Are we there yet?

Jaimsie: Hey, bb, u there

Jaimsie: ?

Jaimsie: Look, Im sorry it was so short notice

Jaimsie: But me getting a full scholarship? My gpa is like 2.5 and my attendance is fucking nothing. I cant pass this up, mom would flip her shit

Jaimsie: And Im sorry I didnt call earlier, cause my receptions going to be dogshit from now on. I mean Im on a bus, and this college is in some lil mountaintown in idaho, bit far off the fuckin grid. Might be able to send pics but not as often as Id like…

Jaimsie: Look I want to make this work. You are like the best thing in my life you know! I dont want us to end like this. If any1 can do long distance its us. And I really really need you right now, you know how dumb I am at figuring stuff out. I promise Ill text whenever I can. Please stay wtih me?

Jaimsie: *With me

Jaimsie: fuck

Jaimsie: Please say something

New fone who dis

HELLO. ARE YOU A HUMAN?

Segfart: I'd warn you of how suspicious this is
Segfart: But honestly
Segfart: We're irresponsible and stupid and life hasn't been sunshine and rainbows for the past twenty years
Segfart: Hypothesis:
Segfart: Doing the smart thing, and turning down this scholarship to a conspiracy or a cult or something that starts with a C and doesn't rhyme with punt
Segfart: Is not going to end happily ever after
Segfart: The real miracle would be us getting middle-aged and limiting our hatred of each other to arguing about the latest Sci-Fi dramas for the rest of our short, poor lives
Segfart: So get in, see what's behind door #1
Segfart: Worst case, we both reach the end of our miserable lives a lot sooner
Segfart: Best case, we become superheroes
Segfart: Whatever
Segfart: I'll visit

>>837821
>Please say something
"Something"

You: Something

Jaimsie: Ha ha

Jaimsie: But u know what I mean

You: New fone who dis

Jaimsie: Wait for real??

Jaimsie: Fuck sorry my bad

Jaimsie: Hey but your in my contacts! Ha. You got me. Guess I deserve that tho?

You: HELLO. ARE YOU A HUMAN?

Jaimsie: No, Im shit. I know your angry. Im so sorry. But I still love you.

You: I’d warn you of how suspicious this is, but honestly, we’re irresponsible and stupid and life hasn’t been sunshine and rainbows

You: Turning down this scholarship is not going to end happily ever after. So get in, see what’s behind door #1.

You: Whatever

You: I’ll visit

Jaimsie: Thank you so much!! Does that mean your okay with staying together?

Jaimsie: Btw what do you think I should major in? Havent decided yet

History with a minor in occult rituals.

>>837833
I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO SHIT BEFORE. MARVELOUS. WHAT DO YOU POOP?

Get something that you can do unemployed, like Nautral Sciences

Only if you promise you won't bail halfway thru. It's gonna be difficult and a long time and a thousand things you heard before, I mean I don't want a breakup to happen, but I want it to drag along for months way less.

Undecided. not 'undeclared' or 'exploratory studies', Like, get 'undecided' on a diploma, to have.

rly tho do something you care about. Do it for you.

>>837833
Long distance relationships don't work. No hard feelings, but we're just friends now.

>>837833
Think of something you love doing.

Besides me.

Whatever that something is, then major in that.

>>837840
Don't be an asshole.

You: I feel like an asshole for saying this, but long distance relationships don’t work. No hard feelings, but we’re just friends now.

Jaimsie: Please no!!! You are more important to me than anything in the world! Please dont give up on me now! We can make this work!!

You: Only if you promise you won’t bail halfway thru. It’s gonna be difficult and a long time and a thousand things you heard before. I mean I don’t want a breakup to happen, but I want to drag along for months way less.

Jaimsie: I wont bail!!! Im in this for keeps. I know we cant bang or whatevs but we’ll figure thins out! Def not wanting to drag it along if your not happy.. But I want to do everything we can do before giving up. Lmk if you have anything you wanna try. Im open!

You: Get something that you can do unemployed, like Natural Sciences

Jaimsie: I guess I could.. Was never great at science tho. Any other ideas?

You: History with a minor in occult rituals

Jaimsie: That feels more like your thing but I’ll keep it in mind. Anything else?

You: Maybe ‘undecided’? Not ‘undeclared’ or ‘exploratory studies’, like, get ‘undecided’ on a diploma, to have.

Jaimsie: Is that real or are you joking

You: Think of something you love doing.

Jaimsie: Signing w/ my brother. Good to know in case I lose my hearings omeday too, and its fun spending time with him

You: Then major in that. It’s something you care about. Do it for you.

Jaimsie: You think? Huh maybe. I like that idea actually! Maybe I could be a teacher.

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Jaimsie: Hey idk how good thisll look but I was thinking of signing and of you

Jaimsie: Do you know what it means?

Jaimsie: Also do you have any ideas how to pass th time cause Ive been on this bus for hours and Im going nuts

Jaimsie: Also also Im wearing the scarf you gave me. Kinda look like a gang member tho lol

>>837847
<3
Your camera sucks lol
Damn I can't see out the windows at all either, is it foggy? what's with the wires hanging from the ceiling

You could bug someone else who's riding on the bus. Or play a game. what did you pack?

Check your phone, there should be an app called "Laff It Out". It's this game where I send you pictures and videos, and you hold in your laughter as long as you can. There's a text message in each stage, and you have to type it out in the allotted time or you lose. Also, your face has to be breathing on the camera, crack a smile too long and you lose.

'rock on'? throwing up the horns?

d'ja bring any books or art supplies or any of your intellectual pursuits?

Please don't get attacked by crips or fog monsters.

>>837847
That's a neat phone effect you've got there. Those creepy looking ghosts outside of the windows are a nice touch!

Unless that's an optical illusion I'm seeing from staring at the static in the image for too long?

You: ‘Rock on’? Throwing up the horns?

Jaimsie: Lol. No

You: <3

Jaimsie: Haha! <3

You: Your camera sucks lol.

Jaimsie: Receptions shit rn, pics wont be great

You: Damn I can’t see out of the windows at all either, is it foggy? Are those creepy looking ghosts outside of the window?

Jaimsie: No ghosts lol. Its just a rock wall. Bus is going into the mountains, my views been one rock face after another for like hours

You: What’s with the wires hanging from the ceiling

Jaimsie: You pull on them when you reach your stop so the driver knows your getting off

You: Check your phone, there should be an app called “Laff It Out”

Jaimsie: I dont have it. If you put it on here I mightve deleted it by accident. Sorry.

You: You could bug someone else who’s riding on the bus.

Jaimsie: Haha! That sounds fun. I dont want to be a bitch tho.

You: What did you pack? Didja bring any books or art supplies or any of your intellectual pursuits

Jaimsie: No books. No intellectual pursuits. Im like the least intellectual person I know. Living stereotype lol. Packed mostly clothes, hair supplies, makeup, my netbook, etc. Did bring some sketchbooks and brushes tho.

Jaimsie: Hey bb. Tell me what to draw

>>837858
>Hey bb. Tell me what to draw.
Dragon.

Every fantasy foot fetish (mermaid tail + cattaur body + harpy butt wings + you get the idea) attached to a giant lobster.

Please draw this and not Troy Baker riding a t-shirt cannon firing t-shirts at a literal sea of webcameras.

Draw a nice landscape do you have something to look at besides rocks. Also how many other people are ridding in the bus of the damn bored? Any look like they're going where you going?

Draw a luigi board.

Is it just me or do you look like a fire nation graduate with those clothes on?

Hey, here is a good one. Draw me!

Hold on my ex is texting me

...

I forgot to switch didn't I

>>837866
...I admit, I want to know if a mermaid foot fetish is even possible.

>Hey bb. Tell me what to draw
Send nudes

wait, I guess you're in a public place. Better draw something like a beach sunset.

Draw a spooky ghost.

Draw someone ripping a band-aid off.

>>837858
A physical manifestation of craving sweet sweet poon-tang as a silent hill monster

Hold on, Siri search art prompt generator.
no don't send that.