Sarcopholacooda 2016/12/22(Thu)12:10 No. 106772 ID: 4cea07
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INHERITOR’S gift — given by VICTOR

Eudora: “Dice…”

Victor: “Not just any dice—!”

Eudora: “Stupid dice?”

Cybil: “Non-Euclidean Zephcynth?”

Victor: “Sure, maybe. But this set of dice is told to have mystic powers! It’s like an 8ball.”

Victor: “Roll to determine your success on just about anything—but it can happen in REAL LIFE.”

Victor: “It wasn’t easy to obtain, ya know.”

Eudora: “Aye, here we go…”

Sarcopholacooda 2016/12/22(Thu)12:11 No. 106773 ID: 4cea07
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Victor: “I set off to my home planet to find the ancient catacombs of the forbidden Dama Monastery, a place prohibited to the entire public.”

Victor: “There was a secret, underground treasury that held dangerous, valuable artifacts.”

Victor: “The whole place was upside-down. It’s like the city was given an ice swirlie in high school.”

Sarcopholacooda 2016/12/22(Thu)12:12 No. 106774 ID: 4cea07
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Victor: “I had to dodge traps and hordes of creatures to reach the lost bazaar in the heart of the temple!”

Victor: “I passed many adventurers who fell to the perils of this deadly passage.”

Victor: “It also meant I was heading in the right direction.”

Sarcopholacooda 2016/12/22(Thu)12:13 No. 106776 ID: 4cea07
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Victor: “And there it was—the lost d33, d11½, and dThreeve dice of Yeegd Dama: Champion of Fate.”

Eudora: “Did they have something which could grow your fur back?”

Victor: “Well— the entire temple collapsed upon its removal so it’s not like I can go back any time.”

Cybil: “Wow, that’s quite the tale, Vic. And you haven’t bothered to take photos?”

Victor: “Uh—cameras were prohibited too.”

Victor: “I gotta respect at least some of the foreboding rules. C’mon.”

Eudora: “Riveting…”

Sarcopholacooda 2016/12/22(Thu)12:14 No. 106777 ID: 4cea07
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Two Cnidari Vaalbara days earlier…

Yamelle: “Victor, honey. What are you doing in our gift shop? Those are for tourists, dear.”

Victor: “Nothing, ma! Just a souvenir for someone!”

Yamelle: “Would you rather share them a coupon for our sauna?”

Yamelle: “Your father senses a bitter winter.”

Victor: “Naw, that’s fine.”

Victor: “Is there anything you don’t mind losing? I’m in a little rut.”

Apples 2016/12/22(Thu)18:27 No. 106788 ID: abebd3
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Prima: Hey, Felix! What'cha doin'?

Felix: I'm carving a wooden sculpture of Crowkor.

Prima: Oh! Going for your Junior Futa Force Auxiliary merit badge in woodcarving?

Felix: No, it's a winter solstice present for Eudora.

Prima: Why? I thought I told you I had it covered.

Felix: Yeah you've been saying you've "got it covered" for the past two weeks. The solstice is in three days and you haven't even picked out a gift!

Prima: I picked out a gift! She's an Arthocob, so I was going to buy her a can of bug spray!

Felix: I... don't even know how to respond to that...

Prima: Well of course you don't, you never went through the Futa Force diplomacy training.

Felix: ...

Felix: Well anyway it's done.

Apples 2016/12/22(Thu)18:27 No. 106789 ID: abebd3
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Congratulations Eudora!

You got Slightly Creepy Crowkor Figurine!

"It's better than bug spray!"

It is really off putting...

Apples 2016/12/22(Thu)19:09 No. 106792 ID: abebd3
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Congratulations Erin Erim! on receiving what is quite probably the best gift ever! A Framed, Personalized, Autographed Photo of Sporty!

Riotmode 2016/12/22(Thu)22:47 No. 106808 ID: 9f3729
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In a potential future, in one of the candle-cities of North Celak...

Misotus 2016/12/22(Thu)22:48 No. 106809 ID: 9f3729
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...a very devout woman is gearing up for a difficult choice.

[/i]Hm. No, the purifying flamethrower is perhaps a bit too expensive for a secret santa. Would they even know how to use it?
Collectible Asoth bust's right out too, mom would notice it was gone...[/i]

Misotus 2016/12/22(Thu)22:48 No. 106810 ID: 9f3729
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Perhaps some Ashwater? No, that stuff tastes awful, couldn't inflict that on anyone, even if it does give you a good buzz...
No, can't do that either, need that for next week's tour of duty...
Hm.
Maybe..? no, no.
Ngh, no...

Misotus 2016/12/22(Thu)22:48 No. 106811 ID: 9f3729
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Wait, DUH! Of course! What else would I get an outsider?!

Riotmode 2016/12/22(Thu)22:48 No. 106812 ID: 9f3729
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And so, the woman found the right gift to send:
A limited edition Photo-Arcana, an extended version of the standard Book of Asoth.
Fluffed out with everything from rousing tales of daring Priests to stunning astral photography of Asoth himself fighting off the void, no one text compares!

Between you and me, Misotus got it for free from a work event. Still, it's retail value is roughly 110 dollars American! What a nab!

Smik 2016/12/23(Fri)12:38 No. 106819 ID: e136ae
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Amy: So what did you get?

Sami: The book you're using as a pillow.

Amy: What's the book about?

Sami: I have no idea. I can't read the language and the pictures just seem to be about burning shadows. I think it's either a religious text or the burning person's self-insert fan fiction.

Amy: It's the thought that counts, Sami.

Sami: I know, I know -- that's why I haven't tried to pawn it off to one of the archeologists. The shadows remind me of the Curse, which is why I'm even trying to make heads or tails of it at all.

Amy continues to use the book as a pillow.

Amy: Let's make love.

Sami: OK.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/12/23(Fri)19:01 No. 106823 ID: 1f8505
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Sarah: "The mall closes in 20 minutes! We gotta get that Secret Santa shopping done! You look for the items in the north end, and I'll take the south end!"

Anita: "And we'll meet back here, right?"

Sarah: "Why does that matter?!"

Anita: "Because I'd rather not scorch the tile with a transportation sigil. Last time I did it, mall security got upset."

Sarah: "WHATEVER. JUST GO!"

mortis 2016/12/23(Fri)23:41 No. 106824 ID: 85cc2c
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TO: CYCLOPS

Primus is very proud of his present- a supervillain type TCP! It will be the perfect companion for all sorts of evildoing...or just meddling with plans and tipping over coffee cups.

mortis 2016/12/23(Fri)23:42 No. 106825 ID: 85cc2c
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TO: DEFAULT

A goo friend for a goo friend, Marnet figures! This little friend is a bit squishy, but they seem plenty excited to meet their new owner and begin their own adventures.

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/12/24(Sat)07:25 No. 106828 ID: 0ea70f
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Hmm, Millie and Hugo already sent their gift, who's left... ah, Felsa! Let's see her progress...
...
Really? The Santamania's tomorrow, and you're sleeping? Just because your quest's in hiatus doesn't mean you're exempt from giving gifts, Felsa! C'mon, get your ass mov-

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/12/24(Sat)07:28 No. 106829 ID: 0ea70f
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>>106828
Oh. Oh. Seems I do owe you an apology, Felsa, you did your shopping after all. Apparently she's currently sleeping because she fought against the hordes of holiday shoppers all day long, but she went home victorious with her gift: a bottle of Extra-Strength Fern Brew! Sleep tight, Felsa, and thank you.

...I wonder if it's strong enough for Alice, or perhaps it's too strong?

I prostrate myself before Omni Claus. I've failed to deliver many of my gifts. I bit off more than I could chew and overestimated the amount of time I would have to draw before the holidays. The only way I could finish in time now would be to shut myself off from the family and draw all day but that's not happening.
Thanks to those of you that gave me gifts. After the holidays I will draw the recipt pictures. To those of you I owe secret santa gifts, put your names in my drawthread and I will draw fanart of the OC of your choice after new years.
Merry Christmas, all!

Arhra 2016/12/24(Sat)17:24 No. 106846 ID: d092b9
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Time's running out. The couch is the scene of scene of a desperate nanogoo planning huddle.

[default]: "OK team, Secret Santa brainstorming time. We've got Cyberwyre."

[default]: "Let's see... s-s-sHe's the boss of a quirky team of merCENaries and she w-w-wears a robotic contaAact suit to stop everything killing her? WHat's a good pRresent?"

[default]: "How about we doOo s-something witH nanomachines?"

[default]: "NanomAchines?!"

[default]: "NanomacHines. It's thE gift thaaAt keeps on Ggiving."

Shopkeep: "Hey, why are you talking to yourself? Is this a hint? You need help with your gift?"

Arhra 2016/12/24(Sat)17:24 No. 106847 ID: d092b9
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[default]: "What'd y-you get your secret sANta?"

Shopkeep: "Well, I got Ann Pepper. She wants to be a detective so I rummaged through the paperback section at the shop and got her a pile of detective stories and murder mysteries."

[default]: "Let m-me see thOse. 'Sherlock Holmes and tHe Study in Scarlet', 'Neon Noir: r-Robot Detective',
'Miss Marple vs Moriaty' ... 'Hercule Poirot: v-VAMmpire Hunter'?! Are thEse actually reAaal detective novels?"

Shopkeep: "Figured she'd get a chuckle out of them. There's bound to be at least one good one in there."

[default]: "So, just hypotheticAaally, what would you gi-give Cyberwyre for Christmas? I was thinking nANomachINes!

Shopkeep: "Woah, don't be lazy. Ask yourself: what does any dashing adventurer need?"

[default]: "WeeLll?"

Shopkeep: "A grappling hook gun!"

[default]: "Ooooooooh.

Arhra 2016/12/24(Sat)17:26 No. 106848 ID: d092b9
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TO: CYBERWYRE

If it 'comes down to the wire' you'll know what to do now. Merry Christmas.


TO: ANN PEPPER

What day is this? What could these be? Why is this happening? It is a mystery.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/12/24(Sat)18:17 No. 106855 ID: 1f8505
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What did Princess Photon receive from her Secret Santa?

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/12/24(Sat)18:19 No. 106856 ID: 1f8505
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Why a gift card to Chili's, of course!

Princess Photon: "..."

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/12/24(Sat)18:31 No. 106857 ID: 1f8505
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*Anon44 looks at the clock*

UH UH UM AND UH KHLAR OF ZARN ALSO GOT A CHILI'S GIFT CARD AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS SO SHE ENDED UP EATING THE GIFT CARD I THINK.

Nobody 2016/12/24(Sat)19:49 No. 106860 ID: 4dbf09
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>3. Yes, you can be more elaborate. You can make a 24 page comic about the trials and tribulations of getting that perfect gift,

"Nouille" is giving a gift to Sporty Futa.

Smik 2016/12/24(Sat)20:24 No. 106862 ID: e136ae
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From deep within the Crossover Cosmos comes a gift for VOIDSY (http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/736484.html) from THE OMNICLAUS!

It is a package of "The Omniclaus' Own Cosmic Cookie Dough with Specialized Chocolate Chips!"

The package claims it will make cookies "Just like the Grandmatriarch Used to Make"

It will also undoubtedly work in the creation of tiny cat people, as long as they don't mind being delicious.

>>106860
Goddamn, nobody.
Good job.

Note: Omniclaus has begun covering for Apples as the rest of his characters won't be able to make their deadlines.

Everyone else still has Christmas Day, but if you can't make it let ol' Omniclaus know for his shipping schedule.

>>106869
I'm so sorry you guys. I have been up past midnight wrapping presents and stuffing stockings for my large and extended family.

>>106874
It's OK Apples, you just got a little too ambitious. It's just for fun, I'd prefer you not kill yourself for something that's just supposed to be fun.

>>106874

I really wasn't trying to point fingers, but someone freaked when I had Omniclaus start early. I prefer the heads-up so I can get going on it.

>I'm so sorry you guys. I have been up past midnight wrapping presents and stuffing stockings for my large and extended family.

It's totally fine, just enjoy your Christmas.

Our family has dwindled so much that our Christmas is very small and very simple now. Enjoy family while you can, don't take it for granted.

Personally I'd say you should just extend the deadline a bit. Christmas day was, in hindsight, a bit too close a deadline for all this. Woulda been better to set it as january 1st so there's post-christmas time for residual gifting!

Yeah, personally, I be able to get should get the last three done but it'll be a day or two late.

>>106883

If you think you can get it done before the year is out that's fine. I basically just did the Omniclaus because I knew I'd have more time than other people might and Drunk Duck had a back-up plan. I didn't take into account the smaller community.

I'm not trying to be a hard-ass, I just want to make sure all the characters who participated get a little something in return. There's nothing stating you can't do a gift despite the Omniclaus covering for you.

This is just for fun, I didn't mean to guilt anyone and I don't mean to be strict.

Smik 2016/12/26(Mon)01:26 No. 106915 ID: e136ae
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From deep within the crossover cosmic voids, The OMNICLAUS presents PRIMUS with a COSMIC ZIPPERBACK STARHORSE! Like most male seahorses, the Cosmic Zipperback Starhorse also carries the babies while they develop. Unlike most male seahorses, the Zipperback -- like Primus -- has an actual zipper back and can store other things inside itself when not carrying babies.

THE OMNICLAUS feels that they'll really be able to connect with each other.

Arhra 2016/12/26(Mon)14:43 No. 106918 ID: fe3a46
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A shark that punches ghosts? My, what an exciting lifestyle. After some reflection, I've come up with the perfect gift for Carson. If someone wants to punch a ghost obviously first they need to find it. A critical first step! This dowsing crystal will react to spiritual phenomena. With a little practice, he should be able to get to point towards something punchable.

Deem: "Merud! I need someone to put words on the card."

TO: CARSON WHITETOOTH

Hope you don't run into any ghosts while celebrating today but, if you need to, this should help.

Smik 2016/12/26(Mon)19:29 No. 106927 ID: e136ae
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From deep within the cosmic crossover voids, THE OMNICLAUSE presents LOGAN FAUST with a gift:

"Len's Makers Glasses; attacks have a 10% chance of a critical strike, dealing double damage."

Originally sent to Greivenkamp, 5th Houston St. Prisim Tower on Earth, it was intercepted through time and space during the mysterious disaster. Calibrated for high focal alignment and allowing for high precision.

Arhra 2016/12/26(Mon)23:47 No. 106939 ID: fe3a46
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TO: HUGO PACKAGEBORD

Here's a trusty companion for exploring and fixing up your derelict space ship. In a pinch, there's always percussive maintenance. Hope it's not aliens!

Smik 2016/12/28(Wed)19:37 No. 107018 ID: e136ae
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The OMNICLAUS has gifted Sarah with A POWER-BRA! Much more powerful than a wonder-bra, this armoured undergarment has advanced lighter-than-air technology to counter-act the forces of gravity and also capable of stretching in case her boobs grow like Power Girl's.

Also striped pantsu, Merry Christmas Anon44.

Smik 2016/12/28(Wed)23:09 No. 107027 ID: e136ae
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The OMNICLAUS presents Anita with her gift! It's NEM'S FESTIVE PANTIES!

Nem: So ... this crossover multi-dimensional beard guy appears before me, and he says that he needs my panties... and I look at him and I want to say that I've heard that one before, but I didn't get to date much so actually it was the first time I've heard it. So I look at him like ... what the hell... and he looks at me and says he's dead serious, he needs them for a Secret Santa gift to balance things or something and then he waggles his cosmic beard and says like... he'll trade me for a Hin "body pillow" and some nice mulled wine.

I mean, I like these panties but it's a big ol' pillow with Hin on it and he's buying drinks too.

Soooooooooo now I'm going commando and it'd be a bit breezy but I'm not feeling the cold, I have this amazing mulled wine. And THEN he tells me that the panties are for this witch and I'm trying to give him a skeptic look but I think the wine is really screwing it all up by this point. So I ask "Why would a witch need my panties?" and he says that she's a panty witch and different panties give her different powers and MY PANTIES are the FESTIVE PANTIES of the AVATAR OF CHANGE/DEATH so they should have some interesting powers. And I look at him and I ask if she's in the habit of wearing other people's used underwear and he says YES. So now I'm laughing because I figure like this has gotta be the most perverted magic ever.

And then he asks if there's mistletoe on the front and I look him straight in the eye and I say "YES, what's it to you?" and he asks if I know what the mistletoe means I say "YES, what's it to you?" and then he tells me I can't make fun of this witch cause I'm drunk with no panties and a Hin body pillow and the panties I gave up were lewd panties and I look him dead in the eye and I say "YEAH, and I HAVE WINE TOO, BITCH".

So then he pats me on the head and goes which I hate because I'm not a little girl anymore but he's some cosmic dimension beard so whatever.

So anyway Anita, enjoy the Gaelish scented festive panties and I totally believe you're not a pervert. Pfft.

Smik 2016/12/29(Thu)16:49 No. 107044 ID: e136ae
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From the cosmic crossover depths, the OMNICLAUS presents MILLIE with her gift!

It is a rare and valuable THIRD EYE IMPLANT! This artifact enhances one's psychic ability (and grants access to the Third Eye Network when available).

Caution: Do not wear while in any Weaver quest.

Smik 2016/12/29(Thu)17:18 No. 107045 ID: e136ae
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From deep within the cosmic crossover void, the OMNICLAUS, with some trepidation, presents BEAR with his gift: A COSMIC, TRANSPHASING UNDO BUTTON!

The OMNICLAUS: I do not pass sentence on tresspasses, that is for the OMNIKRAMPUS to do. But please BEAR -- be careful with this thing. If it runs out of things to undo, it will undo YOU and I already know you're hunting yourself down as is.

Smik 2016/12/31(Sat)19:51 No. 107165 ID: e136ae
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From deep within the blah blah blah, the OMNICLAUS presents FELSA with her gift: A SPARE LIVER! This magical liver will absorb various damage on her actual liver's behalf.

BokkunTheDrawperson 2016/12/31(Sat)20:08 No. 107167 ID: 2fd094
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Gift Received: Knock-off Detective Novels


Oh my gosh, these are amazing! It would have been easy for the "authors" of these books to simply rip the source material, but they went the extra mile in being lazy. They rewrote the source material, but added in whatever they thought would make it more interesting.

Sherlock Holmes? Why not put him in a sci-fi setting? In fact, he should be investigating a case on the Starship Enterprise.

Harry Dresden, the wizard detective? Why not add dragons? Hell, it actually wouldn't be too out of place considering the source material.

Ace Attorney, Phoenix Wright? He's not even from a book, and yet sitting beside me is a copy of "Ace Attorney Abridged".

These books are terrible, unsurprisingly. The dialogue is janky, the plots are convoluted, and the twists are only unexpected because they don't make any sense. However, they're stupidly ludicrous in the most entertaining of ways.

"Elementary, my dear Watson. The reason we couldn't find the killer, is because the killer was looking for us." That doesn't even make sense with context, I promise.

I love them. Thanks a million, Shopkeep.

4/8 MPP, 4/4 MF, 25/25 Holiday Cheer Inheritor 2017/03/28(Tue)18:31 No. 110179 ID: c79efb
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I lost my tablet pen but now I have it again so yeah

I..I got a powerful artifact!? You mean I actually have something I can put in the vault?!

4/8 MPP, 4/4 MF, 25/25 Holiday Cheer Inheritor 2017/03/28(Tue)18:33 No. 110180 ID: c79efb
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"I totally got one! Powerful magic dice!! Yess!! I'm not completely useless!!"

"But.. sir, you know--"

"Ssh. Let him have this."

"WOOHOO!!"

>>110179
>>110180
Sooooo.....does this mean Inheritor is going to be revived?! :3