Is this a quest?
Maybe. Depends on what happens next.
Well I guess we'll have to go on a quest to find that answer then.
PINEAPPLE LEGAL SAUCE!
Would it need some sort of protagonist, then?
Every story needs a protagonist, a goal, and an antagonist. The antagonist, nor the protagonist for that matter, have to be people.
it needs a cool catchphrase! ...I think
It needs an ally too we'll refer to it as "!"
Maybe some arches? Stories have those right?
Needs cool hair for a distinct silhouette.
What is he doing?
Coveting the holy relic
!: DOH!
explaining the rules of soccer
Threatening a child.
obviously him saying his catchphrase! Say something cooler to him! Like...
Where is he now?
On the set of a spy thriller, "When in Rome (You Murder)"
>>1074363 This. !'s kid is name "ยก"
Quick, what's his line?
Pray't be so, doctor!
"Oh please don't ides my march mister!"
Does their insurance cover this?
No their insurance covers guns, bombs, swords, clones, and bazookas, but knife injuries are uncovered. You'll need to pay out of pocket for treatment!
Important child stars are the only ones who get good insurance these days.
this is why life insurance is important
What's their outlook?
express
It's looking positive!
room for improvement
How is he going to pay for this?
the former-child-star-talk-show circuit. Wow the crowd with the harrowing tale of how you got stabbed that one time.
Where are they going?
To the end of this quest!
There are two doors, one labeled GOOD END, the other labeled BAD END. What a riddle!
Is there anything I'm forgetting?
>>1075932 You have the key for the number 3 suite: ????? END
Well, that answers that.
Sorry about that. It appears I can't seem to count to 3. Enjoy your GOOD END!
The real quest was the suggestions we made along the way.
That wasn't a question. Quest over!