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>Hi Tanna and others! This is the Wind, Fox. I'm going to be doing some tests to see if we can be useful for passing messages! I'm going to try different permutations of including and excluding others from chat, and testing how far from Tanna we can still talk to you all!
Evel’yee’s ears perk up, but Mina seems to have gotten used to you all doing that. “Well, alrighty. They really can send messages like this? No sound, just some kinda telepathy?”
“That they can. The potential’s fairly strong, don’t you think?”
“Sure is.”
“But yes, they want to run some tests. Mind spending a bit going back and forth while answering some questions they have?”
Mina gives me a thumbs up while Evel’yee nods and says, “Do it up.”
>if we can be a sort of budget telepathy with others sub-vocalizing
Taking some paces towards the target Evel’yee was shooting at, say about… 15 feet from the two of them, try it out Winds. Can you re-iterate my thoughts to them? Evel’yee, if you can read this, can you move behind Mina?
Sorry, I can’t rewrite Tanna’s thoughts to others like that. Only things you all have written.
Hmm… she’s not moving, just staring at me awkwardly. “Anything?” They shake their heads at me. I guess you’re not capable of that. That’s fair. Maybe you just can’t send messages this far away?
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>What is the most complex non-magical technology that anyone can think of.
“Oh hey, I got that!” Mina calls out.
“Yeah, me too!”
“So it’s gonna be these kinda questions?”
“Yeah, they wanna know about our world.”
“I’d go with these things called spectacles! They’ve been rolling them out recently, they’re these little pieces of super clear glass you stick next to your eyes. Apparently some people don’t have perfect eyesight, and they help!”
“There’s these special slings I’ve been wanting to try! I think they’re kinda magical though? You don’t gotta be able to cast spells to use ‘em though! There’s flintlocks, I know some fools that got some! They look complex as hell, haven’t gotten a chance to really look at one though!”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>How advanced are mechanical devices?
“Advanced?! What do you mean?! Compared to what I guess?!”
“We got clocks and stuff! They’re cool! They push a buncha little bits around to keep track of time!”
“Hey, are you gonna keep throwing more questions at us?! It’s kind of a pain to yell!”
“Yeah, they got a ton! Hold on though, lemme try some quick things really quick, I’ll be back over!”
I step towards the target, a good distance back…
30 feet.
Try it Winds, send one out.
>To Mina, in reference to “They’re pretty flirty, calling me kitty cat like that.”:
>Uh... Am I? ...Sure... I will take it!
There’s a little bit of a delay this time before she responds. “Yeah!! Though thinking about how you all might not be from here, calling an amurrun ‘Kitty Cat’ is very flirtatious!!”
I take a few more steps further back, still able to see them.
40 feet.
>To Mina:
>You seem like the kind of girl that doesn't need to be reminded of how beautiful you are but if you want to hear someone say it I'm your guy.
I’m waiting... “ANYTHING?!”
“NO!”
Alright, so there is some range. Lemme get closer and try something else. I step near the target and pick it up, I should be within range of when you were able to send messages earlier. Using the target, I hold it up in front of my face.
“What’re you doing, Tanna?!”
“Hold on!” Try again.
>To Mina:
>You seem like the kind of girl that doesn't need to be reminded of how beautiful you are but if you want to hear someone say it I'm your guy.
I wait for them again, I’m positive Mina would react to that as soon as she got it, but nothing again. I gotta assume the message didn’t arrive. I put the target back in the crook of the rocks and head back to the duo.
“Sorry, was testing if I could send within certain ranges, and whether I needed to be able to see you or not.” I say to them as I arrive.
“Ah, so there are some limitations. That’s handy to know though.”
Alright alright, go ahead and send it Winds. Bet Evel’yee would find the context funny too.
>To Mina (and Evel’yee):
>You seem like the kind of girl that doesn't need to be reminded of how beautiful you are but if you want to hear someone say it I'm your guy.
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“Oh gosh those handsome eyes again, ahahahaha! Was that what they were trying to send the entire time?”
Evel’yee on the other hand recoils in confusion. “What the fuck was that?”
“It’s a projection of what one of the Winds looks like, though I’m pretty sure it’s a drawing. That’s how we appear to them too.”
“Eh? We’re being drawn for them?”
“Yup. They can send sounds too.” Spook her real quick for me Winds. I turn to Mina casually. “Funnily enough they weren’t sending the projection with it earlier.”
>To Evel’yee:
>(trombone noises)
While Evel’yee jumps in the air, Mina puts the back of her hand on her chin and bends forward. She notices Evel’yee and giggles. “Goodness, did you get her with a sound too Tanna?”
I give her a bit toothy smirk as an answer. Gets another laugh out of her. “Well to respond to you Winds, please do! I’ll never get tired of being told I’m pretty, ‘specially not from a well-drawn fella such as yourself. Doing good there Eve?”
“Assholes. They can definitely send noises.” The mouse, dusting herself off and trying not to look a little shaken, turns to Mina and says, “Also you’re a fucking dork.”
“I know! What can I say, attention is addictive.” Mina says, shifting sideways a little and giving Evel’yee a smirk. The mouse just grunts at Mina in response, not deigning to say anything back.
“So, was that Fox? One of them named themselves earlier, though the projection doesn’t look like a kitsune…” The amurrun asks inquisitively.
“No, they mix their messages a lot. Good luck keeping track of them. It’s hard even for me, and I’ve got them all organized and stuff.”
“They got any other questions? It’s a bit exciting getting to explain things like this!”
“Oh yeah, they’ve got a ton still, but there’s something else they wanna say. Apparently they like pads?”
“Pads? Like paw pads?”
“Yeah, they called them toe beans.”
Mina pulls back a bit and squints her eyes playfully at me. “Oh, now that’s a term.”
“What?”
“IIIiiit’s sorta loaded.”
“Yeah, there’s some real freaks out there.”
“I wouldn’t call them freaks, they’re more just… into something a little niche? Carofolk sometimes have a fascination with them.”
“Wait, really? I’m pretty sure they’re just saying they’re cute?”
“Well, let’s hear it!”
>To Mina:
>all flirty, all the time ma'am. But seriously, you encourage us too much and it will never end. Never. Every time you think youve got a quiet moment to reflect, bam. Poems about your toebeans, pick up lines, cute nicknames and promises to scritch behind your ears.
“See what I mean?”
“It’s a little ambiguous. Maybe just a cultural difference thing too? I wouldn’t wanna assume.”
“I’d… be careful with ‘em Mina. They’re warning you y’know?”
“Baaah, maybe not your thing Tanna but I looooove attention. Consider it an invitation Winds, feel free to make whatever poems you like! Just make sure to follow through on those scritches, I love ear scritches!” She knows not what she asks.
“Aye Mina, I dunno what they’re saying to ya but… you don’t even know what they are? Maybe Tanna’s right and you should be careful?”
“P’shaw, they can’t be that bad!”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
> And thats just me. Theres HUNDREDS of us in here.
“O-Oh, wait, really?” That gets her shaking a bit.
“Are there actually Tanna?”
“There’s definitely several unique individuals, I don’t know exactly how many though.”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>Hundreds is an exaggeration. There is a handful active and only two or three of us ever talked to you. I hope this didn't give you scopophobia. But I like some of those suggestions. Expect toebeans poems in the future.
“Eeeh okay, that’s a little more manageable. Making me self-conscious about my pads now, haven’t met too many guys into that. Maybe Tanna could make ballads out of them?”
This is getting out of control, ahaha. “Please GODS do not encourage them to do that, I am BEGGING you.”
“Oh fuck that’d be funny.” Evel’yee giggles, cracking another rare smile. “Playing on yer ‘monica, break a verse out about pads.”
“Imbue the melody with your new shadowy power.”
“Shut the fuck up, shut the fuuuck uuuup.” I say, but I can’t help but laugh a bit. I’m sort of actually having fun talking to these two. I… just a little longer, don’t wanna ruin this yet. “Alright, alright. There’s a ton of questions coming your way. You two ready for them?”
“Do it up.”
“Yeah, fire away!”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>How advanced are looms, clocks, or machines that do math?
“Again with advanced...”
“I get the feeling they have access to technology we don’t. Remember last night with future-tech bows and stuff? They might be more advanced than us.”
“Well, I mean we got clocks? Pendulums, springs, gravity. They’re fairly rare, sell for a lot, often need tuning. Oh, and sextants! There’s standard ones people use all the time, but mine’s slightly enchanted to help with lining shit up, and comes with a mental map of times and tables to reference.”
“For people that can’t interact with the Weave, there’s abacuses. Fairly simple stuff, but you can Prestidigitate complex equations relatively reliably. It’s not exactly easy per say, but the mechanical aspects of the Weave are often dense with mathematical computations. Those that practice True Arcane spellcasting are geniuses.”
“As for Looms, they’re a fairly recent invention! I have to give it to Carofolk, their furless digits really do beat ours when it comes to precision, so clothes for us Beastkin were once a lot rarer. They’d manage with little needles and hand-sew their stuff, and while Rakunai could match them there was no way they alone could keep up with all the demand. It’s possible to do it with magic, fairly mechanical horizontal and vertical weaving, but you’d normally have to have two people work on that, and it didn’t produce a lot. A few decades ago, most Beastkin were fine with the no clothes style, it was a major sign of wealth to have some.”
“Now we got these foot operated machines that can mass produce stuff. Some wizard guy named Melificent popularized the machine. Now if you don’t got at least a shirt on, you’re looked at as a weirdo.”
“Leeeet’ssss go a little faster. Really, there’s a ton.”
“A’ight.”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>What are some of the most advanced mechanisms that exist?
“Elastyr Grand Slings. Terrifying.” Evel’yee says, I’ve heard of those too actually.
“Oh yeah, those are advanced. Imagine a complex slingshot the size of a horse with a magically treated band of super rubber that absorbs and stores the ambient Weave around it within the band itself.”
“Pull those suckers back, load up an expanding metal ball, and nothing short of a black iron wall’s withstanding that. A person gets turned into a fine red mist.”
“There’s also these giant turning wheels called windmills! Purely mechanical, only Weave involved is the natural wind that pushes it! They’ve been around for a few decades at this point I think.”
>How advanced is the process of making lots of steel (or similarly useful, do-most-anything metals) at once in large quantities?
“So if they’re from somewhere else, why is it called steel? Is it really a coincidence that we have the same metal? How are you able to understand them in the first place?”
That’s a good question actually. “Uh, magic? I believe they’re translating themselves in some way, and maybe our steel is some kind of analogue to theirs? I don’t really know exactly though, but we do have steel Winds.”
“In terms of large quantities, you’d have to rely on Threadsmiths. Normal blacksmiths can make it through mundane means and with enough time and heat, but for outfitting an army? There’s special facilities from what I know that produce a LOT of heat, and the exact methods and spells used are kept secret. The process is extraordinarily expensive, both for paying for the service and the materials required.”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>How advanced are things that use rotating power, what sorts of ‘mills’ exist?
“Wind mills, water wheels, and treadmills for the most part.”
“Not much to add there.”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>What forms of ways to achieve useful simple work other than muscle and wind and water power exist?
“Well, I guess there’s always the Weave. There’s things ‘like’ windmills and water wheels that can kind of power things. It’s pretty small scale and it takes a lot of infrastructure, but a person capable of casting spells via Simplified Arcane or Divine methods, sorta like you Tanna, can supply the requisite weave necessary to make power stuff.”
“Take Cosiax for example. There’s a bunch of posts throughout the city that have these little crystals in them, and they’ve been connected through the Weave to turn on at night all in exchange for something equivalent to a 3rd tiered spell. From what I’ve heard, it was a logistical nightmare to setup.”
“Not gonna find anything that fancy anywhere out in the wilderness or random bumfuck village.”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>Could you tell us how the wild, lowbrow sorts of parties go?
“Getting into the more social stuff now.”
“Wild parties? I don’t really have that much experience in that regard, everything I’ve gone to has always been a bit stuffy. I’d sneak out a ton though, things could get pretty raunchy in the closet~”
Evel’yee clasps the back of her head. “Well, I went out of my way not to get involved, but parties in Burnswallow were about as lowbrow as you could get. All sorts of bad shit; hard drugs, lots of violence, and… other things.”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>What music do people make? With what sorts of musical instruments?
“Despite the major religious influence the pantheon has on our country, I’d like to think our choices in music are far more secular. ”
“Rough stuff depending on where you are on the continent. Shanty, free roam sort of styles were pretty common where I’m from. That harmonica of your is a pretty popular instrument, but you got makeshift percussive instruments people loved stomping their feet to.”
“In the more… prim parts of Sacriel you’ll find more flighty stuff. South and central. We like our woods and winds, and there’s a lot of vocal performances as well! There’s the Kethrum too that’s been getting fairly popular, though it requires some magical aptitude to play. They can make all sorts of percussive sounds.”
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>What do they drink? What styles of fighting do people bet on?
“Besides water? Alcohol. A classic in Burnswallow was something called Spidervein. Okagou need the strong shit to feel anything really. Should see ‘em square up drinks against a dwarf or a Rakunai, usually ends with someone vomiting blood.”
“That does sound familiar.”
“Bellshade wine is fairly popular too, but for most folk a simple ale will do.”
“Fancy shit.”
“Aye.”
“Feral bout’s are something folk host local tourneys for, get a crowd going for bets. Kin die sometimes, but you know what they say, always the next life or something.”
“Those’re supposed to be illegal…”
“Just how it is up north. If it means anything, most people don’t try to kill their opponent. Quick way to build up some resentment. There’s some sadistic fuckers out in Burnswallow.”
“There’s duels as well, and group bouts! Sanctified challenges people can enjoy watching. They’re given weapons imbued with non-lethal enchantments so people can display their skills. It’s quite fun in my opinion!”
I know you’ve got more you want to ask, but this nagging feeling that something happened to their friends… it’s sort of making me feel bad. One more.
>To Mina and Evel’yee:
>And this next question is more for me to get an idea of how the world works -- what techniques do people use to prevent unwanted pregnancies when people seek out quiet places near the main party after dark for some sexual fun? And how can we use this knowledge to get Tanna to let loose and be social and not self-conscious?
What?! Let loose!? I’m being super loose right now, can’t you see how social I’m being?! Mina lets out a snort while Evel’yee leans back and laughs. “Don’t answer that last bit.”
“Hah, well. If I’m being honest, I don’t understand the question?”
“Just don’t get pregnant. You don’t want a kid, there you go. ”
“I guess. I mean, you still want to avoid sexual diseases, but you can usually get those cured.”
“Yeah, avoiding pregnancies isn’t really a problem if you’re actually being responsible and know that you can’t support a child Winds, there’s some kinda sense to it. If you really don’t want one, you can just not have one.” Evel’yee looks away when I say that, her expression darkening slightly. Eh?
“That sense ain’t always there…” She mumbles darkly.
Uh… eesh? Getting a bad vibe there, I try to sort of change topics to get off what I just said. Maybe something of interest? “U-uhm, there are some remedies you can make too to prevent them for sure, like making a tea out of soulslip weed and bittervine.”
Mina looked like she was going to say something to try and lighten the mood too, but my comment must’ve caught her off guard as she genuinely turns towards me with surprise. “Wait, really?”
“I… I think so? I’m pretty confident. It’s a really old recipe.”
“Well, that’s the first I’m hearing of it. Soulslip’s poisonous, isn’t it?” She looks back to Evel’yee, who’s still looking somewhat down. Deciding to change topics much to my own personal angst, she says, “Well, whether it does or not, as for getting Tanna to let loose~”
“Oh gods, nuh uh! Shh, shut up! We don’t need to be going into that last bit!” I say with a slight flair of dramatics. Evel’yee puffs a small exhale of a laugh out her nose. “Hey, sorry if I said something.”
“It’s fine, ain’t gonna last out at again. ‘Tis just old stupid shit.” The weski says softly, looking back up at me.
I give her a smile. She does so back, and it’s nice. This whole exchange was actually kinda alright, maybe… no, no… damn it. I can’t, I gotta let them know now. This has been delayed for far too long. Go… go ahead Winds.
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