Don't go towards the light.

>>32871

Where are you? What the hell just happened?

And, at some point, check to see if you have all of your stuff.

Moonleaf 2009/08/22(Sat)03:39 No. 32876 ID: f2de2f
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>Where are you?
SOMEWHERE WHERE SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET HURT VERY BADLY!

>check to see if you have all of your stuff.
That would be a no.
Wait a minute, if that's the knot in the rope I'm laying on, where are you?

Oh please oh please let us be where I think we are...

Um...I mean...We dunno boss!

>>32876
Remember when we said we wanted to be inside you? Well...

>>32876
probably you was raped. I suggest you to stand up because your legs are not tied and start find a sharp spot you can use to cut the ropes.

>>32879
Naw, I doubt a rapist would have bothered to put her underwear back on after he was done. You just got looted, Moonleaf.

Suggestion 2009/08/22(Sat)04:16 No. 32881 ID: 67c611
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>>32876
OH FUCK YES!

>>32880
Probably he was one of that perverted chaps who like more to fuck girls with their underwears on removing them only the strict necessary to insert their penis into the victim orifice. Anyway you can easily know checking if you have something sticky and warm inside. Something that is not us of course.

>>32876

Don't panic, I think we are in the knot. You know, like a finger on present wrappings... Yeah, I don't know but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

>>32885

And there we are! See, nothing to worry about. Now just find a sharp rock or something and start cutting free. Please come back for us.

I KEN SMELL YOOR CUNT!

>>32885
You might not want to sit like that, Moonleaf. It's very unladylike.

Unless you want us to see in between your legs...? Are you coming on to us?

Moonleaf 2009/08/22(Sat)05:46 No. 32889 ID: f2de2f
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Great... Anyway, this place kind of looks like a...

Moonleaf 2009/08/22(Sat)05:51 No. 32890 ID: f2de2f
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Kobold camp!

>>32890
one of the cobolds is holding his spear in the wrong way, they're probably not so skilled in combat, I bet you can kick their ass even with your hands tied.

Oh wait, your hands are tied. It's the moment to find out if the statement is true moonleaf.

D'AWWWW, THEY'RE ACTING LIKE THEY'RE PEOPLE.

So...do you speak kobold?

I think you can talk your way out of this,failing that you can probably hug your way out of this.

>>32890
Ah, this would explain why you are clothed. They don't understand sex.

Stand up. You can beat them by only kicking them.

>>32891
>>32895
They may only be Kobolds, but she's in the middle of an entire camp. Violence is not the best option, here.
Diplomacy if at all possible.

...Maybe offering nose-rubs if things go too far south.

>>32896

:>>>>

AND YOU WITHOUT A NOSE

Seriously though, be nice to them. They are kobolds, they have you at spear point and basically undressed. Be nice until you have a chance, and then KILL THEM ALL.

Aren't kobolds the chosen race of the God of Strength?

>>32901
Dorfs are the elected race! They can wrestle an elephant bare handed! From god of strenght and from god of dastardly cunning crafted anti kobold traps.

>>32901
Oh yeah. Did Beardbeard change them with anything else besides being really good at drinking ale after we left him? Might be a lot more deadly. Driblis may still be alive too.

Moonleaf 2009/08/22(Sat)08:27 No. 32905 ID: f2de2f
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>Offer nose rubs
It might just keep them flustered enough so that they don't remember to kill me or something.

"Can you rub my nose? It's itchy and I can't reach it because I'm all tied up..."

>"I... uh... I mean... Eeee... Ah... Whew... Ha..."

>>32905
And bite off his head as soon as he get close.

>>32905
If he does, make sure to show that you enjoy it. Maybe he'll let you go then.

Moonleaf 2009/08/22(Sat)09:18 No. 32909 ID: f2de2f
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>bite off his head as soon as he get close.
Even if I tried, I wouldn't accomplish much and they're all completely distracted at this point...

I'm still no closer to getting out of here.

"Eep! Not so haaaarrrrrrd~"

Maybe you can get them to think you're harmless. ...then you can watch them for a while and try picking up on spear use skills.

Once you've got all you need from these tiny TREEKILLERS, I suppose you can make your escape. Mass slaughter optional.

>>32909
Tell him to do it with his nose!

>>32912
Yes, a finger is too hard and scratchy for a nose rub, only a proper nose will do.

If this one won't do it, ask the one who was holding the spear backwards, he seemed to have more enthusiasm than common sense.

Try to slip out of those bindings. You're probably far better at close combat than they are, or at least faster on land.

Wait.

If they took your stuff, they have rum.
If this is Beardverse, they are alcohol enhanced.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>32909

Say you'll run ALL their noses if they'd just loosen your ropes a bit...

>>32915
I REALLY want to see what booze fueled berserker super kobolds are like when properly inebriated.

ask this- so, why is only one of you holding your spear right?

you other guys are holding it the wrong way.

(WILL IT WORK?)

Moonleaf 2009/08/22(Sat)11:17 No. 32926 ID: f2de2f
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>Tell him to do it with his nose!

"Oh! I... ahh... Maybe... just a litt-"

"HEY! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP RAPING THE PRISONERS!"

>>32926
Tell him it was consensual.

It's the only way.

>>32926
Wait.

'Stop raping'? As in...

Oh my.

>>32926
this is what happens when you step off of your path towards magical girl-hood.
i second this >>32928

This seems a trustworthy sort of bold.

"What are you going to do with me? Just let me go. I won't bother you."

>>32928
Yeah, lets back the little bold up, after all it will help us get him more trusting of us anyway.

>>32926
I'm sad I don't have the image you're emulating here saved. But good homage!

>>32945
?

Suggestion 2009/08/22(Sat)12:00 No. 32948 ID: fdc826
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>>32945

>>32929
Probably just means they rubbed our nose while we were unconscious.

Moonleaf 2009/08/22(Sat)13:12 No. 32965 ID: f2de2f
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"He was just helping me scratch an itch..."

They've gone from distracted to nearly catatonic.
Especially this one here. He looks like he's in shock.

Hey, hey, hey! Let's get this tasteless smut out of here already, jeez! Do we even know how old those cutebolds are? Whatever happened to moral integrity?

Whatever. I'll come back when there's less cutebold smut and more Questing. Now if you'll excuse me, I hear RapeQuest is back.

>>32965
Ask if you could be untied, those ropes are hurting you slightly.

Say it in a cute but slightly seductive way. The state these guys are in, they'll probably agree.

>>32965

Offer noserubs for everybody in exchange for release.

>>32968
Yesssss, this.

And it wouldn't hurt that by endearing yourself to them, you could very possibly walk out of this situation with an entire kobald camp friendly towards you.

Not a bad thing to have for hunting goblins.

Ask them why they have tied you up.

Moonleaf 2009/08/23(Sun)05:31 No. 33244 ID: f2de2f
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>Ask if you could be untied
"O-okay... You seem pretty nice... Just don't try anything..."

>Ask them why they have tied you up.
"Because pointy ears are always telling us to stop cutting down trees or they'll shoot us full of arrows. Also you have that shiny ball with the evil voices in it..."

'Oh, this? It's not evil... Just kind of perverted and annoying...'

One of the kobolds nods, "A lot of us heard it telling us to do sick things to you while you were asleep, like rub your nose without permission!"

Eh heh....

>>33244
Alright, who was it? Fess up, I ain't going down because one of you wanted to be a smartass 'n shit.

In any case, see what we were saying? With looks like yours, you could easily get away with a lot if you just started taking advantage of it a little more.

>>33244
It wasn't US. It must've been some other voices.
... I mean, it is the Orb of INFINITE Psych, right? So presumably there's some voices in here we don't know about.
Presumably.

Don't look at us like that! We're totally innocent!
Anyway, ask what they did with your clothes.

>>33244

LIES! ALL LIES! WE DID NO SUCH THING! It's the bolds own subconscious manifesting as voices telling them to do things and revealing their most hidden thoughts. Some helpful, some not... Not that I'm saying it's your own subconscious that has been telling you all these horrible things, you are not crazy, no abandoment issues, oh no. You're a perfect being full of righteousness, we so adore you, it's everything else. All must burn, all must die for what has happened to you. I swear once we get our stuff back we'll slaughter this camp. Women, children... what? Oh, all right, just the goblins then... you big crybaby. It would make you feel better.

>>33244
Ask if anyone... did that. Look really hurt and sad when you ask. Make them feel guilty.

>Alright, who was it?

I told him to rub her nose with the orb. Not my fault the kobold promptly forgot half the sentence.

Regardless, I regret nothing. Anything to get us closer to beautiful Moonleaf.

>>33260
Can't blame you. If I still had a nose, I'd rub it on Moonleaf's orbs too, if you know what I mean.

>>33261
Ha, except we never had a nose...or body of any sort, really...

...

Now I'm depressed. What an incomplete existence.

Moonleaf 2009/08/23(Sun)08:04 No. 33268 ID: f2de2f
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I'm just going to ask for my clothes back, since you're all obviously getting distracted...
The kobolds are very cooperative now. I hope you didn't tell me to do something weird... Am I married to a kobold now?

>>33268
Nah, they just like rubbing noses. Don't worry about weird things like that.

But still stay friendly to them. They outnumber you.

Also don't be ashamed to be a little flirty. Makes them happy and makes them treat you more nicely.

You are not a whore. Especially not a interspecies whore. You shame your ancestors with your whorelike ways.

>>33268
>I hope you didn't tell me to do something weird...
Noserubs are an entirely natural and beautiful thing.

>>33268
Hey, Moonleaf, you might want to put us inside your clothes so the kobolds don't have a constant reminder of what they perceive as an 'evil' artifact.

>>33268
Don't worry too much about it.
As for the comment about other elves from >>33244, explain how trees and nature are important to elves, so they can understand why other elves are so nasty about it.

Make it clear you're not here to hurt them.

>Am I married to a kobold now?

No. Would you like to be? I'm sure one of us is ordained as a priest.

>>33276
Hell, I'm sure one of us is the deity of an entire religion, and if that doesn't qualify us to marry you, what would?

>>33268
Well, you aren't married, but... how do you feel about half-kobolds? Just... out of curiosity.

>>33276
I'm a dragon. That's LIKE a priest. Only instead of collecting offerings I hoard gold, and instead of molesting followers I eat them.

It's not THAT different.

>>33281

So...you're a Rabbi?

Suggestion 2009/08/23(Sun)10:45 No. 33285 ID: 8a66e4
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>>33282

>>33268

Get dressed.

>>33277
I used to be, once. Although I wasn't exactly a "god" per-say, and it wasn't really a "Whole religion" so much as three chicks who didn't know any better. But it was fun while it lasted.

>>33282
I lol'd

Moonleaf 2009/08/23(Sun)11:43 No. 33298 ID: f2de2f
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All of a sudden I remember that my hand hurts and the kobold I nose rubbed is hugging my leg...

>>33298

Use your magic to heal your hand. Gently push the kobold away, that's hell of creepy.

Ask to speak to their leader about leaving, and see about getting your gear back and maybe a map.

>>33298
inform it that it is now your Fairy Companion. you still need to work on a transformation sequence, but it'll help you on your path of magical girldom.

>>33298
Smear peanut butter on your nose and tell him to lick it off.

>>33298
Aw, he likes you! How cute!

Anyway, go see if the camp kobolds have anything useful for you.

Perhaps I should mention that nose rubbing is the kobold version of DEEP DEEP bonding and he might have fallen in love with you. The humping is kinda odd though.

>>33298
Awww, he wuvs you. Ask him what his name is.

Then disregard it and call him Fred.

>>33298
uh... you have a pet kobold now? companionbold?

or if you don't want him, ask him what he does. and then say that you must go, but keep making real great (hats, war, hunts, bows, whatever the kobold does). 10 years later you can return to this kobold camp and he will be a LIVING LEGEND whom you can recruit for extreme skilled labor.

>>33298
D'awww he likes you!
Take him with you!

Moonleaf 2009/08/23(Sun)12:21 No. 33314 ID: f2de2f
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>>33306
And you wanted me to do that to ALL of them?

>>33314
Would it be bad to admit that I still do?

>>33314
Sorry. A lot of us have grown a habit of molesting kobolds. It's a fascinating story, full of incest and nosebleeds and apples, but a bit too long to relate here.

(Cutebolds are really getting played out. How about we leave them to other quests.)

Just forget about it, Moonleaf. They are a primitive species with strange customs. How about getting out of here before any further awkwardness occurs?

>>33320
((They're a part of the Dorfverse, which this quest takes place in.))

>>33319
Sigh... I miss that little guy...

But ANYWAYS, why don't we ask where we are exactly. And see if we can't get ALL our stuff back.

>>33322

(Aparrently EVERY quest is in Dorfverse... I think they're getting a but tiring too.)

>>33324
You do realize you have the ability to... stop reading. :O

>>33328
Nobody dislike it that much.

Incidentally, a quick glance at the front page shows me no other quests from dorfverse.

>>33314
You could become the leader of thousands, Moonleaf. It's not that bad.
Ask the little guy his name. You might get a traveling companion out of it. A sort of squire or equipment-carrier.

>>33328

(I didn't realize this was the Land Where We Can't Give Constructive Criticism. My bad.)

>>33333

Maybe not every quest is in Dorfverse, but Kara (stopped being front page to be archived) Escape, Jen (halfbold), Rape (debatable, they're kobolds) and now this quest are using cutebolds. All I'm saying is that it may be an overdone trope at this juncture. I'm wrong a lot though, so don't mind me.

>>33343
((It's kinda like saying Sergals are overdone in Unified Setting quests, bro.))

>>32871
>>33322
>>33320
>>33355
>>33343
>>33333
>>33328
>>33324

(Guys, this is hardly the place for this.
Take it to /questdis/. Srsly.)



AAAAANYWAYS, I say we should keep him.
Look at how fucking cute he is. Goddamn.

...But if you REALLY don't want him I guess you could tell him you're going on a dangerous journey, and that he has to stay here because you would just never forgive yourself if he got hurt and blahblahblah etc. Let him down gently.

>>33343
You weren't being constructive. Just whining. That's not too constructive...

I get your point, but a quest can't cater to everyone's whims. For instance, I hate Sergals (fucking furfags), so I don't read any threads with Sergals in it. Simple as that. I don't flame or troll them, I just ignore them. If something about a quest bugs you, stop reading it.

>>33363

Dude my original post is one sentence long, expressing my concern that cutebolds are overdone. I even responded to criticism of said comment with examples and everything. I don't see how I'm whining or trolling. Just because I don't like everything that happens in a quest, and express said opinions, doesn't mean I'm a troll.

Well, back to the subject, I say stab the kobold if his friends are gone.

>>33411
1: I don't think Moonleaf would do that, considering her record of what she has and has not done.

2: If we want to dispose of it, it is much more efficient to simply tell it to wait for us. The hopeful and simple-minded creature will wait for us till its death, each day being sure today is the day we will return, and it can be happy again.

>>33415
>If we want to dispose of it, it is much more efficient to simply tell it to wait for us. The hopeful and simple-minded creature will wait for us till its death, each day being sure today is the day we will return, and it can be happy again.

...That's even worse than stabbing it.

Just take the little bugger with us. Nothing wrong with having an ally.

>>33314
I said give them hugs only, but nooooo.

>>33423
Sure, I guess that morally/ethically, disposing of the bold in such a fashion might seem worse than simply killing it, but really, in terms of ability to come back to bite us in the ass later, leaving it alive but patiently waiting for us is safest, means we don't have to kill someone and hide a body, all of that.


But really, I support bringing him along, so this is largely moot.

>>33314

It's, uhm. Not really bonding.

But I suspect they have certain nerve centers in their nose, and they're quite sensitive. I suppose the comparison would be say, boobs.

Well? Sit down and talk with him

>>33314
Sometimes, adventurers have to rely on their strengths.
One of your particular strengths is that you're a smokin' hot elf girl. Another is that you have us, full of knowledge we shouldn't know and metagamey goodness.
Of course, some strengths have downsides. We're perverted as hell, the fact that you're so smokin' hot could mean someone will try to (actually) rape you.

True adventurers learn how to use their strengths to their advantage and learn how to twist less-than-desirable situations into something useful.

Now, as for your Kobold problem... well, he could be useful. Perhaps the Kobolds know where the particular settlement of Goblins - the ones who murdered your father - live, and he could lead you there?

>>33469
>True adventurers learn how to use their strengths to their advantage and learn how to twist less-than-desirable situations into something useful.
I have a better idea. Let's go find some low level critters and spam spells at them until we are the master of magic.

>>33558
And then we can stand in a corner jumping until we master our jump skill!


>>33469
We can be a very useful tool, I only hope that you will eventually learn how to use us. We are infinite, we offer advice from every viewpoint there is. Your job as the tool wielder is to sift through the voices and find the advice that will support your goals, and learn to ignore the others. You are doing pretty good at the first part, but you could do better with the second. I fear that if you do not learn soon you will throw us over a cliff in frustration, and we all lose.

Your hand still hurts? Look at the wound and try to ascertain if it's become infected or not, and get treatment.

Moonleaf 2009/08/24(Mon)04:28 No. 33766 ID: f2de2f
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Well I'm not going to kill him. They're so cute... for a race of verminous thieves... BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE!

>spam spells at them until we are the master of magic.
Or until Satan's shadow things rip me to shreds thanks to magic being so unstable lately...

Cute!~

>>33766
Would it really be so bad to noserub your little friend from time to time then? It makes him adorably blush, and it's not like it does anything to hurt you.

But in the meantime, there might be something the camp can do for you. Look around, Moonleaf.

As long as you don't abandon him, don't let him starve or get killed, and periodically hug/noserub him, you basically have a follower who would do absolutely anything for you.

So maybe it's time to ask him about himself, and what kinds of things he knows how to do.

You're in the perfect position to snap its worthless neck.

>>33803

Seriously. You are cuddling the fantasy equivalent of a cockroach. Just think of the poor innocent trees that lost their lives to the kobold menace.

Besides, you're level one. You need the XP.

>>33803
>>33813
Wow, we are bloodthirsty today!

>>33766

Don't hug it, keep it <3

>BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE!
I KNOW, RIGHT?
We've totally gotta keep him~
I mean look at how adorable he is! :3
Ask him what he does for a living.
Who knows. He could be useful AND cute~

>>33766
the cuteness is an evolved response- all the ugly ones are dead already.

>>33766
Make him your cohort! Together, you shall push the boundaries of elfishness and 'boldishness! Prove that not all elves are dainty twigs, than not all 'bolds are XP vitamins!

>>33766
Name it George. Take it with you. Train it to do things.

Lets go ask the kobolds where we are and if they have anything useful we might trade.

Perhaps we may even get a bit of training.

Maybe they'll have a quest for us. I'm sure they have something they'll need doing. Go ask, Moonleaf!