I'll vote for 1 because you're not the kind of person to stay inside unless necessary. Also, the kind of books they have in the library don't interest you.

Lars seems like a general extrovert.

immediately commit suicide with a spork

1.
Because girl shorts.

Im going to say 2. Our author mentioned this chapter crossing over with the first. We might as well see how our human friend finished.

TheDartKid 2017/10/13(Fri)18:24 No. 836495 ID: befd98
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I decide to just head outdoors and catch some fresh air. The weather was great and being outside could get rid of some of the weed stench. Some of it. Before I head out I run into the school's Lit teacher Ms. Barnfield. She had a cloth in her hand that appeared to be covered in sharpie ink as if she cleaned sharpie off a surface with it. As she catches walking by me she gives me a little smile
"Hello Ms. Barnfield" I greet her.
"Hello Lars, mind spellin' Jane Austen for me, hun?"
I'm confused as all fuck at the request, but I go along with it anyway
"Uhh... J-A-N-E A-U-S-T-E-N. Jane Austen" I spell it out
"Warms my heart plenty you know how to spell the name of one of the most important female writers correctly. You did better than your human friend. Next time you see him, be sure to tell him that misspellins' don't go unpunished"
"Okay" was all I could respond with before opening the door to the outside...
(Cont...)

More?

TheDartKid 2017/10/14(Sat)15:25 No. 836688 ID: befd98
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... I step outside and breath in the fresh air. I'm was still quite high at the moment so the sunlight and trees looked that much more pretty. I'm walking through the courtyard, minding my own damn business when Reggie comes dashing in from the other side and hides behind me.

"What're doin-" I try to ask before seeing what it was he was running from before me...
(Cont...)

TheDartKid 2017/10/14(Sat)15:57 No. 836692 ID: befd98
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...Before me stands Chud Weaver. A burly and buff bull. To put it bluntly, he's a dick, always pushing around the weaker kids in the school and now his nostrils were blowing air in my face.
"So, are you in the mood to get your ass whooped like your buddy Reggie?"

"Please Lars, don't let this guy destroy m...e" Reggie pleads "I'll give you all the weed you want!"

Reggie... wasn't quite my buddy to be honest. It's not that I had an issue with the guy either, it's just that the only time he would ever talk to me is when I had bud on me and he would always ask me to share it with him despite never having offered any and now he wants me to put myself in harm's way to defend him. Is it a good idea?

1) Intimidate that bully and let him know Lar's willing to take him on.

2) Try to diffuse the situation between Reggie and Chud

3) Abandon Reggie. His quarrel is solely between him and Chud. No use getting in the way and getting harmed in the process.
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Make choice here: http://www.strawpoll.me/14150443

>>836495
>spelling name correctly
That's pretty much the least important thing she could ask you to know about someone. Pretty low bar.

>>836692
Kick the bull in the balls.

Defuse first? Try and see whats up before fighting?

I voted for 2 because, before we can do anything at all we need to know more about the situation. Who did what to whom and for what reason?

>>836692
Fuck that voting shit. he’s a bull? That means he’s got a giant set of balls. Normally I’m assuming he would brag about that, hell any man would. But see in this case it’s detrimental, especially when you make yourself out to be giant dick. Drop low, dick punch him square in the balls and make it hurt.

TheDartKid 2017/10/15(Sun)13:54 No. 836913 ID: befd98
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"Could I at least know what's the beef between you two?" I ask him. His nostrils flare after my question

"What's it to you? I'm trying to beat this little shit's ass and you're in the way. What is there to talk about, sheep?"

"He must've done something..." I say

"I caught this fucker here flirting with my girlfriend!" He replies

1) Offer the half of a blunt you have, everyone loves weed after all, even bullheaded assholes
2) Tell him Reggie has weed he can offer for his safety
3) Punch him in the balls
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Make choice here: http://www.strawpoll.me/14157629

Well, Reggie said he would give us all the weed we want so.. seems like a good deal if we can get him to back off for half the bunt we have right now.

>>836913
1 and 2.

"Man, everyone flirts with your girlfriend."

Ooh good line. I voted for the share the weed but if the punch to the balls wins should go with that.

Use your cartoonishly large teardrop to cast rain magic, cooling tempers and passions. but only in this hex.