Go on a mafia-killing spree and steal their stuff.

You are Pepsi-Man. The logical action to take is to drink a Pepsi from your unlimited Pepsi stash.

Buckwheat 2016/01/26(Tue)11:09 No. 697341 ID: 15a025
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>You are Pepsi-Man. The logical action to take is to drink a Pepsi from your unlimited Pepsi stash.
That's an outstandingly smart idea! Pepsi-Man pulls out a Pepsi from is never ending stash and chugs the refreshing drink down.

>Go on a mafia-killing spree and steal their stuff.
There's a mafia in New Pepsi City! This is news to Pepsi-Man! He's going to need a few more cans of Pepsi to through this one, so he whips out some more Pepsi from his stash and chugs them down on the way. But wait, just where is this evil mafia hiding out?

At the coca-cola headquarters, of course.

>>697342
of course! being a benevolent city that it is, pepsi city allows it's rivals to have an outlet, but harboring criminals is a big no no!

In the mayor's garage of antique ice cream trucks.

IN HELL. goddamn demon mobsters fucking things up in our town...

Buckwheat 2016/01/26(Tue)13:38 No. 697391 ID: 15a025
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>IN HELL. goddamn demon mobsters fucking things up in our town...
Demon mobsters from hell! Pepsi-Man was not expecting to face such strong foes this early in the day. He whips out a big bottle of Pepsi and starts chugging it as he runs of to find their hideout in the city which is where?

>In the mayor's garage of antique ice cream trucks!
Those monsters, is there no end to their evil! The mayor has spent his whole life collecting those ice cream trucks! Pepsi-Man dashes off to the Mayor's garage and carefully sneaks in.

Look at those ugly demons from hell. They're just standing around drinking...great Caleb Brandham! They're drinking Coco Cola! Quick, how shall Pepsi-Man dispose of these rotten Coca Cola drinking demons from hell?

By showing them the light of Pepsi of course. Once they find the sweet embrace of the clearly superior Pepsi, they will change their ways.

Replace all their coca cola with vanilla coke. Even demons cannot deny that fluid is foul.

>>697391
Grab the nearest demon mobster and bring him close to your breast, so you may have an easier time pouring a delicious can of pepsi soda down his drink hole.

Buckwheat 2016/01/26(Tue)15:01 No. 697431 ID: 15a025
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>Replace all their coca cola with vanilla coke. Even demons cannot deny that fluid is foul.
Vanilla coke! Oh the horror! Pepsi-Man will never forget the day they tried to drown his city with that putrid concoction. Unfortunately Pepsi-Man only carries Pepsi with him so he is unable to do this switch.

>By showing them the light of Pepsi of course. Once they find the sweet embrace of the clearly superior Pepsi, they will change their ways.
This he can do! Pepsi man pops out of his hiding spot and starts blasting Pepsi at the mafia of skeleton demons.

"Oh shit it's that Pepsi guy they warned us about! Quick send out the trucks early and scram before he gets us all!"
There is no end to this evil! They're using the Mayor's antique ice cream trucks to deliver there horrible good across N.P.C.! He quickly sprays Pepsi down at who he thinks is the boss of them all.

"W...What is this stuff? It's...it's...pure heaven in a can! Hey boys, I think we've been working for the wrong guy here. You guys have to try this stuff!"

Soon the mafia members all surround Pepsi-Man demanding to taste his wonderful drink. Shall he shown them mercy and recruit the demon mafia to help him or should he sprint off and stop those trucks?

They know exactly where the trucks are going. Recruit them into an militia for justice.

>>697431
Your work here is done, just tell them where to find the hiring center for PepsiCo and

GET
THAT
TRUCK

Use Pepsi powers to encase the skeletons in chrome so they look like proper Pepsi people.

Recruit them.

We mus strike back against coca cola. We'll have to melt the ice caps to destroy their polar bear leaders!

Buckwheat 2016/01/27(Wed)19:49 No. 697710 ID: 15a025
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>They know exactly where the trucks are going. Recruit them into an militia for justice.
>Use Pepsi powers to encase the skeletons in chrome so they look like proper Pepsi people.
>We must strike back against coca cola. We'll have to melt the ice caps to destroy their polar bear leaders!
Yes! Pepsi-Man is always looking for powerful Pepsi loving fighters of justice! He shall recruit and give their bones a nice Pepsi chrome look.

"Whoa, now we're really rocking the Pepsi scene. Thanks for the new look. I suppose now that we work for you we could start chasing and stopping those trucks from delivering that fake Pepsi those guys at Coca Cola paid us to deliver everywhere."

Fake Pepsi! Just when Pepsi-Man thought they couldn't go any lower than hiring demon mafia gangs to do their dirty work. The leader gives Pepsi-Man a map of all the trucks and where they're heading off to. There's one heading off to Pepsi-Mart, one heading off to the hospital, one set to sell it to anyone on the streets like an ice cream truck, and one heading to city hall! Which one shall Pepsi-Man and his new workers stop first? Pepsi-Man would have them split up with him but his trust isn't high enough yet with them...

Go for the ice cream truck first, people can get to that one easiest.

>>697710
Don't you have an R&D team? Call a drone to bomb the other trucks!

With Gamma Radiation. You need to knock out the drivers and those Collector's Edition ice cream trucks are expensive.

To the hospital. We must protect the ill and the injured.

Buckwheat 2016/01/28(Thu)20:06 No. 697992 ID: 15a025
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>Don't you have an R&D team? Call a drone to bomb the other trucks!
Pepsi-Man's R&D team only R&D stuff involving Pepsi, so unfortunetly he can't bomb the trucks unless he had them make giant Pepsi bombs that would end up destroying or ruin the ice cream trucks.

>Go for the ice cream truck first, people can get to that one easiest.
But all the trucks are ice cream trucks!

>To the hospital. We must protect the ill and the injured.
Yes, the poor injured and sick citizens of N.P.C must be a top priority! Can you imagine what could happen if they drank non-Pepsi pop? It'd make them even more sick! So off he and the skeleton mafia rushes, chasing down the ice cream truck heading for the hospital. On the way, Pepsi-Man pulls out an entire twenty-four pack of Pepsi from his unlimited stash and chugs it down with the team. Finally they catch up to the truck after finishing their drinks.

"Yo boss the hell you doing man?"
"Ya gotta stop this truck you bozo!"
"Why's that?"
"Cause the new boss man says so."
"What's the pay?"
"Unlimited access to Pepsi products."
"Pepsi? Fuck that shit, it's just flat Coca Cola."
The demon mafia boss pulls out his gun and pops a good one into the demon driver's head.
"The hell was that for!"
"Fer being so stupid. Now stop this truck before I pop another one into your thick skull."
The driver stops and hops out. A large group of skeleton demons hop out from the back of the truck as well.
"You ain't the boss of me anymore ya traitor. Let's fight sucka!"
Quick! How shall Pepsi-Man and his small group of skeleton demons fight off the larger group of skeleton demons?

>>697992
summon pepsi inside the aggressor's brain cavity, dissolve his brain in carbonation and creamy good taste

Bring out your Pepsi Crossbows!

... I am not sure how this works.

>>698016
Obviously Pepsi crossbows shoot exploding cans of pepsi, which shall shower the area in even more pepsi cans which shall explode into pepsi!

>>698030
Actually, they shoot balloon animals that spray pepsi, then somehow expand and explode into a temporary black hole that sucks the "Anti-Pepsi" from surrounding objects, leaving only the possibility of pepsi for that particular matter.

Again, I am not sure how this works.

Buckwheat 2016/01/31(Sun)17:42 No. 698658 ID: 15a025
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>Bring out your Pepsi Crossbows!
>shoot balloon animals that spray pepsi.
Great thinking! Pepsi-Man whips out his giant crossbow and Pepsi filled balloon animal ammo and starts shooting all the skeletons. Unfortunately, all that really did was soak everyone in Pepsi and ruin the leather seats in the vintage ice cream truck. Looks like Pepsi-Man owes the mayor some new vintage leather seats now.

"Are you done playing around now?"
The skeleton mob boss shoots another hole into the driver's skull.
"You do realize you can't kill me right?"
"What are you talking about ya bonehead?"
"You're the bonehead, bonehead! You can't kill what's already dead. Has your skull gone numb or something?"
Uh-oh, the skeleton demons are immortal! Now how is Pepsi-Man going to take care of them?

>>698658
Soda is bad for your bones.

Specifically, YOUR bones asshole! PEPSI MAN, DRENCH HIM!

osteoporosis, buddy!

Buckwheat 2016/02/03(Wed)16:39 No. 698807 ID: 15a025
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>Soda is bad for your bones. Specifically, YOUR bones asshole! PEPSI MAN, DRENCH HIM!
>osteoporosis, buddy!

Jokes on him them! Pepsi-Man conjures up a massive twenty gallon bottle of Pepsi and shoots it at all the wimpy goons.
"No! It burns!!! This soda is horrible! It's making me feel...feel...so...brittle and weak!"
"Haha let's see you deliver your nasty goods when you're broken up into a million little bone pieces."
Your group of Pepsi loving skeletons start busting up all the loser skeletons who were working for the Coca Cola Company. After delivering a good beating you all sit down and enjoy a nice round of Pepsi.

"Alright Pepsi-Man, where to next?"

>>698807
Does the mayoral office take daily Pepsi lunch breaks?

If not, go to the Pepsi-Mart and stop the switch!

Wherever you go, take some of those Pepsi Loving skeletons with you.

Create a massive Pepsi wave and surfboard your way down to the Pepsi mart and stop that switch. Either that or head off to the hospital.

Buckwheat 2016/02/05(Fri)14:46 No. 699310 ID: 15a025
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>Does the mayoral office take daily Pepsi lunch breaks? If not, go to the Pepsi-Mart and stop the switch!
>Wherever you go, take some of those Pepsi Loving skeletons with you.
The Pepsi loving skeletons are part of your new Pepsi powered justice team. Anyway, no. As much as Pepsi-Man has tried to get daily Pepsi lunch breaks to be a thing, they aren't. He'll have to go stop those monsters from switching the Pepsi with fake Pepsi.

>Create a massive Pepsi wave and surfboard your way down to the Pepsi mart and stop that switch. Either that or head off to the hospital.
Sounds like a great way to get to the Pepsi mart. Pepsi-Man channels his inner Pepsi powers and conjures up a mini Pepsi wave and pulls out a surf board and surfs down to the Pepsi-Mart. Not without his team of skeletons though.

Once there, they all quickly jump in the back of the ice cream truck. Good, Pepsi-Man isn't too late! All the fake Pepsi is still unloaded and not in the store yet. Suddenly, Pepsi-Man gets the growing urge to try the fake Pepsi just to taste how awful the junk is. Should he take a sip?

>>699310
NO! We must remain pure and undiluted.

>>699310
OH DEAR @#$% IS THAT PEPSI-NAISE

NO. Do NOT drink that SHAM.

>>699310
Noooo, that's trap!

What if it poisons you, or corrupts you into Anti-Pepsi man or something. Who would defend the world of Pepsi if you were compromised?

>>699310
No pepsi man! have one of your loyal skeletons try it first!

>>699346
What is pepsi-naise?

You can't. Your body is a temple, Pepsi-Man!

Buckwheat 2016/02/10(Wed)13:12 No. 700749 ID: 15a025
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>NO! We must remain pure and undiluted.
>NO. Do NOT drink that SHAM.
>What if it poisons you, or corrupts you into Anti-Pepsi man or something. Who would defend the world of Pepsi if you were compromised?
Great Scot! What was Pepsi-Man even thinking! It could of died or turned into some hellish monster, bent on destroying N.P.C.! No one could stop him from destroying what he loves. In the midst of worrying about what he might have just caused, someone opens the back door!
"Oh shit it's Pepsi-Man!"
It's too bright out and Pepsi-Man can't tell who this is. Who is this!!!

Its arch nemesis Coca-Cola Man from Coca Cola City! Only he could think of such an evil plan.

*his

It's... JOHN CENA

It's the long time Dynamic Duo of MTN Dew-man and Doritos-boy!

>>700792
BLAM
THE EMPEROR

Buckwheat 2016/02/14(Sun)15:05 No. 701918 ID: 15a025
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>It's the long time Dynamic Duo of MTN Dew-man and Doritos-boy!

A bratty and snotty voice shouts into the truck again
"This is im..impossible!!! He said those boneheads would be able to finish you f-for good!"
It's just Doritos-boy. This should be pretty easy. Pepsi-Man asks him where MTN Dew-Man is though.
"He...he's sitting at home playing his new games on Steam."
Ha, what a lazy bum. Only MTN Dew-Man would be this lazy. Pepsi-Man asks Doritos-boy what the grand scheme for today is.
"You would like to know that wouldn't you? Well, let's just say our good old buddy in the north pole has a fool proof plan to end you once and for all and let us help him with it."

Pepsi-Man just laughs and pats the sad excuse of a mascot on the back. How shall he take care of this nerdy loser?

>>701918
pat him on the back a bit harder so he breaks in two.

>>701918
THAT TRAITOR! We were brothers under the guidance of our mentor, PepsiCo! We were supposed to bring balance to the soft drinks market, not leave it in chaos!
Truly these are dark times.
We must call on our fellow soft drink champions! Mug Man and The Sierra Miss! They must still be true to the way of PepsiCo!

>>702075
>Mug Man
I think you're the traitor! Don't you know Mug is a Coca Cola Product!

>>702080
I understand your confusion, my good fellow, but you are thinking of the dastardly Barq's and the vile fiend The Barqaneer, champions of Coca Cola!
It was in 1986 that PepsiCo took the misguided Mug Man under their banner of softs drinks equality and the great global quench. Since then they have been a proud champion of justice, despite their past.
If you still do not believe me, simply utilize the world wide web to access PepsiCo's public database (PepsiCo need not withhold any secrets from their people!) to see for yourself.

Crush his Dorito inventory into fine dust, combine Dorito powder with ranch dip, and serve with Ruffles.

Feed to skeletons.

>>701918
Perhaps he deserves mercy, in memory of the mission we once shared. But we cannot allow him to escape and warn MTN Dew-Man! Quickly, incapacitate him inside a bag containing a disproportionate amount of air in relation to the amount of Doritos, in order to prevent him from breaching the sides!

>>702075
Well if we're ever going to call for back up it would be The Pepsi Product Placement (Triple P) Avengers

Buckwheat 2016/02/15(Mon)15:12 No. 702164 ID: 15a025
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>Perhaps he deserves mercy, in memory of the mission we once shared. But we cannot allow him to escape and warn MTN Dew-Man! Quickly, incapacitate him inside a bag containing a disproportionate amount of air in relation to the amount of Doritos, in order to prevent him from breaching the sides!
Pepsi-Man loves the idea of showing mercy to his enemies. He fondly remembers the good old days when he and a few of the other mascots banded together to crush that evil Coca Cola Company, but unfortunately many have started to give in to the Coca Cola Company's powers and betrayed Pepsi-Man. For now Pepsi-Man shall simply arrest Doritos-boy and question him later. He uses his Pepsi powers to make some frozen Pepsi handcuffs to immobilize the young ex-super hero.

"Yikes! That's ca ca cold!"
Pepsi-Man orders his skeletons to take out Doritos-boy's skeletons. This task is quickly accomplished.

"No! My skeleton army you've failed me!"
Hmm... Pepsi-Man just thought of a genius punishment for this delinquent super hero. Maybe he should make Doritos-boy drink all the fake Pepsi! Should he do it?

>>702164
Be warned: if that fake Pepsi was made by who I think it was made by, then this stuff is more poisonous than URANIUM.

Just arrest the fellow. He doesn't deserve EggCoke with the eggshells still in.

And this stuff might be even NASTIER.

Make that commie drink up.

I dunno, though, what if it just deepens his corruption?

Buckwheat 2016/02/16(Tue)15:37 No. 702444 ID: 15a025
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>Just arrest the fellow. He doesn't deserve EggCoke with the eggshells still in.
>I dunno, though, what if it just deepens his corruption?

Gasp! What was Pepsi-Man thinking. He won't make the poor lad drink the foul stuff in the long wrong. Pepsi-Man will need to question him though. Only problem is, he needs to stop some more vintage ice cream trucks from sending this stuff out as well. If only he could be in two places at once... or can he? Quick! What flavor of Pepsi-Man summon to help him be in two places at once?

This looks like a job for Cherry Pepsi, one of the few variants capable of retaining that same great taste while still managing to be different.

Pepsi NEX!

>>702499
Agreed, Cherry Pepsi will do nicely.

Cherry Pepsiman to the day.

Buckwheat 2016/02/17(Wed)15:32 No. 702713 ID: 15a025
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>Cherry Pepsi powers!
Pepsi-Man works his Pepsi magic and summons up a Cherry Pepsi-Man and orders him to stop the remaining vintage ice cream trucks from delivering the fake Pepsi all over town. He nods and dashes off. Then Pepsi-Man picks up Doritos boy and his surf board and surfs off to the N.P.C. police department and start investigating.

"I ain't talking ya flat soda jerk."
This is going to be one tough interrogation. Pepsi-Man pulls out his first Pepsi of the session here and wonders what to even ask Doritos-boy?

Of course the first thing to ask him is if he'd like a Pepsi.

Ask if he'd like to see his stash burnt

And by stash I mean the entire Doritos Banned Superbowl Ads collection.

>>702713
Claim you're with the Illuminati and only want to confirm some rumors you've heard around town. If that doesn't work, point out that the top half of a pepsi bottle is vaguely triangle shaped.

Ask if he's with the Illuminati and if you can join up.

Buckwheat 2016/02/18(Thu)13:42 No. 703137 ID: 15a025
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>Of course the first thing to ask him is if he'd like a Pepsi.
Yes, Pepsi-Man asks Doritos-Boy if he'd like a Pepsi.
"Yuck, no thanks. I'd rather have a coke or some mountain dew."
Sounds like they've got the poor sap brain washed into liking their nasty product!

>Ask if he'd like to see his stash burnt and by stash I mean the entire Doritos Banned Superbowl Ads collection.
"You wouldn't dare touch those ads. You wouldn't dare!"
Seems like Pepsi-Man has the upper hand on this interrogation now. What should he ask next?

>>703137
Is the Coca-Cola Corps making you do this?

Buckwheat 2016/02/24(Wed)15:15 No. 705144 ID: 15a025
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>Is the Coca-Cola Corps making you do this?
Pepsi-Man asks Doritos boy if the Coca-Cola corp. put him up to this.
"Uh, duh. We've been secretly working with them for years now. God you're dense Pepsi-Man. Taking N.P.C. is only just the first part of our grand scheme. A mere stepping stone in our quest for-whops, almost let the cat out of the bag there."

Pepsi-Man prepares to ask another question when all of a sudden someone bursts through the wall.
"OH YEAH!!!"
It's Kool-Aid Man! Surely he's here to help Pepsi-..no he just grabbed Doritos boy and started to run off. Now what is Pepsi-Man going to do?

Go on a roid rage

>>705144
Kool-aid man made one fatal flaw. Being born.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOO1cMTkSg

GET IN YOUR PEPSI MOBILE AND RACE THROUGH THE BAD SECTION OF N.P.C. following in his path of destruction as he crashes through walls and buildings. Your only venue of action is to dive into his exposed fluid and do a pepsi transfer.

Kool-aid man, must become...another pepsi man.

>>705331
Perhaps a caffeinated rampage would be more appropriate. And by rampage, I mean a well aimed don't-just-stand-there-run-after-them.

I think the actual best course of action is to sugar rush after him.

his power to bust through walls comes from his mass not his speed. chase him!

Grab a gun and just bleed Kool-Aid Man out. Actually, grab a grenade launcher that fires vibration-treated Pepsi cans!

Shatter him.

You should drink the kool-aid

Buckwheat 2016/03/11(Fri)22:33 No. 708415 ID: 15a025
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>his power to bust through walls comes from his mass not his speed. chase him!
>I think the actual best course of action is to sugar rush after him.
But how will Pepsi-Man chase the Kool-Aid Man?

>GET IN YOUR PEPSI MOBILE AND RACE THROUGH THE BAD SECTION OF N.P.C. following in his path of destruction as he crashes through walls and buildings.
Pepsi-Man hops into the sacred Pepsi Mobile and chases down that rampaging, rotten red, wall wreaker.
That monster is breaking the fragile walls of the poor run down Pepsi Orphanages and putting them to sleep with his evil communist drink! How can Pepsi-Man save his people from this sugary drink mascot of terror and retrieve Doritos-Boy?

FIRE THE ORPHANS AT HIM! THEIR DISTURBINGLY LOW-BARITONE PEPSI-VOICES WILL SHATTER HIS SKULL!!!

>Pepsi-Cola car
Guys I don't think this is the real Pepsi-Man or he's in a rigged car.

>making orphans drink the kool aid
What kind of monster is he.

>what do
Pepsi firehose. We'll flush and rinse him with Pepsi until we've washed and diluted that foul fluid filling his bowl away too nothing.

...that does mean there will be a lot of Pepsi runoff into the sewer, but really, that will only improve the sewers.

Shatter him with a hammer, duh.

Buckwheat 2016/03/14(Mon)16:23 No. 709268 ID: 15a025
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>Guys I don't think this is the real Pepsi-Man or he's in a rigged car.
Oh no! The Pepsi mobile is rigged with a bomb and it's going to go kaboom if the fake Pepsi mobile slows down to under 50 mph!

>We'll flush and rinse him with Pepsi until we've washed and diluted that foul fluid filling his bowl away too nothing.
While speeding up thePepsi mobile, Pepsi blasts shots of powerful Pepsi into the kool aid man. It'll take him awhile to rinse him out of...hey wait a second! This stuff isn't kool-aid, it's...red Coca Cola!
What shall Pepsi-Man do now with this sudden turn of events?

the clear solution is to drink another pepsi to flush out this foul liquid

I'd recommend taking cover. Who knows what could happen if Pepsi and Coke mix? The results could be catastrophic!

You should shoot out slick Pepsi onto the road so that he falls over. I doubt he can push himself back onto his feet with arms that short.

Buckwheat 2016/04/16(Sat)19:07 No. 717112 ID: 15a025
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>You should shoot out slick Pepsi onto the road so that he falls over. I doubt he can push himself back onto his feet with arms that short.
Good thinking! Pepsi-Man shoots out some slippery and slick Pepsi and laughs as the fake Kool-Aid Man falls and shatters into a hunderads of tiny pieces of glass, dropping Doritos-Boy, and slicing up the fake Pepsi-Mobile's tires! Pepsi-Man quickly hops out of the car and catches the heinous mascot.
"Ha! You can't hold me Pepsi-Man! Not without getting burnt by the magical power of my spicy Doritos flavored powers that is!"
No! He's spicy flavoring...it burns Pepsi-Man badly and he drops the sinister snack mascot onto the ground. Suddenly the sky gets rather dark! There's a giant flying polar bear ship soaring the skies, and it's sucking up Doritos-Boy!
"Till we meet again, Pepsi....Pepsi...something some insulting pun-man!"
Drats! He got away...

"Pepsi-Man! I need your help!"
Why it's Spot! The 7-Up mascot, what could he need Pepsi-Man's help with?
"Pepsi-Man! The Coca-Cola Company's taken over my 7-up Beach and Casino Resort island! Not only that, but they've got all the vacationers locked up in the basement with nothing to drink but Coca-Cola! You've got to help me save them! If you do, I'll join up with you in an alliance to stop the Coca-Cola Company. What do you say?"

I knew the real Kool-aid Man would never abandon his morals of healthy fruit flavored kids drink.
Wait if that was a fake Kool-aid Man then where is the real one!?
OH NO he's been captured hasn't he? He's probably being subjected to horrible CoCola torture as we speak.
Darn it, we can't handle all of this on our own. Are Powerade and Gatorade still fighting?

We gotta help cool spot! I mean, how could we not help him out? He's just too cool to turn down!

The enemy of your enemy is your friend, so of course you have to help him.
Also once that's all over you two should should go somewhere to celebrate and mix your flavors

It's a trap!

Punch the red button until he explodes!

1/2 Buckwheat 2016/04/22(Fri)18:14 No. 718494 ID: 15a025
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I knew the real Kool-aid Man would never abandon his morals of healthy fruit flavored kids drink.
Wait if that was a fake Kool-aid Man then where is the real one!?
Pepsi-Man feels like the Kool-Aid Man might also be in danger! Suddenly, he gets a phone call from Cherry Pepsi-Man!
"Pepsi-Man! I've finally stopped all the ice cream trucks and return them to the mayor! What would you like me to do next?"
Pepsi-Man tells Cherry Pepsi-Man that the Kool-Aid Man has gone missing and needs to be saved! He asks if Cherry-Pepsi Man would go on the lookout for him, but to watch out for evil clones as well!
"You've got it man!"

>The enemy of your enemy is your friend, so of course you have to help him.
>We gotta help cool spot! I mean, how could we not help him out? He's just too cool to turn down!
Pepsi-Man agrees to help Cool-Spot and rescue his little resort island.
*Cool-Spot Joins the Party!*
Cool-Spot isn't all the strong anymore. His only real power is shooting out highly carbonated bubbles of 7-up. Pepsi-Man is sure that Cool-Spot could re-gain some of his other powers if he starts drinking a lot of 7-up again.

>Assignment Complete: Save the Mayor's Vintage Ice Cream Trucks!
> New Assignment: Kick the Coca-Cola Company out of Cool-Spot's island resort!
>New Side-Task: Find the real Kool-Aid Man!
>New Side-Task: Find tons of 7-up for Cool-Spot to drink

Buckwheat 2016/04/22(Fri)18:14 No. 718495 ID: 15a025
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>Later at the 7-up Beach and Casino Resort island.
"Those monsters! Look at what they did to my sign! Hey Pepsi-Man, how are we going to get in un-noticed? They've posted two bouncers up at the entrance plus some people trying to get in!"

Quick! Pepsi-Man must think of a way to get in un-detected!

Set up a drive-thru movie theater! Coca-Cola polar bears are required by contract to do an advertisement before every Coca-Cola sponsored movie!

You drive towards the entrance in armored truck clad in the finest of Pepsi Co's armor and with heavy Pepsi weaponry. You burst through the back door of truck and mow down the bouncers. Pepsi man then procedes into the building

Put on a giant polar bear suit and go in threw the back door.

Buckwheat 2016/05/04(Wed)17:14 No. 720997 ID: 15a025
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>Put on a giant polar bear suit and go in threw the back door.
>Set up a drive-thru movie theater! Coca-Cola polar bears are required by contract to do an advertisement before every Coca-Cola sponsored movie!
Hmm... this might take a bit for Pepsi-Man to accomplish. Good thing he has Cool Spot around to help him build the drive-thru movies theater or else it might never get done!
Pepsi-Man and Cool Spot manage to sneak off and get some pretty top notch Polar-Bear costumes and then build a drive in movie theater right by the Casino. Once completed they rush off to the bouncers and inform them that they need to go do some emergency pre-Coca Cola movie advertising pronto!
"Wew! Thanks for letting us know, We weren't even aware about that new drive in. Think you could cover our shifts for us while we go do this?"

>>720997
>Think you could cover our shifts for us while we go do this?
Yeah, sure, no problem. We got your back.

Tell them they gotta pay up to keep things hush hush.

Buckwheat 2016/05/07(Sat)13:07 No. 721623 ID: 15a025
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>Tell them they gotta pay up to keep things hush hush.
Pepsi-Man informs them he needs some cash to keep their mess up a secret from the higher ups
"Ah what a jip! Whatever, here's some tokens for playing the slots.
*Pepsi-Man receives 50 COCA-COLA SLOT MACHINE TOKENS.*
"Thanks again new guy!"

Once the coast is clear, Pepsi-Man and Cool-Spot head inside where they're met by a strong looking Polar Bear.
"You the new guys? Don't look all that great to me. Whatever. There's some ruckuss going on over by the slots. Some cheetah guy is cheating at the slots. Think you can take care of him?"

>>721623
Suuuuuure.

Sir yes sir!

> Familiar Cheetah
... Shave his beard.

SLOTS!!!

Use the tokens to bribe tourists to make a distraction. Also offer them Pepsi in Coca-Cola labeled glasses.

1/2 Buckwheat 2016/05/10(Tue)17:47 No. 722476 ID: 15a025
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>... Shave his beard.
Pepsi-Man and Cool-Spot currently lack the tools to shave other people's beards.

>Sir yes sir!
Pepsi-Man tells the polar bear he'd be more than glad to take care of this cheating monster! How dare someone try to cheat their way to fame and fortune. Even if it's from Pepsi-Man's enemies, Pepsi-Man does not tolerate heinous crimes like cheating at the slots!

>Use the tokens to bribe tourists to make a distraction. Also offer them Pepsi in Coca-Cola labeled glasses.
But what would Pepsi-Man have them make a distraction from? Pepsi-Man asks the guard polar bear for some Coca-Cola Brand Drinking Glasses so he can also serve some drinks on his way.
"Sure, one second.
The polar bear leaves and comes back with a platter of glasses.

"Now go show that cheater who's the boss.

2/2 Buckwheat 2016/05/10(Tue)17:48 No. 722477 ID: 15a025
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Pepsi-Man and Cool-Spot aproach the slot machines and hand out a few tasty Pepsis on the way. Upon arriving by the slots they see a familiar wild food mascot ramming tokens into a slot machine.

Ah rad! Think you could hand me another one of those wild drinks attendant dude! All this winning here is making me work up a thirst!

Your company sponsors Cheetos, so you can eat those. Trade Pepsi for Cheetos and some tokens.

"Enough with the penny arcades. Cash out and prepare for the heist of the century!"

Tell him thins are about to get...dangerously cheesy.

Punish this cheater. Even though he's harming our enemies he's also harming our pepsi casino economy.

Buckwheat 2016/05/16(Mon)13:11 No. 723767 ID: 15a025
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>Your company sponsors Cheetos, so you can eat those. Trade Pepsi for Cheetos and some tokens.
Pepsi-Man hands Chester a glass of Pepsi in a Coke glass
"Thanks dude! Here man, have some cheetos on the house.

> "Enough with the penny arcades. Cash out and prepare for the heist of the century!"
Pepsi-Man ask Chester to step aside for a moment to talk about some serious business
"Hey man if this is about my mad slot skills then tell your boss he's just jelly I'm kicking tail at these things."

Pepsi-Man assures him it isn't. The three proceed into a janitors closet where Pepsi-Man takes the disguise off.

"Whoa check it out dude! It's Pepsi-Man! What are you doing behind enemy lines?
Pepsi-Man could ask the same to him but will pass on that for now. He asks Chester if he'd like in on this heist of theirs.

"Sounds cool dude! How do you plan on blowing this pop stand?

>>723767
...with PEPSI and mentos bombs, perhaps? Wait, what were we trying to do, again? ...Oh, we're kicking Coke out of this casino they stole. Umm...perhaps we need to find the head of command, here, and subvert/threaten/jail them out of here. Uh...take Chester to the brig? Maybe opportunities for shenanigans will arise on the way.

With pepsi cheetos

1/2 Buckwheat 2016/05/26(Thu)22:58 No. 726264 ID: 15a025
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>Uh...take Chester to the brig? Maybe opportunities for shenanigans will arise on the way.
Pepsi-Man, Cool-Spot, and Chester make plans to pull some shenanigans in the brig. Assuming there is one.
*Chester Cheetah joins the Pepsi-Party!

Chester Cheetah is a long time master in the art of being a cool dude. His powers surpass Cool-Spot's, but Cool Spot's still cooler than him. Chester's powers allow him to manipulate Cheetos in a way like Pepsi-Man can manipulate Pepsi. Pepsi-Man and Chester can also use the ancient drink and snack combo fusion power attack blast of chaos. Their special fusion combo power creates the ultimate and most perfect snack known to Pepsi kind, the Pepsi-Cheetos. With great taste also comes great power, and with great power, comes stupid limitations. The Pepsi-Cheetos take up a crazy amount of both Chester and Pepsi-Man's power, they can only be made and used once a day.

2/2 Buckwheat 2016/05/26(Thu)22:58 No. 726265 ID: 15a025
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Pepsi-Man and co are now in the basement jail place below the casino where a lazy guard lies in a chair snoring away. Shall Pepsi-Man have some fun with the guard, or continue on exploring the basement?

Shave/dye him to look like a panda?
Wake him up yelling "There's an emergency, you're needed at [insert random stupid place here]!"
Replace his drink/coffee in the coffee machine with Pepsi Kona.

Suffocate and drown the bear until he is brainwashed by the flavor overload!

rolled 13 = 13

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Roll to seduce the bear

Shave him.

Buckwheat 2016/05/30(Mon)15:20 No. 726847 ID: 15a025
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>Roll to seduce the bear
Unfortunately, Pepsi-Man and co. don't have enough friendship points with the guard to attempt seduction.

>Replace his drink/coffee in the coffee machine with Pepsi Kona.
Genius idea! Pepsi-Man focuses his powers and conjures up the a can of Pepsi-Kona. It's been ages since he's made one of these. Pepsi-Man sneaks the guard's coffee drink away and pours the can into the mug.

>Wake him up yelling "There's an emergency, you're needed at [insert random stupid place here]!"
Pepsi-Man yells at the guard to get up! He informs the guard he's needed at the gift shop to stop some Seven up loving monster from breaking all the wonderful Coca-Cola themed merchandise.
"That monster! Here, have a seat and watch the cells for me. I'll go put an end to that fools freedom."
The guard runs off with his coffee mug of Pepsi Kona and drops some keys on the way out. Cool-Spot picks them up.
Pepsi-Man and friends delve deeper into the basement floor of the building and discover a massive hall of jail cells.

"Hey who's there? Hey let us out man! It's cold down here!"

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Pepsi-Man and co rush in to see every single jail cell is filled with cool spots!
"You gotta let us out man! We're losing our cool down here and can't take it anymore!"
Pepsi-Man quickly grabs the set of keys from Cool-Spot and inserts them into the cell door. Before he can turn it and open the cell, a cold bone chilling voice comes from somewhere in the room.

"I hope you weren't planning on letting all those little red weirdos out, where you?"

Pepsi-Man turns around and sees one of the most horrifying and monstrous things he's ever seen in his entire life. How can he fight such a powerful and menacing looking creature!

>>730849
punch it in the soda dick

Pour out it's contents into the toxic waste disposal, where it belongs.

Just chug him down man.

>>730849
Toss a mentos into the maw.

1/2 Buckwheat 2016/07/04(Mon)21:19 No. 733760 ID: 15a025
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>punch it in the soda dick
Pepsi-Man goes in for the legendary Pepsi Nut Punch! Unfortunetly, the giant Coca-Cola can monster counters by biting Pepsi-Man's arm! Pepsi-Man manages to break free from the powerful Coca-Cola can's jaw, but hurts his arm in the process
.
>Pour out its contents into the toxic waste disposal, where it belongs
Unfortunately for Pepsi-Man, the nearest toxic waste disposal is a long ways away. Pepsi-Man will have to crush this monstrous can of toxic soda first.

>Toss a mentos into the maw.
Pepsi-Man digs into his pockets to discover a brand new thing of mentos hiding in there. Pepsi-Man quickly tosses the entire into the monster's mouth.
"Mmmm tasty! Thanks for-"
The sinister Coca-Cola monster explodes into a foamy mess!

Suddenly a shadow figure lurks out from the corner...

2/2 Buckwheat 2016/07/04(Mon)21:20 No. 733761 ID: 15a025
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"Not bad Pepsi-Man. I see you and your little friends sure made a mess in here."
Cool-Spot leaps in front of Pepsi-Man as the mysterious figure shoots out a stream of soda.
"Give it up! Your no match for the three of us!"
"Are you sure about that Cool-Spot? Do you even remember who I am?"
"No...this can't be possible!"
"Oh but it is Spot! Remember you good old pal Fresh up Freddie?!"
"Why are you here?"
"That jolly old polar bear gave me an offer I couldn't refuse! Take over this island casino and sell Coca-Cola products and get unlimited soda powers in return? Who'd pass that one up? Now, let's settle the score after all these years Spot! Just me versus you!"
"The just powers of cool and awesomeness will always prevail Freddie! Give me your best shot!"
"Oh ho ho no! I'm much more classy than you Spot! You can have the first swing!"

Pepsi-Man and Chesta Cheetah have temporarily left party! Cool-Spot is now the leader!

How shall Cool-Spot hand Freddie a righteous serving of bubbly pain?

>>733761
Summon the ghost of Colonel Sanders to cook that chicken.

Use promotional partner powers: KFC
Get a free Pepsi or 7-up with any purchase of a KFC family meal!!

Summon Shiny Bottlecap Collection

Fire the shinies at his beak and let the traitor bleed from his greed

>>733761
We must use the dark arts to defeat our own blackened past. Utter these words and summon fourth the dandy suited chicken eaten demon.
PepsiCo Fast foods begat Tricon; Tricon ate the flesh of yorkshire and declared it Yum! COLONEL OF THE CHICKENS HELL, DRESSED IN THE AUSTERE WHITE OF ENDLESS SLAVERING HUNGER, AN SHAPELESS FACE! A KNOWN FORM! I SUMMON YOU!

and make no mistake, despite his cordial nature, he is a monster, make no deals with him beyond the exchange of chicken flesh then leave him be.

1/3 Buckwheat 2016/07/16(Sat)21:11 No. 736347 ID: 15a025
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>Use promotional partner powers: KFC Get a free Pepsi or 7-up with any purchase of a KFC family meal!!
Cool-Spot whips out his magical KFC promotion coupon and uses it. The ghost of Colonel Sanders appears and hands Cool Spot some Chicken which he shares with Pepsi-Man and that Cheetos dude. He saves the 7-up for himself and chugs it down!

Cool-Spot has regained a small portion of his gnarly soda powers back! Cool-Spot can now conjure up a 7-up soda powered bubble shield!

2/3 Buckwheat 2016/07/16(Sat)21:11 No. 736348 ID: 15a025
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"You little cheat! Alright let's see how you like my dirty little tricks!"
Fresh-up Freddie summons the 7-up car and runs over Cool-Spot with it!

3/3 Buckwheat 2016/07/16(Sat)21:12 No. 736349 ID: 15a025
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>Summon Shiny Bottle-cap Collection. Fire the shinies at his beak and let the traitor bleed from his greed
Cool-Spot conjures up an old collection of bottle cap and uses his 7-up bubbles to fling them at Freddie for extra damage!
"I thought you were an honorable fighter Cool-Spot! Resorting to these cheap weapons is very far from being cool!"
Fresh-Up Freddie is stunned from the bottle cap assault! Cool-Spot gets an extra turn!
"You little cheat! This ain't fair!"

What will Cool-Spot do for his extra turn?

Electric 7Up + Telephone Pole = Dead Rising 3 Electric Staff DO IT DO IT DO IT FRY THE @#$%ER AND BRING SANDERS BACK TO PREPARE HIS FLESH DO IT

I thought Colenol Sanders was gonna fry up Freddy for the KFC. What kind of vengeful ghost just provides buffs without horribly maiming or killing anyone?

>"You little cheat! This ain't fair!"
What, it's not fair that you attacked me when my powers were low, and I had the audacity to fight back?

Suck it up, chicken.

>What will Cool-Spot do for his extra turn?
Rummage through Freddie's pockets while he can't move, steal back the keys for the 7-up car, and anything else he happens to have.

>>736574
Look pepsiman in the eyes while the chicken is stunned.
"Remember me." two will fall in this moment, but your sacrifice will forever echo in the hearts and minds of all pepsidom and parent company brands.

http://www.chef-in-training.com/2012/06/easy-7-up-marinade/

Buckwheat 2016/08/01(Mon)09:23 No. 740022 ID: 15a025
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>Electric 7Up + Telephone Pole = Dead Rising 3 Electric Staff DO IT DO IT DO IT FRY THE @#$%ER AND BRING SANDERS BACK TO PREPARE HIS FLESH DO IT
Unfortunately, Cool-Spot doesn't have a telephone poll or a can of Electric 7up. Cool-Spot is also out of KFC summoning items.

>Rummage through Freddie's pockets while he can't move, steal back the keys for the 7-up car, and anything else he happens to have.
Cool-Spot steals back the keys to the 7-up car, as well as the fifty bucks in Freddie's wallet....and the wallet itself as well.
"HEY! Stealing is not cool man! Thankfully you didn't find this!"

Freddie whips out a coca cola gun!
"Any last words, soda jerk?"

Can Pepsi Man come back and summon a Pepsi gatling gun?

>>740022
He's... threatening you with a glass gun. A gun made of glass.

Just hit it with anything and watch it blow up in his face.

1/3 Buckwheat 2016/09/18(Sun)10:45 No. 748421 ID: 15a025
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>He's... threatening you with a glass gun. A gun made of glass.
>Just hit it with anything and watch it blow up in his face.
"Yeah, equipping items takes your turn up."
"So what? I'll just blast you next turn then. Unless you honestly think you can kill me right here and now?"

Cool-Spot breaks the gun by throwing a rock off the ground at it

"Oh lord it burns! It burns! This isn't Coca Cola at all! It's ACID!"
Suddenly the ghost of Colonel Sanders returns to the battle field. His ghostly hands clutch onto Fresh up Freddie. Sanders starts dragging Freddie into a ghostly portal.
"No! I had deal with that polar bear! You can't take me back there! I don't wanna- nooooooo!

2/3 Buckwheat 2016/09/18(Sun)10:46 No. 748422 ID: 15a025
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Colonel Sanders and Fresh up Freddie have left the battle field, thus making Cool-Spot the winner by forfeit. As a reward for his victory, Cool-Spot get's a 7-up powered pistol with never ending ammunition.

Cool-Spot re-joins Pepsi-Man's team and Pepsi-Man becomes the leader again.

3/3 Buckwheat 2016/09/18(Sun)10:46 No. 748424 ID: 15a025
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Pepsi-Man congratulates Cool-Spot on his victory against another deluded Coca Cola fool. Togeather they all work on freeing the other detained Cool-Spots from their cells. Upon opening the cells, an alarm goes off and a blaring red light turns on. Quick! What should Pepsi-Man do?

>>748424
Short the alarm out with soda!

Use your Pepsi powers to teleport everyone out of here, duh.

shoot the alarm and quickly lead everyone out of the building.

Feed the hostages some soda, shoot the lights, and fire blindly into the dark until you reach the exit!

Buckwheat 2016/12/30(Fri)08:36 No. 769110 ID: 15a025
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>Use your Pepsi powers to teleport everyone out of here, duh.
Pepsi-Man starts conjuring up a giant wave of Pepsi to teleport everyone back to Pepsi Co HQ. Within moments, the room floods with a giant wave of Pepsi! It sweeps everyone out of the room and into a Pepsi powered Pepsi Bottle Rocket Ship that carries them back to HQ!
It's been a long day for Pepsi-Man and his allies. Everyone involved is going to need to rest up, especially Pepsi-Man! For after they rest up their next target will be...
Choose where Pepsi-Man will go for the next thread

>>769110
The inside of Pepsi Man's body

>>769118
The fiends!! They have some how found a way to infect Pepsi-Mans' body with microscopic assailants!!
Pepsi-Man may have no choice but to venture into the minuscule world of his own body to thwart their attempts at Cola Sabotage.
Join us next time for the epic continuation of PEPSIMAN™ and the CCCCCC Conspiracy©