rip the front and back so you are more maneuverable.

Take off all your clothes except underwear, you don't want to give the crocodile anything to get a hold of.
And you could possibly blind the crocodile by throwing clothes on it's head.

Remember also that these animals usually have great crushing power in their jaws, but not so much opening power. You can hold the mouth shut. (Well, unless the genetic engineers fixed that weakness).

Sarda Chiliensis Lineolata 2012/08/28(Tue)22:42 No. 449026 ID: fa9f7e
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>>449022
>>449018
Use dress to bind crocodile's mouth.

Then get behind it and drive something, say, a high heel, through the back of its head at the right angle to sever its brain stem and insta-kill it.

That can't really be fixed by genetic engineers without making the gator unable to move its head, since you can't really move the brainstem.

Sarda Chiliensis Lineolata 2012/08/28(Tue)22:45 No. 449028 ID: fa9f7e
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Alternative image for Girl's benefit.

Yes, that's an alligator, not a crocodile, but they're fairly close, and crocodiles have to be able to move their heads and have brainstems too.

Right now, we have to hope it was just genetic enhancing, like he said, and not enough engineering to drastically change its anatomy.

chirps 2012/08/28(Tue)23:25 No. 449045 ID: 34cbef
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[Old Man] >>449009 >>449018 >>449022 >>449026 >>449028

[Girl] Why the hell are you telling ME all this, i don't even know you!

[Old man] You got the look of someone who seems capable.

[Girl] worry about yourself, maybe i want this.

[Old man] Okay, i guess being strangers doesn't help this at all. My name is Mike Mutsol, I used to be a scientist. I actually work for the GPD but got caught snooping in some files, so now they see me as expendable and dumped me here.

[Girl] then why don't your cop buddies save you.

[Detective Mutsol] They are... or trying to, they don't even know i'm in trouble yet. But i'm positive that my partner Bern will get to the bottom of this. Anyway, tell me about yourself, Why are you here?

[Girl]...i...i'm here cus I couldn't listen to daddy anymore...

[Detective Mutsol] Oh, so you're some twisted CEO's kid. What happened?

[Girl] ...I didn't want to put on the dresses anymore... and i didn't want him touching me anymore... so he got mad. I'm okay with being here, they told me no one survives in the pit.

[Detective Mutsol] Poor girl, You know i'm not gonna let you die. You remind me of my late wife, strong willed but blind to seeing it. What's your name?

[Girl]...daddy always called me sweetheart...

[Mutsol] That's not a name.

[Sweetheart] well fuck you then, i didn't ask for your opinion- and i certainly don't give a shit why a stranger cares anyway.

[Mutsol] I like you, since you've seemingly been abandoned i'll adopt you into my family right now. But you definitelly need a better name, how bout i call you Regina, after my late wife?

[Sweetheart] ...i don't care, do whatever you want.

[Mutsol] Okay Regina, what do you like? What hobbies do you have?

[Sweetheart].... i dunno.

[Mutsol] heh, come on- everyone's got things that they like. Mine is taking in criminals and giving bad guys what they deserve, your's could be anything. So, think really hard and tell me- what do you like?

>__________

vipers

they're fucking awesome

>>449045
Crocodile wrestling. "Daddy" thought this would be a fitting end.

>>449049
Seconding.

Also, Regina quest. Hell fucking yes.

1/2 chirps 2012/08/29(Wed)00:12 No. 449070 ID: 34cbef
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[Sweetheat] ...i like vipers...

[Mutsol] huh, well it's something.

[Sweetheart] somethings tugging on my foot!

[Mutsol] Oh, then it must be your turn. Don't be afraid, just keep your ears open and i'll throw down suggestions on what you should do. If you listen to me you'll beat that mean ol crocodile no problem.

[Sweetheart... well i guess so. here goes nothing.

2/2 chirps 2012/08/29(Wed)00:22 No. 449074 ID: 34cbef
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[Mutsol] Regi, can you hear me?

[Sweetheart] ...y-YEAH, IT'S DARK DOWN HERE.

[Mutsol] Well what can you see.

[Sweetheart] It's like a pillar that sits in the water, and there's like steel poles sticking upwards towards the cieling.

[Administrator] Welcome new contestant, to the CROCODILE PIT. This new contestant seems to have had problems with independance and listening to her peers so in return she will be disciplined! As you and the audience may be wondering, those steel poles are taller then the size of our crocodile monster and are there as in IMAGINARY SAFETY NET! This is used to lengthen the dread that a contestant may feel when the crocodile comes to bend over the bars attempting to break into the little snack cage, If our little lady should happen to leave this cage and try to swim to safety she will be swallowed WHOLE by the monster without actually seeing it! And we don't want that to happen, the audience would love to see the Utter Carnage of a little girl being ripped apart by a 10 ton monster!!!! Don't worry young miss, the crocodile is in these waters somewhere- And it is Hungry!!!!

[Sweetheart] Old man, what should i do?

>__________

>[Old Man] >>449009 >>449018 >>449022 >>449026 >>449028

I can't tell what she's wearing on her feet. On the bright side, her legs seem pointy enough to stab crocodiles.

Sing something. Everyone knows giant crocodiles love people who can sing.

Let's make music together~\o

Remove dress and grab any sharp objects you might have like a hairpin or whadtever. Climb a pole and wave dress around below you as a bait. Leap onto the crocodiles back and stab it in the eyes while you hang on for your life.

>>449104
if the poles aren't slick. if they are then you need to listen for the water splash and turn and face it.

(Wait, we're an old man shouting advice now? Really?).

Walk in a circle, banging the poles as you go, setting them humming. All that vibrational energy is going to be dumped into the water, making it hum like a tuning fork. He'll hate that.

1/2 chirps 2012/08/29(Wed)17:30 No. 449319 ID: 34cbef
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[Sweetheart] I dunno how singing is going to be useful, also i'm not very good at it!

[Mutsol] Well see if you can climb one of the rods.

[Sweetheart] ...I think i hear something.

2/2 chirps 2012/08/29(Wed)17:32 No. 449320 ID: 34cbef
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[Mutsol] Be careful, it might be-

[Sweetheart] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?

CLIMB CLIMB!

Sing you fool! Sing for your life!

GO FOR HIS EYE! TUNNEL RIGHT INTO HIS GODDAMN BRAIN AND KILL HIM DEAD!

chirps 2012/08/29(Wed)20:18 No. 449406 ID: 34cbef
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[Sweetheart] LALALALALALA RA LALALALA HAHA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *wimper* LIFE IS GOOD LIFE IS GREAT SUNSHINE SUNSHINE

[Mutsol] Well, seems i gotta go down and help the little one.

*totes land on the eye*

Land on the jaw, sink it's teeth in the ground.

 

Reveal your GPD trained super scientific martial arts that uses the absolute full potential of your body. Break off the poles and use them to impale and stab the crocodile in its vital locations.

Rescue maiden in distress and be smooth about it. Compliment her singing and sing a few lines in return. Embedded video very much related.

Oh well don't let me embed a video then, I don't care.

>>449563
are you putting the full URL of the video or the video ID in the embed thing? I've noticed that it throws an error either way, but will actually embed the video if you only put the video ID.

>>449026
Take down this croc with the same advice you gave Reggie at the start.

'cause that's how you roll.

1/3 chirps 2012/08/30(Thu)17:30 No. 449775 ID: 34cbef
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>>449456
[Mutsol] The best part of science is that i can come up with flashy ways to preform things. 600 tons should do the trick.

2/3 chirps 2012/08/30(Thu)17:30 No. 449776 ID: 34cbef
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SKRAAAAAAAAAAA-dook

3/3 chirps 2012/08/30(Thu)17:32 No. 449778 ID: 34cbef
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[Mutsol] Hmmmmm, I wonder what i shall do with this large pointy tooth? I wish i had a young attractive girl to help me kill this monster, but where will I find such a person here in this deep, dank pit?

You can violate conservation of mass? Nice, that's certainly one way to keep the mouth shut. How's that work, some kind localized gravity increase? Energy to matter conversion? Hacking the Higgs field?

In any event, give Regina the tooth. She can finish it by hacking through the spinal column, or going for the brain via the eye.

Tell us what other laws of physics you can violate.

chirps 2012/08/31(Fri)18:59 No. 450212 ID: 34cbef
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[Mutso] Regina dear, can you be nice enough to get this giant shiv from me and stab it a few times in the back of the head?

[Sweetheart] Nope, can you like... do it yourself? I'm pretty fine and safe over here.

>______

"if i move it will be able to move as well, can ether finish it off yourself, or have me do it and let it go crazy and rampage while i do it."

Just throw it at her. She'll deal.

Impale it on one of those bars nearby

1/2 chirps 2012/09/01(Sat)03:41 No. 450295 ID: 34cbef
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[Mutsol] Regina, if i step off it's gigantic maw it will go back to being very dangerous and that'll just make killing it even harder.

[Sweetheart] You seem very... what's the word... CAPABLE! You seem like a very capable old man. I'll just stay up here and chear you on! YOU CAN DO IT!

[Mutsol] Oh for christ's sake, CATCH!

[Sweetheart] huhwaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

2/2 chirps 2012/09/01(Sat)03:43 No. 450296 ID: 34cbef
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[Sweetheart] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Sploosh*

[Mutsol] ...welp looks like I had a lapse in judgement there, wonder what I should do next?

>_____________________

>>450296
Give her a few seconds to surface. If she doesn't, then walk over to this thing's brainstem and power-stomp a tooth into it yourself. Then go rescue her.

Crocodiles have a much harder time opening their mouths than they do snapping them shut. As long as you apply a liiiiiiiiittle bit of pressure to keep its face shut you should be fine.

Heck, I bet you could easily tie its jaw shut and then ride it around like a scaly, overgrown horse.

chirps 2012/09/02(Sun)03:26 No. 450619 ID: 34cbef
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both are fairly decent ideas, but it seems our scientist friend is all out of either teeth or rope.

>>450619
Ok, then forget the tooth. Just walk over to its brainstem and power-stomp it with your foot. Just as effective, but you'll need new shoes afterwards.

Well you're just going to have to use the same trick again. Reduce your weight to 0.1 kg and jump with the crocodiles next movement so you'll be thrown high up in the air. Use your coat to glide and aim and then activate 600 ton mode for the second time.

Then again the croc might just retreat to heal... It may not be hungry enough to try eating with a broken jaw.