FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)13:15 No. 700751 ID: 8679fe
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hey why come i put all my drunk quests in one big combo thread. that was a stupid idea. i ahvent even done any drunk quests really since then and it's probably because that was so dumb

Are we going on another crazy adventure?

Are you feeling it, Mrs Crabs?

Please floof the hair it's time to smooch a babe and pat a noodle or a small dog

Acquire snacks.

Munchies are inevitable.

shit fractal i saw a cop drive by 5 minutes ago

they know

>>700756
I read this as put a noodle on a small dog so my vote goes to putting a noodle on a small dog

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)13:30 No. 700762 ID: 8679fe
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>Are we going on another crazy adventure?

well i guess we;re gonna fucking have to huh because i'm an idiot and i started this thread. hey why'd i even do that. i'm gonna lose focus so fast.

anyway yeah let's do an adventure. no seagulls this time tho like.... it was funny the first five threads and i think it's. not anymore

also haha i'm not gonna be able to keep these drawings cute and clean like the first one

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)13:31 No. 700763 ID: 8679fe
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>Are you feeling it, Mrs Crabs?

YE

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)13:31 No. 700764 ID: 8679fe
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>Please floof the hair it's time to smooch a babe and pat a noodle or a small dog
>shit fractal i saw a cop drive by 5 minutes ago

in preparation for potential babes, potential noodles, potential dogs, and/or potential cops, i floof my hair. this is objectively less comfortable and practical than the bun thing, but you also have it from a reputable source that The Babes like it better like this.

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)13:31 No. 700765 ID: 8679fe
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ah fuck! the cop

they;re so far away that they're still in their shitty stick figure distance model. [pokemon commercial break voice] WHOS??? THAT??? COP????

i forgot to quote the cop thing. mud the last image was because of what you said. you brought the cop here

>no seagulls this time tho like.... it was funny the first five threads and i think it's. not anymore

No, we're not done dragging this joke into the grave yet. We're going to keep going until it's not only no longer funny it's actively painful to sit through.

it me

no wait i did quote the cop thing it was just in the panel before where the cop actually shows up

NO SEAGULLS it's like edna mode and no capes. no seagulls

IS THE COP A BABE. will the cop turn out t0 be a beautiful princess that you will rescue and is only DISGUISED as a cop

SEAGULLS
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Eat the cop

>>700770
THE COP IS A BABE DISGUISED AS A COP

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)13:47 No. 700774 ID: 8679fe
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oh my god theres TWO cops. one of them is a ffffffffucking seagull ad the other is my good friend pineapple who i have known since high school

i was hoping there would be three cops and one would be a seagull and one would be pineapple and one would be A Babe but that's not what happened there's just two cops

anyway. "KNOWN SEAGULL KILLER BLAH BLAH" says seagull cop "I AM A WARRIOR OF MY PEOPLE COME TO AVENGE THOSE OF MY BRETHREN WHO HAVE FALLEN TO YOUR DRUNKEN RAMPAGES"

"FRACTAL" says pineapple "I FEEL LIKE MAYBE YOU SKIPPED OUT ON PIZZA MONEY AT THE NEW YEARS EVE PARTY"

THE COP IS GRETCHEN!!!!!!!!

Time to escape in your giant mechanised suit.

just FUCK THEIR SHIT UP, FAM

Throw a sponge at pineapple and run like hell.

tell pineapple you'll pay... in blood

Buy them both a pizza for restitution. Everyone loves pizza

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)14:04 No. 700784 ID: 8679fe
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ough fuck. did i pay for pizza at the new years eve party. i dont remember. i never remember parties that pineapple hosts

"I'LL PAY FOR THE PIZZA" i scream.

"yeah, that. would be cool thanks" says pineapple

"IN BLOOD" i finish at the top of my liungs

"why come you paused so long" says pineapple

"what" i say

"like you were like 'ill pay for the pizza' and then you like stopped for a half hour and then you were like 'in blood' like u could have just said it all at once"

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)14:04 No. 700785 ID: 8679fe
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pineapple is making me REALLY MAD!!!!

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)14:05 No. 700786 ID: 8679fe
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its timefor me to ESCAPE! pretend that was in a voice like when dory says it in finding nemo and pronounces it wrong.

i throw a SPONGE at pineapple! it hits pineapple in the face! now pineapple is also REALLY MAD!!!!!

thats okay though because i jump into my GIANT MECHANIZED SUIT!

but oh no the seagull is gearing up for an attack. do i dodge or block or something else

employ DRIFT-COMPATIBLE Gretchen to help fight this kaiju

>>700788
THIS

>>700786
You are in a giant robot, you do not need to dodge or block, and in your state you probably can't. Wait for the gull to start wailing on you then stab the shit out of it.

Uhhh find bubble tea. I'm drinking bubble tea. I'm gonna fill my body with breakfast burritos from McDonald's next and you should join me. The breakfast burritos are amazing when u got the munchies.

Cook the seagull with your microwave powers.

seduce the seagull.

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)14:26 No. 700796 ID: 8679fe
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oh my god look who it is!! acid soup intermission 1 character, Gretchen!! i have the real life munchies so i'm eating rice. but instead of being drift compatible she just has her own eva because thats how we're doing it right now okay

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)14:26 No. 700797 ID: 8679fe
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aaaaaaaaaaaa the seagull. he transformed

throw gretchen. sacrifices must be made.

NO DONT TJROW GRETCHEN TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!!!!!! $

Shoot a laser at the seagull, seagulls hate lasers.

start declaiming dante's divine comedy

call javert to arrest the seagull

shoot the seagull with your mech guns

>>700799
sacrifice pineapple. it is the only way

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)14:55 No. 700808 ID: 8679fe
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i'm really considering chucking acid soup intermission 1 character Gretchen at the seangel but before i can, pineapple throws herself into the fray!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her noble heroics get her killed almost immediately.

good god. i really hope i did actually pitch in for pizza. her memory deserves that at least

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)14:55 No. 700809 ID: 8679fe
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anyway. we shoot the seangel with a bunch of lasers and mech guns and stuff but his AT field is too strong. fucky

i call my good friend, les miserables character inspector javert. javert and i are friends because we are both fucking gay and we both respond to situations with completely inappropriate intensity.

i'm starting to sober up. thats bad. we cant win this fight without an edge

throw an entire loaf of bread at the seagull

you gotta. take another hit. in the eva. smoke weed evry day unit 01

fight the seagull.........with the power................................of FRIENDSHIP

Tell Gretchen to hypnotize the seagull

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)15:17 No. 700817 ID: 8679fe
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>you gotta. take another hit. in the eva. smoke weed evry day unit 01

oh my god. you;re right. i have to hotbox the plug. its the only way

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)15:17 No. 700818 ID: 8679fe
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FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)15:17 No. 700820 ID: 8679fe
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ah

what hapen

Congratulations

Congratulations

You sudoku'ed.

Congratulations

Congratulations

Congratulations

Congratulations

Congratulations

Congratulations

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)15:30 No. 700842 ID: 8679fe
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oGZpevGdZn

>>700842
Dose this have something to do with that one evean whatever anime that was?

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)15:38 No. 700848 ID: 8679fe
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>>700844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K6z7OkLI7m

PROCEED TO BEAT THEM UP IN THE PARKING LOT

sell tickets to the olive garden showdown. make it a spectacle the world will never forget

i need the coordinates to this olive garden also. but just to watch the fight

can i watch this throwdown in the parking lot

ill bring snacks

FRACTAL 2016/02/10(Wed)15:44 No. 700855 ID: 8679fe
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haha jokes on you guys. im bored now. however: BUCKWHEAT VS. FRACTAL ULTIMATE OLIVE GARDEN SHOWDOWN has officially been filed away as the topic of the next One Night/Day Only Fractal Wasted Quest topic

but for now yeah im like sobering up pretty fast and also should be getting ready to go out. good job on human instrumentality everybody

goodbye and good luck

Buckwheat 2016/02/10(Wed)15:48 No. 700858 ID: 15a025
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>>700855
B...but I'm already here : (

avenge me

>>700858
nooooooo thats so cute ok i promise ill kick your ass real good next time ok. and next time should be pretty soon

is that a meowing cat?
also YOUR VOICE IS CUTE

Thank you come again!

>>700962
>Gundam
I think you're the moron here.

>>700969
You're right its obviously a 'Big O' reference!

>>701093
I thought it was pacific rim

So it wasn't Voltron then?

It was Megazord

>>701192
Evangelion unit 01 is my favorite gundam

Nah, you're all thinking of The Iron Giant.

Naw, I'm positive it was a Guymelef.

I FUCKING LOVE MEDABOTS!

Wait, are we talking about Zoids? I loved that game.

I've got $20 on FRACTAL.