Zepave 2009/11/04(Wed)04:23 No. 72324 ID: b1e366
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I'll just... ugh... ever so slightly...

>>72324
Zepave, you fucking pedophile, she's only eleven!

>>72324
J-J-J-JAM IT IN

>>72324
Good! Now thrust with all your elven might!

Give into your lust.
Trust your feelings, you know it to be true.

Good job, this is the first step towards improved goblin-elf relations. Now you can disagree with dorfs about everything.

>>72324
That is, not at all like cuddling.

>>72324
Look at her face first.

Surely even the penis of an elf can pierce her hymen.

>>72372
Don't just look into her face though.

Stare, wide eyed, at her. Mouth agape, eyes blank and wide, staring as you slowly penetrate.

Don't blink the entire time you sex her, breathing wetly through your gaping maw.

Horrifying sex is the best kind.

>>72417

This is terrifying.

Suggestion 2009/11/04(Wed)14:02 No. 72466 ID: 59fd60
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>>72417

>>72324

in b4 that's her navel or something silly like that

>>72417
Don't forget to shout "NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW" as you orgasm.

>>72417
>>72511
How about, not.

Zepave 2009/11/05(Thu)00:51 No. 72740 ID: b1e366
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"Ah... I didn't think you had the guts..."

'I will have you know I have plenty of gu- Ngh... -ts.'

>>72740
Stimulate her ear again. She seemed to like that.

>>72740
Lick your thumb and stick it in her ear hole. Goblins love that shit, trust me on that one.

Lick her eye

>>72740
How is it man?

I've heard once you go gobbo, that's it for your knobbo.

Might want to make sure she isn't planning to kill you.

>>72740
Nibble her ear.

Suggestion 2009/11/05(Thu)05:31 No. 72753 ID: dda9dd
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>>72740
Zepave Cilithiliri, Your actions bring great shame to your eldars. Behold the gaze of their judgment... and some moderate amusement.

She may be short but she has some nice large titties. Give it to her good.

>>72740
Lean over and kiss her, that'll stop her from making any more snarky comments.

>>72763
I'll second this. Cut her snark by occupying her mouth.

>>72763
Do it. Then nibble her ears too.

You know what'll shut her up? Slamfucking that Goblin. Really put the spurs to her.

Be Romantic.

>>72740
Be
Aggressive
B
E
Aggressive.

Zepave 2009/11/05(Thu)20:25 No. 72897 ID: b1e366
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>>72748
"Ew... Gross! Elf drool!"

What's wrong with elf drool? Oh well, try an ear massage, those still seem like a potent area.

May as well get some rhythm going, just remember to pace yourself and give twice as much as you take.

If your going to shame Elven-kind then your going to to it well dammit!

>>72897
You'd better not pull out, you coward.

Knock her up with your passion.

Fade to black so we can explore the cave.

>>72897

Nibble her ear as you do this suggestion: >>72776

>>72909
And grope a tit as well.

pee in her asshole

Pull out and slam it in her asshole. If she complains tell her that's how elves do it

Zepave 2009/11/07(Sat)17:56 No. 73930 ID: b1e366
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>>72762
>>72776
>>72828

I lay her down on my cloak and take the initiative. She quickly loses the capacity for snide remarks or any speech at all. She quickly reaches her peak and I follow soon after...

>>73930
Now, cuddle, and stay awake to see if she wants another round.
This is of vital importance.

Zepave 2009/11/07(Sat)17:58 No. 73933 ID: b1e366
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Suddenly the realization washes over me and I can't help but wonder... What did I just do!?

>>73930
>She quickly reaches her peak and I follow soon after...

You two are pathetic.

Cuddle, I guess.

Zepave 2009/11/07(Sat)17:59 No. 73937 ID: b1e366
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"Hey, Loverboy... Ready for round two?"

AAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!~

>>73933
Something awesome.

>>73933
>what did I just do?

Entertained a bunch of neckbeard voyeurs. :Dc

But seriously, just cuddle.

>>73933
You just made sweet love to a hot chick, something men of your race rarely accomplish.

Suck it up, hairdresser! This is a time for celebration.

>>73933
I warned you...

Guess your a renegade now. Anybody going to come looking for you when you don't come back?

9 months later...

See, if you were human, you wouldn't have these hangups about it.

>What did I just do?

A female goblin.

Weren't you paying attention?