>The power pellet would be nice and all but isn't there a ghost right there? There is something there, be careful. If you can get past whatever it is, do try for the pellet.
That's... the power pellet. It's emitting a smokey aura.

Orion 2014/12/14(Sun)00:12 No. 611549 ID: 0eaf76
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>"When you were talking about Pinky...you mean...she's gonna...rape me?"

"Only if she's given a clear signal that you want it. I...don't think that will be a problem though, right?"

>"Right."

"You want the pellet or not?"

Orion 2014/12/14(Sun)00:12 No. 611550 ID: 0eaf76
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>"I think we should uh...wait...for a ghost, I mean. Does it let you fight down ghosts better?"

"Yes. If you touch the ghost it burns them and they run away. It lasts for about 10 minutes."

>"Alright...cool, cool. Seems a bit long, though."

"10 minutes? It goes by quickly...it's enough to get you through the map."

>"I wonder where the other contestants are..."

"I haven't heard any screams of pain yet...but some of the ghosts come so fast you have no time to scream..."

>"That's really morbid."

"...I have a strange feeling."

>"Why?"

"You...don't have your gun on you, do you?"

>"No I lost it."

"Hmm..."

...

Orion 2014/12/14(Sun)00:13 No. 611551 ID: 0eaf76
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SKKKKReeEEEE!

"Agh! I-It can dig?!"

Grab it and defend her! Start kicking and punching!

Grab pellet, save friend

Grab pellet and dive for the ghost! Burn it out!

>>611549
...well, I wonder if we can use that to distract the ghost at a critical moment.

>>611551
Hmm! Get pellet, burn ghost, follow ghost into tunnel. Let's see where it goes.

Get pellet, bumblingly push Aleks out of the way and hug the crap out of the ghost.

>>611588
diving is better. dont fuck up her balance any more than you need to.

>>611567
Please don't go in the tunnel, you might lose a life again.

Get pellet.
Grab Inky's face
Say "who's a good boy"

Orion 2014/12/14(Sun)19:41 No. 611844 ID: 0eaf76
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Oh god! I gotta grab that power pellet!

>BLOOP! Power increased to maximum!

>"Get off of her!"

>You shove Aleks off and hug the ghost like your dear old grandmother.

SSKRKRAAAA!

Ew it's sizzling...

>The Ghost flails about and goes back underground.

HA! Sent it packing!

Orion 2014/12/14(Sun)19:41 No. 611845 ID: 0eaf76
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"Thank you. That...startled me."

>"I don't think I've seen another emotion in you other than 'grumpy' nice to see you exhibit 'scared' once in a while!"

"I was not scared. I still have 3 lives."

>"So do I!"

"...but you climbed over the wall."

>"...I got the fruit."

"Ah."

Extra lives or not, getting killed by monsters sucks. Would suck.

Offer Aleks a hand up, and then we should get moving.

We should see if we can beat our opponents to the next fruit or power pellet, or if we have a chance to use this one again before it wears off.

...does invincibility protect you from just ghosts, or people too? Maybe check by pinching yourself, or letting Aleks punch you in the shoulder, before you try using yourself as bait for another contestant.

>>611845
Offer a high five to Aleks, and make sad puppy-dog eyes if she leaves you hanging.

Then, charge around the map in search of another invincibility pallet. Don't worry about being quiet or stealthy.

>>611845
I wanna see where the tunnel goes.

She's acting a whole lot like she's done this before.

If climbing walls is dangerous, going in holes is most likely just as dangerous.

If those things can dig, then they may have left holes all over the map for you two to fall in, making things difficult if you are being chased. Keep that in mind.

You are invincible for 10 minutes, so ghosts can do no harm to you, but you should still watch out for Aleks. You should take the lead since years of playing pac-man has gotten you to know the layout of the map more than you know the layout of your own home. Lets head northward and see if we can get Aleks another power pellet.

>>611850
There's still a ghost down there, who's probably not very happy with us.

All it has to do is avoid us till the invincibility wears off. Or fuck, use its digging ability to cause a cave in and bury us alive.

Chasing the monsters is silly, anyways. We need to deal with the other would-be gods, not the ghosts.

>>611845
Ask if the invincibility does anything to other players? Dont want to accidentally burn Aleks after all.

Orion 2014/12/19(Fri)20:00 No. 613287 ID: 0eaf76
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>"So does this invincibility thing do anything to other players?"

"No. If you touch other players nothing happens...if you PUNCH other players...well, that's a different story. Those power pellets essentially increase your power level to maximum. Damage to other players will be astronomical."

>"Cool! Well we better get moving then! Gotta find the other deer guy!"

"Right."

>You avoid the hole in the ground and run.

"Aguhhhh! Waghhh!"

"...The snake...is he finally dead? He screams a lot..."

>"I can only hope that he's dead."

Orion 2014/12/19(Fri)20:00 No. 613288 ID: 0eaf76
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"FREEZE!"

You know what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qLfbp-7WSs

>>613288
Alright, don't act like you have some sort of special power. Just say something like "It's two against one this time jerkass!"

If he knows you've got a pellet he might just run. He's faster than you so you won't be able to catch him; you have to lure him into a false sense of security!

did he see Aleks? maybe she can sneak behind him by going around and grabbing him while you attack him.

Power Pellet Punch!

Orion 2014/12/19(Fri)21:04 No. 613312 ID: 0eaf76
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>"It's two against one, dude! You're not going to get out of this alive!"

"Hah! You think I'm scared?! Just try me..."

>"...Hmm..."

"Careful, Ron."

"AHHH!"

>He charges at you.

Maximum damage nut smash! Be prepared for him to possibly dodge, he might be expecting this.

While your offensive power is boosted due to the pellet, your defensive power is not. Block or dodge, then counter. Don't go full offense.

I wonder if he has a pallet powering him up as well? Could be why he's so confident.

Simply move out of the way, casually.

Protect Aleks! She doesn't have the pellet powers!

We both have pellets right now, don't we. That's the overconfidence on his part.

Sidestep the punch and grab his cape as he goes by. With him charging one way, and you yanking the other, that means he gets hit with double power level to the max.

Orion 2014/12/19(Fri)21:41 No. 613329 ID: 0eaf76
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Hmm...punching him in the balls might be too predictable...

>You step to the side.

"WAUUGH!"

Now that he is down aim for the gut.

Now kick him in the balls.

No mercy

Tie / tangle him up with his own cape, twist his eyeband around so he can't see, and then push him down the hole the ghost went down.

>>613329
You still have super powers for 5 more minutes.
Say "Heh, battle powers.", then kick him in the balls hard enough to take off at least one of his lives.
After that he'll assume you've got a power that lets you kill people with a nut-shot, and stay the fuck away from you from now on.

>>613329
Kick him repeatedly in the stomach just like he did to you.

Orion 2014/12/19(Fri)22:09 No. 613346 ID: 0eaf76
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>PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS

>"HIYAH!"

Orion 2014/12/19(Fri)22:09 No. 613347 ID: 0eaf76
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"EEHHHUUUEEEEEE!"

Orion 2014/12/19(Fri)22:09 No. 613348 ID: 0eaf76
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BOOM

>>613348
Oh god.

You still have some invincibility left, let's keep moving. The ghosts will have heard that anyways.

Well. That happened.

Move on, guys. That giant skyward explosion just gave away your location to all the ghosts.

>>613348
That was...dramatic... "well, He's out of the way, Let's keep moving."

Time to book it, look out for them ghosts.

Wow, was he on his last life or did that cost multiple lives?

So... how many players left Aleks?

Orion 2014/12/19(Fri)23:34 No. 613395 ID: 0eaf76
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"Well that...happened."

>"...WELL! Let's keep moving!"

He just...EXPLODED. I suppose if my balls were punched at max power, I would have a few things to blow up as well...still, seemed a bit overdramatic.

You hear far-off screeches, most likely the ghosts. They'll be drawn to your location...better keep quick on my feet.

"I believe to end this match...we need to collect the rest of the pellets."

>"Well where are the rest of the pellets?"

"Follow me. We need to worry about the ghosts now...there aren't any more players."

>"Wait that was his last life?"

"Yes."

>"Huh."

>You start running.

>"Well finding the pellets shouldn't be hard, right? I mean...there's no real rush anymore."

"I suppose. Your invincibility still has a bit of time."

>You run about, collecting pellets, hearing the occasional screech or crash.

>"I think the last of the pellets are around this corne--"

Orion 2014/12/19(Fri)23:34 No. 613396 ID: 0eaf76
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"Skkkraaaaa..."

>>613396
Yeah uh, sorry Aleks, but it looks like the only way through is if she's distracted... And by what you said before, only I can handle that. You, uh, get the pellets quickly, please?

Distract her!

>>613396
Your invincibility is going to run out in a matter of seconds. Ok, here's a plan. You seduce the ghost, Aleks gets the pellets.

>>613396
"Hey pinky, one of the players in the top-right corner of the map is waiting without pants!"

I have a feeling that Aleks might betray you at this point in time. Don't accuse her or anything, just be prepared if she tries to attack or trap you.

Okay Aleks, here's the plan.

I fuck that ghost. You get the pellet.

>>613396
Quietly say "I'll distract her, you get the last pellets."
Then rush pinky, wrap your arms around her back, lick her ear, and say "Want to get on Mister Bone's Wild Ride?"

Oh and don't forget to watch out for Blinky since he usually ambushes with Pinky in this version of Pac-Mans.

Hey, are you in the lower left corner, in Clyde's territory ,by chance? I don't want to get cornered by three ghosts.

I fully expect Pantsu to up the drama at the last second by doing something that could get us to lose three lives in an instant.

Not that it matters. I think if we all died, the last few to die progress to the next battle challenge. I mean, if it's just going to be you and Alek for the next battle, that means your both going to be WAAAY underpowered for the Pantsu fight because it'll happen right after you or Alek finally get eliminated then. Assuming the Panstu fight would be another 3 days after that next challenge, that means a max of 9 days. Whereas we would have gotten a max of 12 if a single player is removed each battle. I think. There's four players, right? Underpowered players won't be any fun for Pantsu.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)00:07 No. 613408 ID: 0eaf76
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>Seduce the ghost.

I...I don't know guys...this seems...fishy.

>"Aleks, go get the last pellets...I'll uh, distract this thing..."

"I don't think that's a good id--"

>"I got this."

"...Whatever."

Phew. Alright. It's show time. Gotta put on my best puppy dog face.

>"HEY! Pinky! I don't think I've ever notice how uh...cute you...are..."

"Skraa?"

>You pull down your pants a bit.

>"I've been kinda tense...I could use a bit of loosening up..."

"..."

>"How tense have you been?"

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)00:07 No. 613409 ID: 0eaf76
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>"URK!"

Pray to Pantsu that Aleks gets those last pellets in the next few seconds.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)00:20 No. 613412 ID: 0eaf76
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Uhhh...

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)00:20 No. 613413 ID: 0eaf76
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"Skreeeee..."

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)00:21 No. 613414 ID: 0eaf76
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CRACK!

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)00:21 No. 613415 ID: 0eaf76
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...

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)00:21 No. 613416 ID: 0eaf76
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...Please no.

No sweat. Worst she can do is kill you, in which case you've still got 2 lives. You've got this one in the bag. Just let the 'distraction' take its course.

You are doing a horrible job of seducing this fine lady/thing? It might be covered in spikes and pink goo but at least its stroking you and not stabbing you.

All you can do is hope your friend moves fast. That and Pantsu does not find this entertaining enough to keep the game going so she can watch.

Close your eyes and think of England.
As soon as Alek gets that Pellet, it's over.

I forgot to suggest complimenting her appendages. They have a lovely shade of Pink. Did she get work done on those nails? They look marvelous.

Is that what you call seducing her? Seduce her! Seduce her like your life depends on it, because it does!

Take charge, my son! Overpower her with your virility and manhood!

Flirt awkwardly and hope she's into submissive guys.

Uhhhh, stroke its fluff and say its stinger is shapely.

Hey, what's the slime feel like? Might be pleasurable, if Aleks doesn't get the pellets quick enough.

IIIIIIII LLLLLLIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!
And remember Ron, you cannot rape the willing.

>>613416
become the top

>>613416
"That tongue looks amazing"

Woah, just think of everything she could do to you with those limbs.

I gotta agree that I'm liking that tongue, still torn on the pointy bits. Awkwardly ask if she wouldn't like to start with some foreplay first. Chicks dig foreplay, right?

Make sure you tell her how much GENTLE FOREPLAY means to you.

>>613420
Sorry Ron. Better just try not to be too stabbable.

>>613459
Actually his first time was with deer girl.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)07:23 No. 613466 ID: 0eaf76
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>SEDUCE HER.

>"Hehhe...y-your stinger is very shapely...do you wanna try some foreplay? You like foreplay, right?"

"....Skraaa..."

>"Was that a yes?"

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)07:23 No. 613467 ID: 0eaf76
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OH GOD.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)07:23 No. 613468 ID: 0eaf76
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RRRIIIIPPPP

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)07:24 No. 613469 ID: 0eaf76
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UM

OOP

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)07:25 No. 613471 ID: 0eaf76
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OH PLEASE NO PLEASE NO FURTHER NOT A STEP FURTHER

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)07:25 No. 613473 ID: 0eaf76
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hhhHYYYYYAAAAAAA!

Don't do that again. That was a bad idea. You should have known that would be a bad idea.

>>613474
-1 Life. Also -some sanity. Wups. Let's see if you respawn with your pants.

You've still got two lives. Now's the time to take charge or bail, methinks.

waaaaait.....it ripped off his pants to stab him in the balls/taint/dick/possibly anus?

>>613474
Hope you respawn with your stuff intact.
Wow if it was so bad we died for good that would suck, but its unlikely. Let's not try to seduce something that isn't strictly a person ever again.

See, this is what happens when you kill people with ball punches. The universe is then perfectly fine with allowing that to happen to your junk.

Also, you're an idiot. Your love powers don't work in here.

Respawn already.

>>613486
"Your powers aren't of any use here!"

doesn't mean they don't work right? we didn't even try the voice

Aleks collected the last pac dots. You have won this challenge. Wake up on your bed.

(Deciding to end this thread here~)