Avoid eye contact and walk away.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/30(Wed)15:43 No. 54478 ID: 18212a
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I gotsh a secrt!
THERE'S ALIENSH ATTACKACKIN EARF.
I ish the only one who c'n stop em.

Well you certainly meet the criteria of a Rookie.

>>54478
Find home.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/30(Wed)15:49 No. 54486 ID: 18212a
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Nobdy knosh it'sh me! I hash ben hiding!

But the time is cme! I musht sthop them allens from winning agnst the great USA!

>>54486
Sure thing, buddy. Just look out for pyromaniacal squirrels.

Maybe you should sober up first before you go fighting those aliens. Or is that a speech impediment?

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/30(Wed)15:54 No. 54493 ID: 18212a
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Tha'sh me home right thar!

Nice innit?

But now I gotsh to sthop em allens. An I needsh YOUR HELP!

Em allens are dressin up like humans. Verry hard to sphot, shee? Where are they hidin?

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/30(Wed)15:59 No. 54500 ID: 18212a
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>>54492
I ishn't shobrin up. If I did they cn shee me with em brain radar thingiesh. But don' worry, I gots plenty o moonshine.

>>54479
Ever'body knowsh em sqhuirrels are evil. But they ishn't aliensh, jusht mutantsh the Illuminati made to fight the molemen.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/30(Wed)16:12 No. 54519 ID: 18212a
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HEY! DAT GUY LOOKSH LIKE AN ALIEN FOR SHURE!
Good thing I brought me neutrlizer wi'mme.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/30(Wed)16:28 No. 54534 ID: 18212a
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Don't he look like an alien fo shure?

>>54534
Nonsense. He's being MIND CONTROLLED. By the ALIEN DEVICE in his HAND.

SHOOT THE BOX.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/30(Wed)16:38 No. 54546 ID: 18212a
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>>54536
Issa good thing yoush here. I woula jusht shot im.

Hey look! The mind-controlsh broken!

>>54546
YES. Now steal it! And run off into the alley! Only YOUR trained mind can disarm the evil device.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/30(Wed)16:51 No. 54567 ID: 18212a
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>>54548
OHBOYOHBOY

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/09/30(Wed)16:53 No. 54570 ID: 18212a
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...
Itsh lockd.

>>54570
Well duh. You think aliens just let you into their mind control device?

Shoot out the lock. See if that works.

The evil alien device must be destroyed! Hit it against the dumpster untill it breaks.

>>54570
Gnaw it open.

* Offers a Scything talon?*

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/01(Thu)07:41 No. 54854 ID: 18212a
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>>54763
GRRRRRR GRRRRRR OPEN DMM YOUSH!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/01(Thu)07:42 No. 54855 ID: 18212a
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>>54762
*CLONG CLONG CLONG*

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/01(Thu)07:42 No. 54856 ID: 18212a
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>>54579
FILTHY KSHENOS!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/01(Thu)07:43 No. 54857 ID: 18212a
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WHYYYY DON'T YOUSH OPEN?

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/01(Thu)07:45 No. 54858 ID: 18212a
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Who caresh. It ishn't imprnt anywaysh. I gotsh to get mor hootch. Ish nearly out.

>>54858
What if the mind control device had hooch in it, hooch it stole from people trying to protect themselves? Go take one last look at it.

>>54858
Retrieve locked mind control device at once! It is imperative for hitting people with.

NO! the hooch is infected with alien semen! you must drink your own urine, its the only safe drink!