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606437 No. 606437 ID: a81751

I'm a Ditto, and the most popular guy at the daycare. My trainer has been gone for years...leaving me here to breed with whoever I want. I can get any piece of PokeAss I want...but I'm a bit tired of it. None of the girls I breed with actually interest me. They're just pretty. When will I find the one true mate? I heard that a new Pokemon was moving in today...I wonder if they'll be anyone worth investigating.
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No. 612268 ID: 0eaf76
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612268

>You used Confuse Ray!

"Egads! Wh-What's going on?" Aha! Winfred was confused! Now's my chance!
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No. 612274 ID: 9d8b7f

Fly right above him and turn into snorlax or a whale.
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No. 612299 ID: 534cc4

Transform into Whalord (wailord?) Above his head and use body slam!
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No. 612301 ID: 534cc4

Or we Could be smart and point blank fire blast him as a charizard.
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No. 612302 ID: 687279

This seems somewhat unfair. Can't you engage in a real fight with him? Aerial Ace is a pretty classy move, just use that to beat him up a bit.
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No. 612306 ID: f461c5

>>612301
I remember something about type advantage not meaning everything?
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No. 612307 ID: 534cc4

>>612306
So what? It does exist and its a high damage KO move.

He is in no position to Dodge so let's end this.
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No. 617762 ID: 1a57d2
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617762

Quickly! While he's still confused! Transform!

>You transformed into a Wailord!

>You used Body Slam!

BOOM!!!
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No. 617763 ID: 2f2fc2

>>617762
"This murders the Winfred"
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No. 617764 ID: 42443a

Well. Ditto-ing into anything sure is overpowered.
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No. 617765 ID: 687279

>>617762
is...is he dead? Maybe not. Normal attacks aren't very effective against steel type, after all. Get off him, prepare a Hydro Pump in case he's still got fight in him.
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No. 617766 ID: 2f2fc2

>>617765
supposed to spar and learn from him not kill him
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No. 617767 ID: 687279

>>617766
I'm saying to use it if he keeps fighting. The seismic toss didn't stop him.
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No. 617780 ID: 33565b

>>617762
Whoa dude we're supposed to leave him in a condition that he can teach Dragonair some stuff.
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No. 617794 ID: d1a9b3

Eh, if we overdid things with Winfred we can always just switch to Audino or Chimecho or something and use Heal Pulse on him.
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No. 618297 ID: 986fa4
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618297

>You transform back to a Ditto.

"Hey, Winfred? You okay down there?" I peer over the edge of the crater. Valy slithers up next to me. "D-Did you kill him?" I shake my head. I can't see in the hole...can't imagine it could've killed him...
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No. 618298 ID: 987d42
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WHAM!

"What a barbaric move, Ditto! Never sit on me again! It smelled of fish and sea water! Urgh!"
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No. 618299 ID: 42443a

Laugh it off.

Haha, sorry, I hadn't even been in the water!
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No. 618300 ID: 7d7f93

Heal him up
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No. 618302 ID: 687279

OW MY FACE

Transform into a copy of him and push back against his head. "You're a tough one, old man. Keep going?"
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No. 619510 ID: 0eaf76
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619510

>You transform into Winfred!

“Heh! You’re quite the tough one, old man! Wanna keep going?” I’m still pumped up! I’m ready to go! I press heads against him, grinning. Winfred stares at me for a while before taking a step back.

“As much as I’d like to keep sparring with you...this little one should be going back home.” Winfred pulls the Whismur under his wing. “Aw! But sir! I wanna keep wa--” The Whismur is interrupted by a stern expression from Winfred. “Y-Yes, sir…”

“Thank you for the battle, Ditto! Let’s do it again sometime!” The two took their leave, with me and Valy left alone. She lowered her head to my level, an excited look on her face. “That was incredible, Ditto! I had no idea you were so strong…”
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No. 619511 ID: 0eaf76
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619511

I puff out my chest, with a heavy air of confidence. “Yep. That’s why so many Pokemon respect me around here. I’ve been here for a long time, heh~” A few Pokemon off to the side were shooting bedroom eyes at you...but you choose to ignore them, for now. Valy slithered off towards the direction of the main yard. “I’m going to see if I can find a place to hunker down for the night...you don’t have to come with if you don’t want to. It won’t take but a few minutes.” There are plenty of female suitors who would love to spend time with me, but would I rather accompany Valy?
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No. 619522 ID: 6cb462

After that fight, wouldn't you want to have a break alone for a little bit? maybe reminisce on the good times you had with your trainer years ago?
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No. 619528 ID: 69ab8d

Eh, go with her.
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No. 619530 ID: be839b

And become the pink slime you call a body.
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No. 619653 ID: 330ce5

Now is a good time to chill maybe do something relaxing, such as finding a shady tree to rest under.
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No. 619782 ID: f5baae

>>619511
you are totally going to follow her. She invited you, so why not?
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No. 620512 ID: 4ba39a
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620512

...Hmm, perhaps a bit of solitude would be a better choice. I’ve been dealing with Pokemon all day and I haven’t been able to get any sort of me time for myself! I locate the nearest tranquil pond and rest on the shoreline. Around this part of the daycare, few Pokemon manage to find this spot. They mostly stay in the main yard, so it’s much quieter. I suppose I should figure out if I want to take Valy’s possible companionship to a more serious level...She seems very nice, and so far she holds me in high favor! This is a good start, but I have to bond with her more if I am to win her heart…
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No. 620513 ID: 699beb
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620513

“Ditto? Are you here?” Ah! There she is now! “Yes! I’m right here, Valy. Do you need something?” Valy lowers her head, smiling nervously at me. “Oh, I just wanted to sit with you for a bit, you don’t mind, do you?” I shake my head, patting the spot beside me. “Not at all! Come, come.” The two of us sit there in quiet for a good few minutes. Valy began to splash at the water idly with her tail. “Ditto...be honest, do you think I’m pretty?”
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No. 620525 ID: 330ce5

Tell her she looks more than pretty, she is beautiful.
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No. 620539 ID: 687279

>>620513
"nice looking" means pretty, right? Then yes. Feel free to flatter her but don't be dishonest. For instance you could tell her you wouldn't have suggested what you did if you didn't think she was pretty.
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No. 620559 ID: f5baae

>>620513
"Absolutely, why do you ask?"
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No. 620585 ID: e2bcf3
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620585

"Absolutely. You're beautiful! I wouldn't say that if you weren't, by the way. Definitely a gem." Nailed it. Valy ducked her head down, turning away from me. Did I offend her? "Valy?" Silent, pondering, the Dragonair sat there for a good moment before returning her gaze back to me. "Then please do not take offense if I may fall for you..."
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No. 620586 ID: fb17e6

>>620585
DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU, IT'S THE DEVOURER OF SOULS
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No. 620587 ID: a18f15

(Wait, what happened to her horn being broken. I'm gonna assume art error, and not that we're being tricked by another ditto or something).

>Then please do not take offense if I may fall for you
Why would that offend me?
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No. 620589 ID: 330ce5

Is this an imposter? Ask if she found that place to stay yet.
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No. 620590 ID: 46df9e

Actually I went back and checked and you can see her horn is unbroken as far back as >>610571
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No. 620591 ID: 630070
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620591

"Why would I be offended? Also, what happened to your horn? You figure out a way to fix it?" A rustling from the bushes caught my attention. I look over to see...Valy? "Ditto, sorry I left during the battle I had to-- uh, wh-what is this?"
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No. 620592 ID: 46df9e

So someone switched out during the battle. Ask the imposter who they are.
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No. 620593 ID: a18f15

Either she's got a twin, or there's another ditto here!

Poke the imposter.
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No. 620595 ID: a1c4b6

Someone trying to fool me by pretending to be you.
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No. 620598 ID: b77899
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620598

"You're an imposter! Who are you?" The Dragonair transformed! Into a...Shiny Ditto?! The Pokemon twirled in a circle, giggling. "Hello! Hehe, I was hoping to hook you up with that DRAGONAIR over there...but it seems that I was caught!"
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No. 620599 ID: dbe554

Hoping to hook us up...? By basically pretending to be her without us actually wooing her? Sounds more like she wanted us to hookup with HER rather then the actual dragonair.
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No. 620600 ID: ea0ad9

>>620598
A ditto playing matchmaker, not with herself as the match (Just a stand-in for them)? That's... Actually surprising.
(I'm saying she because they look more feminine...)
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No. 620601 ID: a18f15

Wait wait wait. When did you enter the daycare? How come we didn't notice. Was ditto just oblivious to the fact it had a peer, or were you using transform to hide the whole time?

I get the feeling one of us should be offended, here.
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No. 620608 ID: 46df9e

>>620598
While I appreciate wanting to help someone the fact is that what you did was disrespectful to the both of us. What would be the point of us getting together if it was based on a lie?
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No. 620612 ID: 330ce5

So does this ditto want us to commit to one pokemon so that they can claim the hearts of everyone else?!? Probably not, should probably ask what is up.
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No. 620620 ID: 687279

>>620598
Wow, ask when they arrived.
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No. 620630 ID: f5baae

"Wow, you know, I think you're lying, if you would be trying to do that, don't you think it's a little strange that you went in her place? It seems you were trying to trick me to get attracted to YOU!"

"Frankly, I don't have time for your shenanigans, get out of here."

explain what happened to Valy
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No. 620638 ID: 179dda
620638

>>620630
No. Too strongly worded, we don't HATE her.
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