Nah. Try /tg/ or /v/ if you want to play games.

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Mustache

Maybe?

What kind of game?

PC 2014/03/15(Sat)22:26 No. 566490 ID: 79d595
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>You disagree in a most respectable way

Hah hah hah, too fucking bad, you're tied up.
We're already playing the game anyways, the rules are real simple you see... you've just gotta live and stuff... So like, are you getting this? Of course you are~ You ready to play?

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Can I take a nap first?

Hmmmppphh

Nnnmnmnnnn. Fnnmckn yymmmn.

PC 2014/03/15(Sat)22:36 No. 566497 ID: 79d595
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>28 Letters

That's the spirit! First one's easy, you just gotta get through that door!

>Your shit is magically removed

take chair, throw chair towards the door to see if anything bad happens to it, if not move forward.

Nope. Resolutely cross your arms, your legs, keep your butt in that chair, and shake your head vigorously.

Oh no, our shit is removed. We must regather our shit.
And then throw stuff at the doorway.

Masturbation is clearly the only answer.

Kick chair, acquire chair leg club. Throw rest of chair through the door.

The winning move is not to play. If your opponent wants to make that unavailable he will at least have to work for it. Sit there and wait.

1... PC 2014/03/15(Sat)22:59 No. 566507 ID: 79d595
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... Welp...

>>566507
Well alright let's keep the chair anyway, and walk through the door.

PC 2014/03/15(Sat)23:14 No. 566510 ID: 79d595
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>>566509

>Yep... Yep... So, the trap is triggered apparently...

PC 2014/03/15(Sat)23:22 No. 566511 ID: 79d595
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The path seems to be clear...

>>566511
I don't see any marks on the walls or floor... Step up to the intersection and tap the corner of the wall with our stick.

Oh shit a gelatinous cube

Try to outrun it.

Examine Foreground Wall

Oh wait, there is a line on the floor at the intersection where there shouldn't be one. Probably another slicing trap.

PC 2014/03/15(Sat)23:46 No. 566518 ID: 79d595
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>>566516

Better than that can be done!

>"Foreground": Just another passage
>Back of the passage: A door... and two things on the ceiling.

"I need to go the bathroom!"

PC 2014/03/15(Sat)23:59 No. 566520 ID: 79d595
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>>566519
"Hahah, how embarassing... Maybe one of those doors has a bathroom?"

Okay. You are being held hostage by an entity whose control over the environment has no known limits. It wants to play a game, the rules of which are unclear.

The only sensible thing to do is to learn about the rules in the least fatal way possible, preferably by refusing to do anything until said entity gives you enough information that you know what to do other than "look around."

Masturbate furiously, and I do mean furiously. Frown as you have never frowned.

Enter foreground passage.

PC 2014/03/16(Sun)00:25 No. 566523 ID: 79d595
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>>566521
>Your hand is a flurry upon your-

"OKAY OKAY, JUST STOP! You're in this building I... fixed up... and you have to get through the traps. I'm not even pressing anything ok?... There's a bathroom in that passage... just, just stop..."

>>566523
You have to assert yourself. You're in a bad situation, but that doesn't mean you can't make the most of it. Take charge, keep that hand firmly on your junk all the way to the bathroom. I also recommend stripping down to really show them who's boss.

>>566523
Okay let's go through the passage. Keep an eye out for more traps.

"First up, don't waste time threatening me, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die here. Bringing me here and running me through a maze of death traps is kidnapping and first degree murder, or attempted murder and who the fuck knows how many other charges if I live through your traps. Killing me or capturing me again at that point is the default move to stop me from telling the cops.
"So, why the fuck am I here with death traps?
"It can't be because you want me dead, I'd already be dead. If this a place you 'fixed up' then I'm dealing with your traps, but why? My only guess is that this is some crazy-asshole's version of porn.
"As long as this is all about jerking off why shouldn't I be jerking off?"

bring the chair with you to test for traps, check out the closest door first because it's close

>>566631
Seconding this after we quicksave.