>>9219
Is right. The more insane and incoherent anything is, the more fun it'll be.

>>9261
C'mon, Teedash, give us life!

what were we doing again i forgot Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)19:11 No. 9351 ID: 667c91
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[Right!]

So hang on.

What was Sue going to do again?

Uh, eat the sandwich and fall into a coma due to bad mayonnaise?

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)19:19 No. 9353 ID: 667c91
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>>9352

Sue already ate the sandwich, remember? And she was just napping due to lack of instructions, anyway. Nice try though.

>>9353
Sue was going to go to Misery's place and steal her car back!

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)20:29 No. 9355 ID: 667c91
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Right, let's go do that then.

>>9355
While we're on the way, lets ask Balrog where he lives.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)20:37 No. 9357 ID: 667c91
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>>9355

Sue and the box guy arrive at a badly drawn strip mall. Never mind that they were clearly flying toward skyscrapers; that's hardly relevant now.

>>9356

Balrog shies away from the question.

... Hmm.

>>9357
Attempt to rob the Unsecure Loans building.

Is this Misery's place?

>>9358
use funds to lease store next door.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)21:06 No. 9362 ID: 667c91
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>>9358

The place is easy enough to get into, but... there's not a lot here. There does seem to be a backroom behind the counter that was conveniently omitted from this image, and a nonfunctional computer monitor that's not plugged into anything.

Where's Sue's car, dammit?

>>9359

Yes, although most of the stuff that should be in here (like that one weird-looking roachy guy she employed) is missing.

>>9360

What funds?

>>9362
Use computer monitor to bash open back door!

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)21:13 No. 9364 ID: 667c91
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>>9363

It's not very effective...

>>9364
knock politely then

>>9365
And loudly ask if Misery is there, while you are at it.

>>9363
>>9364
Use BALROG to bash open back door!

>>9364
Use BACK DOOR to bash open BALROG!

>>9364
Balrog OPEN DOOR to BACK use bash!

>664

back BALROG bash door open TO USE!

Let's see if that bumping works.

>>9468 Seems like it does.

I swear I'm trying to post more frequently, guys Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)16:59 No. 9478 ID: 667c91
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>>9369
>>9376
>>9377
>>9403

The door and surrounding wall are no match for Balrog!

[continued]

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)17:01 No. 9480 ID: 667c91
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...

Uh-oh.

In hindsight, Sue probably should've expected this... Any quick ideas?

>>9480
Scream "terrorist" and lie face down on the floor.

Offer to pay off your car using the money you stole from Quote.
The door was caused by Balrog and entirely his fault, so offer to loan him to Misery until he pays off his debt that you had nothing to do with.

>>9480
"BALROG! HUG MISERY!"

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)18:00 No. 9501 ID: 667c91
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>>9493

In keeping with her personal philosophy of inflicting violence on others for fun and profit, Sue orders Balrog to, uh, "hug" Misery.

... Misery was not expecting this.

[Huzzah, this is the worst-looking image I've produced for this thing by far. I really need to work with pre-made backgrounds and such next time...]

[also continued]

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)18:01 No. 9503 ID: 667c91
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...

Wow, that was surprisingly effective.

>>9503
Ensure she didn't teleport out of the way.
If she didn't, search the body and backroom.
If she did, GTFO and regroup.

Anyone else suspicious about the red stuff in the fridge?
I have a sneaking suspicion about it's contents...

>>9503
LOOT EVERYTHING.
Also, find your car.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)20:12 No. 9524 ID: 667c91
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>>9509

Misery would appear to be safely flattened.

>>9509 again
>>9512

Sue would really like to do something or other, but the building appears to be falling apart.

...

For some reason.

>>9524
Hide underneath Balrog!

>>9524
RUN. LEAVE THEM TO DIE.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)20:20 No. 9527 ID: 667c91
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>>9526

Running does sound like an awfully good id--

OH NO THERE IS A BADLY DRAWN PIECE OF RUBBLE IN THE WAY ALL OF A SUDDEN.

>>9527
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR: HIDING UNDER BALROG!

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)20:30 No. 9529 ID: 667c91
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>>9528

Yeah, this isn't awkward or anything. At least Sue should be safe from falling building pieces here.

>>9529
Curl up and hope for the best/wait.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)20:39 No. 9531 ID: 667c91
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>>9529

Oh, hey, it's Sue's car!

What sort of silly person puts a car in an attic? That sort of carelessness could lead to someone getting severely hurt!

...

Oh. Right.

>>9531
...Did we just die?

>>9533
Of course not, we're safely under Balrog, see?

>>9531
SPECIAL ENDING
With dying strength, eat WEIRD RED SHIT.
Go totally Frenzy. Push Balrog off with increased super crazy strength.
Of course, you'll be super crazy then, so go out and kill random people until you're eventually shot to death by the police.
BAD END

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/02(Tue)20:11 No. 9554 ID: d450b2
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>>9536

Sue doesn't really seem to have a lot of options at this point, so...

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/02(Tue)20:16 No. 9555 ID: d450b2
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>>9554

Sue has no idea what's going on anymore...

WAKE UP, SUE!

WAKE UP!

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/02(Tue)20:25 No. 9557 ID: d450b2
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>>9555

...And Sue finally regains sensory input only to discover that she's dying from multiple gunshot wounds in a pool of her own blood next to an apparently burning building because the author of this wreck can't come up with a better way to get this ended already.

BAD END.

However, bonus points for quite a bit of property damage and managing to get every character killed off. ... Okay, well, Balrog will probably be okay, but you get the point.

[Also, if you guys wouldn't mind telling me what you thought of this... it was pretty much a poorly-thought out test run mostly to see if I can draw something recognizable in a fairly short period of time (the answer being yes, although I wound up taking too long to update half the time anyway... at least it was for other reasons, I guess), and consequently I didn't really plot anything out. At all. And it shows. This should not be a problem for the next one.]

>>9557
Well, I liked it. Would've been nice if posts had been more frequent, but it's tgchan, so no big deal.

Lack of plot can always be solved by letting the audience do stupid crazy shit. Which you did.
I think the only thing Sue objected to was carrying a hundred pounds of useless junk.

>Would've been nice if posts had been more frequent

See, that's why I want to do this sort of thing in sessions, so I could designate a block of time where I'd be doing nothing but working on the quest.

Except, of course, when I tried that with this, lack of an audience started to become a problem. Admittedly, though, that was closer to right after the board had been put up, so it might work better now, given that a larger number of people seem to be posting here. I'll have to see, I guess.