Nalthar 2024/08/31(Sat)20:20 No. 142604 ID: 355e44
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The basket of mice (and one rat) bobs merrily on the surf. Its bedraggled crew cling to the soaked lining.

"A metal man, could you have even imagined such a thing?" Lisel sighs "If only I could have gotten a look inside."

"Well, so nice yer having a jolly time of it." Jasper sputters as another swell drops the basket with a splash. "Ye owe us a nice dinner Lisel! Lets just rescue that bug and get out of 'ere."

Nalthar 2024/08/31(Sat)20:21 No. 142605 ID: 355e44
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The wicker vessel drifts close to the stricken Silv. The rodents see that she is much larger than the bugfolk they are familiar with.
"Oh" says Jasper. "Ah" says Lisel. "I see" says Tem'rty

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/01(Sun)14:18 No. 142606 ID: e46b34
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Clara: "Greetings, I didn't expect to see another aquatic creature at the beach. At first, I thought that you were a mermaid, well you did the whole famous mermaid pose but on deeper inspection, it is clear that you are not."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/01(Sun)14:19 No. 142607 ID: e46b34
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Clara: "It is a pleasure to meet you my name is Clara and I am a paladin."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/01(Sun)14:19 No. 142608 ID: e46b34
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Clara: "I know that it is a little bit weird that I practically flew towards you instead of simply swimming. the thing is I lived so long on the land that I forgot how to swim, it is a little bit humiliating."

MIDNASTER 2024/09/02(Mon)00:56 No. 142611 ID: 4591f8
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(???): "That is pretty weird, I won't lie. I'm merely an actor and a surveyor. Just pretend I was never here."

MIDNASTER 2024/09/02(Mon)00:56 No. 142612 ID: 4591f8
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The seal lady departs abruptly, maybe a little rudely. Not even a name? Doesn't she want to know anything? Oh well, she's in the sea now.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)03:52 No. 142613 ID: 42311e
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Clara: "Well she gets my seal of approval. I wish you the best of luck in your acting performance and from what little I saw of your screen performance I have a feeling that you will knock them dead."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)09:38 No. 142616 ID: 42311e
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Ratislav: "Well well well, look what the cat dragged in."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)09:39 No. 142617 ID: 42311e
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Ratislav: "Guys stop the engine we have some passengers overboard."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)09:41 No. 142618 ID: 42311e
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Rat 1: "Што носе одећу?"

Rat 2: "Желе да се представљају као људи. Напољу је довољно топло без ствари и они су одлучили да се обуку, чудаци."

Rat 3: "Поздрав свима, да ли имате лепо пливање?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/02(Mon)09:41 No. 142619 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "So do you all need a ride? There is free space on the jetski."

ASP-Ian 2024/09/03(Tue)14:16 No. 142624 ID: 1effd3
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Silv manages to pull herself up onto the strange machine.
"T-thank you..."
She pulls up the small basket full of would-be rescuers onto the jetski with her and Tetsi.

No one can hear Tetsi, but apparently they are seasick.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)02:55 No. 142626 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "When you climb on this mechanical chariot why don't you drive it as well, come on it will be fun."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)02:57 No. 142627 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "Simply put your two hands on these steering handles and use the lever underneath to make this device move. Imagine this like riding a mermaid, go easy on the lever, this thing can pick up speed really quickly and even the smallest wave can make this thing jump high in the sky."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)02:58 No. 142628 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "Don't worry you will get the handle of this thing in no time it will feel like second nature to you. You can do it but before you start there's one thing that we need to do first."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)02:59 No. 142629 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "Everyone, throw that flotation device in the water!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)03:00 No. 142630 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "A perfect throw, as always."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/04(Wed)03:00 No. 142631 ID: 42311e
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Rastislav: "For everyone who doesn't want to swim back to the shore grab on and we will take you for a ride!"

Nalthar 2024/09/05(Thu)20:27 No. 142637 ID: 355e44
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"Oh, I hope that monster will be alright with those fellows." Lisel remarks. Their vessel slips away while the strange rats are distracted. "They look a rough sort."

"Shameless." sputters Tem'rty "Not a stitch on them, and on a public beach no less."

"Bah, you woods rats don't know how t'ave fun. Too serious b'far. Though they did seem a touch foreign."

"Y'know, my cousin said the humans got some kind o' palace on the sea, down place called Brighton." Jasper offers "Whyn't we try our hand there?"

And so the three drift away, to seek vittles elsewhere. The day hadn't gone as they had hoped, but as the saying goes; The best laid plans of mice go oft awry.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/06(Fri)14:34 No. 142639 ID: a4b18e
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Rat 4: "It seems that they are swimming away from the beach traveling to the great unknown. They might be the bravest mice I ever seen.

Ratislav: "So it would seem."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/06(Fri)14:35 No. 142640 ID: a4b18e
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Ratislav: "As I would always say, why let a good thing go to waste."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/06(Fri)14:36 No. 142641 ID: a4b18e
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Ratislav: "Only fools pedal, I prefer to be pulled."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:36 No. 142672 ID: df64c0
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Abdle: "Well it looks like nobody is coming to this match! I guess that means we can leave!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:37 No. 142673 ID: df64c0
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Maya Din: "I am sorry to disagree with your opinion Abdle, but since Vance is sponsoring this event he will assure you that there will be somebody who is willing to enter the ring. And she is already here ready for a fight."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:38 No. 142674 ID: df64c0
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Maya Din: "Her name is the Annoised and she is powered by her hatred of pizzas."

W2K: "I hope that you will be able to give me a fun fight."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:39 No. 142675 ID: df64c0
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Bobbie: "Well I agreed to this expecting for a fight to happen so this is what I wanted to happen. Please take my cape, time to get ready."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:42 No. 142676 ID: df64c0
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W2K: "That is what I want to see, but you aren't the only one who have an assistant."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:42 No. 142677 ID: df64c0
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A small cat jumped out of nowhere and caught the cape in its mouth.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/17(Tue)17:44 No. 142678 ID: df64c0
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W2K: "Now let me show you how we tenderize the meat of our burgers! Fast, hard, with a reasonable price and we don't do house delivery!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:42 No. 142685 ID: 3a75c4
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W2K: "Your, in luck we have a special deal on ass-whooping. One serving coming right up!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:42 No. 142686 ID: 3a75c4
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W2K: "Hope this hits the spot!"

Bobbie: "AHHHH!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:43 No. 142687 ID: 3a75c4
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W2K: "And if any of you watchers are interested in possessing a sturdy and reliable chair like this all you need to do is buy three of the most expensive orders on the menu in any of our Burgervania establishments. Get them while the supplies last."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:44 No. 142688 ID: 3a75c4
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Bobbie: "That sounds like a good offer, I will take one."

W2K: "Hey give that back!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:45 No. 142689 ID: 3a75c4
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Bobbie: "Is this one of those take one get one free deal?"

W2K: "No it is not, let go of my hands!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:46 No. 142690 ID: 3a75c4
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Bobbie while still holding on hands of W2k proceeded to slide under her legs.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:46 No. 142691 ID: 3a75c4
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This pulled W2K off her feet.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:47 No. 142692 ID: 3a75c4
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And she somersaulted onto her back in a really painful way.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/18(Wed)17:48 No. 142693 ID: 3a75c4
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W2K: "That does it you slippery eel, time to throw you into the deep fryer!"

Bobbie: "Come and show me what you got, I am hungry for more!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:28 No. 142699 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "But I must warn you, anything you throw at me I will able to see coming and react accordingly."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:29 No. 142700 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "What is your cat doing in the ring?"

W2K: "It is distracting you!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:31 No. 142701 ID: e1f2ed
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Before Bobbie could react W2K dropped kicked her straight in the stomach. Knocking her wind out and knocking her on the ground.

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:32 No. 142702 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "That was a dirty tactic, can you get your cat off my chest or is this how you are trying to pin me in this match."

W2K: "Do you honestly think that I can give commands to a cat? Don't be ridiculous?"

Bobbie: "Gramleza get that cat out of this battle!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:32 No. 142703 ID: e1f2ed
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Gramleza: "Hey little kitty, look at this little toy! Don't you want to scratch it?!"

Mr. Yakbeet: "No don't let that thing near me!? Oh no, it noticed my presence and now it is coming closer to me!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:33 No. 142704 ID: e1f2ed
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W2K: "Oh what's the problem, was the little cat too much for you? Or did I hit you too hard?!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:34 No. 142705 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "Just you wait until until I get back on my feet!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:35 No. 142706 ID: e1f2ed
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Abdle: "You still want to go?! Didn't you have enough!?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:36 No. 142707 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "I still have a fight in me and yes I am ready for more!"

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:37 No. 142708 ID: e1f2ed
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Worm Work: "I like that attitude keep it up!"

Bobbie: "So what are you doing now, betting against me?"

Worm Work: "Now that you mentioned it, that is something that I can do. Thank you for inspiring me."

Absurdity DeVoid 2024/09/20(Fri)03:41 No. 142709 ID: e1f2ed
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Bobbie: "So what next cheat trick you are going to use you cheater!?"

W2K: "What can I say that is the whole vampire lifestyle for you, cheating against the whole concept of reality. But don't worry I don't need any more tricks to beat you, your highness!"