Apples 2015/08/08(Sat)12:22 No. 93860 ID: 3e2cae
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Prima:
"Oh boy, I'm sure excited to hit the beach! Looks like we're the first ones here."

Felix:
"Gee, Prima, you sure look weird in full color."

Prima:
"And you look weird in a speedo! So what's with the tote bag?"

Felix:
"It's my beach kit. It's got everything you need for the beach: sunscreen, beach towel, regular towel, bottled water, floaties, first aid kit, flares-"

Prima:
"Why the hell would you need all that stuff? It's the beach, not a wilderness expedition."

Felix:
"It's all in the Junior Futa Force Auxiliary guidebook..."

Prima:
"*snort* I don't need a book to tell me how to have a good time at the beach, I'm from Atlantis! Nobody's more at home in the waves than us. Anyway, race you to the water!"

Smik 2015/08/08(Sat)14:51 No. 93867 ID: 3009b4
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Sami can't believe her eyes and completely forgetting all tact blurts out the first thing on her mind while blushing profusely.

Meyichi 2015/08/08(Sat)14:52 No. 93868 ID: 5a02f7
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> Sky's Edge lounges under the largest umbrella on the stretch of sand.

LonelyWorld 2015/08/08(Sat)20:36 No. 93876 ID: 5d4fc9
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Fuze: "Oken I'm not sure this is a good place, the creatures are really tall and dressed very inappropriately . . ."


Oken: "I wouldn't worry about it, simple creatures don't really know how to dress like civilized races. Don't take it personally but they probably aren't even smart enough to understand complexed concepts like "shame"."

Fuze: "oh, yes, I believe I did read a paper on the topic."

Brom 2015/08/08(Sat)21:32 No. 93877 ID: f68a09
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Carl the Fantoma Vengador is here, having a blast in the sun, sand, and surf :)

>>93877
This is why you don't forget your sunscreen, kids. UV is dangerous!

Meyichi 2015/08/08(Sat)22:27 No. 93879 ID: 5a02f7
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> Sky's Edge abandons social tact for a moment to stare at the blatant lack of social tact nearly all of the inhabitants of the beach have thus far presented.

> Except Carl. Carl is one classy motherfucker. Stay cool, Carl.

Apollo 2015/08/08(Sat)22:44 No. 93880 ID: defceb
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Marie can't have fun today. Those dang robots are being jerks to her again.

rendamel 2015/08/08(Sat)23:01 No. 93881 ID: 15fae4
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>>93880

hey we're lost have you guys seen my friend's tribe anywhere

Anonymous 2015/08/08(Sat)23:38 No. 93882 ID: eb5c78
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There looks to be some kind of thing going on!

>>93882
holy fuck talk about obscure references. How you doing Plessy?

>>93880
Marie needs to get a tan goddamn you are like white as corpse

>>93884
In her defense, she is a robot.

LimeBreaker 2015/08/09(Sun)02:38 No. 93888 ID: 2a1897
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Hunh.

Well this is something you've never seen before.

Kon 2015/08/09(Sun)02:56 No. 93889 ID: 15fae4
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>>93888

hey boobs, dead guy, do any of you know where my memories are

>>93885
wait, don't you mean cyborg?

>>93891
Robot, cyborg, alien invader. Close enough.

Necro 2015/08/09(Sun)03:14 No. 93893 ID: e4abe1
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>>93884
Heheheh, glad I'm not the only one who is white as a corpse~ HEHEHEHEHEH!
>>93888
Miss stop playing with that flimsy stick, I Have a much more Fun way to play with a corpse~

Gnuk 2015/08/09(Sun)05:38 No. 93898 ID: 2c278c
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>>93867

Takabanda is happy to have convinced the rest of the party to take a break from adventuring.

not pictured: Flycatcher slowly drying to death under the sun

Derek 2015/08/09(Sun)06:25 No. 93899 ID: 0e1575
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These shorts are too tight...

There's sand in my helmet...

It's too cold out...

Literally everyone here is heresy...

I want to go home, and fight demons...

Tavern 2015/08/09(Sun)06:36 No. 93900 ID: 9fe7e1
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So this is where you fuckers popped off to, eh

Mouse 2015/08/09(Sun)07:04 No. 93901 ID: 9e55b9
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>>93898
i just had to draw that

Arhra 2015/08/09(Sun)07:08 No. 93902 ID: 34a64b
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Why did Alice ever think this was a good idea?!

>>93902
Don't eat him Alice, think of your perfect beach bod!

LAR Team 2015/08/09(Sun)08:25 No. 93904 ID: 265534
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The ITS commando team is placed on mandatory vacation time.

Krugos: "Are you really gonna wear that tracksuit the whole time?"

Silpher: "Are you really gonna wear that helmet the whole time?"

Krugos: "I can't help it. The rest of us haven't shown our faces yet."

Silpher: "I told you about helmets."

Krugos: "Yeah, well... You've got no reason to be self-conscious. That chick over there is a full body conversion and that guy over there has no head. You got nothing on that.

Or you can just be miserable in that tracksuit and end up looking like some cherry lollipop motherfucker with a big red head and a little white stick body stickin' out the bottom."

Silpher: "Ugh..."

Karthan: "C'mon, Silpher. Make with the cyborg titties!

Indonesian Gentleman 2015/08/09(Sun)08:26 No. 93905 ID: a3e1fe
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"Ladies... would you look at the time? Yeah, it's time to woo beautiful ladies such as yourself! Yeeeah!"
No pickup line is too cheesy, no strategy too corny, if the one uttering it is none other than McDowd.

Riotmode 2015/08/09(Sun)09:06 No. 93907 ID: a19cd5
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Misotus may not be the most relaxed snake-bird-person on the planet, but even she can enjoy a nice relaxing day at the beach with her cute top.

Toxoglossa 2015/08/09(Sun)09:41 No. 93909 ID: 557bac
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Don't worry everyone: we've got a lifeguard on duty

>>93884
>>93885
Time to break out the spray paint, then.

>>93902
Go ahead an eat him, Alice. No one will miss him.

>>93902
marie, aren't you gonna play with your friends?

Eilin 2015/08/09(Sun)11:40 No. 93915 ID: eb5c78
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"Sigh..."

Eilin 2015/08/09(Sun)11:57 No. 93916 ID: eb5c78
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>>93915
"Beaches are over rated...

Flycatcher, go say hi to Eilin, invite her to the party, and challenge her "friend" back in the woods to a smiling contest.

Remy 2015/08/09(Sun)12:02 No. 93918 ID: c0fe75
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"'Ey Bertrand, don't stay out in the sun too long. Y'might get BURNED."
"Fuck off, Bagnard."
"What's the matter? The HEAT gettin' to ya?"
"...You know, I can't wait to get you in front of a firing squad."
"And here I thought you'd rather light me on FIRE!"
"Ugh, that one's not even a pun, you moron."

Smik 2015/08/09(Sun)12:13 No. 93919 ID: 3009b4
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"Cheer up, Mr. Flycatcher," tried Nem, her voice reflecting the sunny weather.

"I made you some special ointment from kelp that should keep the sun from drying you out and help your skin stay cool,"

>>93919
Nem
Nem thats just a bucket of mud

>>93920
That's not mud.

Dr. Tory Matheus Sinclair 2015/08/09(Sun)13:57 No. 93922 ID: c33057
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You can't be fucking serious. I remember to install my newest incineration-cannons, but then I manage to forget to load the bloody ammo-supply. This isn't just fair.
>"Hey, Tory, do you know what else we forgot?"
"Shut the fuck up Helena."

>>93922
Swimsuits!

Apollo 2015/08/09(Sun)15:10 No. 93924 ID: defceb
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Alex built a sandcastle!

Toxoglossa 2015/08/09(Sun)17:25 No. 93925 ID: 557bac
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Gallsby: "Damn, we can't even go to the beach without you losing your pants, dude."

>Frillsby: "Holy shit, stop staring and give me your towel."

Gallsby: "No it okay look, I'll take mine off too. It's a nude beach now!"

>Frillsby: "That is the worst idea..."

Gallsby: "This is the best idea."

Anonymous 2015/08/09(Sun)17:40 No. 93926 ID: 265534
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Nako does not care for fortified structures. She will create something that craters to her tastes.

Apples 2015/08/09(Sun)19:12 No. 93929 ID: 3e2cae
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Prima:
Yay, whee! Everyone is having fun.

Felix:
Yeah haha.

Apples 2015/08/09(Sun)19:12 No. 93930 ID: 3e2cae
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>>93925

Prima:
Woah, are people getting naked over there? Beach party's heating up!

Felix:
Please don't get any ideas, Prima...

Apples 2015/08/09(Sun)19:12 No. 93931 ID: 3e2cae
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Prima:
Woah! What th-??

Felix:
Aw, Prima! Can't you keep that thing under control? Geez.

Prima:
That's not me! It looks like some kind of

Apples 2015/08/09(Sun)19:12 No. 93932 ID: 3e2cae
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Periscoooooooooooope!

Sombermann 2015/08/09(Sun)20:11 No. 93933 ID: ba3b27
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Sometimes you just need to kick back and take a break from blowing stuff up.

Smik 2015/08/09(Sun)21:32 No. 93935 ID: 3009b4
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Sami is not impressed by Takabanda and lets him know.

rendamel 2015/08/09(Sun)21:34 No. 93936 ID: 15fae4
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>>93915

Hey, you're black and white too! Awesome!

...Weird question, have you seen any Tribes around here?

Sombermann 2015/08/09(Sun)22:30 No. 93937 ID: 8f454e
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Zazu: This is one ugly looking fish...

Glen 2015/08/10(Mon)01:42 No. 93939 ID: 3fd5e2
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How did I even get here?
Where am I even at?
Why am I in color?

>>93933
Do Vorticons like the beach?

Gnuk 2015/08/10(Mon)13:46 No. 93956 ID: a34aad
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>>93919

While Flycatcher enjoys a nice moisturizing, Sizzle's interest is picked by the selfmade ointment.

I guess that even during vacation an alchemist never stop working.

Gnuk 2015/08/10(Mon)14:45 No. 93958 ID: a34aad
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(Idea by Radial)

Damnit Fez, Sita! There are minors on this beach!

Contain yourselves!

Tokoshoran!!MvZwquBGL0 2015/08/10(Mon)15:38 No. 93966 ID: ea0ad9
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>>93932
Business sponsored vacations are the best.
Yeah, nice and sunny too!
Wait is that guy stuck in that castle that's about to blow up? Gonna bust down those walls to get him out!
Shadow advisors may not be properly portrayed

Meyichi 2015/08/10(Mon)15:51 No. 93968 ID: 5a02f7
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Sky's Edge:
"If you've forgotten sunscreen, I've got extra; It's SPF 9000, rated for albinos and Creatures of Darkness."

Smik 2015/08/10(Mon)17:35 No. 93971 ID: 3009b4
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Rekki's almost thrown out of his little fishing boat by the sub's sudden surfacing.

His friend Red the mermaid (well, more like a Deep One but whatever) is less than concerned.

Red, readying her Darkwater Harpoon: Oh chill. If they cause trouble I'll take care of it. They're probably just here to relax.

Rekki: Yeah, well they're scaring the fish.

Red sighs exasperated.

Red: For you that's a big deal, for me it's like going to the market. Relax, that's what you're here for, right?

Rekki sighs then thinks of something. Almost reading his thoughts, Red lets him know that there isn't any sunken treasure nearby, where upon hearing this Rekki sighs again.

Kensuyata 2015/08/10(Mon)18:19 No. 93974 ID: eb5c78
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"Oh hey! Hope we didn't miss anything exciting! Hope no one minds us parking the island here."

"Not that we have any form of say in where it decides to go."

"PARTYYYY!!!"

Sombermann 2015/08/10(Mon)20:28 No. 93976 ID: 70d66a
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>>93941
Some would say a little too much.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2015/08/10(Mon)22:44 No. 93979 ID: 1f8505
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"Who's up for a game of volleyball?"

Jukashi!!WzMJSzZzWx 2015/08/10(Mon)23:45 No. 93985 ID: f4705d
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“Aaah, Wordblood it’s a day I can be part of!”

“Wait… where are we? We’re spirits. We shouldn’t be able to materialize ourselves yet, and if we were manifested physically we shouldn’t have this same appearance. Is this-“

“Oh shush and enjoy it! I’m going to! I’m going to build sandcastles and play beach games and go swimming, Wordblood, swimming in the sea! I’ve never even really seen water before!”

Jukashi!!WzMJSzZzWx 2015/08/10(Mon)23:45 No. 93986 ID: f4705d
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“Yeeeee!!”

Jukashi!!WzMJSzZzWx 2015/08/10(Mon)23:46 No. 93987 ID: f4705d
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sploosh

Jukashi!!WzMJSzZzWx 2015/08/10(Mon)23:46 No. 93988 ID: f4705d
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swwssshhrsshh

“Uh oh.”

Sombermann 2015/08/11(Tue)01:26 No. 93989 ID: 37a7a7
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>>93979
-jump serve-
Lefty: Ball in the game!

Mord 2015/08/11(Tue)02:21 No. 93990 ID: e04ec2
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What is this place? Why am I not shaking my bones in these shorts? There is some sensation in the air that is warm and pleasant on the skin.

>It is the warmth of the star we orbit, Mord. Look up to the sky and see it clearly. It is beautiful.

I was just being whimsical, but I agree. It is strange to see a world whose sky remains free of the black clouds.

What is in this thing, by the way?

>8000 kebabs.

...And did Draco Penitentiary really produce novelty swimwear?

>I am as confused as you are.

Arhra 2015/08/11(Tue)08:21 No. 93992 ID: 34a64b
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Merud: "Are you really going to wear that?"

Kallia: "I should be the one asking that. This is a beach, not a hobo and dumb hats convention. You're lucky I got to Deem in time."

Deem: "I am going to win at beaches~"

Merud: "What did you tell her?!"

Necro 2015/08/11(Tue)08:56 No. 93994 ID: e4abe1
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>>93989
<sonic boom> HA! Nice shot lady, maybe I can finally use all my MANLY STRENGTH for once!

Honey! Hold my hand! Aaaahhh!

>>93985
>“Wait… where are we? We’re spirits. We shouldn’t be able to materialize ourselves yet, and if we were manifested physically we shouldn’t have this same appearance. Is this-“

Yes, it is. Check the OP, Wordblood. 'Multiversal pinion point' means this beach is far beyond Costora's authority, somewhere in the Faraway which acts a little bit like the Celestial City of Yu-Shan, meaning material and immaterial can interact freely, to comical but seldom dangerous effect.

Smik 2015/08/11(Tue)10:07 No. 93999 ID: 3009b4
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Macha joins in the volley ball game.

She doesn't quite understand the rules and likely doesn't care.

>>93979
Who are you, and what have you done with your sweater?

Gnuk 2015/08/11(Tue)12:17 No. 94006 ID: 932d47
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Chilling on the beach.

Toxoglossa 2015/08/11(Tue)16:29 No. 94020 ID: 557bac
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Damn GG, I dunno if that's coming back down.

>>94020
It gone.

Meyichi 2015/08/11(Tue)17:37 No. 94024 ID: 5a02f7
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Kamai:
*mumblegrumble* ... stupid ocean... *grumblemumble*

>>94024
Do you sea something that's making you blue?

Tavern 2015/08/11(Tue)19:21 No. 94026 ID: 9fe7e1
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The spess man has spess spyked the ball, game on chums

Riotmode 2015/08/11(Tue)21:51 No. 94032 ID: a19cd5
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>>94026
C'mon you guys, I juss wanned to enjoy th' fire.

>>94032
You call that a bonfire?! Fuse can show you how it's done.

Sombermann 2015/08/11(Tue)22:38 No. 94037 ID: 62a34e
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>>94033

rendamel 2015/08/11(Tue)23:19 No. 94040 ID: 15fae4
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None of the popular Quests wanna hang out with Ren or Kon.

Glen 2015/08/12(Wed)00:36 No. 94042 ID: 3fd5e2
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>>94040
"sup short stuffs...Where did I get this drink?"

Nero 2015/08/12(Wed)00:55 No. 94044 ID: 7e38be
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>>93893

hey buddy, can you get my back? last time I laid in the sun all day I ended up peeling like an onion, innit?

Anonymous 2015/08/12(Wed)01:13 No. 94046 ID: 265534
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Now that the ball has impacted some undisclosed location, a new ball will be required. Nako has a ball ready to go. Here you go.

Wire 2015/08/12(Wed)01:29 No. 94049 ID: f68a09
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Operative 73-6 is here to SuperSoak everyone in this sandcastle.

Starting with this guy.

This guy is so soaked.

Gnuk 2015/08/12(Wed)02:02 No. 94050 ID: d3f1de
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>>94042

Talia: "Are you sure you want to give away all the drinks? That's not good business, papa. I can understand the free sample to that bat-girl, but... free drinks?"

Swabluff: "Come on Talia! It's such a good day. Let's forget business for a while. prepare the little stand and throw out the 'FREE' sign. Everyone is having a good time. Let's make it even better if we can"

Talia: "If you say so, Papa..."

Swabluff: "That's my girl! Let's see where Sizzle and the other set up. Haven't seen them in a while"

>>94046
That ball's gonna explode, you guys.

rendamel 2015/08/14(Fri)05:24 No. 94084 ID: 15fae4
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What a nice day.

Ren thinks we should do this again, sometime.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2015/08/14(Fri)16:30 No. 94093 ID: 1f8505
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"Let's try this again, with a not-exploding ball. 0-1!"

>>94093
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BOMB? THIS IS INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE!

Curt 2015/08/16(Sun)09:46 No. 94152 ID: b9cef6
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>>93994
A few minutes ago...
>ENTER BEACH
You step out onto the beach, strutting your stuff.
Aww yeah. Lookityou. Manly as FUCK right now. Gonna pick up ALL the chicks like this. Cool shades? Check. Swim trunks? Check. Status: Down to clown.

Curt 2015/08/16(Sun)09:48 No. 94153 ID: b9cef6
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>>94152
"Hey, miss. You can't go out on the beach like that."
"What? Excuse me?"
"Look, I guess this might be what you usually wear, but this is a PG-13 beach day. Gonna have to ask you to put on a top."
>ASSERT MANHOOD
"No, no, hey! I don't have to-"
"You don't have anything to change into?"
"No! I don't need a top, because I-"
"Look, just because you don't have a lot going on up there doesn't mean you don't need to cover up. Hold on, I'll grab something for you to wear."
And that is why Thomas is in a frilly two-piece.

Smik 2015/08/16(Sun)12:59 No. 94158 ID: 3009b4
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Sami notices Talia setting up free drinks.

She hopes they're strong or alien enough to affect her.

Smik 2015/08/17(Mon)16:52 No. 94187 ID: 3009b4
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Nem: Well, I'm flattered but no, I'm not a princess and this is Flycatcher -- not a "Battletoad".

Dark Queen: Are you sure? You're like Princess Angelica with a dyejob and hooves. Y'know, with the hooves and all you could be a very popular princess from what I've been reading on the Interwebs.

Nem: I'm positive. By the way, what is your cape attached to? It just seems to be... floating around your back.

Dark Queen: Same way my mammoth mammaries haven't exploded out of my strapless outfit.

Gnuk 2015/08/18(Tue)13:16 No. 94206 ID: f1bc1f
File 143992900996.jpg - (81.91KB , 1040x600 , BattleCatcher beachday.jpg )

>>94187

Flycatcher: "Sorry miss, but i think you are mistaking us for someone else. My name is Flycatcher Vattelapeska and i'm a ranidae, not a battletoad. Whatever that is..."

Dark Queen: "You surely look like a battletoad to me, wartfeatures..."

Flycatcher: "What?"

Nem: "Uh... i think this mixture might have needed some testing..."

Sizzle: "Oooooh, ok. I definitivelyneed the recipe for this ointment!"

Gnuk 2015/08/18(Tue)13:18 No. 94207 ID: f1bc1f
File 143992908576.jpg - (30.74KB , 600x630 , FlycatcherBeachbody.jpg )

Flycatcher: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BODY?!?!"

Turns out Ranidae's body have weird reactions to certain plants and algae!

Clearly, Nem is a genius.

Meyichi 2015/08/18(Tue)16:14 No. 94217 ID: 5a02f7
File 143993966614.png - (191.55KB , 750x633 , 005.png )

>>94025

Kamai:
"No, fuck this. I'm not going to sit around and listen to this shit. I'm getting beer!"

Kamai hurries over to where Talia has set up shop.

>>94158

Kamai:
"Speak for yourself, I'm a lightweight!"

Kamai scrutinizes the sign, and then Talia.

Kamai:
"When you say "free," that means "really free," not, like, "free until you have to pay for them" or "free tomorrow," right?"

Idiom Alpha!5tTWT1eydY 2015/08/18(Tue)23:38 No. 94223 ID: 3bc92d
File 143996631923.png - (165.71KB , 800x600 , body troubles and fun in the sun.png )

Zoe: "Hey, bro, come on in! The water's great!"

Ophidian: "For people who don't have to worry about being short-circuited, maybe. I don't know how you convinced me to come here at all!"

Zoe: "Come on, C. You're talking to the lady with the robot arm, here."

Ophidian: "Yeah, but you installed that arm, and it's so clunky that I doubt any water could get in anyways. This body was made out of defective parts."

Zoe: "Dude. Relax. Your body is a top-of-the-line model. It's got a nano-folded polycarbonate skin with an alloy endoskeleton, so water's not going to seep in, and, hell, even your eyes and mouth are waterproof. You'd need to punch a hole clean through your chest before you had any adverse reaction to water, and you have redundant systems located all over your body anyway. Seriously, Charles, you'll be fine."

Ophidian: "Redundant systems aren't always safer, Z. Trust me. Also, please, please don't call me Charles! Especially not in front of other people!"

Zoe: "Why not? It's your name. Charles. Charles Charles Charles~!"

Ophidian: "Fucking hell, I hate you!"

Zoe: "Love you too, big brother."

Veronica: "Lily! Lily, help!"

Lily: "What's up, Ronnie?"

Veronica: "How do you swim when your legs are so thin and short? I can barely keep myself on the surface!"

Lily: "Honestly? I don't know. I only had that body for four days, and I didn't do much swimming in it. Ask Orchid, she'd probably know."

Veronica: "But Orchid's busy trying to chat up that pasty white-skinned robot lady! Please, Lily, please, I don't know how to swim in your body!"

Lily: "Well... I guess you could hang onto my back, and then I could swim around for both of us. Do you think your body could manage that, or would we drown?"

Zoe: "If you do drown, I've got some hacked resurrection pods that you can use, back at my place."

Veronica: "Thanks, miss, but I think we'll just have our genie resurrect us if we drown. Not that we're planning on drowning!"

Zoe: "...you have a genie? Holy shit! Charles, these kids have a genie!"

Ophidian: "What?! Hey! Hey, kids! Can I borrow your genie? I need to wish myself back to life!"

Lily: "Oh crap. Now everyone's going to want to make wishes."

Veronica: "...oops. Sorry. Should we leave?"

Lily: "Nah. I want to catch the perfect wave, and I still haven't found it."

LonelyWorld 2015/08/19(Wed)07:58 No. 94228 ID: 5d4fc9
File 143999628832.png - (321.59KB , 800x800 , BeachDayFuzeOken2.png )

Fuze: "What is that game they're playing?"

Oken: "It's called fistball, the point of the game is the violently punch the ball back and forth, the game ends when one of their flimsy alien swimsuits falls apart from all the clumsy athletics. Like most primitive pastimes it's all tied to some dumb mating rituals."

Fuze: "oh, what a crude sport."

Oken: "Yeah, that's why we'll be playing a game of skill: Petal Ball!"

Oken and Fuze begin to play

Fuze: "Ah! it's to fast!"

>>94228
Oken, show him your RPB!

>>94233
Her Really Pointy Toes?!

Gnuk 2015/08/19(Wed)13:06 No. 94235 ID: c30da0
File 144001480370.jpg - (55.48KB , 650x650 , DemonbeachDay.jpg )

>>94107

Don't worry. Someone took care of the Ballbomb.

Gnuk 2015/08/19(Wed)13:43 No. 94240 ID: c30da0
File 144001698501.jpg - (78.75KB , 1000x600 , FreeBooze BeachDay 2015.jpg )

>>94158
>>94217

Talia: "Free means 'Only thing you'll have to pay is a healer if you drink yourself under your table'"

She starts handing two cups to kamai and Sami

Talia: "Here, start with this. It'll help set your stomach. If you want something stronger i have things that go from 'I can't remember what i am' to 'I can't believe this isn't real poison'. Papa even made be bring a bottle of Medusa's tear if you feel brave enough!"

Smik 2015/08/19(Wed)13:44 No. 94241 ID: 3009b4
File 144001705975.jpg - (489.60KB , 640x720 , Macha Being a Beach Day 8.jpg )

There's a shriek that carries across the beach. Nem turns to Flycatcher, Sizzle and the Dark Queen and excuses herself.

Nem: Excuse me, but my sister is acting like a school yard bully again.

MACHA!!

Gnuk 2015/08/19(Wed)14:11 No. 94243 ID: c30da0
File 144001867417.jpg - (80.74KB , 980x600 , GianniBeachDay2015.jpg )

Oh, there you are Gianni.

I was wondering where you went, you little scoundrel.

Don't bother other patrons, come on.

Anonymous 2015/08/19(Wed)15:30 No. 94245 ID: eb5c78
File 144002342576.png - (67.95KB , 500x500 , Beach Day 89.png )

>>94228
>>94241

O boy a ball

Anonymous 2015/08/19(Wed)15:30 No. 94246 ID: eb5c78
File 144002345452.png - (87.31KB , 800x800 , Beach Day 90.png )

>>94245

Gotta play ball too!

Nem: Oh, nevermind then. That takes care of that.

Flycatcher: You're not worried?

Nem considers explaining but settles for a simple:
... no.

>>94246
Woah, that's all the way over to Eilin's side of the island!

Smik 2015/08/19(Wed)16:19 No. 94249 ID: 3009b4
File 144002636774.jpg - (272.72KB , 640x720 , Macha NSFW Beach Day 9.jpg )

Yes it is.

** SPLASH!! **

FRACTAL 2015/08/19(Wed)16:22 No. 94250 ID: a6f913
File 144002654117.png - (173.67KB , 700x600 , kathbeach.png )

Katherine has finally found some time to follow the river out of the swamp to the beach! (Odd, she thinks - because isn't it true that there is no river out of the swamp?)

But no matter! She has a basket full of pimento cheese sandwiches and she's ready to relax. It looks like Ulric came along too ...

Smik 2015/08/19(Wed)17:07 No. 94251 ID: 3009b4
File 144002925914.jpg - (161.59KB , 640x720 , Macha and Eilin Beach Day 10.jpg )

Eilin: ... me?

Macha: What? No. Who the hell are you?

Eilin: ... Mick...

Macha: Don't skat me. You're too pretty to be a Mick.

Eilin: Eilin. Are you all right?

Macha shakes off some seaweed.

Macha: Fine. It takes more than being knocked across an island into shallow water to shake me up.

Eilin: That's... normally not survivable.

Macha: Normally a sea monster carelessly bumping into you would just knocks you flat too. Clearly you're not familiar with comic violence. What are you doing all by yourself anyway, Eilin?

Eilin: I was ship wrecked!! Where did you come from, miss...

Macha: Macha. "Death Incarnate" to my enemies. Since you can call me "Macha" you've nothing to fear until I tell you to be afraid. Anyhow, there's a party on the other side.

Eilin stares at Macha in disbelief.

Macha: What other explanation could there be?

Eilin tries to think of one as Macha wades on to the beach.

Eilin: You could have been ship wrecked too. Or a native of the island. You're standing around naked rather comfortably, after all.

Macha looks around for her bikini but it's long lost. She shrugs and then grins wickedly showing her sharp, white teeth.

Macha: I'm invincible. Invincible people wear whatever the hell they want. When I feel like putting some clothes on, I will.

Eilin looks less than impressed and a little uncomfortable.

Macha: Look, why don't you come with me back to the party? We've got food and drinks and besides, you remind me of my little sister. You shouldn't be here alone.

Eilin is hesitant. Macha sighs and grabs her by the hand, pulling her carefully but firmly along while she summons her axe to her free hand.

Macha: Come on, I don't feel like doing the scary lady intimidation game.

Eilin: But you don't know you're ready for what's in the jungle!

Macha: I don't care 'cause the jungle isn't ready for me.

Toxoglossa 2015/08/19(Wed)20:15 No. 94254 ID: 557bac
File 144004053120.png - (127.31KB , 600x600 , radulabeach2015.png )

Rude!

GoldeKlovr 2015/08/19(Wed)21:33 No. 94255 ID: 97a907
File 144004522442.png - (14.23KB , 800x600 , HallBeachDay.png )

Andrew isn't having much fun here, it's too hot for him.
(Malachite, on the other hand, seems to be enjoying himself.)

>>94250
> (Odd, she thinks - because isn't it true that there is no river out of the swamp?)

Clearly you followed something other than a river by mistake. No bother! Can't argue with success. Go introduce Ulric to the Supreme Cyclope's shadowy council, he'd probably fit right in with them, and the organization as a whole has a lot of macguffin-assembly experience. Simply persuade the boss that your restored heart will somehow help him defeat Santa and they'll do the rest.

Stay away from Macha, though. Obvious reasons.

Gnoll 2015/08/20(Thu)08:12 No. 94261 ID: 265534
File 144008355278.png - (285.12KB , 1024x900 , newchallenger.png )

>>94093
Rynh leaps into action and spikes the ball with excessive force. "Oh, you wanna go, Jiggles? You're going to have to put more oomph into it than that! NO MERCY!"

Wheres the muscle contest?

Apollo 2015/08/21(Fri)15:30 No. 94303 ID: defceb
File 144019619957.png - (317.17KB , 1000x600 , musclecontest.png )

“Did someone say muscle contest!?”

“I do not believe it is fair for you to enter, given the vast amount of cybernetic enhancements I built into you.”

“I’m up against a shapeshifter and frog, I think it’s fair.”

Smik 2015/08/21(Fri)16:38 No. 94306 ID: 3009b4
File 144020032645.jpg - (183.92KB , 640x720 , Macha and Eilin Beach Day 11.jpg )

"Oh, what have I gotten myself into?" Eilin worried as she found herself being swiftly delivered through the jungle by a large naked woman.

"Stop squirming!" Macha snapped, "They're having a MUSCLE CONTEST without me!!"

(Macha is carrying Eilin because she wasn't moving fast enough for her liking)

>>94303
Watch out Chamille will try to cheat.

preston "strider" strifecloud 2015/08/22(Sat)08:10 No. 94319 ID: eb5c78
File 144025622914.jpg - (67.07KB , 640x720 , silverbeach.jpg )

>>94306
suddenly i apopear

"oh wow" matcha swoons "who is this hunk"

"my name is preston strifecloud" i say "but you can call me strider i am on a quest to defeat my evil father"

"wow strider what a cool name and i like your body too macha says

"thanks I am naturally strong due to my demon body you should forget all about the muscular contest hey I think we are the same kind of demon"

"wow really we shold totally date" macha says with sweaty tits

i agree and we date and then get married at the beach

>“I do not believe it is fair for you to enter, given the vast amount of cybernetic enhancements I built into you.”
And yet she's losing. Granted, Flycatcher's muscles came from the unexpected side-effects a lotion had on Ranidae, but still, she's losing.

Smik 2015/08/22(Sat)12:29 No. 94324 ID: 3009b4
File 144027174038.jpg - (253.76KB , 640x720 , NSFW Macha Retort Beach Day 12.jpg )

On the border of the full colour part of the island, Macha stops to beat down some fanfiction with a squid.

Aphek 2015/08/22(Sat)15:29 No. 94327 ID: eb5c78
File 144028258698.png - (420.39KB , 1440x810 , beach day.png )

"Uh... Aruuchi? Goshen? The uh... the tide's coming in..."

Meyichi 2015/08/22(Sat)16:06 No. 94328 ID: 5a02f7
File 144028479729.png - (82.78KB , 493x750 , 006.png )

>>94240

Kamai:
"Awesome! Thanks, uh, free-booze-lady!"

"Wait, they're having a muscle contest? Then where are all the dudes? I saw this really hunky green-haired guy earlier, where did he- is that a frog???"

LonelyWorld 2015/08/22(Sat)16:54 No. 94331 ID: 5d4fc9
File 144028765734.png - (415.19KB , 800x800 , BeachDayRubabu.png )

Rubabu has arrived from space to judge the muscle contest using her scouter!

Rubabu: "might as well start by scanning that family over there."

LonelyWorld 2015/08/22(Sat)16:56 No. 94332 ID: 5d4fc9
File 144028776775.png - (268.86KB , 800x800 , BeachDayRubabu2.png )

Preston: "ha-ha my beloved! nice hit!"

Squid Jr: "Macha-chan~ why did you hit Preston-sama you told me you love him?"

Macha: "I-I did not! I hate Preston! I hate everything about him! I hate his silky flowing green hair!, his sculpted abs, his perfect fighting skills, everything"

Squid Jr: "But you said you were going to take him to the summer festival

Macha: "sh-shut up Squid Jr.! I was only going to ask him because my sister is busy, it's not like I like him or anything!"

Preston: "The summer festival? some strong rivals are likely to be there, I'd love to go Macha!"

Macha: "You would Preston-sama~? I-I mean fine w-whatever, just don't think it's a big deal or anything . . ."

Squid Jr: "hurray!"


Rubabu:"by freeza, what horrible people."

>>94331
Rubabu, your Pod crashed in sand, that crater's going to fill up again and fill your pod in... with sand.

What I'm saying is that you're about to get sand in your baby crib.

Smik 2015/08/22(Sat)23:22 No. 94339 ID: 3009b4
File 144031092243.jpg - (164.83KB , 640x720 , NSFW Mach Retort 2.jpg )

Macha's had enough of this shit.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2015/08/22(Sat)23:36 No. 94340 ID: 1f8505
File 144031177582.png - (381.84KB , 1144x1649 , Beach_Day3.png )

>>94261

"OOF! I'm not impressed, ya two-by-four!"

Star 2015/08/23(Sun)00:19 No. 94341 ID: 8f7720
File 144031434639.png - (124.69KB , 700x500 , Star and Sweet-T make a shop.png )

"Shells for sale! Shells for sell!

Yeah, we got this one in the fuckin' bag, Star. See, you know what that one bitch in the rhyme did wrong? Didn't know how to market. Only a fucking idiot would try to sell shit you could just find on the floor without proper presentation. That's why I'm the fuckin' best at this. Cause, see, we got what she don't. We got a pair of Heroes advertising it AND an adorable as fuck mascot, yours truly, manning the thing. Money in the fuckin' bank.

Star? You listenin' Star?"

Wire 2015/08/23(Sun)00:31 No. 94342 ID: f68a09
File 144031509469.png - (9.82KB , 960x560 , beach.png )

FASTER BITCH FASTER WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT

why are we doing this what are we even doing here

ARE YOU KIDDING
LOOK AT ALL THE QUESTIONABLE CIRCLEJERKERY AND WEIRD AWKWARD SEXUALITY ON DISPLAY DOWN THERE
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH

how is it going to make us rich

SHUT UP AND DRIVE

Arhra 2015/08/23(Sun)01:38 No. 94343 ID: 8177e7
File 144031911723.png - (33.20KB , 800x620 , beach_judges.png )

Deem: "It is I, Deem! I will be on this judge's panel due to being eminently qualified for it. That is some wonderful flexing, however I would prefer to see more of it!"

Smik 2015/08/23(Sun)01:53 No. 94344 ID: 3009b4
File 144031999625.jpg - (341.99KB , 640x720 , Beach Day Nem Fixes Stuff.jpg )

Nem, as usual, is cleaning up other people's messes.


Nem: I am so, so sorry for what Macha's done. I hope you can forgive her. This is beautiful fabric, I hope my sewing job is acceptable.

>>94344
Will she sew Preston Strifecloud back together?

>>94345
That was clearly a shadowclone.

LonelyWorld 2015/08/23(Sun)05:43 No. 94350 ID: 5d4fc9
File 144033383058.png - (338.30KB , 800x800 , BeachDayFuzeOken3.png )

>>94344
Oken: "sorry but apologies don't work that way, you can only apologize for your own actions!

And I'm not going to let anyone who takes off my clothes get away with it!"

>>94350
Stand down, Ace Pilot. Technically Nem and Macha ARE the same person, and before you point that raytech anywhere regrettable, please consider what Macha just did to that fellow with the green hair when sufficiently provoked.

Apples 2015/08/23(Sun)15:27 No. 94361 ID: 3e2cae
File 144036885349.png - (99.92KB , 600x600 , muscle.png )

"Did somebody say 'did somebody say "muscle contest?"'"

preston "strider" strifecloud 2015/08/23(Sun)16:22 No. 94363 ID: eb5c78
File 144037215697.png - (148.96KB , 640x720 , log trick.png )

>>94339
"kawareemi no jootsu!

luckily when i stop hiding my power level i am twelve times faster than matcha times infinity and she falls ffro a simple log trick

preston "strider" strifecloud 2015/08/23(Sun)16:26 No. 94364 ID: eb5c78
File 144037236492.png - (236.09KB , 640x720 , sword trick.png )

"it is too bad you have chosen the path of evil and hate macha but my sword will restore you to your old self that was good and in love

"oh thanjks preston" macha says" i have been restores to my true self that always loved you"

the world is saved once again even though the baka gaijin desided to go to the beach instead of the onsen

preston "strider" strifecloud 2015/08/23(Sun)17:34 No. 94366 ID: eb5c78
File 144037645088.png - (162.18KB , 640x720 , squid now kid now.png )

i get matcha a new swimsuit and we renew our vows and adopt the squid now as our kid now

then we live happily ever after

THE END

Smik 2015/08/23(Sun)19:46 No. 94372 ID: 3009b4
File 144038437308.jpg - (342.83KB , 640x720 , Little Macha is in Trouble.jpg )

Macha: Preston, you little shit!

Macha pulled the young boy from the computer and wrapped him in a headlock. Preston struggled weakly to no avail. Just like the other kids at school, he was easily bullied by his older sister.

Preston sobbed: Mooooooooooooooom!

Nem stormed into the room. Again.

Nem: Macha Margaret Morrigan! What are you doing to your little brother now?

Macha froze at the sound of her full name.

Macha: Look what Preston wrote!

She pointed at the screen while still restraining Preston with one hand.

Nem glanced it and sighed.

Nem: BOTH of you go to your rooms this instant! We will talk about this later!

Nem sat down, and buried her face in her hands as she read Preston's horrible self-inserts. She wasn't sure what to do first -- ground him for visiting that kind of site, get him art lessons so he'd stop drawing such wall-eyed breasts, or sign him up for a writing course to work on his horrid prose.

As to Macha...

(She scrolled up)

Maybe she should just take them both to a child psychologist. Dragging her by her ear through school after she found out she was a bully seemed to nip that problem in the bud but Preston was used to seeing his older sister pulled around like that. She couldn't see how Preston could improve while Macha tormented him so.

Macha you put something on this instant!!

Smik 2015/08/23(Sun)20:33 No. 94376 ID: 3009b4
File 144038718776.jpg - (351.29KB , 640x720 , Macha is embarassed.jpg )

Macha: Oh shit.

Smik 2015/08/23(Sun)23:44 No. 94382 ID: 3009b4
File 144039869896.jpg - (424.08KB , 640x720 , Nem Mom Beach Day.jpg )

So someone asked about Nem Mom for Beach Day, and thus she sent this photo to upload.

Hubby put his finger in the shot.

Gnoll 2015/08/24(Mon)11:08 No. 94397 ID: 265534
File 144043973707.png - (244.77KB , 1024x768 , sigh.png )

Rynh: "Holy shit. Who are these assholes and why are they ruining everything? I don't even want to hit people with a ball anymore. I might have to kick their asses."

>>94397
DO IT

Apples 2015/08/24(Mon)18:25 No. 94416 ID: 3e2cae
File 144046591289.png - (116.96KB , 500x500 , beach day6.png )

"I've got it!"

("Woo! Go team boobies!")

Apples 2015/08/24(Mon)18:25 No. 94417 ID: 3e2cae
File 144046593941.png - (122.73KB , 500x500 , beach day7.png )

("You've got to be kidding!")

APPLES BEACH DAY!!

Wait, so what's going on with Prima?

Meyichi 2015/08/24(Mon)19:53 No. 94425 ID: 5a02f7
File 144047120195.png - (152.44KB , 750x750 , 007.png )

>>94397

Kamai:
"Fighting?"

Kamai downs the rest of her beer and zips over to Rynh.

Kamai:
"That's what the beach needs! Fighting! Can we? Please?!"

Apples 2015/08/24(Mon)20:26 No. 94429 ID: 3e2cae
File 144047320804.png - (95.82KB , 500x500 , beach day8.png )

"Oh dear..."

Apples 2015/08/24(Mon)20:27 No. 94430 ID: 3e2cae
File 144047323390.png - (171.41KB , 800x800 , beach day9.png )

"Oh this really is a pickle!"

Apples 2015/08/24(Mon)20:27 No. 94431 ID: 3e2cae
File 144047327067.png - (43.82KB , 500x500 , beach day10.png )

"They both look like so much fun! How could I ever decide??"

Arhra 2015/08/25(Tue)06:16 No. 94443 ID: 4b93df
File 144050860143.png - (38.17KB , 960x840 , nanogoo_beach.png )

Shopkeep: "You sure you're not going to rust or anything?"

[default]: "It'll bE An advenTUuure. Make suRe you dOn't get SUnburnt."

Shopkeep: "But who could possibly help me put on sunscreen?"

[default]: "i-i-I'm sure we'lL Find soMeone."

Apples has the answer to everything.

Smik 2015/08/25(Tue)08:59 No. 94445 ID: 3009b4
File 144051837180.jpg - (386.19KB , 640x720 , Beach Day Drunk Sami.jpg )

Drunk Sami GLOMPH ATTACK!

Eilin 2015/08/25(Tue)10:12 No. 94446 ID: eb5c78
File 144052274156.png - (328.06KB , 800x600 , Eilin Beach1.png )

"..."

Eilin 2015/08/25(Tue)10:12 No. 94447 ID: eb5c78
File 144052276795.png - (352.83KB , 800x600 , Eilin Beach 2.png )

"..."

Eilin 2015/08/25(Tue)10:13 No. 94448 ID: eb5c78
File 144052279493.png - (341.52KB , 800x600 , Eilin Beach 3.png )

"Are you..."

Eilin 2015/08/25(Tue)10:22 No. 94450 ID: eb5c78
File 144052331876.png - (385.96KB , 800x600 , Eilin Beach.png )

"... Are you kidding me!? Was this here, just on the other side of the island, the whole time!?"

>>94372
>>94382
DAT MILF

GORGEOUS FULL COLOUR EILIN!!

>>94450
Nope, and it probably won't stay very long. Enjoy it while it lasts!

>>94450
Yep! Now put on a swimsuit and hang out with the stranners.

Allotter 2015/08/27(Thu)20:35 No. 94500 ID: 7ec6d6
File 144073294525.png - (618.84KB , 1218x630 , Like German Tourists.png )

Before Lucidia can coax August out into the surf with her new and fashionably tailored spring suit Jolienne manages to interrupt with a thrown sandball.

"BEACH PARTYS AIN'T FER READEN NERDS! LESGO PLAY SOME BALL!"

Gnoll 2015/08/28(Fri)01:59 No. 94502 ID: 265534
File 144075237007.png - (196.39KB , 1200x900 , bad rats.png )

Tchee'ka: "Are you sure these are okay? They don't really cover everything."

Ikki: "Don't worry about it. Nobody cares and if they do, they won't want to seem like a weirdo asking."

Tchee'ka: "I guess..."

Ikki: "It's fine. There's weirdos running around topless, screaming at people down the beach. Besides, I'm not paying for custom tailored swimsuits. Shit's expensive, yo.

Indonesian Gentleman 2015/08/28(Fri)07:32 No. 94503 ID: 28984e
File 144077234056.png - (101.07KB , 500x500 , beach day 2015-02a.png )

"I'm glad we decided on taking some official Faceless R & R together! This beach is absolutely delightful. I didn't know Gatekeeper knows such a lovely place!"
Jesst said, while re-applying her face on her current curvaceous female body.
"Let's see if I can snatch some fun in the form of the young and virile here... Speaking of which, how's that sausage, Anaximander?"

Indonesian Gentleman 2015/08/28(Fri)07:39 No. 94504 ID: 28984e
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>>94503
"You and your... ugh. Wait a little bit more, by Grozak." Anaximander simmers.
"Hey, don't be angry! You'll always be my special friend..." Jesst replied in jest.
"Thrice-damned fool, I only agreed to come because you promised I could burn things! So spare me your 'flirting' and leave me to tend the flame! And where is the Gatekeeper and the Beastmaster?!?"
"Gatekeeper said she forgot something and hopped back via a portal. As for Beastmaster, he's still parking our boat."

Indonesian Gentleman 2015/08/28(Fri)07:43 No. 94505 ID: 28984e
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>>94504
"Heekekeke, come on, Shadow, I'll be gone for just a bit! You stay here, yes? Heekekeke. Come on, Shadow - the others are waiting for me. I've even got my special beach legs attached! You know how important this is for me - what, you're scared? Heekekeke, of the man on that iron boat? Don't be, Shadow! I'm sure he's just another crazy experimenter. You know, just like... me! Heekekeke! What, he's staring at us right now? Now now, Shadow, don't be prejudiced, maybe he's the one who guards the boats here! Now behave, yes? Heekekeke. Good Shadow, nice Shadow. Varfija's leaving now, yes? Be good to teh other boats, yes?"

Star 2015/08/29(Sat)17:58 No. 94536 ID: 8f7720
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>>94443
>Star hears the words sunscreen, help, and put on. Not in that particular order but those are the important words.

>With a speed befitting a high ranking member of The Vigil he rushes over to the damsels in distress.

"Ladies," He says, "I couldn't help but overhearing your cry for help. Name's Star, of The Vigil. I would be more than glad to assist you in your time of need."

>>94536
Refrain from touching the silvery girl with your non-invulnerable bits, since she can eat flesh or metal with any part of her body.

Apples 2015/08/30(Sun)11:54 No. 94548 ID: 3e2cae
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"I've got it!"

Apples 2015/08/30(Sun)12:02 No. 94552 ID: 3e2cae
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"Oh my goodness! Are you alright? I'm so sorry!

You haven't seen my daughter anywhere around have you?"

Bruco: Flirt with giant lady to make Strela jealous (even though she won't admit it)

Apples 2015/08/30(Sun)20:21 No. 94556 ID: 3e2cae
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Sami: "Be honest with me, though: this thing is fake, right? It's gotta be."

Prima: "I-it's real I swear. And it's very s-sensitive!"

>inb4 she loses a tooth

Smik 2015/08/30(Sun)21:59 No. 94561 ID: 3009b4
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Sami is just checking to see if it's really real.

Star 2015/08/30(Sun)22:44 No. 94562 ID: 8f7720
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>>94561
"..."

>Sweet-T changes her shop.

>Gotta keep up with the trends.

okay this hyper herm stuff is making me very uncomfortable participating in this thread

Ah, hmmm. I feel maybe this fun, silly beach day idea is heading too far in the direction of the lewds. Thanks for the spoilering though.

Why does everything on tgchan end in penis?

>>94570
The joke is too obvious.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/op-is-a-faggot

Smik 2015/08/31(Mon)11:51 No. 94574 ID: 3009b4
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Nem: YOU TWO! Sami, you know better than that!! Nobody needs to see this, go find a room, or a quiet spot in the jungle or something!

Sami: Yes, mom.

Nem: DO NOT get me started. Between Macha's shenanigans and your debauchery... And you're older than me anyway!

Sami: Yes, mom.

Nem scowls. She always seems to be cleaning up other people's messes.

>>94574
>She always seems to be cleaning up other people's messes.
She needs to relax, and make a mess of her own for once.

JUDGEMENT 2015/08/31(Mon)14:08 No. 94577 ID: 2724ee
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Finally! after roaming the sea of dead for so long....

I! HAVE! RETURNESPLAAAAAAAASH

...

JUDGEMENT 2015/08/31(Mon)14:25 No. 94578 ID: 2724ee
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God has forsaken me.

>>94565
I'm sorry it made you uncomfortable. I should have considered the feelings of others before posting Prima's mom unspoilered (or at all).
Hyper herm is kind of central to Prima's Quest and I guess I forgot that outside of that it's not necessarily everyone's cup of tea.
I hope you and others can continue to participate in a fun thread.

>>94566
Prima is pretty inherently lewd and her tryst with Sami was something Smik and I talked about doing as a collab. I hope you don't hold the entire thread accountable for our little indiscretion.

>>94580
Oh no, not at all. Thanks for being so understanding.

rendamel 2015/08/31(Mon)23:33 No. 94591 ID: 15fae4
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>>94561

Ren wonders what those ladies are doing.

Kon decides it must be a human thing.

>>94591
Apparently they've built themselves a crude shack out of sticks with a floating red neon sign that reads "TOO HOT 4 KOBOLDS"

>>94610

Cut her some slack, she's 2 years old.

WHAT IS THAT IN THE SKY!

ITS BIG
ITS RED
ITS FLYING

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS... DO YOU?

Boulders 2015/09/14(Mon)11:27 No. 94845 ID: 05964c
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>>94844
THERE IT IS AGAIN!

Boulders 2015/09/14(Mon)11:35 No. 94846 ID: 05964c
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>>94845
ITS GETTING CLOSER!!!

Boulders 2015/09/14(Mon)12:06 No. 94847 ID: 05964c
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It is the FLYING THINGY, full with FOOD and DRANK, ready to rain his disdain upon all the DEGENERATES flaunting their UGLY, NAKED BODIES before GOD and his SKIES!

Boulders 2015/09/14(Mon)12:21 No. 94848 ID: 05964c
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OPEN THE FLOOD GATES

Boulders 2015/09/14(Mon)12:28 No. 94850 ID: ee505e
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and away they go, to meet their ungodly matches on the sandy beach below...

Arhra 2015/09/20(Sun)03:05 No. 94958 ID: 0062af
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Well, this has been sitting on my computer in varying stages of completion for the past few weeks.

>>94443
>>94536

Shopkeep: "You know that's not what I meant."

Anonymous 2015/09/23(Wed)05:31 No. 95005 ID: d4c667
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>>94850
>>94958

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/06(Tue)22:49 No. 95370 ID: 1f8505
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And so ends Beach Day.

Not with festivities, or cries of merriment.

But with some asshole taking a big ol' shit over everyone.

THE END.

What a dumb way to end a good thing. Good job, i guess.

Rendamel 2015/10/07(Wed)00:18 No. 95374 ID: 15fae4
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Ren and Kon thought that was a pretty good day. They didn't get poop on them and like 2 people even acknowledged their existence! For a Kobold, that is an incredible day.

Like tears in rain.

Lol I love these non-canon crossovers tgchan sometimes has

>>95370
extreme lewdity

See you next year you guys!