(4/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:43 No. 1125936 ID: 126c9f
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Titmouse: "Here's a riddle for ya!"

(5/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:43 No. 1125937 ID: 126c9f
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Titmouse: "To those who need help, she is the Milk of Human Kindness. To the wicked in the world, she is the Rack of Torture. To their evil schemes, she is the Great Bust..."

(6/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:43 No. 1125938 ID: 126c9f
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Titmouse: "She is the Chest of Wonders. She is the War on Two Fronts. Her cups runneth over!"

Titmouse: "WHO IS SHE?"

(7/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:44 No. 1125939 ID: 126c9f
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Titmouse: "She is...The Hero with Huge Boobs!"

Titmouse: "Yaaaaay! Yaaaaaay! Hcheaaaa! Hcheaaaaaa"

(8/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:44 No. 1125940 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: "Shit."

Gatekeeper: "I'm so fired aren't I?"

I wouldn’t say fired, more like demoted. Become our steed and journey with us!

>>1125941
And replace her gatekeeping job position with a scarecrow. That ought to deter thieves

>>1125942
What if she's the scarecrow? Just hung up until someone decides to free her.

>>1125941
yeah! plus there's no need to guard the gate anymore since the temple is ransacked

>>1125940
That's okay, she was just doing her job. It's really the government's fault for setting up this Hero Town Pass system without enough failsafes for when something goes wrong with the paperwork. And we're not in the mood for whatever legal procedure we'd need to get her fired.

If she wants to make up for obstructing us, she can let us ride her. Because we're headed to Royal City and we're kind of in a hurry because of the whole Rat King thing, and riding on a giant pussycat would be much nicer than walking another three days with no food. Especially for Titmouse, the poor girl.

Speaking of that dastardly, delicious Rat King, has the gatekeeper seen anyone else cross by these gates recently? There's a whole invasion going on and we don't currently know if they got in here through trickery, or through a hidden passage or magic or something.

Yeah, you fucked up this time. The only way to make up for it is to come with us and help us wake the three guardian spirits. And maybe play that foot beans game every night in camp. Just, you know, to keep in practice.

"Two for two, ma'am."

Ask where the nearest "abortions-for-power" clinic is.

>>1125939
Gʻreat work titmouse!
Wooo!

Aw, dont be sad, sphinxy.
For, see here?
>>1125941
Its not firing.
Its a promotion!
A shift in career track with promotion opportunities!
Now, all the job entails is being able to appear when called for, either by a whistle or boobie performing the special twerk of summoning.
Then she gets to ride you.
That involves motivational spanking and a stamina bar made of carrots.

(1/5) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)19:50 No. 1126188 ID: 126c9f
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>How did she not eat the BBEG? HOW?
> On that topic, did she let an evil snake lady and couple hundred rats through? Did they have passes?
>Speaking of that dastardly, delicious Rat King, has the gatekeeper seen anyone else cross by these gates recently?

This has actually been on your mind for a while now but the urgency of being threatened by a giant sphinx took precedence.

Boobie Bunny: "Hey! How come you gave me such a hard time but you let the RAT KING in? Do you know how much work I have to do now because of you?"

Gatekeeper: "Woah woah woah! It's not like that! My job is to stop people from leaving Hero Town without a pass, my sister is the one in charge in charge of guarding the way in! I-I wanted to eat him, really! B-but I'm under a geass to allow safe passage for anyone who has a Hero Town Pass and they all must have had passes or my sister wouldn't have let them through!

Titmouse: "Eek! T-that's impossible! The only way to get a Hero Town Pass is if it's issued by the Royal City! They must have been forgeries!

The Gatekeeper looks a little indignant.

Gatekeeper: "It's not so easy to fool a sphinx! My sister and I would be able to detect any forgery, no matter how detailed. If she let them through it's because they had official passes!"

Titmouse: "B-but that's impossible! Why would the Royal City issue passes to the RAT KING and his army of monsters?"

The Gatekeeper shrugs.

(2/5) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)19:51 No. 1126189 ID: 126c9f
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>Invite the Gatekeeper to become your steed.

Boobie Bunny: "Hey, you look fun to ride, would you like to—YAWN!—l-like t-to..."

Oh no! Did you forget you're exhausted? You used your final burst of energy on giving the Gatekeeper a paw massage.

You don't have the energy to stay awake for even one more second!

(3/5) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)19:53 No. 1126191 ID: 126c9f
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Oops! There you go!

Flump!

Titmouse: "Eeek!"

You fall asleep right on the spot!

(5/5) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)19:53 No. 1126193 ID: 126c9f
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You awaken in an unfamiliar room 24 hours later. The bed is very comfortable and fancy. Titmouse is still snoring. Somebody hung your shield and sword on the wall and put your boots at the foot of the bed.

A glance outside the window reveals you are on the second story of what appears to be a fancy inn in in the middle of Gate Town.

You have arrived in a Town!

Would you like to:

A: Shop

B: Explore

B: Explore (each other's bodies)

While exploring, keep an eye out for pots or small barrels to smash. Those always have goodies that may prove useful

I don't think we have any money, do we? Got to be B: Explore.

>>1126193
B
and resist the temptation to perv on her feet while she sleeps.

>>1126188
Okay now she gets fired.

B) You don't have much money anyway

If her sister is the one in charge of outgoing travel, we just need to head back to the gate where we came in. Now we have a new sphinx to interrogate about how the Rat King made it to Hero Town, with such a robust system in place.

(1/2) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)23:12 No. 1126229 ID: 126c9f
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>resist the temptation to perv on her feet while she sleeps.

But they're right there!

Just one little nibble wouldn't hurt, right?

She'd never have to know!

(2/2) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)23:12 No. 1126230 ID: 126c9f
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M-must resist!

cuddle up for a few more hours. after that head to the shops! even if you dont have any money, itd be good to chum up with the shopkeepers while titmouse rests!

Commence nibble

>>1126230
Worry about your own feet first.

>>1126231
Agreed

Apples 2026/05/04(Mon)00:41 No. 1126247 ID: 126c9f
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>Worry about your own feet first.

Come to think of it, you haven't seen your feet in a while... You hope they're okay.

Focus! You need to find an abortion clinic to sacrifice titmouse's psychopathic vermin before they birth out and demand inheritance payments! There should be some dark magical guilds that will pay well for the murder of unborn children!

If you take off your shirt and bra, and spread your boobs apart, you should be able to take a peek!

...or use a mirror.

>>1126193
B: Explore our surroundings in search of lore and side quests. We've got to get to the bottom of this Royal City business, and that starts here!

>>1126230
Pretty mouse paws, so soft, so... no, we mustn't! We're a hero and a friend, if we're going to do anything lewd to Titmouse she should be awake to enjoy it.

>>1126247
...We have time to check our own feet. In fact, let's take off the rest of our clothes and do a quick check of our inventory. Do we still have all our stuff?

>>1126247
Well you should really try to find out.

>>1126247
Hey.
Do you think your love of feet is based on yourbinability to see your own?
Making them an exotic appendage?

Anyway! Explore town!
They may have jars to smash!
And remember, any items you find inside a jar are legally yours because jars cant own things. Especially when theyre smashed to bits!
Thats a good way to earn some cash for spending.

B) explore...

those peets

Focus. We think only of the quest. Defeat the Rat King. The world's footer... future is at stake. Feats of courage to perform. The world's sole hopem Foot the bill for some new equipment, then foot foot feet feet heels ankles arches toes FUCK IT!

(1/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:16 No. 1126554 ID: 126c9f
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>Pretty mouse paws, so soft, so... no, we mustn't! We're a hero and a friend, if we're going to do anything lewd to Titmouse she should be awake to enjoy it

Somehow you restrain yourself from putting Titmouse's toes in your mouth. It... it wouldn't be right.

>take off the rest of our clothes and do a quick check of our inventory.

You decide to strip down and thoroughly review your inventory.

As you disrobe, the sun coming out from behind a cloud catches you by surprise (there is a window cut in the high wall positioned to shine sunlight directly into your room and only your room). You hold out your hands to try and shade your nipples but it doesn't work.

(2/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:16 No. 1126555 ID: 126c9f
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Your inventory is just as you remember it. In retrospect you don't know why you had to strip down to check but it pays to be thorough.

(3/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:16 No. 1126556 ID: 126c9f
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>Explore

Satisfied that your inventory wasn't plundered while you were asleep, you get dressed and head downstairs. The common room is deserted, but there's a map on the wall.

According to this, you're at the Hero's Inn In Gate Town, Just inside the East Gate.

According to this map, there are three shrines in town. One for each of the Guardian Spirits. If you went to a shrine, maybe you could get some information.

There's also a spa marked on here. That might be a good place to hang out and take a break.

(4/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:17 No. 1126557 ID: 126c9f
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Now oriented, you step out of the inn and into the street. The whole town is basically a long alley with one cobbled street running north to south.

A fairly large crowd of people is milling around outside. No sooner do you emerge from the inn than somebody points and shouts, "Hey! It's the Hero with Huge Boobs! Look, everybody! There she is!"

Within seconds the whole crowd is abuzz with excited chatter. You overhear a few snippets:

"It's really her!"

"Oh my gods her tits really are humongous!"

"I didn't think a shortstack bunny could save the world but now that I've seen those honkers I think we might have a chance."

A shopkeeper rushes up to you.

Shopkeeper: "Hero with Huge Boobs! Will you smash my pot? Please? It would be such an honor!"

Nah it probably doesn’t even have a bomb in it

spin around and shatter the pots and the guys with your boobis

>>1126555
You have a wand? What's it do?
I guess your sword and shield aren't inventory items, huh.

>>1126557
Yeah smash it!
...would people be upset or honored if you smashed the entire stock of the warehouse?
Let's start from the bottom up and head to the butt shrine.

Smoke the pot

Do like the table smash boob meme on the pots oh wait that's just a pot shaped guy oops!

Hmmm... I'm being flattered.

I mean, I get that my boobs are a nice sight for people who see two giant sphinx butts all day long.

Still - the only people allowed in and out of this town are heroes. The only business that can survive are ones with heroes as customers. The whole town's economy now depends on a steady flow of heroes spending their loot.

They've learned how to flatter heroes. The whole pot smashing thing is probably a loss leader to get you into their store.

They're gonna be pissed when they find out we don't have any starting money. Unless their whole thing is getting you to run up a big tab when you're setting out so they take all your loot on the way back?

I wonder if they're deliberately letting monsters through in order to get heroes coming to them again?

...better find out how much we owe the inn for one night before anything else. Could be like a thousand gold a night if this is their deal.

>>1126557
Do our part to keep the pottery economy alive!
Smashy smashy!
He'll probably sell the shards if you use your heroic honkers to crush them.

If it is a scam, dont worry. I spy another money making opportunity.
Grass farm
Perfect for spin attacks and uprooting our local currency.
Im guessing boob shaped ruupies.
Sweater puupies.

First, fill the pot with your milk and then break it. That milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard.

>>1126557
Ah, the consequences of fame and fate. Some people might think we'd enjoy having crowds of stickfolk (and one gnome-looking guy) fawning over us, but...
Eh, why not? We're the Hero with Huge Boobs. Let's milk 'em.

Do a fancy stunt with the pot. Rest it on our chest to Boobie Bounce it into the air, and hit it with our sword as it comes down to send it flying off into the distance.

And while everyone's watching it fly, we can make our way to the conveniently-placed Butt Shrine to learn about the road ahead. We've got to plan our journey before we can prepare for it!