>>658226

"Hm.. dreamtime dress-up, or did that accusation of being a Succubus have some weight to it, Concu?"

Eadoo's getting complacent. This is an early stage so just smack her until she gets up.

Today did NOT go well; you've made enemies of two powerful individuals, who could have been allies. You need to track Gorister or Angel down tomorrow, though the Orange Prism ioun stone should help with that.

Give a full report of all of today's activities, and then get Eadoo's opinion on the situation.

Disregard succubus, examine house.

Eadoo's not the only one getting complacent.

Pull the succubus off Eadoo in fact. Succubi are dangerous and we honestly have to be a bit harsh with Eadoo anyway. It's stern lecture time.

Playtime was fun, but if you wanna be king you gotta do more than fuck people. You gotta go out and win the heart of the people, and then you have to build that into a kingdom. This isn't some mystic destiny and the peasants aren't gonna bow to you because you fulfilled some prophecy. Why the hell have you been spending days in bed when there's so much to do? We are supposed to be your advisors, yet you leave it all in our hands? Tomorrow wake up and start to build the kingdom you envisioned and don't let such imps hold you back.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/26(Sun)18:32 No. 658356 ID: 939c7f
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>>658301
>>658341
>just smack her until she gets up.

>You threaten to attack the devil but she regresses.

Succubus - Fear not nephilim, I would never harm a king such as this. Even if I wanted to, she is part succubus, It would be fruitless.

>>658229
Gat - [...]Concu?

Succubus - No, not I. Allow me to present myself I am Der-Weg Von Blumen. A pleasure~

Gat - Today did NOT go well; you've made enemies of two powerful individuals, who could have been allies.

Eadoo - Well I appear to have landed us an ally so that breaks even.

Gat - You gotta go out and win the heart of the people, and then you have to build that into a kingdom.

Eadoo - I agree, There is lots to do, and I'm almost done healing from my injuries, I can go out and act even with a closing wound.

Gat - This isn't some mystic destiny and the peasants aren't gonna bow to you because you fulfilled some prophecy.

Eadoo - Well actually, Miss Der-Meg is here on behalf of a very interesting prophecy. I figured however, I'd ask your opinion before jumping headlong into anything...

Meg - Yes, I am from the township of Godoi, or crystal cove as the imperials would call it... We're independent, free of hell and the empire, both... I was sent here to meet with the black fate prince. our oracles believe that she and the nephilim can bridge a kingdom between earth and hell, and finally bring an end to the senseless fewd between it and mortals. The oracle also has high hopes that you might finally bring peace to heaven and hell and end the war, but I personally believe that to be beyond anyone's reach...

Eadoo - See? I wasn't doing "nothing" all day~

Meg - I didn't believe the prophecy myself... Until I saw it with my own eyes... Surely there can be no doubt, this kobold, this king, this is true faith~ ... All the proof the world should ever need, all enclosed within this perfect rod... Can you not see it? Can you not feel it? There is so much contained within... Both mortal and godlike, both pure and raw, man and woman, Angel and devil, righteous and sober. this is truly all of the above...

>The devil starts worshiping the kings rod.

Meg - Contained within, arcane secrets yet to be discovered, divine power that could smite the land and raise the dead. This cock, this phallus, this mountain, It is truly amazing, and take my word for it, I am an expert on dicks~! Might I ask, Where and how did you obtain such power?

Eadoo - Th-the witch of chaos blessed me as an egg. My father asked for a mighty hero with the greatest of destinies, but as a curse, the witch but the spell only in my cock.

Meg - Chaos magic... The very same that forged the fabric of reality... And all of it centered in your manhood... Eadoo, King Eadoo, My king!! This power you wield, is mighty and I see only you to wield it, you have my name and you have my blessings.

>Eadoo seems a little worried by the devils obsession with her penis.

Meg - Come to Godoi and by my name, we will bow. You will find safety and kinship I promise on my immortal soul~

Eadoo - Well thank you Der-Meg. I hope I can live up to your prophesy.

Meg - I have no doubt you will... Nephilim. I'm told you're made of a million and one questions, I will not stay all night, but I'll happily satiate your curiosity.

>_ _ _

No need to be that harsh - yes, he needs a little talking to, but something more along the lines of "Eadoo, you need to take a more active role in leading your people. We've handled many issues today, but there will be even more tomorrow.

"And what the hell is a succubus doing here, get out."

>>658356
Git! Go on, shoo! Out you worthless thing!

>>658357

Disregard, as that was typed before the succubus answered.

"You call us Nephilim - what do you know of us?"

Don't be an idiot, that's a succubus, they tell you what they want to hear. Seriously, it want's us to open a gateway to hell.

>>658356
This got weird fast.

Look, we're not stupid. We know there might be more to hell than mortal religion spews out every day, but if anything, that means we have to distrust you even further. Yours is an entire civilization that is more alien to us than this place, and we're not going to make assumptions about hell when we don't even have an inkling of certainty about this planet.

You want our allegiance? Then prove yourself. The chief of police is trying to get back to his precinct. After the interrogation via divine torture, he's NOT going to go easy on us. We only have minutes before he alerts his rent-a-cops and half the city's defenses focus on us rather than the real enemies. If you can capture him and break his will, we'll start listening.

We also need to eviscerate some demon nobles and you'll need to work with both angelic and demonic forces. You're okay with that, right?

>>658381
Why are you being so hostile?
>>658393
Thank you, Kome. Caution, honesty, and partial trust are needed.
>You want our allegiance? Then prove yourself.
Though I don't think we should go that far. True, we need to focus on our current enemy before we can visit these potential allies, but allies are not slaves to be ordered around.

We will give you a chance, Der-Meg, but do not expect us to drop our guard as our King-Queen did.
>I'm told you're made of a million and one questions, I will not stay all night, but I'll happily satiate your curiosity.
What brought interest to Crystal Cove of our goals? You are independant, and away from much of the wars.

What do you mean she's part succubus?

We need to talk to Ean about this; he's been to Hell. Let's see what he knows of these people... I doubt he has anything good to say about them.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/27(Mon)16:16 No. 658615 ID: 939c7f
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>>658385
Gat - You call us Nephilim - what do you know of us?

Meg - I can see your essence, mixed one, You are part angel part devil, part human part beast, part mortal part god. Like King Eadoo's majestic penis, you have blood from many camps and it is this blood that can seal the fractured world. You are made for each other~

>>658537
Gat - What do you mean she's part succubus?

Meg - There is succubus blood flowing though Eadoo's heart, Surely her supernatural abilities have begun to shine? I know not if the blood is generations old or as young as her cock. But it is not just her rod that impresses. Eadoo's soul is mixed with all sorts of play. Her soul is clearly older than it looks. I would ask you have an expert investigate upon it~

>>658456
Gat - What brought interest to Crystal Cove of our goals? You are independant, and away from much of the wars.

Meg - It is true that we live free of trouble, the cove is neigh impenetrable and with the crystals at hand, devils and man can live harmoniously. But dark times are a foot... Our oracles seed from hell, and they know that pit fiends and dark lords are conspiring with the imperial court. The disappearance of the heirs to the throne is no coincidence... There is a devil near the crown... And if it's allegiance is not with the plight of men, then this world may be fucked beyond measure... not even the angels of Magnus can fight a devil wearing the holy crown... they may even be bent to serve a dark lord of hell... the thought...

>>658393
Gat - You want our allegiance? Then prove yourself. The chief of police is trying to get back to his precinct. After the interrogation via divine torture, he's NOT going to go easy on us. [...] If you can capture him and break his will, we'll start listening.

Meg - I Shouldn't of expected you to accept us so easily... My kind is repulsive to you I know, and born from a line of liars, I won't hold it against you in the slightest. You are right to distrust me. I am a devil after all... And I would be glad to serve a wiser king than a brash one... Learn to follow the advice of advisers little king~ ... I will organize a task force to search and apprehend the guard captain and bring him to you. But I must warn you, the people of Godoi have rules about these kind of things, we oppose killing when peaceful measures are possible, and we cannot stand by long term imprisonment... it is simply not our way...

Gat - you'll need to work with both angelic and demonic forces. You're okay with that, right?

Meg - Of course, one is measured by his actions and contributions, not blood or nobility. That is our way... I however ask that you have the king's soul investigated by experts. You may not believe me now, but when you see what I see, you will understand why I bow so eagerly... An expert of the arcane, A chosen of the divine, A Master of souls, a lord of legends, one close to gods and one close to devils. Have these men and women inspect the kings Majestic tool and you will see what I see... In the mean time, your king is still hard and needs satiation, see to it Nephilim~

>The woman disappears.

Don't touch it ourselves. Leave it to, say, Alanna or another skilled mage just in case it's a trap of some sort. If Eadoo objects, remind her that anticipation makes the result all the sweeter.

She gives "Egg on your face" a whole different meaning, given the level of [[King's Staff]] worship she showed. Is there some kind of precedent for royal rituals involving eggs, or is this going to get weird?

And speaking of which have Crepe bring one of Angel's alternate personalities - screw it, bring as many as she can find - and Ean, and have them [[break the staff]], [[ride the centaur]], [[incomprehensible jargon of sexual context]].

lets handle this problem ourselves. I like Eadoo much more than that other bold you all seem so horny for.

How could she have all that on her face and Eadoo still not be done? My king, you are insatiable!

We can take care of this ourselves; no need to get someone else involved.

Lets not have anything to do with this, someone else can handle it.

Nope, dont want to do that. Let's find someone else to do it, I'm sure someone will be willing.

Shenzi, Crepe or Bacon. But let's stick around to watch. Who knows. Maybe there is something to see.

Now now children, clearly the only sensible choice is to have someone else do it and also help eadoo personally. Trixy's a good candidate as she can probably dream walk and can identify eadoos dick for demon traps. we of course should help, as his right hand. But we should appear as a kobold version of our selfs to avoid bothering some of us. Also kobold threesome. Or at least I think it's a solid plan

Clearly the means to solve a problem that persisted through all of that is to work from both ends, though I suspect Der-Meg may have blessed him with additional stamina to allow for it. Still, Eadoo has always thought highly of us, so let us take the Man's role and appeal to her womanhood, while our hands can assist the manhood.

yeah, that sounds like a good idea to me. Lets go for the double whammy.

Also, to the rest of you... demon traps? You think the succubus cursed dream-eadoos cock? For all the stupid charge in first shit you guys do you are awfully cautious at the strangest of times.

Let's knock it off with the sex for now. Find someone else to handle it.

Nsh, lets handle it ourselves. Lets face facts, we've been wanting to give Eadoo a good seeing to for some time, we just didn't have a solid enough form to do it. Time for a hemaphroditic sex party.

>>658983
If you want to do THAT then call in Trixie.

Nah, I can't stand trixy and she's stupid drunk. I don't see any reason to involve her.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/29(Wed)00:27 No. 659081 ID: 939c7f
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Don't worry too much all you nay Sayers, There's nothing left of importance to do before the chapter ends. And next chapter might not be for a while, so just some fun sexy times for fun~

Get someone to do it
>>659003
>>658778
>>658751
>>658719
>>658718
>>658649
>>658633
7

Lets do it ourselfs
>>658983
>>658877
>>658872
>>658778
>>658714
>>658651
6

Don't to it
>>658633
>>658718
>>658719
>>658926
4

>You quickly jump over to Trixy's dream and find her playing a miniwargame with a figment of yourself. you offer her to help relieve the king, which she happily accepts~ She focuses and invites herself to Eadoo's dream.

Trixy - Ooohh~ neat pillow universe.

Eadoo - Oh Trixy, glad to see you, I feel it would be a little weird to get it on with Gatling, without you.

Trixy - I'm flattered, But Master is more than welcome to play with whoever he chooses, my lord~ Though I am grateful I was invited.

>Leave it to [...] skilled mage just in case it's a trap of some sort

>Trixy casts detect magic and observes Eadoos fat cock.

Trixy - Oh wow~ It's not trapped or hexed, but there's some crazy arcane mojo going on. It's like if her dick is some sort of powerful catalyst... I'll have to study this next time we meet. Remind me okay?

>we should appear as a kobold version of yourselfs

>You alter your image to appear as a cutebold version of yourselfs and sits in next to Eadoo, Trixy quickly hops in between you and snuggles in close.

Trixy - So my lords, how are we gonna play this?

Eadoo - Well, I wont lie, the way you talk makes me wanna give you a mouthful.

Trixy - Tehee~ shut me up for once?

Eadoo - Heh Yeah...

Trixy - I could grow one too, if either of you want some action~

Eadoo - Gat what you think?

I'll draw a pick or two for funsies, maybe a money shot. consider it a free commission

>_ _ _

Explosions. Because Mr. T***** said so.

I don't care how it works, just explosion already.

We are the cutest bold!

Also man train? or Trix spitroast?┐ ( •_•)┌

Well, what goes around, comes around.

King sandwich, as follows:

Eadoo, take Trixy from behind. Gat, take Eadoo from behind. Trixy, shift your arms into long branching tentacles and stick them everywhere not otherwise accounted for.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/08/02(Sun)19:37 No. 659923 ID: 939c7f
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>>659132
>We are the cutest bold!

>this form seems somewhat native to you, perhaps you've devoured many bolds? You can assume this spiritual form at will.

>You shuffle around and get each other ready for action, the king takes great pleasure in using Trixy's horns for leverage. Meanwhile you plow her tight honeypot. You can feel it's stuff creamy from the last dream. As you pound the cute bold, you slap her rump hard, leaving a red mark.

Trixy - Moans over Eadoo's rod

Eadoo - Hey, why'd you slap her? that's not nice.

Trixy - *giggles* No it's okay, I like it.

Eadoo - oh... euh.. okay?

>Eadoo rears back and slaps Trixy in the face... There's a pause and eadoo blushes, but it's broken my Trixy's laughter.

Eadoo - Heh heh? Di-did I do it right?

Trixy - It's alright, heheh... Don't worry about it~

Now don't leave a lady unattended; give Trixie a reach around.

>Eadoo rears back and slaps Trixy in the face... There's a pause and Eadoo blushes, but it's broken my Trixy's laughter.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA TRULY YOU ARE TO BE THE GREATEST KING EADOO HA HA HA HA we clearly need to teach you some stuff...well no time like the present ITS BONDAGE TIME!

Okay, you want weird? I found this somewhere. Just refuse if you don't like this:

Have Trixy elongate her [[cat]] so that it looks like a [[junglefowl]], and then she will penetrate Eadoo's [[donkey]] until the [[top]] reaches her esophagus, and then Gatling will stick his [[Popsicle]] in Eadoo's mouth and @#$% Trixy from inside Eadoo.

Followed by explosion.

How about we get a double dip of dick girl tip.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/08/04(Tue)20:10 No. 660350 ID: 939c7f
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>>659995
Gat - we clearly need to teach you some stuff...well no time like the present ITS BONDAGE TIME!

Eadoo - Bondage? What would that mean?

Trixy - It's when you tie a partner up and make them your plaything~ *giggle*

Eadoo - Oh~ Hmmmnn... Say Trixy, teach me about bondage by making Gatling your plaything~

>Trixy blushes bright red.

Trixy - Well I do have strict orders to follow your orders~

Before you can reply the mischievous mage conjures a ballgag in your mouth and binds you with a powerful figment, tying your arms behind your back, locking a collar to your neck and binding your cock with a ring. hoisting your rump in the air...

Eadoo - Mmnn, I see why you love him so much~

Trixy - Teehee and he's all mine~

The bolds take turn slapping your ass hard, coating your rump with bright red marks, occasionally fingering you and squeezing your balls. Mocking you and treating you like a dog.

>>660123
Before long the two kobold have pushed you down and started having their way with you as their pet. Trixy ravishes your honeypot while Eadoo invades your backdoor. driven by lust the two gals arrive a few times rather messily, all the while Trixy lovingly stokes your rod, while the ring deprives you of much needed release.

Eadoo - MMmnnn I think I'm all out~

Trixy - Yeah... Even dreams have limits. Hhmmm~ poor Gatling...

The horned kobold wraps her lips around your shaft and pulls the ring off, immediately firing multiple pent up loads into her gullet... She slowly swallows and gives you a look of pure satisfaction.

Eadoo - *yawn* that was fun~ Lets play again sometime.

Trixy - Next time lets do it for real~

>Trixy unbinds you and pulls you into her mind, crawls into bed and beckons you to sleep with her.

>_ _ _

Stay awake, stay alive.

Do a patrol around the town, see if anyone's trying to kill anyone else.

Sleep. We've deserved it.

Broken Halo 2015/08/05(Wed)23:25 No. 660592 ID: 939c7f
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>>660351
>You do a quick survey of the streets and find it rather calm and free of danger. you spot a cat that looks like it might scratch, but it's mostly tame...

>>660459
>you cuddle up to the little white fluffball and drift off to sleep...

When you wake up

Stab furball

Possess furball

Go to police station

Dance

Badly

Gorister 2015/08/06(Thu)01:41 No. 660611 ID: 939c7f
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>Flying over the forest the bleeding demon clutches his chest as long horns grow at a rapid rate. overcome by pain the man screams loud and plummets to the ground, crash landing with a deafening howl, picking up a plume of dust and dirt! Her shambles to his feet relocating his joints and lamenting over his new deformed shape...

Gorister - my life... My life slipping... slipped away... my perfect world... shit... shit shit shit... it's all shit! the whole of the world is a great black pit and its filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it... But not for long~

Hel - Are you sure your spell worked, master Dethl?

Dethl - of course it worked Hel, don't doubt me. it's just confused.

>Gorister notices the mob of gnolls behind the cloud of dust, acting as if he knew they were there the entire time, continuing his ensuing musical number...

Gorister - They all deserve to die~ tell you why mister Dethl, tell you why! Because in all of the whole human race, mister Dethl, there are two kinds of men and only two. there's the one standing put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other mans face, Yes they all deserve to die!! Even you mister Dethl even I!

Hel - Well he's a live one.

Dethl - Indeed... Devil, will you bind a contract with us? we have a number of men who would give their soul for vengeance.

Gorister - Vengence? who exactly..

Dethl - The false king Eadoo, and it's vile pet Gatling, the eater of souls.

Gorister - Eadoo... Gatling... He... Haha... AHAHAHAHAahhh!! Yes my friends! yes! You have summoned the right devil!!

Gorister 2015/08/06(Thu)01:43 No. 660612 ID: 939c7f
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>Goristers smile swirls into a wicked smirk content now to be called devil.

Gorister - I happen to know where these individuals reside~ and I know their weaknesses...

Hel - good fate~

Dethl - Flawless, see? I am the greatest after all~

Hel - never doubted you!

>Gorister writes up a binding contract, almost by instinct, off of a parchment that he pulls from thin air...

Gorister - They all deserve to die! because the live of the wicked should be made brief, for the rest of us death will be relief we all Deserve To Die! ... Alright! you sir, how about a deal~ come on, trust me, your good friend Gorry~ You sir? two sir? Gentlemen don't be shy, We will have vengence~ we will have salvation~!

>The beastmen stare awkwardly at the man sing and dance alone among the gnolls.

Gorister - Who sir? you sir? No one's in the deal, come on come on... you sir? anybody! gentlemen now don't be shy... Not one man, no nor ten men, nor a hundred can assuage me! We will have them! But the work waits... I'M ALIVE AT LAST!! And I'm full of joy!

>the gnolls look worried, doubting his state and fretting over their souls.

Dethl - Excuse me, Gorry was it? what exactly is it you ask in that contract?

Gorry - Power... I want power... serve me... all of you will serve me and we shall have our vengence... we shall carve a perfect slice of this world! those who oppose us will lie dead at our feet and we will bathe in their blood as champions!! We will hear the lamentations of the women and take everything that we desire! We know what must be done, and nothing can oppose our will!

>This riles the monsters into a frenzy!

Dethl - And were is the king? that we may take our bloody vengeance?

Gorry - In a small defenseless town... named Kojiro~

Hel - Kojiro is four days march from here. will they be staying there?

Gorry - Hehehe~ yes... they will be...

-Chapter End-

God damn it, I knew we should've eaten his soul while we had the chance. I bet it would've tasted like honey nut cheerios. Our taking down the town guard operation could've gone so much easier. We probably would've gotten a cool perk too while we were at it. In the future we should spend less time attempting to redeem the unredeemable, and more time doing stuff that will actually help us toward our goals.

>>660612
...

Gorister is binding their souls...

We can use this.

We have four days to set up an ambush. If we can dominate Gorister before he makes it to town, that entire army of vengeance-filled crack heads is ours to command.

Let's do this.

OrangeIounStone.Ask("What are the terms of Gorister's Contracts");

>>660616
um..we don't actually know any of this is happening. Its kind of like a cut scene/ exposition thing that i don't actually know the correct slang/name for(fluff?). Us /quest/ see this stuff but the characters in story don't know shit.

>>660678
I think this is one of those cliché prophetic dreams that tells us everything we need to know about our worst enemies. Either way, we were going to prepare for an ambush from Gorister's forces.

I think we have bigger fish to fry in the immediate sense. We have nothing but our motley crew of what, 20? There's no law here, we need to consolidate power immediately and start rallying for what we know is coming.

Also don't forget this is just ONE enemy we have. Martin is going to be back leading an army soon, and if there really are demons at this castle they have to have figure out we are here by now.