sunvisor 2016/02/29(Mon)17:16 No. 706338 ID: c46200
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“Yeah! It turned out to be a spider infestation. We caught the queen. We got her right here. Wanna see?”

“Huh did you always have that cage with you? I didn’t see it before.”

I got it out of hammerspace. Haven’t you heard of it? Its made by bad continuity.
“Yeah I just dropped it when I saw you two f-”

sunvisor 2016/02/29(Mon)17:19 No. 706341 ID: c46200
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“SHHHHHUT UP CAL! Go put that spider away in containment B. And Vera stop trying to kill Ops and go to the front. We have a customer out there. Who I assume you didn’t hear coming in because you were too busy slacking off work and trying to murder the eyeball.”

>sure
>sure right after I kill the orange piece of shit
>it ate my paperwork! How am I supposed to do my work without my papers?

>it ate my paperwork! How am I supposed to do my work without my papers?

How can you get anything done when you ate the paper work.

oh shit i just realized i made 2 more continuity mistakes on the panel i was talking shit about myself making continuity mistakes. ignore that shhh

Let us kill this thing real quick then we'll get right on that.

But... Papers!

"sure right after I pop this orange eyeball like a grape"

>>706347
dude chill, no one cares, no need to draw attention to it.

Execute that bitch, you've been taking its shit for far too long. This is simply the straw that broke the camel's back. You don't want problematic monsters like that around here.
You should've used a gun, coulda done this old yeller style or like in Of Mice and Men.

sunvisor 2016/02/29(Mon)19:42 No. 706383 ID: c46200
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I cut the orange bastards head off. Ive been waiting for years to do that. Fuckin sweet.

“Ooookay, that was not necessary. Like at all.”

sunvisor 2016/02/29(Mon)19:45 No. 706387 ID: c46200
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“Yeah, yeah, whatever. The bastard ate my paperwork. It had it coming.”

“Okay blame the innocent orange monster thing that literally never did you any harm for your lack of effort. Whatever. Anyways, you are not going out to meet customers like that. Go wash up ill distract them.”

>yeah ok ill be right down stall em for me
>its fine c’mon they’ve waited long enough
>shut up you’re so annoying. Go jack off or something.

>its fine c’mon they’ve waited long enough

Be right down.

Seriously, what do you DO around here?

Let's go wash up.

it's fine, if they ask then it's an orange juice spill. Which is not technically incorrect.

go down right away keeping customers waiting will get u in trouble

sunvisor 2016/03/01(Tue)01:22 No. 706431 ID: c46200
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“Itll be fine don’t worry bout it”

“Fine, you’re the boss. But if you lose another customer it’s going to be YOUR head that’s rolling on the floor next!”

>Seriously, what do you DO around here?
Huh I thought it was obvious, but ill say it once more. Im the owner and founder of “a Baby Sitting Center for Baddies” (BSCB). We take care of monsters and other uncontrollable species that wreck places until the one who found it either calls the police or finds a way to get rid of it. We contain literally any creature for a price and for a specified amount of time. I sometimes go out on ‘missions’-as my team likes to call them- with the crew. But mostly I sit here and manage the shop and collect requests from customers.
What I’d really like is to find a nice girlfriend and have a nice time. But Chickadee (my secretary) refuses to let me hit on customers (in the shop). Oh well. Its probably for the best since my last girlfriend tried to bite my head off. That’s the trouble with dating spiders. That was a while ago though. I don’t doubt something interesting will come up soon, however. Nothing stays slow for too long around here.

“Vera!! You are a mess!! What is this!! Ive been calling you for the past half an hour!!!”
Ah, that’s Chickadee. Cute fella really, thinks the cloak and bandana hides the fact theyre a bird. Don’t know why they bother, honestly, but none of us at the office like to point it out.

“Oh there was a small spill in the back office. Nothing big really.”

“Nothing big??????? You REEK of blood have you completely lost it????!!!!”

“Naaaaaaaaaaaah, don’t worry about it.”

sunvisor 2016/03/01(Tue)01:22 No. 706432 ID: c46200
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Then I notice a sweet looking sheep in the waiting room. I push Chickadee aside and address the sheep.
“Oh, you must be our customer. I’m the owner of the shop, Vera. How can we help you today?”

“Ah yes I came here b-”

sunvisor 2016/03/01(Tue)01:23 No. 706433 ID: c46200
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Then she lifts her head up and notices my outfit. “IS THAT BLOOD?”

“Uh…….no………?”

“Oh, ah, um, s-sorry. I’m not very good with b-blood. I-is that like, a costume?”

“Y-yeah. We had an, um, office party.” Maybe I should’ve cleaned up a little bit.

“Um well, that explains the screams I heard, hahaha..”

sunvisor 2016/03/01(Tue)01:23 No. 706434 ID: c46200
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We really need to sound proof that door. “Yeah… so what’s the problem…?”

“Mrs. Vaa.”

“Mrs. Vaa.” I repeat with a smile. She lays the full story out to me.
Apparently her wife was cursed by a witch (illegally, I might add) turning her into a miniature sculpture, which Mrs. Vaa (the one who came to seek me out) accidentally ended up smashing. An honest accident she assures me. I’m inclined to believe it too, seeing as those hooves don’t seem very convenient to pick up sculptures with. What she wants is for us to find and contain the witch who cursed her wife. Which she assures me, again, that she’ll be very grateful for. And will call the police on as soon as possible.
I’d take up any offer from a (now single) woman so beautiful. But there are two problems with this request.
1.We’re a “containment” facility for monsters… which generally does not include people or things that are sentient. It’s not really a legal issues since bounty hunters exist but its sort of like a moral issue. But then again I just killed the orange eyeball thing so morals might not be the biggest issue here.
2.I’m not very good at dealing with curses. We do have a curse specialist in the group but then… I’m not very good at dealing with her either.

>accept the sheeps request
>refuse the sheeps request

shes so cute u have to accept her request. please. for the cute furry girl do it

Fuck she's too cute, but she's a recent widow, so trying to take advantage of her would be kinda fucked. Ask why she hasn't gone to the police, if she has a good enough explanation we can consider her request.

>>706431
So if you run a shelter, which part is killing baddies in your care.

>her wife
Dangit, why are the cute ones always married. And customers.

>what do
Accept. Let's get in some trouble.

>>706435

accept, but explain your reservations so she knows what to expect. also yeah it's maybe a little soon for flirting but it can't hurt to strike up an acquaintanceship tbh

Ask her if you can see the "corpse". If she's dead, you can use the fragments to locate the hexqueen and hire a few bounty hunters to finish the job.

... Also ask her if she was using her wife as a dildo.

No deal, butterfingers. We're not bounty hunters, and we're not about to dive into that business.

Accept. Don't ignore the plot hook!

sunvisor 2016/03/02(Wed)00:53 No. 706803 ID: 9c3889
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“Do you mind if I ask why you haven’t reported this to the police before coming to us?”

“Ah, yes, well, I was so afraid that they’d implicate me for the murder of my wife, I had nobody else to turn to! I mean, showing up with pieces of my shattered wife and no witch really makes me the prime suspect doesn’t it? But I swear it wasn’t me! You believe me right?”

sunvisor 2016/03/02(Wed)00:54 No. 706804 ID: 9c3889
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“Of course.” I accept her request and we discuss terms (reminding her we are a strict containment facility i.e. no killing involved) as well as payment. I bid her farewell and promise to give her a call as soon as we find the witch.

Here is what we know about the witch:

1.The witch specializes in curse magic, no elemental spells or necromancy. Which is still pretty powerful on its own.
2.The witch was last seen in the downtown magic district. I have contacts there who we might be able to interrog-inquire about the witch. But that might cost a bit.
3.The witch likes to visit the spa every week or so. There’s only one reputable spa in the downtown magic district but they keep their lips sealed about their customers. The only way to infiltrate would probably be to have a spa treatment there but it’s really expensive. I don’t think I can explain to Banny that using our budget to take a spa day for investigation is necessary.

That’s really all I have to go on for now. I suppose I’ll have to decide who I’ll be taking on this mission with me. I’ll probably only take about two or three people other than me along.

sunvisor 2016/03/02(Wed)00:54 No. 706805 ID: 9c3889
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>choose two or three more people to bring along.

bring cal. i suspect since they're immune to magic, it'll help fighting a witch. bring banny bc diplomacy skills. also bring the gunman.

>>706805
rewind time and un-kill the obvious onion knight friend, obviously

(just to clarify the LOCKED is the curse specialist we are going to bring along no matter what)

Future vision? Can you figure out when the witch is going to visit the spa and ambush her right outside?

Bird and Blob of Distempered Dislike.

Suggestion 2016/03/05(Sat)07:11 No. 707395 ID: 9bd464
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I cant seem to make up my mind about who to bring along. Everyone just seems to be a fairly good choice right now. So I just decide to take whoever is available. I get up and head on towards the back office when I hear I scream coming from that direction.
I pull open the door and find- “VERA HELP ME!!”

Nothing. Nope. Nothing here.

“VERA DON’T IGNORE ME!!”

Im gonna check in the back lounge to see whose home right now.

“VERA PLEASE!!”

I hear Chickadee walk in behind me and screech at the sight as I pull open the next door, leading to the storage room.

Suggestion 2016/03/05(Sat)07:12 No. 707396 ID: 9bd464
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”Hey whats hanging.”

I walk past all the spider webs and open the third door. I swear if theres anything here too-

Suggestion 2016/03/05(Sat)07:12 No. 707397 ID: 9bd464
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“Woooooow Vera you look terrible. And what’s with all those screams back there? Did Banny see a spider again?” Mierl cackles while Naila stares at me impassively.

“Hey guys what’s up.”

“What’s UP? What’s UP?!” Mierl breaks out into a fit of laughter. Gods she’s annoying.

“C’mon frowny face! Lighten up! I didn’t curse you with the inability to frown just for you to be a bore all the fucking time!” Mierl is such. A pain. Such a fucking pain. “WOOOOW. So rude!” She giggles.

“Gods. Whatever. Mierl I need you to-“

“I know, I know, come with you to see about a witch and a curse and blah blah blah.”

“And-“

“Check the flying ball of mystery and future shit for any info. I know. Being able to read minds is so convenient isn’t it!” This is what I mean about her being a pain to deal with.

“I am NOT a pain! And the flying fluff ball says fuck you. Go figure out this shit yourself.”

I groan. “C’mon fluff ball. I don’t keep you in the house just to float around.”

Mierl turns to the fluff ball for half a second and then turns back to me. “It says you absolutely do. And the only hint it’ll give you is the witch likes pedicures.” Sometimes I wonder if she even bothers telling me the truth. As I think that I see Mierl’s grin widen. Shut up Mierl. Fuck off out of my mind.

“Great. Thanks a lot fluff ball. Anyways, do any of you know where Orb and Vice are?”

“Absolutely. Orb is taking a nap in your room and actually took the time to write out a ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door. And Vice is out.”

“Very helpful. Out where?”

“Wouldn’t say.” She giggles again. I’d pressure her for more information about where Vice is considering she probably read their mind and knows where they went but that’s their own personal shit. I guess.

Looks like the only ones that aren’t busy are Mierl, Naila, and the fluffy floating guy.

“Alright. Looks like ill be talking only the three of you with me. C’mon let’s go.”

Mierl leaps up off the couch and Naila rises along with her. Theres one positive about Mierl, she never refuses a mission.

Honestly I feel kinda bad about leaving the base in such a state but the crew can take care of themselves. Im more worried that ill be returning to the skeleton of a burnt down building. But hey, you cant make gains without taking risks.

Suggestion 2016/03/05(Sat)07:31 No. 707401 ID: 9bd464
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I change into a clean set of clothes and the guys gather their gears before we set out. We walk for a bit until we end up in the downtown of the magic district. Due to the fluff ball’s unhelpfulness we have no choice but to aimlessly walk in and investigate each store.
Currently it is 6 pm, it’ll be closing hours soon. We probably only have enough time to investigate one or two stores.

The stores from the left are:
The Magic Shop: Sells curses, magic lessons, charms, and magic clothes
Nyaice’s Spa: its literally a spa
Convenience store: trades information on the down low (but really expensive), its also just a normal magic convenience store that’s run by trolls.
Apartment: full of only magic users, I have some contacts there that I might be able to hit up for a cheaper price than the trolls but magic users don’t like to rat out other magic users so they might need some convincing.
That Cat’s Shop: sells magic ingredients, pet food, and summoning necessities.
The Smiler’s shop: sells potions, spell scrolls, and do fortune readings for the non-magics.

Check spa

>>707395
>>707396
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

FIX THIS YOU APATHETIC BITCH!!!

>>707395
Oh god it's immortal. At least we found out what its ability is.

>>707401
Check the spa. The hint we got leads there.

>reminding her we are a strict containment facility i.e. no killing involved
So... why then was killing eyeball dude fine?

>The only way to infiltrate would probably be to have a spa treatment there but it’s really expensive.
Can't we just sneak in or something.

>>707448
He got better.

Snowman shop.

NOOOOOO BANNY & CAL NEED U.......

Suggestion 2016/03/25(Fri)18:27 No. 711477 ID: 5a8006
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>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
i sold my ability to give a fuck along with my parents' organs on the black market for vespa. I'm sure they'll be fine.


>So... why then was killing eyeball dude fine?
i mean like, I'm completely ok with killing people. i just dont want my company associated with that image because shit like that always causes a lot of trouble in the future (i.e. see every anime about revenge and shit)

>Can't we just sneak in or something.
I wish, Nyaice has the highest security around with magic shit along with actual bouncers, and I am way too pretty to get torn into cute shreds by either of them. Let's try the legal approach first.

We walk into the building and were immediately assaulted by the smell of artificial flowers, I had to take a moment to steady myself before heading to the front desk for fear I'd just pass out there and then.

The woman at the front desk glanced up at me, with that gaze that all secretaries seem to have where they do address you but look through you at the same time.

"Yes may I help you?"

sorry for the long wait guys (if you care that is) i was considering just dropping this quest but decided hey! why not continue not like i do anything with my time

>>711477
Image resolution!

Tell her you wanna get a pedicure.