damn, avoid playng fiddle

Make damn sure you didnt bring that fucking fiddle with you, that thing is more trouble than its worth.

Find a homeless person. They would no doubt sell their soul for a house.

Strip Cluuuuub

What kind of soul stealing are you into here?

Honest to god Faustian soul selling, all the riches, powers and pleasures of the earth in return for an eternity of damnation? Devil's catch soul selling, where you offer them a good deal, but then fuck them over somehow before they get to really enjoy it fully? Or is this just the spiritual equivalent of a smash and grab?

>>436555
Did you bring your golden fiddle?
Go find a homeless man and ask him to do a challenge with the prize being gold and the wager being his soul. Don't tell him it's a gold fiddle or a fiddling challenge until he agrees.

Look for a politician. Or someone who uses tgchan.

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>>436572
I can't say I haven't dabbled in all three of those categories before. So I don't quite know yet.

>>436565
>>436574
What, this shiny fiddle made of gold? I take it wherever I go, and why wouldn't I?

>>436560
I am an avid fiddle player. Sometimes I just can't help myself. Sorry, no guarantees.

>>436568
A man of my caliber hardly belongs in one of those cesspools.

>>436567
>>436574
Ah yes, the homeless and the destitute. Their souls ain't worth much but I suppose every bit counts. Why look, there's one of them now. They're not all that hard to find in Georgia, after all.

>>436586
offer him a house in exchange for a soul.

>>436588
this

nah, the homeless are crazy and don't actually like houses. They pretty much just like booze.

Offer him a sammich for his soul

I bet that homeless guy is better at the fiddle than you are.

>>436663

this, but don't make the sammich too fancy. maybe some butter and cheese will be enough.

Do people in Georgia even have souls?

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>>436932
I highly doubt that.

>>436964
Most of them.

>>436662
>>436663
>>436943
"Hello there."
"Wha..."
"You look like a hungry fella."
"Unhh..."
"How about this excellent turkey sandwich? I'll just need your immortal soul in return."

you need to get a better grip.

Might want to dial back our ambitions for a soul a bit. If we can not take on a hobo with a booze bottle. Do chickens have souls? Maybe a squirrel?

...that totally counts as him taking the deal, right? He accepted the goods after your offer. That's implied consent. The bottle head knocking was just a cultural thing.

I mean, c'mon, you're the devil. You've gotta have the rules written so that counts.

>>437000
point, you gave him an off and he took the sandwich.

>>436995
Don't you have like, dark majjiks or something? Chase down that fucker and make him pay for trying to rob the devil himself.

>>437002
>>437000
This certainly would work in an American court. Call your advocate.

>>437000
I agree, he's signed a contract now!

Generally soul collection happens after death, so even if it does count, the hobo has to die before we can claim anything. Make a note that this guy owes you one (1) human soul and move on.

If has to die first, the only question is whether you wait to take you fee in due time, or if you're going the cursed deal route. You know, use your cruel irony powers to have him choke to death on the sandwich he sold his soul for before he can even enjoy it.

>>437002
"By grabbing this sammich, you indicate your acceptance of this agreement."

>>437040

Unfortunately you already exceeded your cruel irony quotient when the devil got mugged by a hobo. No sense going over budget.

Well just don't gawk there! Tackle the fucker!

>>436995

Open a sandwich kitchen.

Sell chicken sandwiches on Sunday.

Attract all the hobos.

The price? Their soul.

Hobo's clearly too hard for us.

We should find an investment banker.

You have the dudes soul now, whether he likes it or not. God wouldn't let that fly, that's technically stealing anyway if he doesn't "give" his soul away... wait I'm sure you already had that guys soul anyway now. So you have net zero souls and new -1 sandwhiches. Is that how this business works?
lets go get more

>>437383
That's right. Have you even read the bible? According to that thing, you're gonna get well over 99% of humanity anyway. Why bother working for it?

>>437393
Preemptive tl;dr "Jesus voids sins for wanting forgiveness once, so contracts are neccesary, but this guy doesn't even seem the type to do that, so we're actually have a good chance of getting his soul no matter what we do."
too long; just deleted, now to move on to something much much shorter
tl;dr for preemptive tl;dr "Jesus loves everybody except for contracted souls."

SEDUCE BOAGA