Buckwheat 2024/08/22(Thu)19:45 No. 1096334 ID: 15a025
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and today we’re picking a lock for my three foot tall fence.

Now, you might be asking. “Couldn’t someone jump over a fence that small?”

No, because jumping is outlawed. You can’t do that. I know this, because I’m a lawyer.

Can you help me pick a lock?

Do you have a rake?

A nice vintage lock to match the rustic aesthetic.

Check for clicks on one, and whether or not two is catching.

Oh no, we broke the pick. Don’t worry, there are no mistakes, just happy accidents.

If it's a padlock, buy another lock and smash the first one with the second until the hardness breaks one open.

Or
you know
look for your hidden key?
You're supposed to place a key in a hard-to-spot location that you can retrieve. Mix that with a biometric scanner, and you have two-factor authentication that would be hard to flub.

Use a hairpin and jiggle it inside the keyhole until it works.

would you perchance happen to have in your possession a single sided jiggler

Is this a tv show about lockpicking?, or a youtube series?

LICK IT YOU ARE NOW THE LOCK LICKING POODLE

>>1096334
Selecting, jimmying or just poking around, we can surely help.
The answer is
YES.

1/3 Buckwheat 2024/08/23(Fri)19:26 No. 1096388 ID: 15a025
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>Do you have a rake?
Why, are you saying my yard is messy? How’s a rake going to help.

>would you perchance happen to have in your possession a single sided jiggler
A single sided jiggler? I don’t even know what that is.

>LICK IT YOU ARE NOW THE LOCK LICKING POODLE
Well, I’m sure it might be tasty to lick. I haven’t had my tetanus shot yet.

2/3 Buckwheat 2024/08/23(Fri)19:27 No. 1096390 ID: 15a025
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>Is this a tv show about lockpicking?
Yes! Yes it is. Finally, someone here who understands things.

>A nice vintage lock to match the rustic aesthetic.

Oh that’s a wonderful idea! I dig into my pocket full of locks and lock up my fence.

Lock Picking Poodle: “Here we have a vintage Mastiff Lock dating back to the 1930’s. Listen to that wonderful click makes as I lock it into place, securing my fence.”

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Lock Picking Poodle: “For all your locking picking needs, this is the Lock Picking Poodle signing off! Thank you for joining our wonderful showing!”

End Score:
Locks picked: 1/1
Fences Secured: 1/1
Locks licked: 0/1
Total Views: 10

Congratulations! Now to go back to work as a lawyer poodle.

Cant wait for episode two where we see how to lockpick a wheel clamp

I will smash the subscribe button and ring the bell for notification of the next exciting episode.

Close the lock and pick it again to make sure that wasn't a fluke!

10/10, would quest again

I once had somebody in person misunderstand "pick locks" in just that way. It was weird to try to explain.