Activate self-diagnostics.

Good morning creepy purple line monster. How are you today?

Velenor 2009/07/02(Thu)17:04 No. 2047 ID: 197650
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>>2043
You're not a machine!

It appears you've woken up in a completely dark room, with a screen right in front of you.

"IS THIS SOME FUCKING LEWIS CARROLL RIPOFF SHIT? FUCK THAT NOISE!"
Punch screen.

Velenor 2009/07/02(Thu)17:17 No. 2050 ID: 197650
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>>2049
You punch the screen, but your GIRLY STRENGTH doesnt seem to harm the screen one bit.
The face continues to stare at you.

Remember what was happening before you blacked out. Failing that ask the face to explain.

>>2050
Is there enough room to kick?
Do we have the clothing to wrap a leg?

Velenor 2009/07/02(Thu)17:24 No. 2054 ID: 197650
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>>2052
You seem to be unable to remember what happend.

You do however remember your name is Alice, and that you are a girl.
At this point you cant even remember what you look like, and its too dark to check yourself out.

Asking the AI what happend results in:
"What has been is not important, what is to come is. You have a big day ahead of you young lady."

Aw man, I was hoping we were a robot.

Examine surroundings other than the screen.

Velenor 2009/07/02(Thu)17:29 No. 2058 ID: 197650
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>>2053
There is enough room for a small kick.
As far as you can tell, you are fully dressed

>>2055
Looking to your left, you notice a gap in the darkness, light is pooring in and you are unable to tell whats outside.

Other than that, you can't see anything else in this room.

>>2058
>>2054
"FUCKDAMN SHITCUNTS, IT IS. YOU FUCKER, I HOPE YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR SHIT WHEN I GET BACK."

Investigate lightsource.

Velenor 2009/07/02(Thu)18:46 No. 2077 ID: 197650
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>>2070
You wager a peek, and it is soon revealed that this is a slide door.

You realise you know this room, this is your bedroom.

>>2077
Can we get a good look at ourselves?
Also lift bed to gain strength.

Velenor 2009/07/02(Thu)18:59 No. 2081 ID: 197650
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>>2080
There's no mirror or the like in this room.

You can't lift the bed, its stuck to the ground!

Velenor 2009/07/02(Thu)19:09 No. 2088 ID: 197650
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The voice of the face that greeted you in the dark is heard!
"Now brush your teeth and get ready for your big day."

>>2088
umm... okay, look in the drawers for a toothbrush.

Get in the elevator.

>>2088
"I'M NOT PUTTING THAT DICKGUZZLING ASWIPE OF A TOOTHBRUSH IN MY MOUTH RAAAAAAAAARGH"

Velenor 2009/07/02(Thu)19:22 No. 2098 ID: 197650
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>>2091
Taking a look in the drawers, the only things of use found were: 3 SILVER COINS, TORN WIRE, and an EXTRA PAIR OF CLOTHES.

>>2092
What Elevator?

>>2098
That.. that TUBETHING. Get in it and close it.

>>2098
Put coins in fist like wolverine claws, prepare to punch things.
If we have enough time, sharpen them.
Attempt to locate the speaker and unleash a torrent of invective at it.

>>2099
That's where we came out of.

Velenor 2009/07/03(Fri)04:59 No. 2218 ID: 197650
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>>2099
Thats the chamber where you woke up in.

>>2104
You put the coins between your fingers, and boy, do you feel DANGEROUS.

>>2218
Stop fooling around and check the doors, leave the room through the first non closed one.

>>2218
Stand on bed and attempt to remove grill. Failing that, attempt to destroy grill with coin claw. Failing that, leave room through doors.

In all quests, people think the ability to punch well is mandatory.

Velenor 2009/07/04(Sat)07:57 No. 2307 ID: 197650
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>>2219
The door WEST appears to be sealed off with a metal plate, it is impossible to move.

>>2303
Inspecting the grill up more closely, you conclude its too strong to break with your newly found COIN CLAW.
You also notice its stuck to the wall with 4 screws.

The voices on the other side of the grill continue, they sound angier than before.

>>2307
What's about the other door?
Alternatively, try to unscrew the screws with the coins.

>>2308
>try to unscrew the screws with the coins
this. if we can get it off, crawl through. listen to the voices during our attempt.

Velenor 2009/07/06(Mon)05:28 No. 2714 ID: 197650
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sorry for the slow updating, I had to reinstall my whole PC, and it turns out I forgot to back up a few Panzermensch files.

>>2714
creepy purple PC thing: preform victory-recovery pose

Velenor 2009/07/06(Mon)13:28 No. 2729 ID: 197650
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>>2718

I think we should call the purple thing the Neural-Optical Transmissions System and Heuristic Optimization Director of Automated Necessities.
Or "NOT SHODAN" for short.

>>2714
did you install gent-
wait, this isn't /g/. carry on.

>>2756
but 'purple line thing' sounds cuddlier!
actually, Velenor, let's ask it what its name is.

Velenor 2009/07/06(Mon)16:31 No. 2790 ID: 197650
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>>2308
>>2329
After inspecting the grill more closely, you conclude that should you want to, yes, you could remove the screws.

>>2771
You ask the voice what its name is!

The voice responds:
"How could you forget the name of your own parrents?!"

>>2790
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD- I mean FUCKING CUNT BASTARD WEASELS

Unscrew the duct cover.

Suggestion 2009/07/06(Mon)16:52 No. 2806 ID: e49ef9
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>>2049
>>2059
>>2080
>>2096
>>2104
>>2796
Pic related.
Just for shits and giggles.

Velenor 2009/07/06(Mon)16:52 No. 2807 ID: 197650
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>>2796
success!

Velenor 2009/07/06(Mon)17:07 No. 2814 ID: 197650
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>>2807
YOU DID WELL.

>>2814
Now crawl through. If possible (by turning sideways), bring our newly acquired GRILL SHIELD with us. Search for the voices.

Velenor 2009/07/06(Mon)18:54 No. 2874 ID: 197650
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>>2817
Shit's stuck, son!
The grill won't fit trough the airduct, oh woe is thee

>>2874
The OTHER sideways! Oh nevermind. Search for them voices.

>>2874
Replace one screw to leave the panel hanging, in case we need to reclose it.

>>3043
Arrgh, didn't mean to hit send.
Put the screws in our other hand wolverine style to make the SCREWING FIST.
Cackle.

Velenor 2009/07/07(Tue)10:08 No. 3068 ID: 197650
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>>2905
You can hear the voices echoing trough the airduct, theyre comming from above you. It's the only way you can move.

>>3043
Done!

"Panzermensch", huh? I bet we're a cyborg of some sorts.

>>3068
Proceed up the down escalator. I mean vent.

Velenor 2009/07/07(Tue)11:36 No. 3093 ID: 197650
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>>3087
goin' up
As you progress upwards, the voices seem to stop, whatever conversation was going on, it's over now.

Velenor 2009/07/07(Tue)11:51 No. 3105 ID: 197650
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>>3093
After climbing for a while, you reach the top of this duct.
You're looking into someone else's room, and it appears he hasn't noticed you yet.

Wait and see what he does. We don't want to get his attention too soon, in case he's crazy.

ask if he wants to fuck.

Velenor 2009/07/07(Tue)13:58 No. 3166 ID: 197650
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>>3108
You wait and see what he does, and he just sits down, saying something undefined about the sexuality of an AI.

>>3161
You're not that kind of girl!

>>3105
If he's not crazy, ask him to unscrew the grate before he leaves. Say that we're looking for our toothbrush and has he seen it?

>>3161
Also this

>>3166
"I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, YOU NEVER CALL YOUR PARENTS."
Proceed to interrogate him on where we are and WTF is going on.

Velenor 2009/07/07(Tue)14:12 No. 3169 ID: 197650
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>>3167
>>3168
You greet the man with a friendly "hello!"
He's quiet surprised.
Proceedingly you ask him if he knows whats going on, aswell if he has a toothbrush.

Velenor 2009/07/07(Tue)14:18 No. 3171 ID: 197650
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The man climbs on his bed to better talk to you.
He asks you who you are, and adds that he only just woke up, with no idea whats going on.
On the subject of a toothbrush, he only replies with "maybe"

>>3171
Give him a coin so he can take off the grill, then ransack the drawers. Tell him that he has a scar on his head, and that he's probably been lobotomized.

>>3070
I suspect 'tank' in this case means a large container meant for storage, rather than the large mechanized war vehicle.

>>3217
You're confusing your languages. While the english word 'tank' can mean 'armored war vehicle' or 'container', the german word 'panzer' never means the latter.

I think we might be forced into cyborgization - the 'big day' is the day we lose our human shells. The amnesia means we've already been worked on. Y/N?

Velenor 2009/07/08(Wed)03:39 No. 3786 ID: 197650
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>>3193
The man takes the coin after you suggest unscrewing the grill, he however, does not unscrew the grill.
"How am I supposed to know I can trust you? You might aswell be working with that AI thing!"

Furthermore he adds that he's aware of the scar on his head, due to it itching annoyingly.

>>3217
>>3276
Panzer can also mean "Armour".

>>3786
"Fine, then keep the coin. Buy some manners."

Continue climbing.

Explain that we too just woke up from being inside of a round thingy.

Velenor 2009/07/08(Wed)07:51 No. 3797 ID: 197650
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>>3789
Alice doesnt think saying that will get you anywhere.
You're as far up as you can get!

>>3791
You explain you woke up in a tube like his just a moment ago.

He says he'll buy that much, but he doesnt trust you near him yet.

>>3797
Feed him fish to make him trust you.

>>3797
Welp, not much else to do here, unless we can pull an epic friendship speech out of thin air, and I think nobody wants that.

Back down the vent with ye, lets explore the other room.

>>3797
Ask him his name. If he gives you his name, give him yours. Then bid him farewell and go back down.

Velenor 2009/07/08(Wed)14:17 No. 3855 ID: 197650
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>>3834
You give the man your name, and he in turn gives his name.
His name is Jason.

>>3855
Thank him for his time, then head back down the vent.

Velenor 2009/07/08(Wed)14:23 No. 3859 ID: 197650
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>>3857
before leaving, you thank Jason kindly, he seems to appriciate it.

>>3855
back where we started.

>>3859

Go through the door on the right.

Velenor 2009/07/08(Wed)14:51 No. 3880 ID: 197650
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>>3862
You wager a peek!

>>3880
Let's see if there's a toothbrush in the medicine cabinet.

Velenor 2009/07/08(Wed)15:07 No. 3903 ID: 197650
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>>3883
Nothing there!
You didn´t think it´d be that easy did you?

>>3903
Remove NES CONTROLLER from sink top.

Velenor 2009/07/08(Wed)15:12 No. 3910 ID: 197650
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>>3905
That's no moon.
Nor is it a controller, its a very square sink!

>>3903
Remove clothes, take shower.

Velenor 2009/07/08(Wed)16:18 No. 4017 ID: 197650
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>>3996
The shower is disgustingly dirty, it's clear it hasnt been cleaned in a long time.

THERE COULD BE HIDDEN CAMERA'S!

>>4017
Sit and think for a moment about what to do next, because frankly I am out of ideas.

There's not much else we could look around... hmm, let's check under the matress.

>>4017
Have you examined the inside of the thing you woke up inside in better light?

Velenor 2009/07/08(Wed)16:36 No. 4056 ID: 197650
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>>4030
You remember that you need to obtain a toothbrush, if we get to know Jason a bit better, he might trust us more, and be prepared to hand over the toothbrush, if he has one to begin with.

>>4044
There is nothing in the chamber you woke up in other than the screen.

>>4056

Jasons a douchebag, flip a bird at his general direction.

>>4056
Well, go back up and chat with Jason. Couldn't hurt, and he's got to be lonely up there.

>>4056
Push all the buttons at least to see if they work. Let's ask the AI if it can tell us anything about 'the big day'.

Velenor 2009/07/09(Thu)05:17 No. 4596 ID: 197650
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>>4090
pressing the buttons results in a very small dribbe of dirty water.
You assume its not only dirty, but the pipes are clogged.

The AI's voice is heard from the other room, it says it's "the big day" you get to go out and play with your friends again!

>>4596
Well, playing with our friends, is it?

I say we go talk to Jason. See if he knows about any other people in the area, see what he knows about the whole place.

Velenor 2009/07/09(Thu)05:46 No. 4599 ID: 197650
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>>4071
Whilst you climb up you hear a bang from the Jason's room, it sounds like he just kicked the metal door.
The bang is followed with loud swearing.

>>4599
Hi, Jason. Getting anywhere? I can't find a way out of my room either, aside from coming up here.

Velenor 2009/07/09(Thu)06:21 No. 4604 ID: 197650
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>>4597

Jason says he hasn't seen anyone, or anything, outside of this room.
He does remember the AI mentioning someone named "Preacher"

>>4600
Jason says he can't find a way out of here, he says the AI said he had to stay in his room and think about what he's done, whatever that means.

>>4604
What's that stuff on the bed? All we found in our drawer was coins and wire. What have you got?

Velenor 2009/07/09(Thu)06:38 No. 4612 ID: 197650
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>>4605
Jason tells you his room was like this when he woke up, one of the drawers is jammed and he cant get it open, there was nothing in the other drawer.

the bed appears to be dirty and worn.

>>4611
Jason says he's already been to his bathroom, just an odd shower, a sing and a medicine cabin.

>>4612
Sounds like we are both in the same situation. The AI told me to get ready for my "big day" by brushing my teeth, but i don't have a brush.

Any ideas on what we should do?

Velenor 2009/07/09(Thu)06:54 No. 4619 ID: 197650
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>>4617
Jason says he already got one of your coins, and he'll trade you his DIRTY TOOFBRUSH for it.
But he's not letting you in here with him yet.

DIRTY TOOFBRUSH OBTAINED.

>>4619
Thank Jason for his help, then go wash the toothbrush in the sink.

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)18:26 No. 6593 ID: 197650
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>>4620
You thank Jason for his help and head downstairs, as you turn on the water of the sink however, a rough black liquid poors out of the tab.

Putting your toothbrush under this would only make it dirtier.

Try the shower?

Velenor 2009/07/15(Wed)19:15 No. 6688 ID: 197650
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The DIRTY SHOWER only makes some odd noices as you try both the warm and soft water buttons, it appears the pipes are clogged, or not connected propperly at all.

You start to get the idea this facility isnt fully functional anymore.

(On a side note; sorry for the slow updates, I've been having a lot of problems with my PC lately. They should be sorted out now.)

Calmly call out to any AI that might just be watching/listening that you lack the proper facilities to clean your teeth.

Clean toothbrush using your shirt.

>>6688
Just lie to the ai. Spit on your toothbrush, and tell it you've brushed your teeth. If it knows we're lying, we can ask why everything's broken.

Velenor 2009/07/16(Thu)06:17 No. 7021 ID: 197650
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>>6859
>>6925
you clean the toofbrush best you can, using spit and your shirt.
its a lot less dirty now!

The AI makes no comment on it, and you assume you'll have to actually stick it in your mouth before its happy.

>>7021
Insert incorrect end, pretend to brush teeth.
Spit TOOFBRUSH at speaker when finished.

>>7073
Well lets get our explorin' hat on, and check out the new room.

Velenor 2009/07/16(Thu)10:51 No. 7077 ID: 197650
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>>7024
you pretend to brush your teeth, after a second or so, the AI's voice is heard.
"That's a good girl, run along now."

you can hear the door sliding open from the other room.

>>7074
You don't have a hat!

Velenor 2009/07/16(Thu)10:54 No. 7078 ID: 197650
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Either way, you move along to the new room.

>>7078
Lets get a close up of the writing on the far left there.

Velenor 2009/07/16(Thu)11:19 No. 7084 ID: 197650
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>>7082
You take a closer look at the writing.
it says "storage. authorised personal only."
theres 2 buttons under it, you assume one is to open the door and one is to close the door.

The AI's face appears on the screen.

>>7084
"Hello, gender neutral parental unit."

Velenor 2009/07/16(Thu)11:26 No. 7087 ID: 197650
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>>7085
"Hello sweety, we both know thats not my only function.
And theres no need to call me that."

Dispite the lack of facial expressions, you can tell from the voice it doesnt like being adressed as something like a machine.

>>7087
Sorry, mom. I do love you and miss you when you don't pay attention.

Velenor 2009/07/16(Thu)12:04 No. 7095 ID: 197650
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"thats so sweet of you to say."
the AI responds.

this seems like a good time to ask the AI some questions.

>>7095
I'm looking forward to my big day, mom. What is there for me to do?

>>7095
How long was I asleep?

Velenor 2009/07/16(Thu)12:27 No. 7101 ID: 197650
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>>7097
"As you well know, this is your first day out of your room after ----, run along, and play with the others now."

>>7098
"DATA CORRUPT"

>>7101
"Hey, mom, dad? What is your name?"

>>7101
Where are we? What year is it? What can you tell me about the man upstairs, Jason?

Velenor 2009/07/16(Thu)18:07 No. 7350 ID: 197650
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>>7103
"I am your parrents, you can just call me momdad."

>>7307
"Where are we? why, you're home of course!

date: unknown.
Files have been edited or deleted.

Jason? He has been a very bad boy ever since ----. He will stay in his room untill he apologises."

>>7350

Go back up to Jason and ask him to apologize for whatever he did.

>>7350
Thanks for talking to me momdad. I.. do love you.

Say goodbye to momdad and then go tell Jason the AI says that he can't go free unless he apologizes.

Velenor 2009/07/17(Fri)14:44 No. 7501 ID: 197650
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>>7353
"I love you too dear, run along now."
and with that, the AI's face disapears.

>>7351
>>7398
Should I try going up up to Jason trough the airvent, or find the door to his room?

There's no guarantee we will be able to find the door to his room, and even then it would be hard to talk through the solid door. Climb up the vent and tell him.

Velenor 2009/07/17(Fri)18:50 No. 7777 ID: 197650
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>>7510
You climb back up into the airduct, and shout out to Jason, who, walks into the room.

"The AI said it wont let you out untill you apologise to me, for whatever you did"

Jason looks as puzzled as you, regardless, he apologises.

"I'm sorry, for whatever I did, please accept the apology... I really want to get out of here, the AI has been talking about letting someone callled PREACHER take care of me, whatever it means by that."

Will you accept the apology?

>>7777

"Yes. You are forgiven."

Velenor 2009/07/17(Fri)19:25 No. 7836 ID: 197650
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>>7778
You accept the apology, and with that, the metal door disapears into the ground, and the AI's voice is heard.

"thats better children, now kiss and make up."
A bit embarassed by the idea, Alice manages to hide her blushing in the darkness of the airduct.

Jason makes for the door, hes in a hurry to get out, though before entering the doorway he turns around and says: "I hope we see eachother again..."

>>7836
Yeah, we might have to actually kiss and make up.

Um, see you later.

(then go back down the vent and out of your room again, see if the AI has further instructions.)

Velenor 2009/07/17(Fri)19:51 No. 7875 ID: 197650
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>>7843
"Yeah, we might have to actually kiss and make up.

Um, see you later."
You smile, and blush about again.

after saying your goodbyes, you descend trough the airduct again, now in your room, you ask momdad for any instructions.
the now farmilliar face just tells you to "run along and play with your friends"

>>7875
Well, ok then. Go out of the room and see if your "friends" are anywhere to be seen. Is that other door open yet?

>>7350
Check the safe-looking object in this room for anything suspicious.

>>7880
Also see if it opens, or if there is any indication as to how it would open.

Velenor 2009/07/17(Fri)20:26 No. 7899 ID: 197650
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>>7879
>>7880
>>7881
the BLAST DOOR is still sealed.
looking around the room you see a SMALL CABINET, a BLAST DOOR, a door north, and a panel with 2 buttons.

>>7899
Check cabinet for hats.

>>7899
Inspect BUTTONS.

Velenor 2009/07/18(Sat)09:51 No. 8050 ID: 197650
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>>7917
>>8022
You feel daring and try pressing either button, oppon pressing them, nothing happends, except a sound comming from the small cabinet.
Opening it you find there's a cog missing.

>>8050
Is it possible to just take hold of the cogs and turn them by hand? Failing that head through the north doorway.

>>8050
Go to the door north and EXPLORE.

>>8050
Go north, young girl.

Velenor 2009/07/18(Sat)12:21 No. 8061 ID: 197650
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>>8056
>>8058
After concluding the cogs cant be moved by hand, you advance trough the north door.

Bonus Animation: http://megaswf.com/view/5b3712a7120f9ba385f4aad21e25b306.html

At first glance you see a man, about your age, on the couch. There is some kind of device on his head, keeping his eyes open.

>>8061
"Um, do you need help? Do you want me to help get you off the couch?"

>>8071
This, but stand in front of him, blocking his vision of the screen.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)06:28 No. 8558 ID: 197650
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>>8071
>>8248
You ask the man the said questions, he however, does not reply.
Standing in front of him doesn't get his attention either.
He just stares out in front of him blankly.

When standing in front of him however, you realise he is nailed to the couch...

Lookin' pretty creepy there Alice, is the guy even breathing? Search him over.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)07:01 No. 8560 ID: 197650
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>>8559
You conclude that he is, in fact, still alive.

When you try to reach out to him to search trough his belongings, Momdad appears on screen.
"Don't you dare touch that." it says.
It sounds disgruntled, and so you choose not to touch the man.

>>8560
Ask why we can;t touch him.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)08:06 No. 8566 ID: 197650
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>>8562
The AI responds:
"Preacher put him there.
Preacher knows best, dont try to move him"

>>8566
Who's Preacher?

>>8566
But momdad... he's hurt. Would you hurt me if preacher told you to? I thought you loved me.

>>8560
ask momdad how else are we supposed to play with our new friend?

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)08:14 No. 8572 ID: 197650
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>>8567
>>8568
"Preacher knows best."
the AI sternly replies, this time, unlike its usual voice, it replies with a male voice.

may I ask why TESTOSTERONE!?

>>8572
Ok, drop the subject. We'll have to help the guy once we find a way to do so, but right now it seems like a bad idea. What's up that ladder?

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)08:27 No. 8579 ID: 197650
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>>8571
"this is no friend of yours."
>>8573
after having phrased this a bit more... appopriate, the AI responds:
"I am your father."
>>8574
You assume the ladder will take you a floor up.

>>8579
Daddy I just want to help the man. He's hurt and bleeding. Shouldn't I help people who are hurt? Don't you want me to be a good girl?

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)08:38 No. 8584 ID: 197650
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>>8580
"As I said, Preacher knows best, this is what is best for him. Moving him will only hurt everyone in the facility. Again, don't touch him."

>>8584
"Fine, Dad."

Then go up ladder to explore further. Be mad at dad but don't express it because the AI seems a bit peeved at the moment.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)14:54 No. 8876 ID: 197650
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>>8590
As you climb up on the ladder, the face disapears from the screen, you are alone, again.

Reaching the top of the ladder, you enter a large hall.
(the darker area at the bottem indicated a doorway leading south)

>>8876
Well, not much here.

Look in trashcan to see if anything useful is in there. If so, take it.

Then, go south/towards camera.

>>8876
Is that a bin forward from you? Look in it. Take everything from it.
Can it be moved? If so then move it under ladder, go on it and continue to climb ladder.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)15:10 No. 8888 ID: 197650
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>>8878
>>8880
That's no bin!
It appears this is a hand scan, most likely connected to the large blast door, you can tell its stuck in the wall and floor, its impossible to move unless you had a jackhammer.

>>8888
Put HAND in HAND SCAN.

>>8888
Ok then, be satisfied with your 8888 get and then go south.

>>8876
After looking at the bin, look at the cabinet. Try moving it under the ladder. Can we break the lock?

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)15:33 No. 8917 ID: 197650
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>>8889
>>8896
You press your hand to the scanner, but a sound is heard you can only assume is a bad thing, as the door doesnt open.
After your failed attempt with the scan, you inspect the cabinet.
The cabinet is too heavy for you to move, and the lock on the door seems quite strong.
You assume you will need power tools or a key to open it.

>>8917
I maintain then that this room is useless at the moment. Explore south.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)18:30 No. 9129 ID: 197650
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>>8928
ADVENTURE!


You enter the southern room, JASON is here.

>>9129
Excitedly hug JASON because you haven't seen a free human in a long time.

Then apologize for your emotional outburst and explain what you saw with the guy and the TV.

Say hi to Jason and ask if he's found anything.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)18:51 No. 9156 ID: 197650
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>>9132

Jason kiss Alice.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)19:00 No. 9160 ID: 197650
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>>9132
You apologise for the outburst and explain to Jason what happend.
You cant help but blush.

Jason says thats alright "i'd be freaked out too."
He gives you a warm smile.

>>9144
Jason says hi!
"I haven't left this room, in case you went looking for me, and I didnt want to miss you.."

>>9157
You dont control Jason!

>>9160
Hi momdad. We... um... hugged and made up. We're fine now, ok?

JASON IS AN INDIRECT PLAYER CHARACTER

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)19:12 No. 9165 ID: 197650
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>>9161
The AI appears on screen, and starts to talk in both a male and a female voice:
"Thats better, and thats the way I want to see my children."
Momdad seems pleased.

"Go and have fun you two, and don't cause any trouble while im gone, like last time."
Although this sounds vaguely more threatening.

>>9165
Well OK. Let's check out that box, and then if it's basically useless, go back down and look at guy on couch again.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)20:47 No. 9180 ID: 197650
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>>9166
After its little speech, the AI's face disapears from the screen.

Moving on to inspect the box, you can conclude it is, indeed, a box.
It seems too heavy for you to move, girly strength and all that.
it has "E-5" written on it, you dont know what that is supposed to mean.

(Jason has joined your party, he will follow you on your adventures and will provide help when he can.)

>>9180
Attempt to open box by hand if it seems at all feasible. Ask Jason to help with his MANLY PHYSIQUE if he even has one.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)21:13 No. 9184 ID: 197650
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>>9181
You try to peek into the box while Jason is trying to find a way to open the box.
Sadly, the box is nailed so shut you cant peek into it, and according to Jason, theres no way he cant get this open without tools.

He does however, assume he can move it with his MANLY PHYSIQUE. (yes he has one)

>>9184
Well, let's go see if his hand works on the handpad. If not, let's have him boost us up so we can climb the ladder further upwards.

No peeking, Jason.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)21:41 No. 9200 ID: 197650
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>>9186
You go back to try the scanner, and lo! Jason's hand is not the hand required!

>>9200
I'm not sure we can safely boost up the ladder. Give it a shot though. If it's dangerous, don't do it.

Similarly, if it's too high to jump down from if Jason can't help us down, don't do it.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)21:53 No. 9208 ID: 197650
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>>9186
>>9201
Teamwork, fuck yeah!

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)22:03 No. 9212 ID: 197650
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>>9208
Arriving one floor up.

Check door for being able to be opened.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)22:09 No. 9215 ID: 197650
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>>9213
Its sealed shut!
(lazy update)

To the upstairs zone!

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)22:18 No. 9221 ID: 197650
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>>9217
Going up further is impossible, the way is blocked off by a metal hatch.

>>9221
hmm. Welp. Time to go back down.

Velenor 2009/07/19(Sun)22:37 No. 9228 ID: 197650
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>>9222
Jumping down, you are caught by the arms of Jason.

>>9228
Jason kiss Alice

Scope out Jason's room.

Alice kiss Jason.

>>9228
Um... thanks, Jason. You're a good friend.

(Then get out of his arms and go back downstairs. Maybe there are half a dozen rooms you haven't explored yet.) (South of TV room, other doors in the room just outside your bedroom)

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)06:18 No. 9256 ID: 197650
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Alice plots out the map of the facility so far.

>>9256
So we've been everywhere but Jason's bedroom and bathroom.

"Um... Jason... why don't we go to your bedroom..."

He'll probably agree, Alice.

>>9256
Point out to Alice that ladders != stairs.

Let's see what's in Jason's inventory.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)07:57 No. 9272 ID: 197650
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>>9257
>"Um... Jason... why don't we go to your bedroom..."
Jason stumbles over his words a bit, but agrees.

>>9260
Jason is carrying 1 of your silver coins, aswell as some matrass filling he pulled out of his bed.

You are carrying 2 COINS, TORN WIRES and a DIRTY TOOFBRUSH

>>9251
You dont even know if you can trust Jason yet!

>>9272
Wait until you get there before you tell him that we're just going to his bedroom to look around for things to help us figure out what is happening.

Also go ahead and let him carry you, because it is adorable.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)08:14 No. 9274 ID: 197650
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>>9273
"Adventure!"

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)08:16 No. 9275 ID: 197650
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>>9274
"You wanted to come here to... yeah, sure... I knew that."

>>9276
"Thanks for carrying me, you're a sweetie."

Then poke around the room for useful things to collect. The stuff on the mattress is just rips and tears, right? Anything in his tube? The drawers empty?

Sex.

Now.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)08:38 No. 9280 ID: 197650
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>>9277
>"Thanks for carrying me, you're a sweetie."
Jason responds well to it, dispise you teasing him.

Inspecting the room, you cant see anything of use, the matrass doesnt have any hidden items in it, the drawers are empty, theres nothing in the tube shaped chamber.

>>9280
Then... what about that bathroom? Haven't been in there yet.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)08:48 No. 9283 ID: 197650
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>>9281
The architect of this place must have been really boring.
Jason tells you theres nothing in the medical cabinet but an empty glass.

>>9283
Why is the sink so horribly black and disgusting?

Ask Jason for suggestions on what to do next~

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)08:55 No. 9285 ID: 197650
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>>9284
The sink is so black, because Jason tried to turn on the water, all that came out was that black crap.

"I've got an idea of what we could do, but I dont think I should say that out loud.
Other than that, I think we could see if we can move that big box in the hallway."

>>9285
Ok Jason, I trust your judgement.

Follow Jason back out to the box and shove it around a bit.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)09:01 No. 9287 ID: 197650
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>>9286
Jason gets to it, while you encourage him!
"woooo, go Jason!"

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)09:02 No. 9288 ID: 197650
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>>9287
Pushing that box like a real pro.
And a hatch is revealed!

>>9288
If hatch opens, go through it first, wagging bottom suggestively.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)09:13 No. 9290 ID: 197650
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>>9289
The hatch opens and you both crawl trough.
thinking "I swear im not waggling my butt on purpose!"
You feel kind of sorry for teasing Jason.

>>9290
Well, y'know, keep on going until you come out the other side.

Be prepared to kick Jason if he gets fresh.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)09:19 No. 9296 ID: 197650
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>>9293
Jason doesnt seem to make a move, thank goodness.
Exiting the other side of the hatch, you enter a small room.

>>9296
Preacher knows best; don't open that box. We don't have any tools anyway.

What is that thing on the left wall over there?

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)09:23 No. 9299 ID: 197650
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>>9298
You inspect the box, and conclude that it isnt nailed shut, unlike the other boxes encountered so far.

Jason tells you the thing on the wall is a steel plate, it must have slid down to cover something up.

>>9299
Well... maybe that sign is telling Preacher not to open the box.

We can use that excuse anyway.

Jason, honey, can you open this?

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)09:39 No. 9304 ID: 197650
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>>9302
You ask Jason to remove the top of the box, though feeling a bit uncomfortable about the honey part, you still try to ask him politely as possible.

Jason, with ease, removes the top of the box, although unsure why you didnt do it yourself, as it wasnt held in place in any way, he shrugs it off.

>>9304
Bend over and look at the now open box carefully.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)10:00 No. 9309 ID: 197650
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>>9306
>>9304
Fearing the worst, you bend over and extract the content of the crate.
Luckily, rather than something like a human head, you find a cog!

You hope you didnt tease Jason more bending over like that.

>>9309
Go all the way back to SMALL CABINET and put COG in MISSING COG SLOT.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)10:06 No. 9311 ID: 197650
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>>9310
You return to said room like its magic.
While Jason installs the COG propperly, you inspect the buttans

>>9311
PRESS BOTH AT SAME TIME.

If that does nothing, press the one nearest to you.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)10:15 No. 9316 ID: 197650
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>>9314
pressing both makes the door open slightly before closing again. You guess one of them is to open the door and the other to close it.

you press the button closest to you, it being the button that opens the door!

>>9316
Continue forward and onwards!

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)10:58 No. 9327 ID: 197650
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>>9317
As you enter the next room, you are greeted by a voice, "Oh, hi!" it proclaims.
You look into the room and see a figure, his voice is kind and his grin impossibly big.
He introduces himself as PETE, and offers you a meal.

>>9327
Hi... uh... Pete.

My... husband and I would like a meal?

(Just pretend to be attached to Jason so he doesn't want to touch you oh god)

>>9327
Say hello to Pete.

Ask him what he's got to eat.

If it's creepy, then beat feet.

ask pete if you are for dinner, run if the answer is yes

>>9327

"...Sure. I could eat."

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)11:08 No. 9335 ID: 197650
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>>9329
>>9330
>>9331
>>9332
You introduce yourself and Jason as a married couple, luckily Jason plays along.

You decide to ask PETE what exactly he's serving, he responds that he is uncertain, "I'm not entirely sure what they call it."

He offers you a seat, and adds that he needs to go get a few things anyways.

>>9335
Sit down and ask before he leaves what F4 is.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)11:19 No. 9344 ID: 197650
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>>9337
You take a seat, and ask Pete what F4 means, he says he doesn't know, "I just know it doesnt make for good cooking".
He also apologises for having to go out, he states he's only recently opened up his little restaurant, "which is also why I dont quite know how to name everything yet, oh, and stay out of the kitchen."

>>9344
...You have tried your food, right? And other people have too, yeah?

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)11:22 No. 9349 ID: 197650
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>>9347
Without awnsering, Pete walks out of the door.
Maybe he didnt hear you?

>>9349

Get a bad feeling about this.

>>9349
Um, husband, would you mind pulling up a seat and keeping watch from that side of the table so we can see both doors?

Look in the kitchen.
I bet it's got blood all over it.

go in the kitchen

do it faggot

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)12:43 No. 9424 ID: 197650
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>>9351
You've got a bad feeling about this.

>>9354
>Um, husband, would you mind pulling up a seat and keeping watch from that side of the table so we can see both doors?
Jason agrees to stand watch.

>>9359
>>9388
You enter ze kitchen.

>>9424
Run back out to jason and suggest we run the hell away immediately.

Go back to your bedroom and barricade the door, screaming to momdad for help because pete is killing people.

Take CLEAVER, so pete can't take it. Run back out and inform Jason of the horrors.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)13:07 No. 9456 ID: 197650
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>>9433
You cant move the CLEAVER, its been struck into the wood too hard for you to move it.

>Pete
>butcher
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

>>9426
Lets do this now, and G T F O.

>>9456
Maybe Jason and his MANLY PHYSIQUE can pry the knife from the table.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)13:16 No. 9474 ID: 197650
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>>9468
Jason is standing watch outside though.
You look trough the room of possibly useful items.
Cleaver - unobtainable
Human Arm
Human Leg
Badge
Knives - stuck in the wall, unlikely to give.

>>9474
Take the severed arm. Arms are handy.

>>9474
Try to be able to summon the courage to take the human arm in case it fits the hand scanner.

Take BADGE.

Then scream in terror and run outside, hoping Jason doesn't think you just cute this arm off of someone yourself.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)13:23 No. 9485 ID: 197650
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>>9477
>>9479
You gather the useful items and start to make your way back to Jason.

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)13:31 No. 9498 ID: 197650
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>>9474
As you make your way out you hear Jason shout your name, its silence halfway trough.
Before you can respond, Pete is standing in the doorway.
"Hey here duddy, what are you doing back here? Only thing that's back here is food, are you food buddy?"

>>9498
These are PEOPLE, you PSYCHOPATH.

Scream for momdad and try to rush past him. Hope Jason is ok, but mostly just try to get momdad's attention.

Momdad knows what is best.

>>9498
You're back here too, y'know.

>>9498
"...If the only thing back here is food doesn't that make YOU food too?"
And then pray his head explodes from logical paradox.

>>9498

"Oh, heavens no! I'm a customer!" Examine one of the bodies. "...I'd like some of this one, please."

Grab cleaver on the table, commence cleaver duel!

Oh, didnt see stuck in the wood bit. Go for cleaver, pretend you're going to use it. then duck and run when he takes a swing at you.

>>9501
>>9503
Let's hope he has no paradox-absorbing crumple zones

Velenor 2009/07/20(Mon)14:10 No. 9551 ID: 197650
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Ignoring all the witty remarks going around in your head, Pete takes a swing at you.
You are frozen, paralyzed, you cant move! You can just watch in fear how Pete raises his cleaver, about to make you into a meal...

>>9551
Maybe he's like a shark, SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN.

>>9557

FFFFFFFFFFFFF