put it all on tail, baby

Put it all in your dick size!

Put them all on eggshell sturdiness

Allocate Beef.

Enhance knockers

+8 INT
+2 LCK

This is the only correct answer. Fight me!

>>1118436
+2 INT
+8 LCK

>>1118436
We are allocating skill points, not stats.
Here's the optimal distribution:
# Juggling ## Stealth ## Punching ### Puzzle solving # Running # Literacy (you ALWAYS take a point in literacy.)

Author 2025/12/04(Thu)13:55 No. 1118453 ID: e86273
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>>1118427
>>1118442
you are become a Spring, classic monster species.


Welcome to Adventure Tower.
Adventure Tower is evil and you are evil too by association.
Get to the top of Adventure Tower by any means necessary!

You are Spring:
10 hp
Tail (5 meters)
Can Read
Can Juggle

adventure tower begins Author 2025/12/04(Thu)13:58 No. 1118454 ID: e86273
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it really sucks that you were born in the basement of Adventure Tower, instead of being on top of Adventure Tower where the cool final prize is.


do something about it

collect eggshell

Eat eggshell, gain that important nutrition

Your existence is pain
So jump for the top until you make it or die

look for stairs or a ladder.

>>1118454
It is time to play Jump King.

practice your wall jump

Use your tail to jump.

the first challenge Author 2025/12/05(Fri)22:08 No. 1118567 ID: e86273
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>>1118457
To achieve the minds and hearts of others you must first conquer yourself.
Merely moments into existence and Adventure Tower reveals a convenient truth!

Goal: One Million Jumps

About how many hours should you devote to this task?

hours should you devote to this task?

My answer, yes

>>1118567
Lets try for one hour here, and see how many of millions of jumps we can get done in that time, this will give us a good estimate of how many millions of jumps per year is realistic and we can try to set a goal for progressively greater jumps year over year. Then a few years from now we can plot our growth on a chart and admire just how far we've come.

Lets also set aside some time to maybe try jumping up a few steps in the adventure tower instead of simply jumping in place.

One hour to start, just to see how it goes.

two hours, with an hour's break for lunch, followed by another three hours

Jump until you level up your jumping, stopping whenever you get hungry.

forty days and forty nights for it was how long Jesus fasted in the desert amen

Five hours.

Author 2025/12/06(Sat)23:16 No. 1118641 ID: e86273
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>>1118570
>>1118589

the Spring gets Sprung

Author 2025/12/06(Sat)23:19 No. 1118642 ID: e86273
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An hour passes, and suddenly you feel really hungry

its a strange feeling, inside. You feel hunger for...

Justice.

Author 2025/12/06(Sat)23:28 No. 1118644 ID: e86273
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More Jumping, yayyy!!! :3

a minor setback Author 2025/12/06(Sat)23:47 No. 1118646 ID: e86273
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>>1118611
You gave it your best effort, and get tired 2 hours in.

At least you tried, eh?

Give up on this pointless fantasy or call it quits on failure?

7200 / 1,000,000 JUMPS

Lunch break!

There is no failure. Only jump.
but like, maybe let's jump somewhere interesting where we can make choices that aren't whether or not to jump more.

maybe try a charged jump to jump higher! and stronger!

>>1118646
one million jumps is a long term goal. Perhaps at the end of the quest, we'll get a final count. Regardless, collapsing of exhaustion is rarely an effective way of achieving anything. Instead, what you need to do is apply that little brain of yours to the grindstone and think. How do you get up the tower?

Continue jumping until you learn how to fly.

say a prayer to the the jump god master of sweet hops

You only need to jump once! You just have to jump really really high!

Consume floor goo for jump fuel.