(Tue)23:43 No. 1123271 ID: 0d1c28
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Grimothy pecks at Rodrick, causing him to tumble onto the ground.
Rodrick lashes out at Grimothy as he falls.

Taunt him by shaking your tail feathers.

kick the weapon out of his hand

Stamp your foot down on his chest to hold him down, and tear off his pants.

>>1122631
Male, 40s, northerner. Whitewall, maybe? Brown hair, pale blue streaks on the sides of his beard. Squints like he's nearsighted, marks on his nose from glasses he's not currently wearing. Scholarly, but, based on his callused hands, and overall muscle tone, also has some reasonably recent experience wrangling heavy machinery. Hasn't gotten much sleep in the past week but was eating well before that.

He's scooting the chair backward and trying to steer toward a pile of stuff on top of a cabinet in the corner. Pile looks like... overcoat, chainmail shirt, backpack, couple of books, gold necklace with a sunburst pendant, knife on a belt.

rolled 6, 9, 4, 9, 2, 7, 5, 1, 10, 3, 8, 8, 8, 5, 6, 9, 1, 10, 10, 2, 7, 2, 4, 6, 9, 5, 9, 7, 9, 6, 8, 1, 1, 7, 8, 1, 4, 4, 2, 10, 9, 1, 10, 4, 3, 5, 2, 2, 2, 9 = 280

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Malice circles around behind the prisoner and drops Hidden Predator Camouflage. She steps over to the cabinet and picks up the knife, pulls it out of its sheath, pockets the necklace, leafs through the books a bit. Then she turns around and speaks, trying every language she knows. "Hey! Why do they have you tied up down here? You're not going to hurt me if I set you free, right?"

Can I find the guy's glasses?

>mechanics
Mostly a Dex + Larceny roll (5 + 5) to steal the necklace without him noticing.

Character Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HRodWW0VRJ5_BLe3C_XpgGld3kaaywmEtmqGj4yjHgk/edit?usp=sharing

Proposed character. Would be looking for a place to build up a cult, craft some equipment or artifacts, otherwise solidify advantages. Could very easily have gotten stuck here somewhere, especially since I haven't yet fit Transcendent Desert Creature in here. Need an Urge, Kimberian or Cecelynian, and the Stone of Acrid Understanding could be changed to another background if more appropriate.

rolled 6, 10, 10, 1, 3, 7, 3, 2, 10, 9, 10, 5, 2, 4, 6, 5, 10, 10, 2, 7 = 122

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>>1122567
>Anyways, we need to take over, but stealthy like, right? Don't want to call the attention of any immaculate too early.
>>1122589
>When she gets on the ground, she immediately triggers Urban Hell Renovation to creates a column from which to stand above everyone, not that her height of over 7 feet really requires it.

Aaaaaaand great, okay, full mask off, no disguises, fantastic. That means anyone who's not down to rebel against the realm is going to automatically look for ways to subvert and resist. Lets see, could try to fake a confrontation, but that'd only go so far, and from what she can tell Xi-hun seems unlikely to play along with... well with much of anything, really. These people are fucked either way, no saving them from the realm now which means instead we need to find a way to disappear when the hammer comes down. A fleet of ships? Probably too hard to hide...

While contemplating just how exactly they're going to hide their base of operations from the watchful eye of sycophants and fools, Akemi brings the ship down. Of course, her dad never had her do exercises on demonic hellships before, but honestly there's a lot of overlap. Two miles outside of town, around a bend in the canyon walls so the ship isn't immediately visible through the tall grass. She has the crew make camp here, offloading goods and setting up tents. Using rod of verdant minerals to prep some trade goods- unsurprisingly, there was plenty of brass and copper

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rolled 9, 2, 2, 1, 7, 2, 3, 5, 2, 1, 9, 6 = 49

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>>1122607

"Good no question." Xi-hun bends down while looking at various people who seemed to have spoken in Old Realm. "Now it seems some of you might be aware of some prediction I may not be aware off right this moment. Would anyone of you be willing to correct this mishap? Also the usual landscape aren't present so if you would kindly point out a few, that would be extra useful."

Claudio 2026/03/06(Fri)03:53 No. 1123053 ID: 50cb5c
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>look up what is happening on the outer colonies?
The Outer colonies Current situation

The colonies, that had been a point of pride of the Alliance, as the first cooperative project between all members of the Alliance, had been for the most part abandoned in the last decades, as the Alliance focused their resources less in exploration and expansion, and more on reconstruction after the war.

The colonies had been left mostly to fend off by themselves, with only token assistance as essential supplies were delivered, or through different patrols that ensure the safety of the colonies, at least against larger threats. The colonies themselves though, quickly saw themselves regressing to lower industrial and technological levels, many colonists abandoning their homes and moving to the edge worlds as refugees. The most affected of these were the few colonies that had just began growing at the start of the war, the ones who made first contact with the Baktre Hegemony, and as such found themselves in the middle of the war.

While the reconstruction took most of the Alliance resources, the Alliance itself never abandoned the colonies, though this didn’t help the feelings of abandonment and resentment many of the colonies had towards the alliance itself.

Claudio 2026/03/06(Fri)03:54 No. 1123054 ID: 50cb5c
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>Ask if there's anything interesting over in the Aoemi Sector.
Kadmian: “Ah, well, from what I gathered, before the war, the Aoemi sector, and the system of the same name, was an important hub connecting to several other sectors under colonization at the time. It became a meeting point for the colonists, and a supply warehouse to ensure the colonies would continue growing… It had to be evacuated and abandoned during the war as the Alliance was pushed back, but even then, the old warehouses soon became a sort of safe-house for the few that had to be left behind, both colonist and troops…

Now, those old warehouses were preserved, even once the rebuilding started. They are planning on making it a museum of sorts, about the war, and about the story of the survivors and refugees of that time. I’ll be working on some new warehouses and logistic depots that are being built in the same planet. Personally, I’m glad that’s the case, even if it would be more time and effort on my part… I’d feel weird stacking boxes in what used to be a home for people who lost theirs…”

Carlos: “… I think I’d like to visit that museum sometime. Whenever it opens.”

Kadmian: “Yeah, I imagined. Just let me know when you get some leave, and I’ll see if I can book you for a good tour. I feel the planet is going to be growing quite a bit in the coming years.”

>>1120845
That’s… a good idea… alright, I know Kadmian likes puns, they are quite popular among his culture… Maybe I can do something with that and socks…? Well, anyway I should start setting it up… Hopefully I can make something up as I go… or just keep it simple… he’d appreciate it either way, I think… And he has been a good friend through our d

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Claudio 2026/03/06(Fri)03:56 No. 1123056 ID: 50cb5c
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And just as I was about to continue, the sound of the door to the colonel’s office sliding open silenced everyone...

Col. Santios: “Alright! You got your assignment. Now Move it! We are behind schedule!”

The familiar yelling of our esteemed and clearly stressed colonel suddenly roars through the hallway, as one of my classmates rushes out of the office, I don’t even have time to tell who it was, as they ran through the hallway, presumably to do their final preparations before leaving the system.

Col. Santios: “Alright… how many more are there…?

He quickly takes a glance a each and every one of us. None of us speaks up.

Col. Santios: Good… Give me 5 minutes, I got a priority call. In the meantime, all of you stay here. Including you, Sub-lieutenant Kadmian, since it seems you have nothing better to do, you might as well hear the briefing since it will be concerning you as well.”

And without further explanation, he closes the door and a deafening silence fills the hallway.

Kadmian: “Heh… Well, this looks interesting. Delma doesn’t know what she’s missing.”

>…

Check the perfume to see if it's something you wouldn't mind smelling like. Dab some on yourself if it's ok.

send Delma a text letting her know she has five minutes to get here. Probably won't do anything but it would be kind of funny to think she'll rush her out of breath thinking she was missing something important.

>>1119776
no cold logic, hot logic. Simmering anger and restlessness are the only thing keeping us going right now. Keep that boiler stoked or we will pass out again.

Oken 2026/03/02(Mon)20:58 No. 1122857 ID: 0d1c28
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It's best to trust them for now, if they turn on me... well I guess I'll just have to deal with that.

Fuze is waiting for my approval, I give it. "good enough"

I turn to leave but I stop short and turn "Do you know what a boiler is?"

Fuze chuckles "I suppose you aren't talking about heating water..."I give him a silent stare for that one, he sigh and removes his glasses to clean them "Ahem well, there isn't any official classification it seems to lump in a number of symptoms and can occur under a plethora or stress induced situation, but to put it bluntly most doctors classify a 'Boiler' as someone undergoing a type of degenerative battle frenzy, it's considered very rare in actuality and the term is more commonly applied as a sort of slang insult between low class Astranians. does that help?"

>>1122857
Degenerative how?

What are the symptoms?

>>1122857
That... kinda makes sense.
However, i suspect its considered degenerative because of the rarity. Not enough victins to fully understand and no real will to find a way to treat it. Also seems like a catch all phrase.

I have my suspicions but theyre irrelevent to this, so, back on the short terms goals and step by step thinking.
Ace pilot oken needs to be in that control room.
Time to move out.

[2/5] Stingpie 2026/03/01(Sun)22:54 No. 1122780 ID: 35d66b
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"Tony points toward Kleincakes and her fuzzy friend."
"Tony: 'I don't know what youse was thinking tryin'ta fight without any weapons.'"
"Tony's gang needs no words to tell them what's to be done."
"Tony: 'You ain't smart in my book if ya pussy-foot around what needs ta be done.'"
"He slowly walks behind the gang approaching Kleincakes & Meep Meep."
"Tony: 'Lil' miss science ovah here think she's so smaht.'"
"Tony: 'Thinks she's so important.'"
"Tony: 'Thinks every lil' thing is gonna go her way cuz she's so special.'"
"Tony: 'Well, I hate ta be the one ta tell you this, but there ain't a supahman goin' around setting things right.'"
"Tony: 'It's just me and you out here.'"

[3/5] Stingpie 2026/03/01(Sun)22:55 No. 1122781 ID: 35d66b
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"Tony: 'And you brought nuttin' to a knife fight.'"

[4/5] Stingpie 2026/03/01(Sun)22:55 No. 1122782 ID: 35d66b
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"Footsteps come thundering down the street, a fluid of faceless bodies brandishing knives and guns.
"Meep Meep stays to defend the fleeing doctor, who takes one more look at the situation before dropping into the stormdrain."

[5/5] Stingpie 2026/03/01(Sun)22:56 No. 1122783 ID: 35d66b
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"With a 'plop' Kleincakes lands in the basin."

He looks at you with an unusual combination of smugness and dissapointment.

"Now, onto the addition phase. You can forfeit now, if you'd like. I think I have a fairly good hold of how you think."

An awkard smile crosses his face.

"I guess that's my not-so-subtle way of saying my next move is a winning one."
"Now, what would you like to introduce?"

I would add a vent in the wall that leads to the boiler room of the neighboring hotel, which has a fine old sauna and bathhouse. This boiler room is minorly famous, mainly among plumbers and workmen, for being ancient, poorly planned, and being an agonizingly hot tangle of steam pipes.

A fine place for a slime to hide, no?

>>1122688
Stirring not sitting stir always when Heating so this should take in total 6 minutes

>>1122667
Dig deep.
There could be a booty themed prize.

Ensure you arrange the fridge magnets in the rudest phrase available. Butts seems like a low hanging fruit though.

Need to think about how to make those 17 bucks stretch to fill a fridge.
What?
Fifteen percent service charge is fair. And you aint spending your own hard earned cash, are you?

Cost effective foods:
Rice, beans, maybe milk (by volume per dollar), raw ingredients like sugar or flour, raw vegetables

>>1122695
Means we can make out own bread and pastry dough the two food groups also beans surprisingly Good on toast

I don't see baking turning out well. Better to get food that's simple to cook.

Rice and beans are cheap yeah, but don't forget store bought bread and pasta. Eggs tend to be affordable (even in this fucked up economy) and sometimes groceries have short-lived sales to get rid of food that's about to expire; you can take advantage of that. Might even be possible to find someone selling bruised or unattractive produce at a steep discount.

Hmm, okay, so the auditors can't be allowed to see the file. So I think timing is important. Slow things down so that can we file it right before the restart, to give the auditors the least amount of possible time to see it.

The only thing I can think of to slow time is to start a bunch of things happening so the processing slows down.

so in lieu of that lets golf for the right to file or not file the file

Okay, we tried to tamper with the file's source code to delete the parts that say "Restart" and it didn't work.

At least, we probably did.... I don't remember the plot of this quest much.

Anyway, the point is: What if we tamper with the file like this?

If --> 30 minutes or less from Restart --> Have Panic Attack.

When --> Panic Attack --> Create Algorythm that figures out how to prevent Restart for us real quick.

Think smart, not hard, fellas.

Also, if Mr. Vamoose protests, just.. turn him into an emotional support kudzu, Mr. Good Vines, so he emotionally supports you instead.

>>1120203

Maybe if we start 7000 games of golf simultaneously

>>1120130
Time drags in an office the closer you get to quitting time but only if you have no tasks. If you have a deadline, then it seems to speed up.
Therefore:
If he quickly rescinds the order to file we will be taskless and we'll have more time to cone up with a permanent solution.

Oooh.
What if we MISfile it?
That way both parameters of instruction will be fulfilled and the auditors wont ge able to find it easily.

batian 2026/01/13(Tue)06:48 No. 1119962 ID: bdfee2
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Now you’re only missing hearing. Uh….. How do you hear mud? You guess it kinda made a rustling sound when you pushed it around...

Maybe if y-

Ball: dats ez!!! u can hear the subtle slobering of the gnomes as dey move negative energies down and positive energies up 2 balance da levity of da mud
Lienzo: AUGHH!!!!
Ball: why u scared Lienzo? ^w^ did u not hear me coming?
Lienzo: How am I supposed to hear you coming if you float.
Ball: i naturally emit a nice falofolafulifyle ahh hum
Lienzo: No you don’t.
Ball: ur right!!! {w{ it doesnt sound liek falofolafulifyle at all
Lienzo: Right…
Ball: soooooooooo
Ball: wat brings u here anyways?
Lienzo: I’m looking for a medium for my art, where can I find one?
Ball: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ball: well i just keep drop stuff around in random places and find it exactly when i need to
Ball: like dat zine C.A.F gave me and U!!!!
Ball: so we should just walk in watever direction u feel is right in ur <3
Lienzo: my what?
Ball: ur heart
Ball: ur really bad at recognizing sounds
Ball: anywayssss
Ball: u lead the way

batian 2026/01/13(Tue)06:49 No. 1119963 ID: bdfee2
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>then go left
>>1119890
>Go left.
>>1119891
>Ok.
>Go left.
>Left is right.

You’re not sure how left could be right as that seems a bit contradictory but your brain seems pretty bent on going left so left it is.

Lienzo: Let’s go left.
Ball: Very well.

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Ball: don’t u luv how colorful my swamp is?
Lienzo: I don’t see any color
Ball: rly?
Lienzo: How did you do that?!??
Ball: wat?
Ball: I did nuthin *w*

How will you proceed?

So you liked the malleability of the mud. You might look for some actual clay then, which can hold a shape and isn't so sticky.

What does Ball have to say about shapes and shaping shapes?

>>1119961
Mmmm.
Petrichoriffic.

>>1119964
Emit a scent of wonder and fulfilment as you focus upon the pulsing colours.

Taking pictures of that mess is probably a good idea. After that, find something to arm yourself with and show Sheriff Bugg what you might be dealing with.

ALIENS

they're not human remains, are they?

Take a photo of the mess so the sherif will believe. Arm yourself but maybe keep it under your hat — do you like in a place where owning weapons are common?

Okay yeah now you GOTTA call the cops (Also take a picture for proof) Do not leave the scene, do not touch anything disturbing a crime scene is no bueno.

>>1119022
A fun session zero activity is to give all the players some interation their character has had with every other character prior to the game start (e.g. One of you drukenly shared a secret with the other what was it and how did you react?), helps flesh out characters as well as establish some interparty dynamics.

>>1119036
agreed

>>1119036
this

This is the perfect time to consider whether the story you're trying to tell would be better served by a different system. (You should freak out about this)

Make sure to place your anti-jumanji device on the table and turn it on so the players don't get sucked into the setting and become their characters.

It's a common foible of the hobby.

Take stock of your situation. We have no reason to believe you're in immediate danger, but we don't know what's going on in your environment either.

Are you aware of any potential reason for the, ah, atmospheric disturbance? Any major events in the news, significant dates, disturbing conspiracy theories circulating?

Do you recognize the glyph you're sporting? It kind of looks like a terminal prompt to me.

>>1119198
Agree with the recommendation to pack a go bag. We only arrive on the scene shortly before the shit hits the fan, and whoever we're with is always in the thick of it. But we usually get a bit of time first so we can get a handle on the situation we've ended up in. No reason you can't also use that time to prepare.

By that same token, where and when is this?

>not really anyone I'd consider a friend.
Hey, me too! maybe we can be friends.

What time is it? If its still late then you should try to get back to sleep, cause who knows what crazyness is going down tomorrow.

>>1119187
Alrighty, we got the funnies out of our system (for now).

Actual answer as to what we are: We are simply 'We', but can take many names. And 'We' arrive into realms shortly before a major upheaval to guide one or more individuals through it advantageously. You have been marked as one to guide, and this 'We' are gonna do it as best we can.

YOU aren't insane- but We kinda are. Still very good at what We do, though.

You, uh. May want to pack a backpack of supplies or something, though, fair warning.

'Murica.
SSR.
Docking.

Do any of the above terms mean anything to you?

>>1119187
Seems like you missed the big event you snooze you loose as the humans say