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535756 No. 535756 ID: b3ca75

>Quick jiggle the cartridge!
Cartridge has been jiggled, blown into and reinserted.

*Atari theme* You are now playing TransMachina: “Get on with it” Edition.

Old threads and Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/TransMachina
Discussion (even if no one uses it): http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/56976.html
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No. 539670 ID: be2ad8

[Cheat code 'S.II madness'(you know what it means)]
Pride the one thing you do not get is that you. Are. In. A. GAME!. Now shut up and think for once if you get claires soul you'll be pined with us and then we can tell you about all those other timelines and unis that we have. Seen. DIE. Thanks to ppl like you and then you'll be insane(and wile all this is going on)
Erin if the cheat code works you are now the most power full human in this uni unless you have augs that make bones unbrackabull and your brain as farst as suppercomputers with a body to use it in so start wall runing with both void and tyros
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No. 539672 ID: c23ab0

OK that's it. Enough of this!

[unplug network cable]
[reboot in safe mode]
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No. 539693 ID: 9ddf68

hey pride you know if you kill everybody now you'd probably have to wait who knows how long before you can find Claire again. Just some food for thought.
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No. 539703 ID: bc8d67

Alright, Pride, lemme see if I got this straight. You need to find whoever has Clair's soul in order to retrieve the Lizbeth shard attached to it in order to use that shard to give them the power to sever your bind to the "wielding" vessel so you can finally die, right? And the way you'll give whoever it is that power is to either bind them to the vessel bound to you, create a new vessel to bind them to, or tinker with the Lizbeth shard so part or all of the energy flow from the Afterlife though it goes to them, correct? And do whatever you need to do without killing the soul's host body, yes?

If what I thought is at least mostly correct, Pride, then I propose a deal. Get these three safely to the surface, as well as plugging up the elevator shaft so it doesn't erupt in the middle of the city, and I'll tell you who has Clair's soul. Of course you'll keep this lot with you until you're sure I'm not lying, but I can assure you I won't.

And perhaps you could sate my curiosity and say how you went about getting Clair's soul to reincarnate or otherwise pop out on this planet, the one your bones just happened to be in the center of. I have my theories, but I'd prefer to get the explanation straight from the horse's mouth, so to speak.
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No. 539888 ID: b3ca75
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539888

>[unplug network cable]
[You weren’t able to find the network cable in the deep darkness behind your computer. You lost fourteen soldiers when exploring the dangerous depths of dark side… of the tower… computer tower that is… yepp…]

>Pride the one thing you do not get is that you. Are. In. A. GAME!.
:PrideKAK: A game? Did you hear that, Erin, they think you’re just a game piece, existing only to entertain them! No, this isn’t a game… it’s more like an interactive comic… with no budget or talent behind it.
>...Pride, what the heck is the point of these games?
:PrideKAK: I… I… I don’t know… it just… it tells me… such a beautiful vo- what? What was the question again?

>If all you want to do is die, why don't you cooperate with us and we'll find a way to put you down?
:PrideKAK: …I… no… you can’t. I’m the only one who can! You’re too weak!
>It sounds like you want to give Claire the power so she can fix things
:PrideKAK: Give her the power!? I’m not giving away anything! It’s rightfully mine! My birthright!
>Perhaps you could sate my curiosity and say how you went about getting Clair's soul to reincarnate or otherwise pop out on this planet, the one your bones just happened to be in the center of.
:PrideKAK: Why don’t you ask your AI friends about that? It wasn’t a coincidence that they used this planet for their experiment.

>It doesn't sound like you'll go out with your dignity. You're gonna have to do what he says.
:VoiddaggerKAK: Did we really need to get into the elevator? If I’m going to die-
:ErinKAK: Shut it! Oh, great Wyrm… um… eye? We, your humbles of servant, not even fit to be graced of your mighty presence, beg you for your forgiveness… please, spare our pathetic lives, so we might live to worship you anther day… and… um… is some blood enough of an sacrifice for you?
:PrideKAK: Not really…
:ErinKAK: How about I sacrifice my virginity?
:PrideKAK: …I’m pretty sure you aren’t a-
:ErinKAK: How about Nev’s? His backdoor virginity is still intact… kind of?
:PrideKAK: …Please stop channeling your Lizbeth side…
:TyrosKAK: Um… shouldn’t we be dead? It been like… what, three minutes?
:PrideKAK: I lied. I was never planning to kill you. Instead, the next thread will be about a little game I want to play with you…
:ErinKAK: Why all these games?
:PrideKAK: I… I don’t… no… yes… a game… we need to play a game… I will hide somewhere on this planet… you’ll have to find me… while every military and police squad that exists wants you dead… Claire… I… why don’t I just… I… can’t… kill? …so soothing… The game will start tomorrow! I hope you sleep well, Lizbeth!
:VoiddaggerKAK: Is he just getting nuttier by the minute?
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No. 539889 ID: b3ca75
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539889

:ErinKAK: Woo! Home, sweet home!
:KyraKAK: So, how did it go?
:TyrosKAK: We accidently released a vengeful god of death that’s completely bonkers… or something…
:JaraKAK: …what?
:ErinKAK: Yeah, fun stuff… now, I really need a shower…
:VoiddaggerKAK: I think we all do…
:JaraKAK: You did what?

Insert Man behind the curtain_
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No. 539890 ID: 96c896

>>539889
Huh. Pride is being controlled by the voice that's been controlling everyone else. It could be Envy. That could be why she let him out during Claire's time? Not as a distraction, not as a fall guy, but as a backup plan- to be so pathetic nobody had it in their heart to kill him, so that he would survive and inherit the Vessel, so that later Envy could control him to indirectly control the Vessel. Except, if that were true, Envy would just want to kill everyone, surely? Right now it seems like the controlling voice just wants to make you suffer, Erin. Revenge on Claire above anything else. Or maybe on both Claire and Lizbeth? Except, killing you isn't part of that revenge, at least not yet.

Anyway tell the others that they don't have to worry too much because apparently the thing you released doesn't want to kill everyone just yet. You're the target of his vengeful feelings.

Oh, that reminds me. Let's go talk to the prisoner. If he's just yelling "what am I", tell him he's a soulless meat robot, but he might be able to get a soul if he helps you.
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No. 539898 ID: dbe554

You know what, it's been a long day, it's been hell, you've seen things that shouldn't have been seen. Monsters from another dimension, large teethed wormaliens, giant constructs and mind controlled soldiers. Naked Pride.

Grab a drink, get shitfaced.
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No. 539900 ID: 07e3a8

>it just… it tells me… such a beautiful vo-
Oh. Great. Annoying voice is controlling pride. Suddenly this makes a lot more sense.
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No. 539943 ID: 9ddf68

ok take your shower and then find wiz, lets see what he did with that brain gun and hopefully we can use it to snap pride back into his old douche-y self.
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No. 539967 ID: c23ab0

>>539900

FUCKNGI CLOWNS
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No. 539968 ID: d2995c

I don't know if the brain gun in particular will work on the voice, but that aug we have does seem to work to some extent, so if that isn't the same as the brain gun we need something that can project that effect.

By the way, are Flo and Steef back now that we have returned to a place where physics is only slightly broken?
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No. 539991 ID: b3ca75
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539991

>Are Flo and Steef back now that we have returned to a place where physics is only slightly broken?
…nope.
>FUCKNGI CLOWNS
Fungi clowns? What do mushroom clowns have to do with this?
>find wiz, let’s see what he did with that brain gun and hopefully we can use it to snap pride back into his old douche-y self.
Later. Need some R & R first.
>Tell the others that they don't have to worry too much because apparently the thing you released doesn't want to kill everyone just yet. You're the target of his vengeful feelings.
:ErinKAK: -so, he probably just wants to torture me and then murder me horribly. Nothing to worry about!
:JaraKAK: That sounds exactly like something to worry about!
>Let's go talk to the prisoner.
:KyraKAK: Err… about that… you know… our “cells” isn’t really designed to hold people and… he was a bit crazy…
:ErinKAK: He escaped?
:KyraKAK: He was able smash his head into a fine goop against the wall while you were gone.

>Grab a drink, get shitfaced.
Hmm… a rather be sober for what I got planned for tonight~
>Take your shower
:ErinKAK: Come on Nev, let’s take a shower… together~ …I really need to see your cute butt in that cute little thong you’re wearing right now.
:VoiddaggerKAK: Whoa, take it easy!
[Connecting to Tyros Bravesword…]
:JaraKAK: Didn’t need to know that…
:KyraKAK: You go girl!
:TyrosKAK: So… can I get a bit of medical attention?
:JaraKAK: You’re hurt!? Where!?
:TyrosKAK: I’m sorry if I scared you, but it’s only a flesh wound… on my left shoulder.
:KyraKAK: If it was a flesh wound you wouldn’t need medical attention. What happened down there?
:TyrosKAK: Stuff… and now that I think about it, my arm is getting a bit numb… and tingly…

Insert Hit the showers_
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No. 539992 ID: 96c896

>>539991
Biological hazard infection! Quarantine! NOW! Your arm could turn into a goddamn fleshbeast at any moment!

Maybe you should just have it amputated and incinerated to be sure, then get a new one slapped on.
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No. 539993 ID: dbe554

Uh, it might be prudent to get medical attention considering the fact that you weren't attacked by anything close to normal. It might be poison, disease, or an implanted egg/substance.
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No. 539996 ID: 4d99b6

There are zombie apocalypses that start like that man! Please tell me that's normal but still look at it in case it's about to end up a fleshbeast!
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No. 540000 ID: 001618

uh, on one of the recordings we heard down there on that guy's PDA it said a minor got his arm cut off in an accident and (now here's the kicker) the arm came to life and started to attack other people. When you where down there you got attacked by some crazy flesh monster... Basically what I'm saying is you should really get your arm checked out sooner rather then latter.
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No. 540002 ID: b3ca75
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540002

>It might be prudent to get medical attention considering the fact that you weren't attacked by anything close to normal.
:KyraKAK: How old is this suit anyway?
:TyrosKAK: I got it about thirty years ago… I think it’s even older. Forty years, maybe?
:KyraKAK: No wonder, this thing has really done a number on the wound. I mean, it didn’t even seal the wound properly! You’d probably had bled to death if the wound was bigger… and it almost gave you an overdose on painkillers!
:TyrosKAK: And here I thought I was just sweating a lot…
:KyraKAK: You’re feeling numb because of the botched job the suit did… and the tingly sensation is the painkillers not working properly. But don’t worry; it’s nothing I can’t fix!

>Biological hazard infection! Quarantine! NOW!
:KyraKAK: Can’t find anything out of the ordinary… according to the suit, whatever penetrated you was trying to insert some kind of biological substance, but it was purged with extreme prejudice.
>Maybe you should just have it amputated and incinerated to be sure, then get a new one slapped on.
:KyraKAK: A bit… extreme, no? If you actually were infected with something it should have spread to the rest of your system already… but if you really want to be on the safe side…

>A minor got his arm cut off in an accident and (now here's the kicker) the arm came to life and started to attack other people.
But that arm was… well… “dead” so to speak.
:JaraKAK: So… are you feeling alright?
:KyraKAK: He’s fine. Just don’t try lifting anything heavy with your left arm for the rest of the day. I recommend some bed rest… with a partner… and a bit of a workout right there in the bed…
:TyrosKAK: Kyra… please… besides, I’ve had worse… you don’t need to worry, Jara.
:JaraKAK: It’s just… are you sure that you should really be out there? I mean, Erin and wiz… and Void I guess, are all highly trained specialist… you’re not.
:TyrosKAK: I was trained in the military…
:JaraKAK: It was… what, twenty years ago… twenty five?

Insert Relic_
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No. 540004 ID: 2d638b

I say he did pretty fine out there on the field, the only reason he got hurt was because he took point. Also how sound proof are these walls and ceilings because Nev and Erin are riiiight above you.
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No. 540007 ID: 4d99b6

Yea...I guess maybe we should look into getting the old suit an upgrade...Or maybe just a new suit. If that's what a thirty-fourty year-old heavy armor can do...Well, the current model probably would be a beast and a half. Unless nowadays for 'heavies' you get those massive bulky power armor things.
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No. 540012 ID: 07e3a8

>He was able smash his head into a fine goop against the wall while you were gone.
...just to be clear, that's not something modern medical super-science can fix, right?

>armor suit badly treating injuries
...maybe Serki should have a look at your power armor?

>twenty, twenty five years ago
Well, that's not so bad if you consider it a percentage of his actual age.
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No. 540013 ID: 96c896

>>540002
Okay. Good to hear you weren't infected. I say you'd be fine on the field with sufficient protection. Like if we get that power armor finished. Void should probably stay out of the heavy combat to come tomorrow.

On the other hand, Erin might be able to go solo and just sneak past everything.
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No. 540014 ID: b3ca75
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540014

>Also how sound proof are these walls and ceilings because Nev and Erin are riiiight above you.
As I can’t hear them I’m going to guess they are good enough.
>I guess maybe we should look into getting the old suit an upgrade...Or maybe just a new suit.
You do realize this thing is highly illegal, right? The only reason I got it is because I was put on an emergency reserve list when I quit the military… and I guess I’m still on it thanks to paper work.

>...just to be clear, that's not something modern medical super-science can fix, right?
:KyraKAK: We can rebuild his body, but not his mind, so to speak.
>Well, that's not so bad if you consider it a percentage of his actual age.
:TyrosKAK: I’m not that old! It’s just half my age!
:JaraKAK: You’re still pretty old…
:TyrosKAK:
:JaraKAK: I mean… um… you’re young for being so wise?

>...maybe Serki should have a look at your power armor?
:TyrosKAK: It’s not a power armor… but I guess it’s worth a try?
:JaraKAK: If anyone, Serki the genius can fix it…
:TyrosKAK: I can’t decide if I just heard resentment or jealousy in your voice.
:JaraKAK: ...
:KyraKAK: They are drifting away from each other! Abort! Engage emergency maneuvers!
:TyrosKAK: Kyra… please… and I’m sorry, Jara…
:JaraKAK: Don’t worry, it’s fine.
:KyraKAK: Oh, and Tyros… just so you know, I was forced to take your bed. Can’t leave the prisoners without beds, now can we?
:TyrosKAK: W-what!?
:JaraKAK: …are you trying to force us to sleep in the same bed?
:KyraKAK: Maybe~
:TyrosKAK: Dammit, Kyra!

Insert My little cupid_
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No. 540016 ID: 07e3a8

Ah! There was a pink line of the poster that just disappeared!

>jealousy
...wait, did Jara want to take a look at it? I thought she was more general tech and cars, while Serki was power armor.

>took your bed for the prisoner
...the prisoner who killed himself? He hardly needs it any more. Although I suppose a bed full of brains isn't one you want back.
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No. 540019 ID: dbe554

*Record Nev and Erin for future blackmail/profit*

Also yeah something disappeared off the chart, also you could always sleep on the couch to spite kyra.
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No. 540025 ID: 96c896

I think that pink line was just an art error/visual glitch, guys.

>>540016
We have other prisoners. For instance, the two guards Tyros didn't kill, and the Cog that Nevros decided to kidnap.

>>540014
Jara can probably repair your damaged regular armor, but I DO want that incomplete power armor ready by tomorrow if possible. In fact it's probably best if Serki focused on that. Unless Kyra wants some quality time with him again today. Maybe Kyra can motivate him to work a bit faster?
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No. 540029 ID: 9ddf68

have Serki work on that power armor since I have a good feeling we will need that soon, what with the mad god and all. and you can get your girlfriend to fix up and maybe upgrade your armor. Think of it as a bonding experience... and I don't mean sexually... unless you want it to.
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No. 540030 ID: b3ca75
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540030

>Ah! There was a pink line of the poster that just disappeared!
>I think that pink line was just an art error/visual glitch, guys.
It was a glitch in the matrix. It usually happens when they change something…

>...wait, did Jara want to take a look at it? I thought she was more general tech and cars, while Serki was power armor.
I think it was less about the armor and more about Serki being a better Engineer then her in pretty much every field.
>get your girlfriend to fix up and maybe upgrade your armor.
She’s not my girlfriend… and I’ll look into it tomorrow… it’s damn late as it is already.

>*Record Nev and Erin for future blackmail/profit*
:KyraKAK: Hey! That’s not nice! Besides, scrubbing someone’s back in the shower is hardly blackmailing material. At least wait until they get to the fun part in his bed!
:TyrosKAK: How did you-
:KyraKAK: Erin isn’t the only one with augmented hearing!
:TyrosKAK: No, I meant… never mind…

>...the prisoner who killed himself? He hardly needs it any more. Although I suppose a bed full of brains isn't one you want back.
:KyraKAK: I meant the other prisoners. You know, the Morgani goons and the cog girl. Just be happy that the Morgani was willing to share a bed…
>I DO want that incomplete power armor ready by tomorrow if possible. In fact it's probably best if Serki focused on that. Maybe Kyra can motivate him to work a bit faster?
:KyraKAK: Consider it done~
>Unless Kyra wants some quality time with him again today.
:KyraKAK: I’ve already had my quality time with him, while you guy were gone.
:JaraKAK: I don’t really think-
:KyraKAK: Don’t worry, we didn’t do anything like that.
:TyrosKAK: You didn’t? ...The wound must be playing trick with my mind… that can’t be right…

>You could always sleep on the couch to spite kyra.
:TyrosKAK: Oh, and I’m sleeping on the couch.
:KyraKAK: What!? No!
:JaraKAK: Tyros, take my bed and I’ll sleep on the couch. You probably need a good night sleep more than me… and that wound probably need a proper bed.
:KyraKAK: All according to plan…

Insert Wrong kind of bed offering_
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No. 540032 ID: 5502c4

So, with pride still alive, reincarnation being a thing and Kyra having the ability to hear thoughts relevant to sex, anyone else think she might be Lust's reincarnation?
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No. 540033 ID: 96c896

>>540032
Pride is the only one who can reincarnate in the way the sins did. The other sins had their relevant parts destroyed since they were inside the Vessel when it was destroyed. Only Pride's part survived, since it was outside the Vessel. If you like, you can test it by attempting to switch to "lust". We could probably switch to Pride, but he'd likely just kick us out and I'd rather save that for tomorrow.

(Also only Erin has a soul, remember? Well, Erin and Pride. Everyone else is trapped in the huge ball of souls underground, along with us.)

>>540030
I'm not sure how sleeping on Jara's bed while she sleeps on the couch is part of the plan, but whatever. Go for it.
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No. 540034 ID: dbe554

Kyra might be a pervert, but she's an ethical pervert. She's also cute, cuddly, and an adorable big bug~

Anyways, accept Jara's offer to bedsleep.
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No. 540037 ID: b3ca75
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540037

>You can test it by attempting to switch to "lust".
[Unable to locate target Lust]
>Switch to Pride.
[Unable to connect to Aether form: Sigma. Target is already occupied]

>Only Erin has a soul, remember?
…wait what? I don’t really believe in souls but… um… why do you think that?
>Kyra might be a pervert, but she's an ethical pervert.
And that’s probably why she hasn’t been arrested yet.
>She's also cute, cuddly, and an adorable big bug~
…I’m pretty sure a weird head voices and a Mantis relationship won’t work. Sorry…

>Accept Jara's offer to bed sleep.
:JaraKAK: -and don’t look in any of the drawers. I got stuff that I want to keep secret, alright?
:TyrosKAK: I’m not going to invade your privacy, don’t worry about it.
:JaraKAK: So… goodnight, I guess?
:TyrosKAK: Goodnight Jara… and thank you for the bed. I really appreciate it.
:VoiddaggerKAK: Aah!~
:TyrosKAK: …your room is right under Erin’s, isn’t it?
:JaraKAK: Actually, it’s under Voids… but yeah…
:VoiddaggerKAK: Ah ah~

[Erin uses augmentation super charger!]

:VoiddaggerKAK: AAH!~
:JaraKAK: …maybe this wasn’t such a great idea… err… you can still take to sofa, if you want…
:TyrosKAK:

Insert Really…_
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No. 540038 ID: 5502c4

Was... Was Kyra's plan to get Tyros to be in the room under the one Erin and Void were gonna be fucking in so we can see them? If so, I love that bug.
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No. 540039 ID: 4d99b6

...Better question-why aren't we just going along with it again?
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No. 540041 ID: 07e3a8

>>540038
Wheels within wheels!
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No. 540042 ID: 96c896

>>540037
I'd say they'd stop fairly soon but they probably won't. Earplugs?

That soul comment was meant to be inaudible, sorry. Uh, mostly I say that Erin is the only one with a soul because of a conversation she essentially had with herself while we were down there. You experienced something similar, except instead of speaking to a memory, she was speaking to an intelligence contained inside herself. Her existence is a bit bizarre, I'll give you that.
[list other Aether Forms above the surface of the planet]

What's that poster on the left say? Naughy something? Is that the name of a band? I'd think it was an adult video game poster but then it'd be Naughty Mantises and that doesn't actually fit at all- the A is in the wrong spot on the second line.
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No. 540043 ID: 96c896

Weird, why is Sigma attached to Pride? I thought Sigma, Epsilon, and Tau were all part of Erin. Hmm...

[connect to Aether Form: Tau]
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No. 540048 ID: dbe554

Actually speaking of souls I'm glad the group isn't really that philosophical, I mean they saw us, a giant cyan bubble of souls that is the afterlife. That's the sort of thing that starts religions when you see pretty much the endgame of life there.

*Silence the room*
...

*Record funtimes for Erin's personal viewing later*
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No. 540055 ID: 9ddf68

...is this were we get our blackmail material?

But yeah about that whole soul thing, that's just guess work on our part mostly so don't read to much into it. I mean we're a freaking AI that was created back before recorded history by an ancient civilization that you guys are only just starting to catch up with that wiped itself out by creating a device which could literally rewrite the laws of reality so being so old we tend to ramble from time to time.

...Probably should have said that. Eh, you won't believe me anyways so as for what to do about your bed situation, just have Jara take the couch and you can sleep in one of the cars.

And if you still need something to take your mind off something we've said... Nev is on top and Jara has some kind of sex poster behind her dressers. You're welcome.
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No. 540073 ID: 520645

Jara must really like that white vine flower. It's growing all over her room, even in front of her computer screen. That is, unless it's a fake vine and flower used for decor. Still, I wonder why she has so many.

Normally I'd say just wait until Nev and Erin finish, but I suspect that's going to be into the wee hours of the morning. Instead of suffering through all that how about you and Jara move the bed, or at least the mattress, out into the common room. Then you two could talk before going to sleep. But if moving the bed is not possible then maybe you could get earplugs or dial down the volume on your aural implants.

>>540042
I think it's "Naughty Tails." It fits with the imagery, and if the second line is offset to the right then "Tails" fits as well.
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No. 540100 ID: b3ca75
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540100

>[connect to Aether Form: Tau]
[Multiple target selected… unable to connect to one billion targets… connecting to closes target… you’re already connected to Tyros Bravesword]

>What's that poster on the left say? Naughy something? Is that the name of a band?
Naughty Tails… and it’s probably a band… or something like it.
>Jara must really like that white vine flower. I wonder why she has so many.
It’s her favorite. I put them here, remember? Filled her room with her favorite flowers?

>Nev is on top. You're welcome.
…didn’t need to know that… at all…
>Was Kyra's plan to get Tyros to be in the room under the one Erin and Void were gonna be fucking in so we can see them?
…Knowing her, she wanted us here to hear them so that we’d go through with the whole “plan” of hers.
>That soul comment was meant to be blah blah blah…
…Too tired to really care anymore…

>How about you and Jara move the bed, or at least the mattress, out into the common room?
:JaraKAK: I’m not going to start moving around furniture in the middle of the night…
:TyrosKAK: Hmm… maybe I can sleep in the car?
:VoiddaggerKAK: Ah!~
:JaraKAK: I’ll take the car and you’ll take the sofa, then. The sofa should be more conferrable then the car. Deal?
>...Better question-why aren't we just going along with Kyra’s plan again?
:TyrosKAK:
:JaraKAK: …?
:VoiddaggerKAK: Ah!~
:TyrosKAK: You know what, screw this.
:JaraKAK: Screw what-

*Kiss*

:JaraKAK: Oh… s-screw m-me…
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No. 540101 ID: b3ca75
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:FlutterKAK: -and then they fucked!
:RareKAK: Darling, we really don’t need to hear that every time your pet rabbits multiplies.
:FlutterKAK: Oh, I’m sorry…
:AppleKAK: No need to be sorry, sugar cube. Now, let’s continue with the game, y’all.
:RainKAK: I want to use my rage!
:TwiKAK: Why do you want to use it? There’s nothing to attack here!
:RainKAK: I’m attacking the darkness!
:TwiKAK: *Sigh* fine… roll the dice.
:RainKAK: Crit! So awesome~
:PinkKAK: Guys! GUYS! Did you hear that!? I just heard some voices! From beyond the forth wall!
:TwiKAK: We already know that you hear voices, Pinkie. They keep telling you to party and all that…
:PinkKAK: I’m not talking about those voices, silly, I’m talking about the ones from beyond the wall! What do you command, oh wise voices?
:TwiKAK: …Well… Pinkie is crazier than usual… anyway, there’s seven ogres surrounding you…

Insert My little DM_
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No. 540118 ID: 96c896

>>540101
I thought there was nothing to attack here. Is the party split up? I don't know your class, uh. Bard? Use your music to calm them so you can get away!

Or I guess if you're high level you could engage in MANLY COMBAT, with a battle hymn composed by the mightiest of barbarians!

The game will probably be interrupted by something silly though like Spike accidentally setting the town on fire.
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No. 540124 ID: dbe554

Use pinkie sense with an epic diplomacy check to make the ogres your friends!
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>I don't know your class, uh. Bard? Use your music to calm them so you can get away!
:PinkKAK: Guys, you know the drill! Start laughing at the-
:TwiKAK: One of the Ogres crits you for 45 damage. You’re dead, Pinkie.
:PinkKAK: Son of a-
>The game will probably be interrupted by something silly though.
:Lela: What are you guys watching?
:Fry: Ponies.
:Bender: Ponies playing D&D.
:Lela: And why is the TV on fire?
:Fry: Flame wars?
:Bender: Oh, it’s burning like the desire I have for you, Fry-san~
:Fry: I dreamed of the day that you would notice me, Bender-senpai~
:Lela: The hell?
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:Gaston: And then their tender lips meet- What is this drivel!?
:Belle: It’s my Futurama fan fiction! Are you too… um… too… line?
:Audience: Dumb!
:Belle: Are you really so dumb that you don’t know what a fan fiction is?
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Brah: This has to be the worse theater play I ever seen, dude. Why did Mr. Kane even sponsor this piece of shit?
Dude: I heard he’s banging Belle, brah!
Brah: Oh yeah, she a total babe! 11/10 would bang!
Dude: Let’s ditch this joint, brah! I got a copy of that “Transmachina” game we can play.
Brah: Didn’t that get like a -2 on all reviews, dude?
Dude: It’s like a train wreck! Totally awesome, brah!
Brah: Groovy, Dude!
Brah: This has to be the worse theater play I ever seen, dude. Why did Mr. Kane even sponsor this piece of shit?
Dude: I heard he’s banging Belle, brah!
Brah: Oh yeah, she a total babe! 11/10 would bang!
Dude: Let’s ditch this joint, brah! I got a copy of that “Transmachina” game we can play.
Brah: Didn’t that get like a -2 on all reviews, dude?
Dude: It’s like a train wreck! Totally awesome, brah!
Brah: Groovy, Dude!
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:TyrosKAK: Aghnt?
:JaraKAK: …what the matter?
:TyrosKAK: …nothing… I just had the weirdest dream, that all…

Insert end of thread_
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No. 540130 ID: 07e3a8

Well, that's it. We've officially broke the inception-ing. We went so many times it looped back in on itself.
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No. 540132 ID: dbe554

Oh don't worry about that, it happens once in a while to everyone.
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