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1055939 No. 1055939 ID: 0ba437 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

(oops)
A quest about climbing a mountain

NSFW
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No. 1066489 ID: 26922a

"What is this 'thing that grows in a cave somewhere on Spool?'"
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No. 1066491 ID: 8f9bc4

It's a long way to the mountain still, and you need to get some experience exploring the wide world beyond your home. Sounds like a chance to learn what grows in caves! And to learn about caves! But why could she possibly need your help in getting it?
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No. 1066496 ID: fa3034

Oh sure, is it like some sort of moss or something?
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No. 1066498 ID: 34713f

"Not if you expect me to add an extra round trip between Spool and Grand Station, I barely have enough to get there once. If you can come to Spool with me and return to Grand Station yourself, however, I'm game - whatchu need?"
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No. 1066502 ID: 9bd411

"Ok, I'll bite, what are you looking for and why do you need my help with it?"


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1016964 No. 1016964 ID: 88966b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Your name is BAN. You're a cop.

5:50 AM. It's another especially shitty day in your shitty office. You still haven't slept. Your new boss has taken over the Durst case, and she's ordered you to focus on digging into just one of its emerging persons of interest. You review the three files on your desk once more...

>>YAMA DEVALLE (DEVALLE WORKS)
>>LILLITH TALMAN (CINESTER PRODUCTION CO.)
>>ADAM SUPAY (SUPAY SOLUTIONS)
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No. 1045454 ID: fc1eab

>>1045428
Are we really emotionally prepared to go through with something like this?
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No. 1064712 ID: df6307
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Your heart skips a beat. You shrug awkwardly. "Who doesn't have relatives who fought in the war?" You try to change the subject as quickly as possible.... You glance at your guide's leg. "Even you've got some war wounds, it seems."

>PIT seems amused. "What, this? There was just a little accident during a testing block a couple weeks ago. I've never been within 300 miles of a battlefield, and hopefully never will."

"I see... let's get back to the tour."

>"Of course. Come along, I'll take you to the core offices upstairs."

PIT weaves back through the exhibit, eventually leading you to a door that takes you further into the facility. Soon, you're loading into a small elevator.

>"Each major department has their own network of office spaces on the second floor," PIT explains as she starts typing a passcode into a keypad on the wall. "On the third floor are the department heads' offices, and ADAM's office, of course. We'll get to those in due time."

You watch as the engineer continues pressing keys. The passcode for this elevator is very, very long... "I know we haven't seen everything yet, but something's bothering me about your security," you remark.

>"Really?" PIT sounds genuinely curious. A green light flashes, and she presses the button for the second floor.
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1064713

PIT leads the two of you through a door into a large office space. Researchers and interns are weaving through a vast sprawl of cubicles, desks and strange-looking computers. A door on the far wall seems to lead into another space with a similar layout.

>"These are the offices for the RF department," PIT says proudly. "I have several research teams that are using this space currently. I'd explain what they're working on, but then you wouldn't be allowed to leave."

She sounds like she's joking, but the image of an automated turret network is still fresh in your mind.... You decide not to press her on that.

>A young man in a lab coat looks up as you walk by his cubicle. "Ma'am, the ordnance department will be starting their scheduled testing block on 5B in twenty minutes," he says, ducking his head in a half-bow toward PIT. "They asked if you'd be attending, again... Should I still just send the interns?"

>PIT crosses her arms. "Of course! I'm not gracing those shitheels with my presence until NISHI shows up at my doorstep, gets on his hands and knees, and begs for forgiveness. Send those kids from the engineering college again."

>"Got it, ma'am."

>PIT turns back to you as her subordinate re-absorbs himself in his work. "Company politics," she sighs exasperatedly.

I know the feeling, you think to yourself...
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No. 1064731 ID: f84b6b

>>1064713
one overworked department head to another, yes, it's relevant.

this gets us some goodwill, but also gives us an easy in on seeing what the company is up to AND gives us access to a new leadership person to talk with. I don't think our new friend here has much to do with this on a gut level, so meeting another high-up would be useful.
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No. 1065822 ID: 85f241

Checking in on potentially dangerous materials is what se came for, after all.

It would be a pleasure to learn more about these test, we will make sure not to interfere and be discreet on the matter.


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1042403 No. 1042403 ID: 681cb5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

[Super NSFW]

ACT 2: The Garden of Creation

Wiki and last thread: https://tezakia.net/wiki/Lascivious_Labyrinth
Discussion thread: https://tezakia.net/kusaba/questdis/res/134609.html#134609

Somewhere deep in the most tenebrous wilderness, far from civilization and decency, it is said that a grand temple of some old forgotten god lay hidden. In those ancient rumor-shadowed halls, acts of unbridled hedonism and profane rituals were indulged in wild abandon, all to please the fertility god the structure was dedicated too. It is a place where instinct and impulse is acted upon without care.

There are also myths about a great treasure, hidden in the deepest catacombs, far below the surface, forever watched over by mighty guardians and fiendish traps. The corridors are said to twist and turn with a serpent-like suggestion, their writhing path hiding many dangers and foes, but if you stay vigilant they will lead you to your greatest desire. Many before you have been seduced by the myth and been enthralled by the ravenous desire…

…Of the Lascivious Labyrinth.
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No. 1065464 ID: 71fa80

>>1065362
Try headbutting her in the face as hard as possible! You might get lucky and knock her out, which will turn off the magic and let you eat her yourself!
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No. 1065466 ID: f2320a

>>1065362
Yeah fuck no to that
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No. 1065553 ID: a9af05

>>1065362
Magic requires concentration to maintain. Headbutt her to break her concentration, then eat her before she gets her magic going again.

Bonus points if you can repeatedly headbutt her until she's unconscious!
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No. 1065570 ID: 365de0

>>1065362
If your balls are empty, you'll just have to fill them up again.

With her.
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No. 1065779 ID: f2320a

a thing i have noticed there is barely any conservation of mass


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1062441 No. 1062441 ID: f0bf00 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Welcome, Invalid user.
it has been INTEGER OVERFLOW since last activity
loading last used default, generating pocket
Pocket generated, locating subject.
located, beginning retrieval.
>Retrieving 0%
>Retrieving 20%
>Retrieving 35%
>Retrieving 50%
>Retrieving 55%
ERROR VECTOR MISMATCH, RECALIBRATING
>Retrieving 80%
>Retrieving 90%
>vector reset 0%
>vector reset 95%
>Retrieving 100%
RETRIVAL COMPLETE WITH (2)errors.


COMMANDS, help, generate primitive, retrieve, interact(command).
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No. 1065682 ID: 273c18

>>1065678
"Follow the bird construct! She's our ticket out of here!"
There's still a couple of riflemen that might be shooting at us, so let's discourage that while we run...
shoot(hostile riflemen)
follow(Sheri)
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No. 1065683 ID: 8f9bc4

strafe riiiiight
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No. 1065757 ID: f0bf00
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"There is a utility garage about 300 meters to the left. Should be a skimmer large enough for Savril, who also appears to have been shot" Sheri says.

You hear a loud BANG as the door across the hall dents outward.


2 updates until an unknown amount of reinforcements arrive
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No. 1065759 ID: 273c18

Savril must be the Amtsvane.
"Reinforcements will be here very soon. Savril, once we're clear, tip over some shelves behind us to block their path. Whatever that thing is banging on the door, it'll cause an additional distraction. Hopefully that'll buy us enough time."
run(towards utility garage)
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No. 1065776 ID: 8f9bc4

set destination(300m left)
run & gun


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1063597 No. 1063597 ID: 4314ed hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

You’ve been through a lot recently. You still aren’t sure what to feel about all of it, but it’s mostly turned out OK. In fact, it could be said you are incredibly lucky.

You are alive, in space, living amongst real aliens! It’s the most space-opera future you could hope for, and not the depressing “no FTL” kind of future that hard-sci-fi teaches you to expect.

The Galaxy is littered with “Tech Artifacts”, many yet undiscovered. Artifacts are so advanced they’re basically magic, and you are the proud new owner of two: a CAULDRON & an ORB. You still don’t know much about the CAULDRON, but it sounds like no-one else does either. However, everyone agrees that useful & unique artifacts are a big deal.

At least the ORB was easy to figure out: use it to look at an object, & it spits out various statistics about that object.
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No. 1065721 ID: 4314ed

I'm gonna clarify stuff.
I was asking too much at the same time, & my questions also weren't clear...
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No. 1065722 ID: ffc570

1. A scuffed CATMARINE that you painted in BATTLE CAT SQUADRON colors. People say the Battle Cats are cheezy but they're a great beginner army.

2. You don't have your passport because it fell in the toilet and you have to dry it out in a bag of rice (it's an electronic passport).

3. Tell him the orb is your pet.

4. Elbow macaroni is a banned substance because it looks too much like dried tubeworms, which are also banned.
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No. 1065734 ID: 4314ed
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1065734

Only question 2 is actually important. The others can be ignored if you want.

1: What is Frankie's Favorite TAFB figurine?

2: What is a quick snippet of Frankie's backstory that explains why he doesn't have his passport? Some ideas I had were: [He doesn't have one yet. He's technically an undocumented alien. / He had one, but it was lost shortly before Cerendi & Co. rescued him. / He has one, but it's been damaged in an embarrassing incident.]

3: Do you want to try sneaking the ORB through/avoid drawing attention to it? Or do you want to just follow the rules & submit it for screening? Or something else?

The "bonus" question is just fishing for something funny or potentially plot-relevant on the ban list.
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No. 1065735 ID: 34713f

1: A yet-unpainted Shark Week chapter figurine - this one's a female brute unit, which is only slightly less jacked than the male version, and you find the contours of the skin-tight wetsuit to be somewhat intimidating just from a painting challenge standpoint.

2: It's funny, you're so fresh that you've technically yet to turn in the paperwork for a passport application. Hopefully, this guy is amiable to letting you do that here - odds go up if there's a separate guy they can dump us onto and move on from.

3: Declare it as an artifact, of course. No reason to do otherwise unless you're extremely paranoid of the local government. Maybe mention the omni-AI drone is keeping an eye on it just to be safe?

Bonus: Scuba gear; somebody had the bright idea of smuggling gaseous drugs in their no-permit-required oxygen tanks, and were only thwarted because one sharp-witted checkpoint agent realized that there weren't any suitable diving sites here nor on any of the planets one would obviously travel through here to reach.
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No. 1065770 ID: f8083d

1. An ACE PILOT figurine. It's ruggedly scarred as it's seen many a game and even an epic battle with a very bitey toddler.

2. It's shorn in half. You're carrying what's left of it, that is to say, only the photo and half the data strip (making it completely unreadable without specialized equipment). Therefore the passport can more-or-less prove it belongs to you, but doesn't say who you are.

3 Declare the ORB as artefact.


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1060157 No. 1060157 ID: dc13c4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

This is a sequel to the Watermelon quest where the protagonist of that story made another offspring for tax reasons and now that protagonist has to find his way in life while being a femboy in this economy.
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1065008

Cantaloupe Werewolf: "So what did you want to talk to me about? I am all ears and you are just out of frame."
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No. 1065009 ID: dc13c4
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1065009

Mom: "That is my little sweet peach! You know I was just teasing you about the whole way how you look, I get it it is a stylistic choice to have outlines and also you were drawn by somebody completely different. No matter who you are and who you love I will always love you."

Cantaloupe Werewolf: "Mom! Stop hugging me in front of the quest participators it is humiliating!"
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No. 1065010 ID: dc13c4
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1065010

Mom: "Yeah I get it this is your story and don't worry I won't be part of it. This is just me making a short cameo before going on my own adventure of liquidating all our assets and dogging assassinations."
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No. 1065011 ID: dc13c4
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Mom: "The thing is the whole thing with the Lemon Stan and NFTs completely collapsed, a lot of people are made at me, even the president of the United state of Mcdonald's is going to Heaven and dragging stan out of the condo which he bought there to the supreme court hearing. To make a long story short a lot of shit has happened and it is time for us to disappear. That is why I should implore you to meet with Mister Sleazy Mc Cockballs in order to create your own religion. That is the only way to reach the final form of financial independence and for you to become a big shot. Morality only applies to those who sell it, the only morality that we rely on is the maze that is printed on the back of a cereal box, find the exit and don't get lost."
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No. 1065012 ID: dc13c4
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1065012

Sarcastic Thoughts of Cantaloupe Werewolf: "This sound a lot like getting a job, and creating my own religion is that what I really want to do? Not to mention that I really don't like Mister Sleazy, he taught me how to read cards, commit tax fraud and even fake my death. All of this reminds me of that one time I wanted a piercing and my mom while drunk wanted to do it herself, so instead of getting a piercing, I got a circumcision and it was only Tuesday."


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1064024 No. 1064024 ID: 7ae8e6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

A short Quest where you date a cute robot
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No. 1064409 ID: 7ae8e6
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1064409

>ask a little about her, what do cute robots do for a living? does she need to go to college or does she learn through some other means? what kind of hobbies does she have? stuff like that

"I'm currently unemployed, but I do volunteer work at Xeno Labs! I take care of the creations and help them learn, I'm somewhat of a comfort bot over there! I did go to college, due to my memory loss before arriving in this world, I had to start from scratch.. My mind and body doesn't allow any connections like that, so I had to learn the old fashion way!"

She thinks for a second before answering the last question

"I don't have any interesting hobbies... I like walking? Seeing the sights is very nice, exploring the world... It's exciting! like.. an adventure!" She smiles
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No. 1064410 ID: 7ae8e6
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1064410

>Is she a unique model or does she have any "family" to speak of?

"I'm unique as in there's only one of me, but I do have a family! A sister named Chip and a brother named Hisker! We all came from a program, a game I think! But we lost all our memories due to some corruption of our code, we don't remember eachother, but we came from the same program, so that makes us family!"

She beams with joy, happy at your question

"What about you? Do you have any family?"
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No. 1064412 ID: 3ed3c3

>>1064410
Nothing exciting, fairly nuclear.
Mom, dad, sibling, a smattering of aunts, uncles, grandparents, and cousins, a pet dog, a stray cat who might as well be a pet and a potted plant that's lived long enough for there to be an attachment.
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No. 1064422 ID: d1818e

>>1064410
Edward was raised by Aunt Becky since his early teens, as his parents do medical stuff overseas. He hasn't seen them in a while since The Merge made their jobs very busy, but they stay in touch electronically.
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No. 1064423 ID: a7a180

Dad travels a lot for business, mom is a mechanic. Of your siblings, your sister works in the shop and your brother moved away for college and found a job elsewhere.


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1040812 No. 1040812 ID: aff302 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You are an unknown creature who is currently driving a car on an endless road following a car in front of you. This quest can practically go in any direction when it comes to the tone of this quest.
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No. 1063738 ID: dc13c4
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1063738

Without saying a single word you use your wings and fly toward the portal. You are truly free from the dream, you are no longer part of the dream, and you are no longer part of the dreamer."
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No. 1063739 ID: dc13c4
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1063739

The last glims that you give to your previous world were the two introducers waving at you. That was the last time that you saw them. After so many days passed away you still think to yourself. Did I do the right thing? Would I be a happier person with one of them?
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No. 1063787 ID: 8f9bc4

quest complete

drives driven: 1
dreams dreamt: 1
portals portalified: 1
noses honked: 0
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No. 1063793 ID: e5709d

Breasts destroyed: 4
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No. 1063831 ID: dc13c4

Thank you all for following this story this is partially the end of the quest. I am not sure if I would want to do a continuation of it, I am satisfied with how it played out. The only thing that I am maybe willing to do is an epilogue, but that is only if you are interested in seeing additional things.


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1063453 No. 1063453 ID: a1eed5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNRpAipQHrg


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>Name:
>Color:
>Special Trait: (Ex: Taller/smaller than average, four arms, wings and etc.)
>Special Item : (Ex: Sword, shovel, yo-yo, a gun and etc.)
>Special Item 2: (Ex; Another sword, badass sunglasses, shield, a bag and etc.)
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No. 1063456 ID: e7c7d3

Name: Seymore Stiques
Color: Burgundy
Special trait: Made of concrete
Special item 1: Power drill
Special item 2: Feral hog
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No. 1063457 ID: 8b275b

Name: Mook_Gangster_04
Color: Cobalt
Special trait: He can shoot gangsta style. (sideways)
Special item 1: Baseball cap (Worn backwards)
Special item 2: pair of mac-10s.
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No. 1063464 ID: 2f7f6e

Name: Johnnyboy
Color: Green
Special Trait: Shorter than average
Special Item 1: Baseball bat
Special Item 2: Toothpick in mouth
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No. 1063476 ID: e5709d

Name: Sandwhisper
Color: Tan
Special Trait: Feline Taur
Special Item 1: Endless Ramen
Special Item 2: Mysteriously Mysterious Rubber Turkey
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No. 1063483 ID: 443b73

Name: Aurelia
Color: Copper
Special trait: Prehensile tail
Special Item : Sling
Special item 2: Spade


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1057665 No. 1057665 ID: a7e32a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

An adventure quest about an apostate and his apprentice, looking for truth in a world of gods.

(Will likely contain NSFW content, but is not intended to be pornographic.)
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No. 1060264 ID: a7e32a
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It takes around two hours to walk to the town center, taking stops to eat wild berries and enjoy the scenery on the way. The red of dawn has faded away entirely, leaving a solid wash of blue sky. As it's the first of Missing Sun, there's no sun visible above, nor will there be for the rest of this month. Even the sun needs its rest.

There's a bit of activity around the town center. Since it's still early in the morning, most of those up at this hour are setting up activities or conversing. Nobody you've been close with is nearby, but a few craftspeople and foreign traders look to be preparing for the day's trade. A handful of older folk are counting food for the midday feast to celebrate the turning of the month. If you came here last, you'd've loved to join in for some excellent food before you set out, but you don't have the time to wait around. There's a small class for morning exercises a bit further away from the small crowd, and a deacon is gathering water from the well for ceremonies.

All in all, it's an average day for a small religious community. Normal goods will be simple to gather as long as you have the space to carry them; you can just go gather food, clothes, basic supplies, etc. from communal stores. Exceptional things, potentially armor, weapons, or advanced manufactured goods will require a bit more effort in either trade or theft. While you're on a deadline, you still have plenty of time to look around. The question is...

What first?
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No. 1060377 ID: e7c7d3

See if the foreign merchant has anything interesting to sell or say
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No. 1060380 ID: 36784c

>>1060264
>If you came here last, you'd've loved to join in for some excellent food before you set out, but you don't have the time to wait around.
If you told us about that earlier, then we would’ve suggested coming here last so that you could’ve joined in for the excellent food. So that’s kinda your fault.

>what do?
Go check out the foreign traders.
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No. 1060537 ID: 2ef4bd

>>1060264
Talk to the old folks counting the food. Maybe you can get some food to take with you on your travels? It would be better than relying on wild berries and mushrooms that might be poisonous.
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No. 1063116 ID: b57fea

>>1060377
Foreign Merchants always have the most exotic swag!


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1062887 No. 1062887 ID: e98f33 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Three Young men have set out on a quest. They are each GLORIOUS CHAMPIONS in their own right, but their prior accomplishments count for nothing before the enormity of their task this evening. They must enter THE LANDS OF MEN and claim tribute, and return to their own domain before dawn arrives. Each has been tasked separately to recover an object meeting certain conditions, and while they are a BAND OF HEROES they are each individually responsible for their own retrieval.

The CHAMPIONS are:

MARTLEBY - The leader of the band on a normal night, though tonight each must be a band of their own! Martleby has a POWERFUL and MAJESTIC body, and wields an ancestral power of BOLD ORATORY which can stir the fires in anyone's spirit!

FLICHARD - The mightiest warrior of the three. Flichard has a POWERFUL and MAJESTIC body, and his ancestral power of a FURIOUS CHARGE can topple even the mightiest of trees!

BURRRT - The least heroic of the three CHAMPIONS, Burrrt is nonetheless a steadfast ally who aids the others as a scout. His body is POWERFUL and MAJESTIC, and his ancestral power of INHUMAN DEXTERITY enables him to soar acrobatically through the brush and over the hills!

Each of the three knows the conditions of the tribute they must recover from the human lands, but by ANCIENT TRADITION they are forbidden from telling their companions. But what are these conditions?

Each of MARTLEBY, FLICHARD, AND BURRRT, may have been tasked to acquire one of three classes of tribute! For each one, suggest one of the following.

An EXOTIC TREASURE is a suitable tribute for the upcoming ceremony, and successful retrieval will most likely ensure that their tribute will be accepted and they will not be devoured!
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No. 1062982 ID: 6ea7fb

Don't you DARE to cover up your MAJESTIC and GLORIOUS BODIES! What sort of GRAND TASK TAKERS would you be to buckle and break at the FEEBLE TRADITIONS of humans? You are LARGER then them! POSE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT! SHOW these dwellers of the LAND OF MEN your BARE INTENTIONS, UNAFRAID! Maybe also get some SNACKS OF SUSTENANCE.
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No. 1062983 ID: 53560f

This human is attempting to be helpful, WE SHOULD BRING HIM WITH US SO THAT HE MAY HELP US NAVIGATE THE STRANGE HUMAN LANDS! just pick him up, he’s small.
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No. 1062986 ID: a758c7

distract them by sucking their dicks
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No. 1063034 ID: 16b7a6

MARTLEBY should tell the sentry that he, too, can become a CHAMPION like MARTLEBY.
If the sentry can prove his respect to the SACRED DUTY, then MARTLEBY would allow the sentry to meet the ARBOREAL SOW and become a MIGHTY CHAMPION.
If the sentry accepts, then MARTLEBY should strip the sentry naked (for GLORIOUS reasons) and let him ride on MARTLEBY's back, while providing assistance to the SACRED DUTY.

As for where to go next, BURRRT should visit the wedding - his dexterity will be necessary to evade the objects thrown at him. I'm sure one of the objects will end up being the divine relic he's looking for. MARTLEBY and FLICHARD should venture towards the CORNFLOWER STATION.
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No. 1063035 ID: 85b96f

Our champions are going to get fucking shot. Maybe we're lucky and this is ENGLAND, or at least CANADA. Yeah take along the human, he can help guide the SOW's grooms in this FOREIGN REALM (and if not he'll at least be a useful HOSTAGE). Take a gander in the store first, maybe there's some LESSER ARTEFACTS or useful garbage to be had.


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1054380 No. 1054380 ID: 08de23 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

[Rated PG-13, experimental and 50% improv. Let's all have a good time, hey?]

A quest following the misadventures of an interdimensional deliveryman who's way in over his head.
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No. 1062688 ID: bcda6c

>>1062664
"well, sucks to suck lol"
>book it like a motherfucker as daddy dearest bursts into the bedroom, shotgun in hand
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No. 1062689 ID: 8f084a

>>1062664
"Well do you have the right paperwork? Can't just give this thing to anyone youknow"
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No. 1062703 ID: af7615

I dunno, his behavior is weird enough that he may not be mugging you; he may just not be communicating clearly. Maybe he only needs it for a bit? Ask what for. Probably don't simply hand it over, regardless.
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No. 1062704 ID: e5709d

Looks like a robot.
Be friendly but assertive. You have a job to do and you don't have a sufficient level to deal with sidequests.
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No. 1062708 ID: a7a180

Sorry, my mom taught me not to cooperate with strangers! Why do you want it anyway?


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1062183 No. 1062183 ID: a1eed5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

A quest about two transdimensional coworkers/bffs making a manga (And the many-many-many bad things that happens to those people in said manga)
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No. 1062185 ID: a1eed5
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1062185

>>1062183
It’s 9PMTD at The Local Locale-a bar you’ve been frequenting for the past 5 years now to both shoot the shit and hangout with friends AND drown your sorrows. And it seems like tonight you’re going to be doing a little bit of both tonight. As you (un)luckily have company tonight. The best thing about this place is that it's one of the most run down places in town, so you two quickly find open seats for yourselves with no one next to them. The barkeep has already put down your drink (Some cheap brown beer…at least you hope that’s what it is) since it’s what you order every night, while your friend (despite also knowing the menu like the back of their hand) stares at it as if he’s looking at map in a town she has never been before.


Rem Randy Red, your best (and to be fair, ONLY) friend. You’ve unfortunately been side-by-side ever since you’ve even started working, for better an-

“LET’S MAKE A MANGA!” he slams the table, echoing out a sound akin to a bomb going off, almost making you spill the liquid all over yourself.


…You didn’t even get a single sip of your drink


>Sure, what else have you got planned tonight?
>No
>Write-In
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No. 1062187 ID: e51896

Say no
Then drink a lot
Once you're drunk enough, reconsider and say yes
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No. 1062188 ID: fda116

Later.
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No. 1062190 ID: 79582c

You need a higher blood alcohol level before you'll consider that.
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No. 1062197 ID: d12415

>>1062185
"Who the flying fuck would publish it?"


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1060208 No. 1060208 ID: dc77d4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

An young man eager to make his way in the world prepares to embark on a fantastical journey.
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No. 1060978 ID: 2eb3cc

Ummm...pray for success, or something, until something happens.
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No. 1060983 ID: e51896

bask in the glory in what I am assuming is your goddess in the painting over there, and recite a prayer to start the day. Afterwards, go through the morning routines
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No. 1060999 ID: e5709d

Remove the gaudy cartoon cutout from your room.
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No. 1061033 ID: c05c96

Clasp you hands and pray for success. Who knows, maybe you’ll get a response?
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No. 1061615 ID: 34713f

Are you already packed? If not, do so now. You'll need your book of recipes and any supplies you own, at the very least.


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1057007 No. 1057007 ID: 7c8622 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

*Several years later*

:bitlukicon: (Since she was berserk at the time she only took half damage and was able to survive the destruction of the peachomet. Her friends, enemies and civilization were not so lucky. With the help of eggluk she has managed to survive in this hellscape, subsisting off of what she can and making burgs out of whatever she can find. It's just been her and eggluk for quite some time, the peachomet blew the pervert spirits away but now you have found her again. Will you help her fix this or will you laugh at her and make her cry?)
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No. 1061516 ID: 36fd0d

It seems like laying low is the best play at the moment, bob in place rapidly! This will show them you are very excited at the prospect of learning
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No. 1061524 ID: 7c8622
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1061524

>>1061503
>>1061512
:eggluk: (In order to get in the good graces with those who she'll be staying with, eggluk gives one the last of the ketchup which it will not give back. To the next she gives the last of the cheese, it takes one bite and drops the cheese to the floor, no longer moving. Guess they don't like cheese?)
:sitter: "Oh, aren't you so sweet, bringing gift for your swarmates. I guess that means you're not hungry then. Why don't you choose the lesson then?"
>>1061505
>>1061515
>>1061516
:eggluk: (Eggluk gestures in the most history like way she can imagine)
:sitter: "Okay, thats an interesting topic. So our civilization was found by the first queen after the pechomet fell and granted her intelligence. With her incredibly fecundity her and her children subjugated all the other bugs and created a hive to conquer and civil
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No. 1061539 ID: ceee81

RE-acquire the CHEESE while you wait for the big bug who tells all the rules to come back
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No. 1061543 ID: 36fd0d

No don't wait! This is the perfect chance to sneak away, everyone knows Eggluk is worldwide famous for her sneaking skills! Bitluk was holding her back, let's bounce into some other room
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No. 1061561 ID: 273c18

>>1061524
Sneak out! Bring the cheese with you. Maybe you can give other bugs indigestion if they block you...


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1050017 No. 1050017 ID: 681cb5 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Two lone mercenaries, lost in an unknown galaxy far from home, slowly drifts towards a smaller mining colony on the edge of the sector, a long way from anything of note. They were part of colony fleet that would do the impossible, FTL jumping to completely different galaxy, but something went very wrong… and now they are stranded all on their own. Their ship is barely holding together, as the wounds they received fleeing from the last planet as outlaws takes their toll, forcing them to land on the planet before them, for better or for worse…

[NSFW]

Discussion thread: https://tezakia.net/kusaba/questdis/res/134609.html#134609
Technically a side story to Starlight Afterglow, but should be a self-contained story: https://questden.org/wiki/Starlight_Afterglow
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No. 1059017 ID: fd37e4

The PDU sounds like a good choice.
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No. 1059018 ID: 708905

>>1058847
Yeah I'm voting PDU
A bit of chaos can be fun, a lot of chaos... not so much
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No. 1059019 ID: 19ea25

The Liandri Trading Corporation. Because why wouldn't you want to make the best money? They know how to make money and they certainly know you'll make the best of the best.
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No. 1059063 ID: 2ebf6a

It seems choosing one group is going to make you an enemy of another, no way around that. The LTC seems like a solid choice IF you're looking to make some good money.
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No. 1061544 ID: 0c1ccb

>>1058847
THE SKULL gang sounds like it will be fun to join tho.


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1059170 No. 1059170 ID: dfaac6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Sentinel Key is a magical girl action/slice of life quest. It may contain blood, gore, body horror, and general violence. You can catch up on the previous two threads, or start with this one.
Thread One: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/graveyard/res/851282.html
Thread Two: https://questden.org/kusaba/graveyard/res/890533.html[/spoiler]
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No. 1059651 ID: dfaac6
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1059651

>Tune back into who's talking to you. You're supposed to be casing the guests, right?

Yes. That's right.

The woman to my right is talking at me. I've given her an assumed name in accordance with the rules of this stupid masquerade party, as well as a lot of lies about my history. Unfortunately, given my rapidly developing migraine, I can't remember what any of them were.

>coping time. make yourself a little more comfortable, take a breathe, sip some water and get a little snack from the bar

I down my flute of champagne. A waitress passes with a tray, so I grab another and begin doing the same.
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No. 1059653 ID: dfaac6
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1059653

"--and that's why I always say that sort of thing should be left to private charity, not the government. Don't you agree?"

I stare at her blankly. Usually this gets people to leave me alone and stop asking me questions, but this woman is still looking at me, like she's actually expecting an answer. Unfortunately, I don't care about this conversation, and have absolutely no idea what she's talking about.

I'd like to leave. Unfortunately…
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No. 1059654 ID: dfaac6
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1059654

"Be sociable. Talk to the guests. Don't do anything to stand out or offend anyone. Remember, we need you to find which of the guests is the Demon and get them alone before any other interested parties get there first."

I’m not going to lie. I’m still tempted.

The vulture on my right is still waiting for an answer.
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No. 1059656 ID: f581d4

"Oh? What are your favorite charities to donate to?"
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No. 1059665 ID: 113133

down a 3rd champagne and start lying like a pro just start saying shit really confidently


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1043923 No. 1043923 ID: a7b16c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Crossposting with https://getyeflask.net/quest/res/827.html for the time being. I'll probably be more attentive to posts there

Kicker, a herreras and a claw captain of the 557th squadron of the great Mountain's grand army, deadpanned. Lowtail, herreras and claw on-field medic, grinned at Kicker.
“A group photo.” She said, crossing her arms. “You know we'll have to burn it, right?”
“It'll stay here.” Lowtail poked his head. “This is the furthest we've ever been from the mountains, and it's not like we're doing anything else.”
As he said that Snapper, a feather, landed near them and picked up a bag. They were about to cross a very rickety bridge over a very deep creek, and nobody trusted the bridge to bear the weight of their equipment so Snapper was flying it across beforehand.
They'd been marching counterrootways for ten days and then ten more now, tailed by a tooth unit, under strict orders to avoid being sighted (Or, failing that, deal with anyone who saw them) and to signal the tooth of anyone who might see him. Kicker hugged herself a little tighter. “Fine. But we burn it.”
“And you have to be in it.” Added Lowtail.
Kicker grunted under her breath.
“Boss.”
“What… Scraptooth.” She said, sliding a claw to the shotgun on her waist.
Scraptooth laid, bored, on the ground, oblivious to the… thing silently coming out of the sand behind him. “Captain.” He saluted. “What's with the look?”
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No. 1056183 ID: 15c72a

>>1055707
Can you try to wake up? Don't try too hard.
Try to relax, think of a pleasant or even boring memory.
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No. 1056498 ID: cbbf90

Sorry for the lack of updates, been sick
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No. 1056549 ID: 15c72a

Hmm, then again... maybe you can interact with the stressful memories to calm down, too? Say things you wished you said. Do things you wished you'd done. Try not to move TOO much, but... you should be able to move a little, right?
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No. 1059470 ID: cbbf90
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1059470

Hey, just pinging the radar to let everyone know I'm alive, life just continus to be one long screwdriver (Within the same month I'm single, job situation is at risk, I had to spend basically all of my savings on dental work and may have to pay a fine at best or lose my home at worst if I can't deal with a situation) so I've barely had the headspace to do art
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No. 1059473 ID: f8083d

Okay, wishing you luck.


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1037380 No. 1037380 ID: 4286ca hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You are Xhochinetilli, Princess of the Land of the Dead, Lady of Bones and Flowers, Serpent of Wine and Dances, The skin taker and Joy bringer.

And right now your bored as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Youd think a party boat in the middle of the circle sea would be a exciting thing, and normally you would be right, but this is a Official Diplomatic Party, full of Official Fun, Polite Conversation and Important Government Talk

Why do they invite you to these things? You are the literal manifestation of irresponsible partying (and flaying people for some reason) its in your very nature to get everyone screaming drunk and cause international scandals! This is torture!


You sigh and drain the last of your wine, looking out over the deck in the hopes that something catches your eye
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No. 1059127 ID: 368825

You’ll just have to steal it all for yourself first!
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No. 1059128 ID: dc4bad

>>1059123
bets on this being the only one that has reappeared/reactivated vs the whole network somehow coming back?

Not sure what'd be worse, the exact same thing happening all over again or there being just one macguffin tower to fight over.

That said, maybe everyone will have learned a bit of a lesson considering the towers got yoinked once and presumably can be again?

Sea people message read loud and clear 'oi assholes, that meeting suggests you might be trustworthy this time, don't fuck it up again!'

alternatively the Dreamer was bored of things calming down and has chosen maximum shenanigans, hence us all meeting here right as this happens
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No. 1059136 ID: 30b9f6

Man, I love me some story time.

Now get on over there to investigate why it's back, baby! For... reasons. For one, while you're (still) flight-capable, so you might be able to inspect and enter it further up than anyone, say, arriving by boat could, so that's an arguable advantage of sorts.

Also, for seeking to return it to the depths for everyone's peace of mind. And for you guys going on a hopefully cool adventure, away from sure-to-be-overbearing-after-this-minders. Maybe even for a rare shot at Sidah getting out from under her nation's dummy thicc thumb. Do the Sea People have an asylum policy? I betchu they'd be tough to sanction!

One wonders what reason there be for the tower's return, though. Maybe 'Oops, someone pressed the wrong ancient magic button and we don't know how to undo it yet, but we're totally gonna!'? If you figure it's something like that and get back to the other diplomats, maybe you'll be able to avert a(nother) pointless mess, too.

... say, is there some manner of connection between this being a Spiral Glass tower and you having Spiral Glass wings, Xhochinetilli? Did the Land of the Dead inherit some of the magic knowledge of the Sea People? Or secure a few of the remaining scraps of glass?
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No. 1059159 ID: 273c18

>>1059123
Well, the good news is that people know how the Sea People reacted last time when the power was abused. So they won't do it (as much) this time. The most reasonable people will probably draw up laws and regulations on magic use and try to reach an international agreement so there isn't a war over simply the use of magic. As for the bloodthirsty, that is handled by an alliance between the nations that agree on how magic is to be used.

I wonder if we can push things towards that result? Let's land on the boat and start talking to all the important people there.
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No. 1059426 ID: e5709d

People... can't handle being given things they don't understand. Only those who are empty inside have the space in their beliefs to stuff a dangerous sandbox of chaotic and unknown potential into their hearts and channel it through their claws. That's what the Sea People failed to comprehend.
Or, perhaps, they knew all too well.

>Take the tower, destroy it, or leave?
Press forward. You are, first and foremost, a ruler / civil servant of the nation of the dead. Your duty is to claim this power. Your responsibility is to learn its secrets, comprehend how it works, and ultimately reverse-engineer enough that you and your people can build new technologies and forge new paths for your nation.
You don't need the tower. You need the answers to questions which have generated lies through their mere existence.
If this tower and your powers co-align according to 'the plot', fly to the top and land there. I've seen a dungeon made of a tower. You start at the top and try to reach the core at the bottom. Fighting's the main game, but your priority is to survive. Run, innovate, go crazy, whatever you need to keep yourself moving down.


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1057323 No. 1057323 ID: e139aa hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Warning: Possible NSFW, nudity, etc.

Cirr not dead who knew
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No. 1058471 ID: 503f78

If it's something wrapped in fabric, unwrap it!

Maybe it's something you can eat.
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No. 1058629 ID: 9cf8d5

So, Ladder going back, even if it's to get knowledge that would help get further, would be mutiny, is that correct?

If it is, that restriction does not apply to Three Feathers. LOOPHOLES! Send Three Feathers back to get knowledge while you wait here. It's foolproof!
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No. 1058631 ID: 273c18

Oh wait, before you do anything, look up.
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No. 1058815 ID: a8f755

Spiders wrap their food up so... I wonder if it's edible.
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No. 1059313 ID: 800527

Which limitations did we end up getting?


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