Find doll.

a red squirrel huh, well might as well sing the song of your people and find something to yell at for hours on end for no real reason.

assimilate with the superior gray squirrel population which replaced you.

Spontaneous combustion.

Survived the what?

Look for a source of food. Follow your nose.

Don't you have anything better to do?

First and most importantly ensure your tail is at maximum fluffiness with a quick grooming.
A fluffy tail is essential to good squirreling. If not for your tail youd just be some kind of ginger tree rat.

complain about it on twitter

Say "nothing ever happens" aloud to yourself

Those dastardly european squirrels. Always replacing all the other squirrels and stealing your nut spices.

Let's cross the Bering strait and form a grand intercontinental alliance of non-european squirrels to beat them back.