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13176 No. 13176 ID: fb5d8e

>BEGIN CHAPTER 24
>"WHEEL OF FORTUNE, REVERSED"


>Find previous chapters and volumes in /questarch/
>Textdiscussion in /questdis/
>Fanfiction in /txt/ and fanart in /quest/
>Join us on IRC as we are all Bob: Rizon, #rubyquest
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No. 13795 ID: d5e43b

Lets just *pretend* to sip that and be on our way once he's gone.
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No. 13796 ID: bde1b8

>>13794
"That is very kind of you."
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No. 13797 ID: 2dd482

>>13794
Ask for advice about Raital. Ask for advice about Raital. Ask for advice about Raital.
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No. 13798 ID: 670155

Aww..he's sweet.

if he's not slipping us a roofie.
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No. 13799 ID: f44349

>>13794
"Alright. Thanks."
Don't drink that by the way.
I'm paranoid at this point.
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No. 13802 ID: f21281

>>13794
"uh..uhm...uh..uhHHHHI'M REALLY A GUY AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME BY HAVING SEX WITH ME EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND SHE BLEEDS FROM HER NOSE ALL THE TIME OH GOD please don't rape me D:"
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No. 13803 ID: 2abfb1

>>13794
Oh shit, Mudy finally encountered a character with a CHA score to rival gis own.

Thank him for his time, then go relieve your stress by burying a bone in your sister.
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No. 13804 ID: bd2eec

>>13794
"Oh...U-uh, no thank you. Though, c-can I ask your advice about something?"
Decline the drink with a hand put up.

"W-well, two things."
"The first thing is...You don't seem to know that...I'm a boy, right?"

"And, d-despite that, I was wondering if you knew any particular way of dealing with a lover that...Well...Won't stop trying to get into my little pants all the time. Even when I was meeting with your brother, Darkmoon Rapier."
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No. 13805 ID: c01408

I know popular opinion says not to drink, but popular opinion is not always right, and if anyone knows this lesson, it is me.

This man has shown you gratitude and decency, and you have already been rude in spite of his hospitality once. Don't make it twice.
Imbibe the drink offered to you. If you become nimptopsical, so be it. Manners and order, first and foremost! You are a man of dignity! ACT LIKE IT!
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No. 13806 ID: fc155e

Drink the drink and think it over.
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No. 13807 ID: f98e0b

>>13804
Ask both of these questions but just go ahead and drink the thing. It's not like he put a roofie in it.
Unless of course it is.
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No. 13808 ID: 2abfb1

This guy DOES seem like he might have some good advice on our relationship troubles. Ask him for advice on handling Raital.
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No. 13810 ID: fb5d8e
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13810

Mudy politely accepts the cup.
"Th.. Thanks."
He sighs.
"C-can I ask your advice about something?"

Stiletto nods gently.
>"Ofcourse."

Mudy clears his throat.
>"W-well, two things... The first thing is...You don't seem to know that...I'm a boy, right?"

Mudy feels Stiletto flinch slightly at the mention, but the prince does not show shock in any other way.
>"I vhas suspectink.. Go on."

Mudy clears his throat again.
>"I.. I was wondering if you knew any particular way of dealing with a lover that...Well...Won't stop trying to get into my little pants all the time. Even when I was meeting with your brother, Darkmoon Rapier."

Stiletto remains quiet for a moment.
>"Even tryink to doink sexy time in public?"

Mudy nods silently.
He can see a thoughtful look on the prince's face.

>"Vhell.. Have you thinkink that perhaps lover is tryink to show affection?"
, he finally suggests.
>"Maybe is beink very happy vhith you. Love is beink powerful emotion."
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No. 13811 ID: d5b2d6

Stiletto is a friend.

"Yes, but it's quite annoying. I've tried telling her to stop but she seems to ignore me."
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No. 13812 ID: 2abfb1

>>13810
"Yes, but no matter how I try to return it, it doesn't seem to be enough! Surely there is some way to get her to cool off without hurting her feelings."
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No. 13813 ID: ce4ac5

>>13810
"Her love is too powerful, it is consuming her"
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No. 13814 ID: 670155

aw, he is a sweetheart.
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No. 13815 ID: f44349

>>13810
"I know, she only does it because she loves me so much but... I don't know.
I just wish she would let up sometimes..."
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No. 13817 ID: d5e43b

"That is good advice, maybe I really haven't been showing her real affection."
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No. 13818 ID: da5997

>13810

"But there's no respect. There is passion, to be sure, but she has no respect for me, or for what our relationship could be. She lives only in the now of her pleasure, and I can't seem to help her see what we COULD be."
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No. 13820 ID: bd2eec

>>13810
"Well...I understand that perfectly."

"But her way of showing affection is to run a hand up my thigh and trying to fondle my extremities." Give a little frown at the thought.
"If it was kissing, hugging or holding on to me affectionately, this wouldn't be a problem."

"She does this at all these inappropiate times. Its becoming quite detrimental to our cause because she forces me to be unable to think straight when I need to."

"I've tried talking to her, but...Nothing. She doesn't care about a thing I say. She just likes making me squirm."
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No. 13821 ID: 670155

Maybe he's saying we need to show her the affection...and it doesnt have to be secshuaaal~
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No. 13822 ID: bde1b8

>>13821
New plan.

Buy Raital flowers. Take her to dinner. Play her musics by candle light. And just cuddle.

If she tries to get touchy feely bap her with the flowers.
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No. 13823 ID: 48a8f9

>>13821
We tried that. Remember hand-holding? It turned into dick-holding pretty quick.
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No. 13824 ID: 2dd482

we need to teach Raital to sing, so we can make music together. Well, real music.
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No. 13825 ID: 670155

>>13823
You'd be kind of pissed too if all your boyfriend did was hold your hand.
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No. 13826 ID: fb5d8e
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13826

Mudy thinks for a moment.
>"That.. That is good advice. Maybe I really haven't been showing her real affection."

Stiletto nods in response.
>"If you are lovink her as much she lovink you.. don't beink shy to show."
He rubs Mudy's arm reassuringly.
>"I needink to shovhink love to my vhives now. Vhill you beink okay?"
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No. 13827 ID: 670155

"Yes... Thank you prince stilletto"
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No. 13828 ID: 9a71e2

>>13826
"I-I think so. Thank you, Prince."
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No. 13829 ID: fb5d8e
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13829

>"I-I think so. Thank you, Prince."

Darkmoon Stiletto rises from the bench and disappears through the curtain.
Mudy can hear the cries of a hundred women welcome him back with excitement and warmth. Something in their voices tells Mudy that all of them truly love the prince.

He's left alone in the office holding an unidentified drink.
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No. 13830 ID: f21281

>>13829
Guzzle it down in one gulp like a man, then head through the secret exit behind the desk
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No. 13831 ID: 6164e0

>>13829
Goddamn, we really misinterpreted the prince.

He is all that Mudy tries to be in relationships.
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No. 13832 ID: 581607

>>13829
Drink it, then go out the back door.
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No. 13833 ID: 6164e0

Well, on to talking with Katana then, or should we head back to Rapier?

AND DON'T DRINK THE DRINK.
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No. 13834 ID: 670155

Go out the back door and THEN drink it.
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No. 13835 ID: bde1b8

>>13829
Set it down, get the hell out of dodge.

Next we visit Katana.
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No. 13836 ID: d5e43b

Lets not do diplomacy smashed. We should take it with us though.
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No. 13837 ID: f44349

>>13829
>holding an unidentified drink.
On the one hand, Stiletto turned out to be a pretty nice guy.
On the other, CRIPPLING PARANOIA BECAUSE EVERY OTHER PERSON WE MEET IS PLOTTING AGAINST US
What to do...
Well I suppose he isn't here to be offended. Let's just put it down and quietly excuse ourselves out the back door.
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No. 13838 ID: 5e64a9

>>13829
What are you, a pussy? Drink the fucking drink!
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No. 13839 ID: 670155

Share drink with Raital. Trip balls.
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No. 13840 ID: 48a8f9

Drink the drink. It will calm your nerves, hopefully.
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No. 13841 ID: 9a71e2

>>13837
I think we should drink it.
After all, he does seem nice, and all signs point to it being a REALLY GOOD DRINK.
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No. 13843 ID: 96945d

A) He probably knows that stuff is messing with our stomach.
B) He told us the way out via a back door.
C) Why would a guy like him spike your drink? He really has nothing to gain from it, and he obviously ain't keen on doing it with a guy.
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No. 13845 ID: 7703fe

Drink that shit. you little wuss.
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No. 13846 ID: fb5d8e
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13846

Mudy takes a sip from the drink. The flavor is sweet and soft, like milk with honey.
He finishes it and leaves the cup on Stiletto's desk, then exits out the back door.


Without knowing exactly why, Mudy feels better.


>End of chapter 24
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No. 13847 ID: f42c4e

>>13826
...Does this mean we're going to be fondling and having sex in public now and being dragged off in the middle of important stuff?

Because can't we just show our affection by trying really hard off screen so it wastes less time?
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No. 13848 ID: 2dd482

>>13846
Muddy is looking pretty BADASS with those swords.
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No. 13850 ID: 6164e0

Well shit, this was pretty entertaining, especially the whole 'Sea of Bobs' thing.

You definitely made me laugh. I really wish I hadn't lost my microphone headset, but OH WELL.
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No. 13855 ID: d5e43b

>>13847
I think she will cool down if we actually do romantic nice things for her instead of just seducing her whenever she gets upset and just being aggrivated with her otherwise.
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No. 13941 ID: 6deae0

Dammit, another episode of Playing Dress Up with Mudy and I miss it - again. Stupid vacation.
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