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903248 No. 903248 ID: 270774

i thogubt there was no difference between 15% sake and 18% but there is a difference. hey listen to this https://open.spotify.com/track/6N9VpuDKWCm460pohimNvs?si=q9F9bgsWQfC0l84hKxoO5Q
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No. 903249 ID: 270774
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903249

every time i do one of these my hair is different because ive connected my identity to my hair in a weird and probably vaguely unhealthy way and so now every time im unhappy with myself i just change my hair instead of exAmining my feeligns
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No. 903251 ID: a307f1

become some sort of furry so your whole body has hair to express yourself with. then you wont have to have feelings because you will look cool
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No. 903252 ID: b9fe4a

i suffered thru a 21 secobd ad just 2 realize it was nightcore.... cursed

what a mood abt the hair tho
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No. 903253 ID: 70df1e

>>903251
i second this create fursona
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No. 903254 ID: 2474dd

Wear pants on head.
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No. 903255 ID: 73a9f5

Get your hair independently drunk.
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No. 903256 ID: c725bd

Leak spoilers about your quests!!!
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No. 903257 ID: df855e

wow i love this track! do some old school car drifting to this jam
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No. 903258 ID: 56a05b

PRESENT GIRLFRIEND , become catboy
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No. 903259 ID: d1a140

check inventory
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No. 903260 ID: b9fe4a

>>903255
also seconding this
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No. 903261 ID: d1a140

check inventory for WIFE
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No. 903262 ID: ddc815

get the most beautiful of gems for Wife
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No. 903263 ID: c1eaac

thirding fursona creation
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No. 903264 ID: 69c5a4

ur hair is good and so are uou
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No. 903265 ID: 270774
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903265

>>903256
no
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No. 903266 ID: 270774
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903266

wait i did this out of order. anyway shit yeah i have a fursona. im just gonna be my fursona. god thats so much better. cant catch me, personality disorder thoguyths
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No. 903267 ID: 270774
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903267

oh fuck the other thing i have is a WIFE. i ahve a WIFE now. i get my WIFE out of my inventory. wait shit she doesnt have a fursona. i keep meaning to make her one and forgetting
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No. 903268 ID: 2202fb

u look pissed
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No. 903269 ID: de3b57

but u have to have cat ears they are your BRAND
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No. 903270 ID: de3b57

ALSO MAKE HER A FURSONA WHILE DRUNK
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No. 903271 ID: a307f1

equip CAT EARS to WIFE then make her fursona drunkely
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No. 903272 ID: df7e12

What's her favourite animal?
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No. 903273 ID: d1a140

shje's a FOx
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No. 903274 ID: d1a140

>>903273
i'm not making a pass at your wife that's her fursona
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No. 903275 ID: 270774
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903275

>>903268
5HTHIS IS WHAT MY FACE LOOKS LIKE. THIS IS WHAT MY FACE LOOKS LIKE. IVE LOOKED LIEKT HIS SINCE I WAS BORN. WHY DO YOU THINK RICARDO IS ALWAYS MAKING THAT FACE? IM VENTING
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No. 903276 ID: e5ae9a

WIFESONA....
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No. 903277 ID: 70df1e

WIFESONA TIME
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No. 903278 ID: 56a05b

WIFE SONA WIFE SONA WIFE SONA i feel like it would be really cute if she was either a jackal like pascal but realyl fluffy
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No. 903279 ID: 0c3c2c

>>903275
Wifesona. Also give her a jetpack.
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No. 903280 ID: 2474dd

Clearly her fursona is also a goat.
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No. 903281 ID: b9fe4a

wifesona!!! she looks like a little mouse
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No. 903282 ID: ce950c

wifesona!!!!!
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No. 903283 ID: 2755f5

give wife a matching outfit
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No. 903284 ID: 270774
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903284

i guess i was always meant to have cat ears since thats my whole thing so i ahve cat ears now.

also............ my wifes favorite animal is definitely dogs. also her hair is like soft puppy ears. so............... wifesona

well. what now
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No. 903285 ID: 06fdc0

uhhhhhh kiss wifesona?
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No. 903286 ID: 70df1e

become Animal Crossing characters
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No. 903287 ID: 2474dd

Now it's time to go on a Spooky Adventure with notes and monsters and stuff.
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No. 903288 ID: 2755f5

make out
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No. 903289 ID: b9fe4a

go exploring with wife!!
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No. 903291 ID: 56a05b

FASHION MONTAGE
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No. 903292 ID: a307f1

equip WIFE, go outside to see the harvest moon. then begin formulating blueprints for a rocket ship
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No. 903295 ID: 270774
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903295

i kiss my wife gently, which is something she enjoys a lot. did you gusy know my real wife is asleep in the other room. she goes to class and she has class in the morning

anyway i talk to her about matching outfits but she's too shy to wear a crop top and panties which is fine
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No. 903296 ID: 69c5a4

solve crimes!
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No. 903297 ID: 270774
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903297

time to explore with my wife! hey listen to this https://open.spotify.com/track/62l10Oh6kUZZT6Et2PpvHJ?si=_8J1lapnQFmHdUc6J5dRYw
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No. 903298 ID: 270774
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903298

we find a CASTLE. this is a castle, work with me
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No. 903299 ID: b84579

wife needs a cuter dress
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No. 903300 ID: 70df1e

your wife is the QUEEN of that castle, its your castle now, hell yeah
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No. 903301 ID: d1a140

ENTER the CASTLE. maybe it has hot demons
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No. 903302 ID: b84579

a PRINCESS dress
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No. 903303 ID: ce950c

explore castle with wife!!
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No. 903304 ID: 69c5a4

explore castle! look out for guards or traps. find wife a crown!
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No. 903305 ID: 3456fa

think about how much you love ur wife and then Kick those doors down
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No. 903306 ID: 2755f5

take wife into castle
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No. 903307 ID: c1eaac

solve some CASTLE CRIMES. meet a ghost king
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No. 903309 ID: 270774
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903309

okay JEEZ i put my wife in a CUTER DRESS. you guyes want me to draw this the whole time? im DRUNK. i HATE you people. god she looks so cute tho. i cant wait to show her this when she wakes up
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No. 903310 ID: 69c5a4

>>903307
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No. 903311 ID: 6e691c

It's a gay bar in the shape of a castle. Both of you crossdress as males and enter undercover.
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No. 903312 ID: b84579

thats so cute! good job!
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No. 903313 ID: 2755f5

dress is super cute! make it the only thing she is allowed to wear
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No. 903315 ID: 270774

>>903313
i cant make her do shit dude shes the top. i know how it looks but shes the top
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No. 903316 ID: 270774
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903316

i explore the CASTLE with my WIFE
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No. 903318 ID: 270774
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903318

in the very first room we meet the GHOST KING! hes like really pissed off that we're just walking around in his house. you cant just DO that, yknow
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No. 903319 ID: 128eaf

Yank his sheet. You're hooligans now.
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No. 903320 ID: 2755f5

pull off sheet
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No. 903321 ID: 094652

You are now a Goat Titan
Protocol 1 Link with Ghost
Protocol 2 Uphold the Wife
Protocol 3 File not Found
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No. 903322 ID: de3b57

take his crown! and his castle! for your wife!
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No. 903323 ID: 270774
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903323

i YANK his SHEET. like a HOOLIGAN!!!! my wife is trying to make me be polite, liek she always is, but its not working

hey listen to this https://open.spotify.com/track/3v9LpTH1HLLZdxhOSlQWtA?si=hYc9ybJBRPKghH1xsxjIKQ
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No. 903325 ID: 270774
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903325

the ghost king actually looks like this bc of course he does. its a fractal quest what did you expect. idiot
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No. 903326 ID: 282c7b

take his crown n give it to wife! make him a grumpy companion
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No. 903327 ID: de3b57

wwell now you have to find his equally tragic bf
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No. 903328 ID: c1eaac

we must befriend him immediately
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No. 903330 ID: 2755f5

give crown to wife
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No. 903331 ID: a3c075

pull off his OTHER sheet. get nakey
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No. 903333 ID: 2474dd

Put his pants on his head.
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No. 903335 ID: 69c5a4

wear sheet like a cape!! also, befriend king evem tho u stole his sheet
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No. 903336 ID: 128eaf

oh no he's hot
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No. 903337 ID: 270774
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903337

IMa complete bitch to the ghost king. i steal his clothes and his crown and i kick him and i take his crown and put it on my wife
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No. 903338 ID: 270774
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903338

yiou befriended the ghost king! good job
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No. 903339 ID: 270774
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903339

>>903329
we;re not gonna talk about the ghost king lookign like my wife. we're not gonna talj about how pascal looks exactly like my wife which is something every person who knows me in my life has already made fun of me for. we're not talign about it
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No. 903340 ID: 094652

Fractal, listen to me very carefully: check on your wife. Your REAL wife. Make sure she's okay.

We said some violent stuff back there.
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No. 903341 ID: a307f1

make spaghetti
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No. 903342 ID: de3b57

your wife is the FHOST QUEEN now right since u gave her crown
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No. 903343 ID: c4809e

eat some icecream in the spoobly castle
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No. 903344 ID: 2755f5

get naked to make ghost king feel better
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No. 903345 ID: 04a78e

>>903340
dude what are you even talking about
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No. 903346 ID: b1b4f3

>>903339
Ask for a tour of the castle from the now-befriended (ex?)king.
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No. 903347 ID: 270774

>>903340
i checked on my real wife. here is the update: shes asleep. i agve her some kissies and she rolled over and made a sleepy noise
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No. 903348 ID: 282c7b

forget that stinky ghost king looks like wife.. go see if there are more friends in the rest of the castle!
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No. 903349 ID: 69c5a4

castles are full of friends you just havemt met yet
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No. 903351 ID: 094652

>>903347
D'awww

Okay, back to questing:

The ghost king is now the geister jester. Your wife is now Queen Pufflekiss the Zorth. And you get a giant magical boulder that opens up and lets you roll around in it.
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No. 903353 ID: 93f082

Use the castle to do illegal business.
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No. 903354 ID: 270774
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903354

i put the crown on my WIFE. she now the GHOST QUEEN. sick
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No. 903355 ID: 270774
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903355

i make the pitiful GHOST KINBG show us around his dumb castle by KICKING HIM
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No. 903356 ID: 270774
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903356

he birngs us to a DOOR, which i didnt draw bc im lazy

this door is MAGIC says the ghost king. ANY of your FORMER QUEST CHARACTERS could come throguh here if you wanted. even from DEAD QUESTS

oh BOY
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No. 903357 ID: 2755f5

get him to take you to throne room so wife will have seat
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No. 903358 ID: 128eaf

Bring out that hot monolith.

You know, the robot?
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No. 903359 ID: 270774

irl im goign to eat all the cheese in our fridge. my wife, irl, will be like ira why did you do that. well. darlign. im drunk
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No. 903360 ID: 04a78e

goldie!!
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No. 903361 ID: 70df1e

at least let the ghost king have his pants on properly you arent even wearing them
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No. 903362 ID: 270774

>>903358
IM SOF UCKIGNG GLAD PEOPLE REMEMEBR TIOS
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No. 903363 ID: 2755f5

bring in Zjaha
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No. 903364 ID: b1b4f3

Let's get fuckin' MAROON in here!
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No. 903366 ID: 270774
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903366

imd rinking every alcoholic thing in the hosue and makign myself a cheese plate. cheese plate
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No. 903367 ID: 270774
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903367

context: i have a bottle of amaretto btu event I am dnot goign to drink amaretto straight. i ahve to make drinsk
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No. 903368 ID: 9876c4

Release the hammer imp.
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No. 903369 ID: de3b57

BRING OUT SWEAT!!! PLS
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No. 903370 ID: b1b4f3

Actually yeah Goldie is good too.
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No. 903371 ID: 69c5a4

oh fuck i have cheeses in my frigde,
not really a suggestio uhh
bring kel to flex and be wonderful
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No. 903372 ID: 93f082

My father always used to say, "Don't drink and practice necromancy".

Instead of bringing people through the door, you should go through the door yourself!
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No. 903373 ID: 270774
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903373

oh my god yyyyesss its my THREE SEXIEST CHARACTERS: goldie, TIOS, and zjaha!

goldie's thrilled to be here. TIOS seems neutral. zjaha........................ sjaha's not happy
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No. 903375 ID: d887c0

RIP your liver.
It did its damnedest.
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No. 903376 ID: b1b4f3

>>903373
Tell zjaha cheer up she's not in prison anymore
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No. 903378 ID: a94e23

Make these guys your servants cuz your wife is king now and you need servants. It the law or something.
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No. 903379 ID: 69c5a4

throw a party with your newly arrived friends
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No. 903380 ID: a307f1

>>903378
they should have to ewear butler suits
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No. 903381 ID: 9876c4

Time to break out the Stratego and Schnapps.

TIOS, seduce everybody.
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No. 903382 ID: 270774
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903382

ykno w 25 images was pretty good but now im sleepy. catch you next time dudes. actually probably ill continue this threa dinstead of satratting a new one bc this is good
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No. 903385 ID: c4809e

Have a good sleep! a nice sleepover~
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No. 903394 ID: dbf422

I missed this and I'm in hell this was nice and cool
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No. 903520 ID: 2007b6

Ghost king vs. goat king: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4
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No. 903568 ID: 2202fb

You know, you kinda look like david bowie.
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No. 903986 ID: 270774
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903986

OKAY IM BACK AND IM DRUNK its time for a. RECAP
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No. 903987 ID: 270774
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903987

WAIT IM supposed to be my fursona. ok

LAST TIME ON ONE NIGHT ONLY FRACTAL DRUNK QUEST:
my wife and i overthrew, stripped, and humiliated the GHOST KING, whose name is DAKI, and made him our PANTS JESTER
and with his GHOST DOOR, we summoned THREE characters from DEAD QUESTS:
GOLDIE, from MAROON QUEST
TIOS, from WILD/WEARY
and ZJAHA, from GG’S HORRIBLE SPACE ADVENTURE, the deadest of these three dead quests
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No. 903988 ID: 270774
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903988

if youre new and you havent read these old quests dont do it im embarrassed. i mean wild/weary is fine but i have an elaborate reboot planned anyway. i was about to be like “oh i wasnt supposed to say that” but like ive been talking about it on my twitter so whatever

anyway. what are we doign
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No. 903989 ID: 2474dd

Everybody putting their pants on head.
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No. 903990 ID: b1b4f3

Ask ZJAHA why she so mad tho
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No. 903993 ID: c92184

underwear on head
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No. 903996 ID: ddc815

contemplate and appreciate your friend teo
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No. 903997 ID: 3ecfbe

let ME SPECIFICALLY marry daki
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No. 904000 ID: 270774
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904000

only goldie and i put our underwear on our head. TIOS is already naked, DAKI’s pants are already on his head, MY WIFE is too shy, and ZJAHA refuses.

also maroon quest elves have tails now because they should have from the beginning and i bitterly regret not giving them tails
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No. 904001 ID: 270774
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904001

hey ZHAJA i say why are you so PISSED. this is supposed to be a party

IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE screams zhaja. IM A RESPECTABLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY! I’VE DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT! THERE’S NO REASON FOR ME TO BE SUMMONED HERE AT THE WHIM OF SOME DEGENERATE HALF NAKED TIPPLER!!!!!

shit. zhaja;s really mad. shes gonna ruin the whole party
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No. 904005 ID: 114ec6

Make pancakes from the sweat and tears of your characters!

... Do I really have to say the L-word?
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No. 904006 ID: 2474dd

Tie Zhaja up with her own ears.
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No. 904007 ID: b1b4f3

>>904001
Shit, she's straight-edge. I guess you could set her loose on the unsuspecting countryside....
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No. 904011 ID: 925a71

put zjaha back in the magic room unless shes gnna b more fun later on

alternaticely....... get her very drunk
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No. 904019 ID: 2755f5

spike her drink to help her relax
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No. 904045 ID: dbf422

Have you ever thought the real tippler is society
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No. 904051 ID: 36183c

>>904019
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No. 904058 ID: 2007b6

Ask whether she would feel better if you were less degenerate or more naked.
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No. 904081 ID: 2202fb

You really have a thing for the effeminate boys, dont you? Lets add some variety! Spawn in an omniscient, hyperintelligent rock named george
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No. 904083 ID: 8da8a1

Apologize for making zajah one of the sexiest Fractal characters stuck in a quest that died before she could amass like 6 girlfriends to hangout and be sexy with.
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No. 904094 ID: 38e45e

Get close in a way that violates their personal space, gently caress their face, and explain that you created them.
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No. 906124 ID: 270774
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906124

i just ordered like literally so much gioddamn delivery this is fucking nightmare
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No. 906125 ID: 270774
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906125

i have to tell you gsuy what happened to me tonight. im gonna get back to the quest as soon as i finish eating but i have to tell you guys that tonight a drag queen pushed a safety pin through the MEAT of her PECTORAL MUSCLE while making eye contact with me the whole time and i gave her all my money and then got her phone number
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No. 906129 ID: 270774
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906129

>You really have a thing for the effeminate boys, dont you? Lets add some variety!
i will never fuckign do this. you can’t make me. quests are my palace of hedonism and i will never, ever diversify

anyway i caress zjahas face. i caress it and i say HEY SORRY ABOUT GGS SPACE ADVENTURE BEING DEAD

it was ggs HORRIBLE space adventure, says sjaha

yeah yeah. yeah. anyway sorry about it being dead, i say. to be honest i was experiementing with tgchans preferred sci-fi aesethetic and while it ended up being successful it turns out im jsut not interested in stories like that and also with time and maturity ive become uncomfortable w the lazy visual shorthand involved in linking ggs body type with laziness and moral apathy which while unintentional at the time was in the grand scheme of things me parroting harmful norms presented by society

DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT zjaha screams. YOU STUPID BITCH. IC ARE ABOUT ME! ME!!! WHY WAS I LEFT IN LIMBO! ME!!! I DESERVE BETTER!!!!

yeah well, yknow, i say to her, still caressing her dumb face, sorry. anyway do you ever think the real tippler is society

FUCK YOU screams zjaha. THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE

wow, this isnt working. shes really mad. i have no interpersonal skills because generally when someone gets mad at me its online and i just block them. i cant block this. this is the real deal
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No. 906130 ID: b1b4f3

>>906129
Maybe she'll shut up if you kiss her.
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No. 906131 ID: 5c9cc8

are wa dare da

we got any demons up in here
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No. 906132 ID: 2755f5

move your hand lower and start caressing something else

also offer her some "herbal" tea to help her "calm down"
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No. 906133 ID: 2007b6

Squeeze those dangly ear-flap things until she either calms down or stings you half to death.
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No. 906134 ID: 094652

... Is this something you want to tell us and not, say, the police? Or your editor? RL stories like this can make good money and rep for you.

>>906129
I think she wants a conclusion to her quest. Go give her a stupid conclusion to her quest.

How about this: Zahjah develops teleportitis and randomly teleports to a "safe" location after her body produces a certain level of entropy. Most importantly you no longer have to listen to screaming character.

HAPPY END?
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No. 906136 ID: 70df1e

you can block someone irl if you believe hard enough.

get minmin to teach you he has great knowledge of many things like good nails and how to block people irl (you turn into a snake, thats how)
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No. 906137 ID: 270774
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906137

i give zjaha a lil kiss. a lil kissy kiss. i give my own quest character a lil kiss which is weird but as fara s i can tell not actually like morally reprehensible or anything
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No. 906138 ID: 270774
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906138

she stings me so hard that i die.
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No. 906139 ID: 270774
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906139

now im in hell. it kind of seems like i always end up in hell in one night only fractal drunk qustest. one night only fractal drunk quests are about me going to hell

anyway im in hell
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No. 906140 ID: 10a9bd

She's like a cat right? Steal one of her nine lives to come back and tenderly smooch again
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No. 906142 ID: 5c9cc8

is hell empty? as they say, you know. as they say
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No. 906144 ID: df855e

theres gotta be someone else in hell with you. grab someone!
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No. 906145 ID: b1b4f3

>>906139
Call your wife and apologize for dying.
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No. 906146 ID: aedfd9

Call Cain using one of your phone-a-friend lifelines
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No. 906147 ID: 270774
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906147

i float around a lil bit to try to see who’s here in hell with me

oh my fucking god. its just me again with different hair

HEY BITCH says slightly prior ira. i mean fractal. whatever you guys can know that my name is ira i dont fucking care
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No. 906148 ID: 270774
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906148

hi, says me. i dont know about htis. i do not want to have this conversation, whatever it is. i am trying to scoot away but theres like no gravity or whatever and its really hard

GOD YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT says slightly prior ira
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No. 906149 ID: 270774
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906149

i still have my phone even though im dead which i guess is like a statement on the current state of our lives or whatever

first i call my wife but shes asleep

next i call cain. HEY CAIN i say IM LIKE, IN HELL AND IM GETTING CONFRONTED BY GHOSTS OF MY PAST SELF

yeah thats kind of what its like says cain

CAN YOU LIKE COME PICK ME UP OR SOMETHING i say

no says cain
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No. 906150 ID: 9f39fb

Make yourself the new king of hell
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No. 906151 ID: d887c0

Wait a second. If past you is ruling Hell and current you aren't, then what the fuck is going on? Does this mean that at some point you were ruler of Hell and then something happened to take away your title? My theory is that it involved you being irresponsibly drunk and then doing something stupid.
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No. 906152 ID: df855e

make hell your bitch. fuck it! fuck all! if it wont cater to u then fuck it!
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No. 906153 ID: df3dfa

my favorite of your terrible old dead quests was always deerling quest.
anyway. who else is in hell besides you and yourself.
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No. 906168 ID: 094652

"If you pick me up I'll make Acid Quest's epilogue include you knocking up Jolene I'd say marrying but she's slated for Ouyabunny and needs a surrogate father"
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No. 906169 ID: 64c128

ira is such a cool name

EQUIP FLAMETHROWER
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No. 906170 ID: d95c62

confront the ghost of your future self from the NEXT fractal drunk quest
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No. 906179 ID: 1872dc

Wait it's past you, you can use your knowledge of the future to win or escape or something

No wait that's too far no one deserves this
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No. 906214 ID: 2202fb

>>906149
Holy shit, they could have said "That's what it says on the cain."

You had this golden opportunity and missed it!
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No. 906217 ID: b1b4f3

>>906149
Awwww maaaaaaaan pleeeeeease
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