!DReamEr2eU 2011/03/04(Fri)17:47 No. 286234 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer the Dog is turning Three years old!

He has a piece of cake, and he can be Right one time, finally. What should he do today?

Turn your head sideways and stare at the dancing candle flames.

Eat the fuck out of that cake.

Put the candles out by crying onto them and then slam his face into the cake.

Remain seated, and drag your ass on the carpet.

TotallyNotSamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2011/03/04(Fri)17:57 No. 286242 ID: 45c9f1
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lick it!

eat that cake, hope its not chocolate

>>286240
This gets my full support following or replacing my suggestion.

Eat cake, hope it's chocolate, die.

State that you now have super powers.
The Right Point shall make it so.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/03/04(Fri)18:22 No. 286247 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer follows his usual morning ritual of crying into his water dish because there are no gay characters.

This conveniently puts out the candles and he eats some of his cake.

He has several things to do today:
Play Video Games
Argue On The Internet
Important Attorney Duties
Bark at Cats

Which should he do now?

Argue at video games with attorney cats in them.

>>286247
Important Attorney duties while cat barking. Multi-task!

>>286248

Bark at cats on the internet while playing Attorney Video Games.

>>286250
Brilliant.

seek hugs

err

seek pugs

go left

Reverie 2011/03/04(Fri)18:38 No. 286257 ID: 4e9b58
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So he's an attorney but he's never been right?

... Actually, that probably makes him more qualified.

>>286247
It's time for some lawyering. Go to work you lazy dog and win a case, the big one.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/03/04(Fri)18:49 No. 286260 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer begins to bark at unfunny cats on the internet while trying to beat Phoenix Wright Attorney at Law but since he is barking and cannot say, "Objection," he can't beat the game.

>>286260
:(

Enough wasting time, now go out threre and fight crime and people being wrong.

>>286260
PHONE RINGS, ANSWER IT
"LAWYERDOG WE KNOW IT BIRTHDAY BUT ATTORNEY CAT WRECKING OFFICE PLS HELP"
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST DO

>>286263
Yeah, right, you mean phone rings,

"LawyerDog, AttourneyCat didn't show up. We don't really need you, but it would be nice if you came down."

>>286263
Don't be silly. Who would call a dog?

He should go waste his chance to be right on arguing with people about a video game. Back to the internet!

Can he pick up a phone without opposable thumbs? Hit speaker phone man.

>>286263
Lawyer Dog had always said that Attorney Cat should not be trusted, that one day Attorney Cat would turn on his coworkers and it would be up to Lawyer Dog to save everyone.

As it so happens, today was the day Attorney Cat decided to enact his dastardly plan - to take over the office with his army of cat minions! Now Lawyer Dog is the only one who can save the day!

!DReamEr2eU 2011/03/04(Fri)20:26 No. 286269 ID: 55c4cf
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The Firm calls Lawyer. He knocks the receiver onto the floor and pants, and drools all over the phone.

He has no idea what they want, he is a dog. The tone sounds pretty stern, maybe they want him to come into the office, maybe they want to take him out for lunch, maybe they want to surprise him with a surprise party.

If only he wasn't a dog, then he would know.

Bark authoritatively into the phone, informing them that you can't come to the office because you have to argue on the internet.

After that, argue on the internet. Those guys are so wrong. So many wrong people.

Go to the office!
For adventure!
For profit!
For this quest to have a plot!

Lick the receiver to show you understand when you clearly don't.

Is this... actually a comic about a furry tripfag?

CHECK INVENTORY. WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET. WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET?!?!

The best way to do important attorney duties is to put it on, get some Moet, lay back with your boys, and kick it. You have to come in on a professional level to make it, otherwise you just can't get into important attorney duties.

go to work in the most gangsta ass way possible

!DReamEr2eU 2011/03/04(Fri)23:02 No. 286310 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer better hurry to the Firm, then. Misinterpreting pocket in some way conveyed getting his fancy limo out, driven by his Schafer Lobster.

Lobster can get Lawyer to work in style.

What kind of music should Lawyer listen to on the way to work?

DMX.

ARF ARF

He should play >>/meep/4213 on his ghetto blaster.

Industrial!

UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ

Listen to terrible music with lots of techno, euro and heavy synth dance beats. Actually fuck that listen to some classic 80's beats.

You are Lawyer Dog, so let's atleast keep this somewhat canon.

Dubstep, whomp whomp wubwubwub.

You should put on Songs to Make Dogs Happy by the
Lauren Canyon Animal Company. This is a real thing. Look it up.

>>286310
Your limo does not seem to have an 8-track.
You will just have to howl along to imaginary chiptunes.

>>286310
Who lets dogs out, of course. No other music will do.

>>286333
I second this. Also, make sure to bark along at the appropriate places.

>>286334
>>286333
Third.

>>286333
>>286334
>>286344
It's only acceptable if Lobster sings backup

!DReamEr2eU 2011/03/05(Sat)10:59 No. 286355 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer listens to WHO LET THE DOGS OUT on the way to The Firm.

Lobster barks for back-up.

This song is terrible, everyone involved should feel terrible.

Lawyer is almost to work, what should the first thing he does at the office be?

>>286355

Hit on the receptionist, regardless of sex.

>>286355
Buttscootch across the floor to his cubicle/office.

pal around the watercooler.

>>286357
>>286358
these but eat the receptionists bagel and lick up their coffee, smack 'em on the ass on your way out

Urinate on the wheel of someone's car.

>>286355
Drool in someones crotch.

Fumble with the door, remember you don't have hands, then crash through a window.

>>286359
Hump the watercooler. Make all colleagues dehydrate themselves.

urinate on office rival's desk

!DReamEr2eU 2011/03/05(Sat)13:42 No. 286381 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer spills coffee and steals the Executive Assistant's bagel as he does every morning.

He barks and drools at her to assess her mating chances.

She points towards The Office, and she says things but he doesn't know what they are. It's very doubtful whatever she is saying is more important than scootching his ass across the floor which he is ensuring is getting done right now.

Buttscootch your way into The Office and bark, demanding the attention and love you deserve.

>>286381
Make certain you drink that coffee first, because dogs + caffeine = BEST DAY.

>>286393
THIS IS CRITICAL.

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK.

BARK BARK BARK BARK.

WOOF.

knock over a planet in the office and start eating it then poop in a cubicle

BARK BARK BARK OFFICE BARK BARK BARK ASS-SCOOT BARK BARK WOOF

>>286434
you leave his mother out of this
>>286516
Hey that's a racial slur! Lawyer, can I sue this man for offending me?

!DReamEr2eU 2011/03/09(Wed)01:27 No. 287189 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer drinks the coffee from the floor to get ready for very important attorney work.

Yeah!

Adquire COFFEE POWERS!

oh jesus what have we done

>>287189
TURBO BUTTSCOOCH!

Run around in a circle then ZOOM into The Office!

>>287189
Run in every direction into all of the things until you collide with the place you're supposed to be.

this is silly

>>287189
Time to drool into everyones laps until your work here is done.

PEE ON EVERYONE'S SHOES. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/06/21(Tue)05:39 No. 315882 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer SCOOTCHES into the next room.

An empty chair is at the table waiting for him. There seem to be two 'clients' at the table awaiting his expertise.

Disregard chair, sit on table and eat all the pastries in a messy way.

Nothing screams professionalism like that.

while messily eating pastries bark a lot to determine what it is they could possibly want.

>>315882
Jump up on table and eat pastries while waiting for them to state their buisness.

Demand a sandwich from this individual.

ask them where they were on the 25th of August

>>315882
Bury face in crotch of ghost.

Get it right. Become forever known for it.

bark loudly to call for your assistant

Eat those donuts while staring directly at the clients as if to dare them to stop you.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/01(Mon)17:07 No. 335162 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer gets up on the table and eats all of the donuts. He follows it up by drooling on the table.

fGhost is saddened by the loss of pastries.
Arby's Sandwich is a more direct fellow. The Legal Documents are slid over to Lawyer.

They want to discuss the Big Case.

Sniff the Legal Documents then bark your advice.

bark at fGhost to MAN UP and get more pastries. lap sandwich, read note

>>335162
Lawyerdog: be the arby's sandwich

>>335162
Sniff out the clues that will solve the Big Case.

Sniff the documents then eat them, negotiations complete. Slobber allover fGhost then cough up/vomit today foodstuffs in front of Arby's Sandwich.
Now it's time to go take a leak. Is there anyone in particular that you hate at work? If so then go find their desk and relieve yourself.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/01(Mon)20:38 No. 335225 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost and Lawyer look over the Legal Documents together.
Once the Big Case is present and accounted for, Lawyer sniffs it.
He sniffs it good.

Real good.

A little too long, everyone else feels awkward.

Arby's Sandwich says things, but Lawyer is not done sniffing.
fGhost looks like it's about time to go somewhere important. He's put on his Serious Tie.

there is still doughnut, CORRECT THIS MOST GRIEVOUS ERROR IMMEDIATELY

Lawyer: Eat your client.

How can you eat your client when he is a ghost? Ignore that silliness right this instant.

Go interview the witnesses to said Big Case.

Avoid urinating on the witnesses' carpets or the Big Casefile.

hope fully the jury doesnt have a serious tie

Gnaw on the Big Case, then follow fGhost and attend the Serious Business

>>335301
He has two clients. One of which is highly edible.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/02(Tue)03:42 No. 335397 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost puts the last of the donuts on his nose.
Lawyer stands and waits for the signal to eat.
Arby's Sandwich waits to get to business.

>>335397
STAY. PERFECTLY. STILL.

God that arbies looks delicious...

>>335397

Wait for it...

Stay perfectly still, don't move an inch, even 5 minutes after he tells you to eat the donut.

sit on the sandwich

>>335397
You have delicious donut on your snout, you must eat it!

Fall over backwards onto the sandwich.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/02(Tue)06:04 No. 335429 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost makes a noise that pretty much sounds like he wants you to eat the food.

Lawyer waits five minutes to eat the food.
It feels like forever.

Weh.

Devour the delicious donut, haven proven your superior will power. Become the best lawyer dog.

forget the donut is there and go for lunchbreak

>>335429
It is time for donut devouring!

go over the case in a discreet professional manner (pee on your briefcase)

>>335435
This.

Why are you eating doughnuts when you could be eating roast beef? As in meat.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/02(Tue)19:32 No. 335820 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer finally snatches the donut.

GLORIOUS.

fGhost cheers.

Excellent! Now proceed to next the lawyery thing to do: bark at the briefcase. MAKE IT REVEAL IT'S SECRETS

Storm into the courtroom and yell, "OBJECTION!!"

bark @ prosecution

run in circles

>>335820
Bark at everything and run in circles and then run in circles into the courtroom and bark OBJECTION even though your trial hasn't even started yet what are you doing.

Burst into the court room and do all the previously suggester.

And when I say "burst into" I mean "scratch and whimper at the door until they let you in".

Run in circles to advice fGhost and Arby's Sandwich you know your business.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/03(Wed)03:52 No. 335937 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost and Arby's Sandwich begin walking somewhere.
Lawyer runs around them in circles during the transition.

>>335937
Go up to the courtroom and scratch on the door while wimpering loudly.

>>335952

Yes. Once you're inside pee on the first person you find. Show your authority.

Roll around.

>>335959
this

>>335937
Claim your territory. Pee on the corners of the building.

>>335952
That.

>>335952
do it to it

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/03(Wed)19:15 No. 336207 ID: 55c4cf
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The three of them make it to THE DOOR.

Lawyer paws and whimpers at the door. Maybe someone will come and open it. Lawyer does not have hands.

omigosh omigosh

FGHOST HAS HANDS

Romp around in excitement while he opens the door then rush past him.

>>336209
Bonus points if you can trip him up.

>>336207
BARK AT IT

Rejoice at the sight of fghost's hands

Bark at the door and put unattractive scratch marks on it.

Poop infront of the door then run in circles.

Don't poop. Just no.

Run in circles, keep scratching, bark and whimper loudly. Every dog knows this is the only way to get a door opened.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/10(Wed)02:34 No. 338598 ID: 55c4cf
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fGhost opens the door.
Arby's Sandwich goes on ahead.
You thank fGhost by sitting near him and wagging happily.

Get in there and object to everything

Burst into the room, look in the audience for someone with a hat and steal it. Run around in circles gnawing at it.

LICK HIM!

Then let's go in.

>>338598
Run through the doors and bark out a loud Objection!

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/10(Wed)22:27 No. 338890 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer goes inside. Arby's Sandwich is ever professional and begins to set up at the desk for the case. Lawyer barks at things.
vGhost and Prosecutor Cat have arrived. They won't go down easy. fGhost and vGhost exchange sneers.

>>338890

A cat! Chase the cat!

dont blink first

stare at the cat, HARD. if it so much as TWITCHES you chase the shit out of it.

Chase that cat. Chase it! Chase it! Chase it!

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/11(Thu)02:11 No. 338926 ID: 55c4cf
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You chase the cat to the courtroom.
Arby's Sandwich, fGhost and Lawyer prepare for the case.
A Clockwork Seal arrives and gives Lawyer some notes.

It was then that Lawyer Dog knew it was time.
It was time to be right for once.

YES.

SERIOUS THE FUCK UP. Organize your notes and review them. And peruse the other relevant papers. What's this case about?

Be right for once with all your heart.

Arf

>>338926
Lick the microphone, and then it's time, time to be right for once. Wait until the prosecutor cat goes up and meows, that's when you will bark out an Objection for the entire world to hear!

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/11(Thu)03:20 No. 338952 ID: 55c4cf
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Lawyer Dog is Right About Everything.

[ The End ]

>>338952

Glorious.

>>338952
Prosecutor Cat had better deal with it.