DuNe 2012/02/25(Sat)16:35 No. 388875 ID: 27d278
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???:"Hey, what's up."

How do you respond?

Ask him who he is, of course.

DuNe 2012/02/25(Sat)17:04 No. 388880 ID: 27d278
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>You ask him who he is

???:"Quite simply put, I'm your ticket out of this pathetic Navi-clone existance of yours."

You don't know who this Navi person is, but he made it sound horrible.

Kick him in the balls. It's all his fault.

Suggestion 2012/02/25(Sat)17:07 No. 388884 ID: cf49fc
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Fuckin' Navi clones. After kicking him in the balls, get the fuck out of your existence. You don't want to be associated with that lot.

DuNe 2012/02/25(Sat)17:22 No. 388887 ID: 27d278
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>>388881

This is you. You're dead. You're just a spirit. Floating around in the void. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT PAL!

???:"I can totally sense your bewilderment, so let me explain this to you. Yes, you are dead, and I can't really bring you back... At least to a normal life. However I can offer you an existence. If you choose to join that is."

>He puts up a compelling argument... Now what?

Join what? What kind of existence? What happens if we refuse?

>>388887
Almost anything would be better than not existing at all.

Let me guess you want us to an organization of Grim Reapers or something like that. Sounds cool so far. What does joining up entail exactly?

DuNe 2012/02/25(Sat)18:45 No. 388915 ID: 27d278
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???"Don't wanna' jump in head first I see. I guess you have learned something from your death, that was brutal... Anyways, to
gain this existance, you'll have to join us, the Reapers. Basically, we're a group dedicated to order in both the Natural
World, and the Spiritual World. And before you say anything, we aren't a rip-off of the Soul Society, they're the
posers!"

>You have no idea what he's talking about, but you decide to agree.

???:"Anyways, as for yor existance, it's of your choice, which you can only choose if you join."

>You ask about if you refuse

???:"Hey, I'm not forcing you to join. But considering your past, you're gonna' be stuck in Limbo... Alone... Forever,
floating east to the beginning of nowhere. In other words, you're SOL pal."

>Well then... Do we take the offer? Or take it up the ass?

Take the offer up the ass.

>>388915
Take that offer so far up your ass that you spray light out your mouth whenever you speak.

Figuratively.

Also, begin plans for world domination, just in case eternity shows signs of not sucking.

>>388919
World dominion sounds good, so long as we don't end up as a megalomaniac bishonen who has the power of creating illusions that affect all the senses and who can asspull his way out of a tight corner.

DuNe 2012/02/25(Sat)19:18 No. 388932 ID: 27d278
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>Take his offer up the ass you say

???:"...I'm going to assume that's a yes. In that case, you're a step closer to starting your quest. Hah, take that fourth
wall! But there's one thing you need to do..."

DuNe 2012/02/25(Sat)19:19 No. 388934 ID: 27d278
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The drill is: You choose the species(must be organic), and the name, and get this all fixed up so we can start with our boring line wait, and meet our squad.

>>388934
Squad? I'm tempted to say Tozol, buuuuttttt...

Let's go with a Dragonborn? Female, perhaps?

Scellors are fun. Let's go with one.

>>388936
Drawgoon gurl, I choose you.

>>388944
AGREED.

Yeah sure something draconic is good.
And I'm game for a girl too.

Draconic Female. Preferably with functional wings.

A bit more specific on the Draconic part please.

>>388989
Dragonborn :U

Female humanoid body shape. Draconic features (scales,slitted eyes,tail,etc). Functional wings. Black scales. That help?

Dragonborn

sandvichborn! I mean uh, yeah dragonborn...female.

Wait, what? We don't know where the heck we're going or who else is going to be there. It would really suck if we're going to a human society where we end up as a freak hiding under a big hat and a trenchcoat every time we leave our bedroom and there's no possibility of having a healthy civilian life and a family.
We also don't know if we're ending up on a planet with a cyanide atmosphere and anything we take that isn't cyanide-breathing will die painfully in less than three minutes.
NEED MOAR INFOZ!!!1

DuNe 2012/02/26(Sun)06:58 No. 389042 ID: 27d278
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I totally didn't fall asleep...

Anyways, because there seems to be a tieafter my nap, these are your choices.

>>389041

This is a quest, therefore there are even doobies and sergals. If there is a just human town or something, they're probably specieists and should be protested thoroughly.

Dragonborn.

Dragon

>>389042
...dragon

sandvich of irony...no really dragonborn.

Winston 2012/02/26(Sun)08:16 No. 389051 ID: 0d7a83
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>>389042
I think people may have been talking about the older type of dragonborn, not the skyrim kind, but whatever votan for dragon.

Yeah, if dragonborn means the old D&D-type half-dragon or whatever, then I guess I'll go for it. If it means the Skyrim kind, then fuck that, downvoting.

whichever one lets us puke lightning.

DuNe 2012/02/26(Sun)09:12 No. 389064 ID: 27d278
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OTL

Okay, let's do this one more time, be back in 30 minutes, I have a migraine...

Oh no. We're not going to go through the whole quest with someone else's head copy-pasted on to ours right?

we will never have any friends

LIGHTNING PUKE

The humanoid dragony one, because being able to fit inside buildings is useful.

Voting for the Argonian. Because eh.

Wait, is sandwich a choice? If so I want to change my vote to sandwich

DuNe 2012/02/26(Sun)12:08 No. 389096 ID: 27d278
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The title is lying

Oh hey, you're a Dragonborn. And not the overly-loud, overrated bootlegs.

Anyways, before we move onto the best part, you need a name.

>>389096
Escedé

>>389096
Trixa McGoodun.

Calmasis

Smedley D. Butler

Bob.

I like Escedé. upvoting.

>>389104
This.

Qupa.

Qupa Thunderbarf.

>>389105
third

>>389105
Yes, same

>>389102
No, let's be a marine Commandant!

Smedley Butler!

>>389116
I'm glad at least one person knows at least one of the reasons why my suggestion is awesome. There was more to him than just being a ranking officer in the marines though.

>>389117
A marine Commandant who was also asked to join a coup in the most ill-advised recruitment drive ever!

DuNe 2012/02/26(Sun)16:34 No. 389124 ID: 27d278
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???:"So... A female dragonborn named Escedé... Well atleast the name is cool, the rest seems like a snooze fest,
but then again, this is coming from the Grimdark guy."

>You resolve to make sure that you punch his shit out later.

DuNe 2012/02/26(Sun)16:35 No. 389126 ID: 27d278
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???:"Well, everything seems to be set up for you... Oh and spoiler, it gets worse. Be seeing you!"

>And with that, he reaches out and grabs you.

Escedé 2012/02/26(Sun)16:37 No. 389127 ID: 27d278
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>Suddenly, you're in some sort of waiting room, completely white, with other people... You can't help but wonder, why the hell a waiting room? Especially one so bland! Well, I guess this puts your plans for WORLD DOMINATION on hiatus.

Escedé 2012/02/26(Sun)16:40 No. 389130 ID: 27d278
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>You look down to see a Resume Me on your lap. Isn't that just punny... Let's just fill it out so we can get the hell out and startENSLAVING THE WORLD doing stuff. You also notice that a lot of these questions seem to be REALLY stupid... What's the deal with these guys anyways?

(You know the drill, fill this baby out... IN PURPLE INK!)

That's it? That's how lame a date with grimdark guy is? A couple questions, a smartass putdown, he makes a grab without either dinner or dancing first, and you wake up in a waiting room immediately after?

Grimdark guy is an awful date.

Weapon: Halberd. They're the best weapons in mass combat, and we'll have a squad. Swords were more of a sidearm for single combat, etc.

Height: 5 feet 8 inches?

Weight: Eighty stone.

Body Type:Steatopygic.

Sex: N

Tozol: as long as it wants to.

Sandwich: Ironically, we never ate it.

Orientation: Omnisexual. Incidentally, nice chair you have there.

???: Demimondaine.

Glasses: Terezi Pyrope.

Filler: No

Weapon specialisation: Other people and found objects.
Height: Tall enough
Weight: Never ask a lady that!
Body type: Skinny with large boobs and decent hips/ass
Sex: Y (the kinkier and the more mind-scarring the better)
(Tozol question): Neil Armstrong or Michael Jackson style?
Sandwich: Needed more mayo
Orientation: Not furry, otherwise flexible
???: !
Identify owner of these glasses: Awesome
Filler: Smut

Weapon specialisation: dunno
Height: a lot
Weight: u callin me fat?
Body type: sexy, lol
Sex: y
Tozol, moon ect: the fuck is a tozol
How did that sandvich taste: like ur mom lol
Orientation: northeast
???: yes
Identify owner of these glasses: some fag
Filler: fuck

>>389149
this

Haha, okay, really though. Here's the stuff that really matters.

Weapon specialisation: Two-handed swords
Height: 6'5 ft
Weight: 253 lb.
Body type: Fit, wide hips, small bust
Orientation: Straight

Weapon: Glaive. The best kind of polearm.

Height: 6 feet

Weight: Really?

Body Type: Shapely

Sex: Y

Tozol: Wat?

Sandwich: There was a sandwich?

Orientation: Bi.

???: Yes.

Glasses: Me?

Filler: ...?

Okay, fill it out like this

Specialization: Laser Vision
7 feet, 300 pounds
Body: Dragonborn female, Sex: Hell Yes
Answer1: 121.416064 hours, assuming running speed
Answer2: Good
Orientation: Done
???: !!!
Answer3: Rastin
Filler: No

Haha get it: No.
Weapon specialization: Lightning breath
Height: 5 feet
Weight: 5 minutes after filling out this form
Body type: bold
Sex: n
Tree: Dunno, the Tozol shot me first and blew up my entire research base.
Sandvich: Ironic
Orientation: NORTH
????: !!!!
Glasses: Me
Filler: Bunnies

Suggestion 2012/02/26(Sun)19:38 No. 389182 ID: 8ff502
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Am I doing it right?

No, every single protagonist ever uses swords. Let's use something slightly less cliche. Naginatas or glaives if you don't think halberds look cool enough. Also Terezi Pyrope > Dirk Strider >:v

>>389183
lolno

But I don't really care what the weapon is. I just couldn't think of anything.

Change weapon to Glaives.
Everything else is fine.

Suggestion 2012/02/26(Sun)19:47 No. 389186 ID: 8ff502
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Okay, fixed.

I'm going to bed now though. Night.

>>389186
>6'2
>160
Assuming it's pounds, you know that's almost anorexic, right? The healthy weight for that height is around 200.

>>389187
And assuming it's kilos, that's about 264 and a half pounds.

...Well, I DID suggest morbid obesity, but I doubt that's it.

>>389187
You might want to double check that.

I'm 6" and 160 pounds, and I've still got some flab. Granted, I don't have much for muscle... It depends a great deal on your body type, I guess!

Uh, if she's kinda dragonish that would mean she's got armour for skin as part of her anatomy, right? That means that for a given build she should mass more than a comparable human probably.
Let's see... average weight for an adult female human in the US is 162 lbs, at a height of 5'4" which is almost an entire foot shorter than Escape Key. Unless dragon-furries are hollow-boned like birds or something she might be dying of starvation, and definitely not toned for a brawl, at that weight.

We were asked what our favourite weapon is here, so therefore I'm going to guess it won't do to make her a skinny little heroin waif. I suggest we try again on the height and mass question.

Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)14:10 No. 389290 ID: 27d278
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>You look over your character setupResume Me You didn't know what some of this stuff was even about, but everything seems to be in order... Except that RED INK, how did that get there?... On another note, you also resolve to work on your spelling a bit.

Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)14:17 No. 389292 ID: 27d278
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>Then you hear a male voice what you assume to be an intercom. from where? No one fucking knows.

Voice:"Hey, #500, you're up! Don't let this be a waste of my time!"

>... Well... Your number is 562 so it seems you have some waiting to do. You turn your attention to the canine looking fellow next to you. He seems pretty pissed.

>>389292
Ask what he's mad about.

>>389292
Punch him.

Kiss him.

try puking.

Nono, we must punch him in the snout to establish dominance.

All of the above in the order they appear.

Can we not punch the guy?

>>389307
I don't know. Let's see if we can restrain ourselves from drawing back our arm, bunching our hand into a fist, and then slamming it into his snout. We'll have to do it a few times to prove we're purposefully not doing it and not just unable to do it.

Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)16:15 No. 389311 ID: 27d278
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animuerted

Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)16:26 No. 389312 ID: 27d278
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CRITICAL HIT!

>That punch has lowered your rage substantially.

Guy:"Okay, okay, you've made your point... Since you want to know so bad... Uh... Well, you see. We have psychical bodies and all, and therefore psychical needs... And I've been in here for quite a while and... Uh..."

>He motions for you to lean in, so you do.

Guy:"I have blueballs..."

>Did you see that one coming? I didn't.

At the very earliest opportunity, get a domme outfit and get this guy into our squad. It'll be fun to see how long we can stretch it out.

>>389312
Ask him why he hasn't taken care of it.

well go let it out all over the bathroom.

Give him a supportive pat on the back
"It's not about colour your balls are but how you use the whole package that girls will care about. Unless they think you have some horrible disease or something"

>>389312
Tell him to take that to a bathroom.

Offer to help him with it, then tease him until your number is called out. You're already Chaotic Something Or Other.

>>389312
Wow, what? Why has he been aroused for so long that THAT happened? Has he been staring at sexy chicks for most of his time here? Or is that just him saying he's horny as fuck? Ask him these deeply personal questions.

... How long has he been waiting? Was he cock blocked right as he died or something?

Any way, I support the plan to offer to help, then tease.

Ask if he died at a... heh... inopportune time.

Suddenly, ART CHANGE! Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)20:09 No. 389347 ID: 27d278
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>Amused, you ask why he has yet to relieve himself.

Blue:"You're kidding right, around all these people? Besides, there's no where to hide out, this is one big, endless, corridor. The only way out I've seen is getting your number called, and causing trouble, you get teleported somewhere, I don't know."

>You decided to bring up his death, specifically WHAT he was doing at that point of death.

Balls:"Uh, well... me and my girl... We were, you know... But we were... doing, err, kinky stuff. And see, she was a bit too into and.. Then I...on my own puke... *cough*..."

>This man here... Is incredibly, delightfully kinky. If he weren't so shy, you could learn a thing or two from him. Now the decision is...

-Do we leave him hanging?
-Tease him until we're called up?
-Go all in?
-You two quit reading my mind! You know who you are.

Leave'm hangin'

Get a domme outfit, and then leave him hanging in extremely interesting ways.

>>389347
TEASE.

>>389347
Well, there's nowhere to do the deed. We may apparently have the mind of a slut but we should have class, dammit. So let's just tease him instead of fucking in the ethereal public.

TEASE HIM RELENTLESSLY!

>>389347
Sit in his lap so he's rubbing right up against your ass.
"Well, wouldn't want everybody to see that, now would we? If you're subtle nobody will even notice until I'm walking around with a bit of you on my back. If you have the balls to try, that is~"

He totally doesn't.
Stick with him until his number is called, then see if you can hitch a ride with him. Never let a love interest and/or reliable teasing victim out of your sight.

Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)21:29 No. 389364 ID: 27d278
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>You start with the teasing, completely disregarding that kid in front of you.

Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)21:29 No. 389365 ID: 27d278
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Oh no, poor kid!

Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)21:31 No. 389366 ID: 27d278
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You don't know how much psychological stress you probably just put on this kid! He'll be traumatized for years to come!

>>389366
Remember, you can choose your form in this dimension.

Chances are, that's not a kid.

>>389366
Thing is, he looks completely nonplussed. IDGAF.

>>389368
>>389367
What, you mean we haven;t managed to traumatize him? We can't be having with that. Skullfuck him.

On the other hand, we get teleported away if we start any shit. Skullfucking might count as that. Let's postpone it, but keep it in mind. He shall be to us what the Onion Kid was to 8-bit Theater.

NSFW Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)22:22 No. 389370 ID: 27d278
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About what feels like 10 minutes later

Voice:"Okay #562, get your ass in here... NOW!

About damn time too, looked like things were about to get out of hand!

There seems to be a strange mix of both nudity and non-nudity in this room. Were we naked when we appeared here?
Let's just get up and go in the direction the other 60-odd people went.

Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)22:33 No. 389374 ID: 27d278
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>And then you disappear in a POOF of smoke.

...Hello? Anyone there?

>>389374
SON OF A BITCH

>>389374
Oh fuck, we didn't just KILL HIM through a bit of harmless teasing, right?

If he did die, he is the only person I have ever heard of dieing twice because of sex.

OP quit sucking at spelling Escedé 2012/02/27(Mon)23:34 No. 389383 ID: 27d278
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>The smoke clears out of your eyes, and you're face to face(kinda) with a guy behind the counter. You decide to call him the Receptor.

Receptor:"Yeah, okay so you're Escedé? You look like a slut, try to die with clothes on next time. Now give me a second to read over your Resume Me, and we'll get to the next part of the process, and you can get the fuck out of my hair."

>You're about to reach over the counter and pound his skull in, then you notice some sort of Purple Card.

Ooh shiny. Pick it up!

puke.

don't do anything. purple card is probably something he is going to give you.

>>389394
This

>>389383
Purple... isn't that our color? Ask what it is before we grab it; remember, rash decisions got us killed.

>>389402
They did? How'd we die, anyway?

Poke card. Don't take it, and try not to punch this guy in the face. Having powers in the afterlife makes him pretty powerful.

>>389403
Well, nude and going into something headfirst, so...

Maybe we were just a crazy motherfucker and charged into some fight completely nude.

>>389406
Oh my god... we were a Berserker.
This is the best thing.

>>389383
Take the card. Also, it's important to make sure you won't be bored where they send you.
"I don't care where you assign me as long as I get that wolf~"

Heeeyyyy... I think I know what's going on here. Take the card.

Escedé 2012/02/28(Tue)13:14 No. 389435 ID: 27d278
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>You go to pick up the card, resulting in you taking a clone of it due to THAT-ITEM-STILL-NEEDS-TO-BE-THERE-APPARENTLY.

INFO CARD FOUND! (Iyorin) It is added to your inventory you didn't even know you had.

>This will come in handy for future blackmailing!

>>389435
"You got suspended for 'Real Word Relations'?
They have rules against puns? Your bosses are dicks."

It was supposed to say "World"... Escedé 2012/02/28(Tue)13:34 No. 389437 ID: 27d278
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Iyorin:"... You do realize how fucking heavy 264 pounds are, right? You better not be one of those dumb ass gainers."

>Rage levels have significantly increased.

Iyorin:"Anyways, I'm sure we both want to get out of each others hair. So onto the next procedure. Your weapon."

-Light Glaive
-Moderate Glaive
-Heavy Glaive

>>389437

Heavy glaive. We will make all 264 of those pounds a combination of armor and muscle.

>>389441
Told you we should have been taller.

That doesn't matter right now, however, as while we are going all armor and muscle, this prick is still a prick. Seriously, who doesn't like awesome sunglasses? And being judgmental, when HE got busted back to receptionist because he was a little bitch who couldn't give just hang out in Infinite Corridor Land like everyone else?

This guy is a punk. Feel a corresponding level of contempt.

"It's fucking muscle, you prick. Also, I have a tail? And scales?"

Take the medium glaive. We're quite strong, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>>389445
Yes.

Moderate Glaive. I like the comeback expect for the part about the tail. Based on the sample picture we don't have one. DuNe could add one to the character design, I guess.

>>389463
Oh you're right, dragonborn don't have tails. Whoops.

heavy, yo.

What's the difference? Is it just weight, or is it size, or something else? We could handle weight, but basic physics and leverage mean that we probably can't handle an overlarge weapon, despite how strong we may be.

Medium. Heavy would be too slow and hard to use effectively, while light wouldn't be strong enough to withstand continuous abuse from us.

Moderate glaive. We're probably too slow to use a light glaive as intended, can't pull off the maneuverability for the style. Don't want to get slowed down further by a heavy weapon.

Escedé 2012/02/29(Wed)15:21 No. 389598 ID: 27d278
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>You say, and I quote, "It's fucking muscle, you prick, and I have scales, hmm?!". Then you choose your glaive... Rather
hastily...

MODERATE GLAIVE GET
Feels to be around... 15 pounds?

Iyorin:"Alright, alright, alright. before you go swinging that at my other eye, you should get your new duds.
You do know what clothes are, right?

>Hah hah... No really, you're a riot.

Gah, pudgemuscle anatomy! Escedé 2012/02/29(Wed)15:23 No. 389599 ID: 27d278
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Let's play dress up!

Instructions: http://i40.tinypic.com/20jssy8.png

Since I obviously don't D&D, can someone explain this Thunder Barfing thing?

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Breath_Weapon

That explains how breath weapons work. Thunder'd be electricity, and barf would be a cone of electricity damage.

Now, to explain further on the above text, assuming that the reader knows nothing about D&D (warning: wall o' text):

Reflex is based on Dexterity or what have you. Will's based on Wisdom. Fortitude's based on Vitality/Constitution. Those two are only used when the breath just causes some non-damaging magic effect. Doesn't apply here.

The DC is the number you must roll above. In this case, it's 10 plus how many HD we have. As a freshhalf-dragon, our HD would be 1d12, so +1.

Our Con modifier is our Constitution/Vitality score minus ten divided by three. 10 to 12 is +0. 13-15 is +1, 16-18 +2, and so on. 7-9 is -1, 4-6 is -2, and 1-3 is -3. Formula is (x-10)/3.

Having 0 Con would kill us, as our heart wouldn't beat, we couldn't breathe, etc. Sometimes creatures have a Con score of "-". Basically, not applicable- golems and the undead, usually. They're immune to anything that requires a Fort save.

You determine our Constitution. The DC to take half damage from our breath weapon would be 11+Con modifier.

As for the damage, you determine that, too. It's usually xd6. Scale it to fit whatever foes we'll be facing. Use whatever seems reasonable. Remember, we have a cooldown of 1d3 rounds or some such, unless you decide otherwise.

As for the whole supernatural abilities thing, etc, don't worry about it. The difference between supernatural and extraordinary is, basically, Extraoridnaries work when magic is being nullified, supernaturals don't.

And for the size of the cone, well, here's the half-dragon template.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-dragon

Most of them have 60-ft. LINE of electricity. It's either 60-foot lines or a 30-foot wide and long cone. You can decide which we get.

Oh, and about the damage and Reflex check to take damage, turns out I was wrong about that.

"A half-dragon’s breath weapon deals 6d8 points of damage. A successful Reflex save (DC 10 + 1/2 half-dragon’s racial HD + half-dragon’s Con modifier) reduces damage by half. "

Our HD would still be d12 since human HD is d8 and half-dragons get one size bigger HD to a max of d12, I think, but the HD modifier would become .5. You can choose whether to round that up or down.

You don't HAVE to use that material, of course, but it's generally pretty balanced.

Elephant Guy 2012/02/29(Wed)16:05 No. 389617 ID: e1fb71
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full plate sans helm. can't draw shit right now, but I'm thinking of a design like those huge plates the fucking ylsides used to wear in Arx Fatalis.

oh, and all meant was that I would like to be able to make lightning to come out of my mouth and go into things I don't like. and let's face it: who the fuck in here doesn't?

Suggestion 2012/02/29(Wed)18:41 No. 389646 ID: cf49fc
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Oh lordy, it's HORRIBLE.

Ah well. Please... use as much artistic license as possible. And I couldn't figure out how much an armored skirt thing would weigh, so that's off.

>>389609
One round is 6 seconds. So the breath weapon would be usable every 6-18 seconds.

>>389613
I think that would work-out to a d10 HD, but since we're going for a combat class a d12 would be fine.

LonelyWorld 2012/02/29(Wed)20:29 No. 389662 ID: f72f26
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dress up things forever!

>>389662
I feel kind of like this would make us look fat >.>

Suggestion 2012/02/29(Wed)22:23 No. 389682 ID: 1854db
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How about we join the ranks of women fighters in reasonable armor?

This may as well be all steel. Or some fancy steel-like material that performs better.

>>389682
love resonable armor...I'm going to make one

pudding 2012/03/01(Thu)04:35 No. 389704 ID: 605eba
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all steel and chainmail plus cotton and leather inside the armor

>>389704
Needs more leg and crotch armor. Don't wanna end up like the knights at Crece and Ned Kelly? Gonna need MORE CROTCH ARMOR.

>>389704
and
>>389682
are good, but we should remember to not have a helmet that covers our face, because that would get in the way of our breath attack.

pudding 2012/03/01(Thu)13:40 No. 389746 ID: 407b49
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better? the mouth piece can be opened so you can breath fire

>>389746
I thought it was electricity?

>>389746
Perfect. Now we just need shoes, and we'll be INWINCIBAL!

I don't like having our neck and upper chest exposed.

>>389792
Is that part exposed, or is it a plate underneath the other plate? I thought it was the latter, since it is colored in.

Suggestion 2012/03/01(Thu)22:27 No. 389840 ID: d09277
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I kinda altered her proportions a little.

Trying to balance being mobile and being protected

>>389840
I like this. Mind if I do the weights?

Armored tunic should weigh 15-25 lb based on amount of armor.
Cloak should weigh 10
Trousers should weigh 4
Both gauntlets should weigh 6 (3 each)
Boots should weigh 10 (5 each)

Any problems?

>>389843
I gots no frame of reference for those numbers, but sure, sounds good.

I went off and doodled this before looking at anyone else's, and I see now that people are leaning towards something more fullplate-ish. Should I go make one of those too/instead?

>>389840
I like that style on the gauntlets a lot. The cloak could work to replace a lot of fullplate; we'd only heed a one-sided breastplate with that thing if we went full-on armor. One issue is neck protection though. Many pauldrons have bits that stick up to prevent blows to the neck. Sometimes that's even part of the breastplate or helmet. Hmm. I suppose a good neck-protecting helmet would work with that.

>>389813
the latter

Suggestion 2012/03/01(Thu)23:53 No. 389851 ID: d09277
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I think with full plate it all sort of goes together as one unit. You don't find someone with a full plate breastplate and leather pants, for example. Also, color-coding this would have been a bitch.

>>389851
this

I've made another, it doesn't look too different...but hey it could really be used in battle

pudding 2012/03/02(Fri)05:07 No. 389861 ID: f14bda
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>>389856
couldn't upload, and I've doodled another armor

>>389861
Looks nice except we probably shouldn't use a cape. The only capes worth the inconvenience (getting caught on things, people grabbing them, etc) are enchanted capes, and we probably won't be able to get one of those.

>>389867
it's made of mail, so it cdan be used as a net to stop our enemies disarm,caught and kill them...with the glaive

>>389861

I guess a half-plate sounds logical if she's going to be not quite as slow as a heavy glaive user. badass weapon design, by the way.

>>389883
thanks

>>389872
Mail's heavy. And we'd need a free hand for that.Only capes that're worth it are magic.

Totally not buying time, why would I... Escedé 2012/03/02(Fri)20:28 No. 389916 ID: 27d278
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Voting time. These are my 2 favorite.

1->>389840

2->>389851

>>389840

>>389916
Second one

>>389851 is really awesome but I'm gonna go with >>389840 as it is way way way easier to draw.

>>389916
Dag yo them's both mine.

Oughta clarify I intended the scaly bits on the full plate to be scaled armor plates, not exposed skin. That said, if you're cool with drawing it over and over, I'll vote for the full plate.

>>389840

>>389840
This one works, but can we modify the tunic some to give more chest and neck protection? Arrows to the sternum are even worse than to the knee.

1

2, I guess.

3?...

>>389992
There is no 3. /oblivious

Seriously though, which do you like better? 2 looks awesome, but is hard to draw. 1 isn't as epic, but is far easier to draw.


Although I'm tempted to go the /b/ path and say "nigger" at some point, and then yell "C-C-COMBO BREAKER!".

>>389993
I alredy voted 2 a few post ago...nearly the second after it was posted

>>389994
Oh, loloops.

Artistic Liscene Needs Verification Escedé 2012/03/03(Sat)15:06 No. 390039 ID: 02cbc6
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>>389840
>You choose your new clothing/armor. You think it's rather stylish.

Iyorin:"Hmm... You know, I thought you would have chosen something like a domme suit. I guess you do have class after all... That's a compliment.

>You tell him that better be a compliment

Iyorin:"Well, it's about time to go then T.V. Breath."

>Any thing you want to get off your back?

>>390039
Assuming you're being teleported out, flip him the bird while doing so.

>>390039
We could punch this guy too.

>>390039
Flip the table onto him as you leave.

Don't burn you bridges just to make some silly comeback. We may meet up with him later.

Ask him if he has any advice for someone new to this whole "Reaper" thing.

Ask him whats up with all the purple. I mean the smoke from when we teleported was purple, the ink was purple, Iyorin's self replacing card is purple. Seriously, this bugging the hell outta me.

>>390039
"Just put that dog on my squad and everything will work out great."

Looks good. Lets go!

>>390057
Yeah, this. We've already met our daily random acts of aggression quota.

>>390065
indeed

Escedé 2012/03/03(Sat)16:42 No. 390071 ID: 02cbc6
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You decide to avoid further conflict... For his sake... However, you decide to ask him about the purple.

Iyorin:"Well, you see, the reason for this is[spoiler]XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXCONFIDENTIALXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX[spoiler]Hence emos and goths.

>Hmm, interesting. Then, you ask for him to get that dog on your squad.

"Iyorin:"A guy I'm guessing... And you have an interest in him huh..."

He appears to be blushing?

Iyorin:"Well, perhaps, I might be able to arrange for that... Yeah..."

>... Lastly, tips for being a Reaper.

Iyorin:"The big topic huh? Other than don't die... Aim for the core, don't be a hero unless you're sure it'll make a difference... And don't be a STRAWBERRY."

>And with that, you're sent off, flipping him off as you depart.

Iyorin:"... This bitch has attitude... She better not down straight off the bat, or I'll show her what Hell is really like... I wonder if dogboy is big?..."

Escedé 2012/03/03(Sat)16:56 No. 390075 ID: 02cbc6
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>You're in a new room. There are two people, and female human, and a sergal. There's some sort of platform in the center, and a symbol on the wall.

>>390075
You wanna be stuck in Limbo forever? JUMP ON THAT BITCH AND get crushed by an elevator that was supposed to WARP YOURSELF ON OUTTA HERE.

determine gender and geographical orientation of the sergal.

>>390075

"Are we all going to the same place?"

say wassup

Escedé 2012/03/03(Sat)17:26 No. 390094 ID: 02cbc6
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>Wassup

Sergal:"Yo'."

Human:"... Hello."

>We all going to the same place?

Human:"If you mean BACK to the same place, that depends. Where did you get here from?"

Sergal:"Downer Debbie... Yes, we are going, or rather, we're in the place we're supposed to be. If I'm right, we're waiting on two more people. You can call me Virgil. And you can call her a bitch!"

A Bitch:"Cannibal Rapist..."

>The sergal appears to be light brown. And you aren't going to lick that symbol, you don't know what was used to write that.

Let's just hang out, then.

>>390094
She forgot the prehensile clitoral hood. A lot of people think it's a prehensile clitoris, as far as I can tell. It's not. The clitoral hood just happens to include a long, prehensile tongue-thing.

>>390094
Casually mention that they don't seem to be dressed for a fight. Ask what kind of stuff they can do. Imply that they're merely canon fodder if they aren't suitably impressive.

>>390094
He's a southern sergal. They're too meek and polite to be cannibals or rapists.
Call her out on that. Phrase it like that so you get to bond with two teammates at once!

Escedé 2012/03/03(Sat)19:03 No. 390118 ID: 02cbc6
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>You mention that they don't seem to be well equipped for a fight.

Virgil:"Too much armour slows you down, I'm all about speed. If you want more from me, just wait, you'll be impressed!"

Bitch:"I need little armor as well... And tell your 'friends', that I'm much more capable than I seem."

>Wah? Friends, what does she?... Fair enough you say.

Friends? I see no friends here. You are completely by yourself and both self motivated and self directed. What a strange thing for her to say!

>>390118
Wait. What? Oh don't tell me she can hear us.

Introduce yourself, and tell Bitch that unless she wants us to actually call her Bitch she should introduce herself too.

Lick the girl.

>>390122
This raises the question of what we are. Before, we could have been handwaved as Escede's subconscious. Now...?

>>390118
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRAZY PERSON? THERE ARE NO MYSTERIOUS CONTROLLING FORCES MANIPULATING US FOR OUR OWN ENDS BEHIND THE SCENES. EVERYTHING WE SAY AND DO IS OF OUR OWN FREE WILL.

[sploiers]She'll have to be killed.[/spanglers]

Ask how common is it for people other than who we are talking to able to hear us? We can get in to a lot of trouble quick if we are unknowingly getting listened to when we discus plans/secrets or make our usual offensive comments.

Also what is her name? I'm guessing her name isn't really "a bitch", was is Debbie?

Dusk 2012/03/03(Sat)19:35 No. 390131 ID: 02cbc6
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>It figures I'd have to explain myself to you... I'm Dusk, and this spirit thing just so happens to be in my department. Before I get to questions however. Firstly, if she licks me, then that's the last thing she'll ever taste. Secondly, You aren't fooling anybody. Lastly, I could kill Escedé before she had a chance to so much as walk towards me... Now... Yes, I can hear you. And don't worry, it's JUST me. There are a few people in this place, but I'm the only one here at the moment. And, I can't say for sure, but at most, you're linked to her subconscious. Anything else?

Not realy, we're mostly just trying to figure out what's happening with this whole reaper thing and not getting Escedé killed in the mean time. Though some of us are just trying to make her do stupid things for entertainment. Hopefuly it'll even out.

Is it just spirits or whatever like us you can hear, or can you read normal minds as well? Can you also do things like implanting suggestions?

Dusk 2012/03/03(Sat)20:02 No. 390147 ID: 02cbc6
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>A cricket for the puppet, eh? Well, you've a lot of work ahead of you. Make sure to keep away from Cetaceans. And really, it's just spirits. The fact that I'm here makes to near the point where I can read minds, but not quite... Lest there's more you want to ask, I'll let you get back to keeping her from sticking that glaive where it doesn't need to be.

Aww, don't tell me we're linked to the weakest person here! Well, nice to meet you, Dusk.

Um. Cricket? Puppet? Cetaceans? Why would we want to stay away from sea creatures?

So by kill her before she moves, do you mean something other than psionics, or is it actually easier to crush minds than to read them?

Dusk 2012/03/03(Sat)20:17 No. 390158 ID: 02cbc6
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>Oh, I was hoping you would know... No... it's not Psionics. I will be seeing you.

uh... okay. Bye?

She can probably rip out peoples' souls or eat them or something.

Later.

>>390153
Dusk is making a Pinocchio reference.

>>390173
Ohhhh, right. Don't see that often.

Bye, Dusk. I think I like you. Maybe we can even get big scaly to be polite to you!

> cricket
> puppet
> cetaceans
> cetaceans
> cetaceans

arg.

sit and wait.

Escedé 2012/03/04(Sun)10:06 No. 390256 ID: 27d278
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>After chatting with Virgil, You sit down and wait... Then the next one enters...

???:"Hi everyone!"

Dusk:"... That purple is too bright..."

Virgil:"Are those... hearts?..."

>... What?...

>>390256
"Ugh, would you speak in a different color? The background is completely drowning you out."

yeah, ow.

seriously dude.

>>390256
Tell the gay bug to tone down the homo before we start puking rainbows.

Escedé 2012/03/04(Sun)12:51 No. 390286 ID: 27d278
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>Change your pitch

Virgil:"You sound like a girl, man up."

Dusk:"Quit being you."

???:"Oh, um sorry, I mean...Sorry."

Dusk:"Shut up..."

...

>>390286
"Stop being such assholes. This is going to be the worst team ever if we start off hatin' each other."

>>390286
pat he's head...lol

>>390286
Motherly instincts: Emerge.

Ignore the other two and ask who he is and what he's doing here. No need to be overly aggressive or friendly to anyone yet.

>>390290
We just bonered a guy to -double death- earlier. I think we're past that point.

>>390291
You see this. This thing you said. This is the exect thing we need to NOT SAY when we know other people can hear us.

huh. he is actually a he after all?

>>390289
This.

>>390293
Nobody asked. We're just assuming because we thought it more likely for him to be over the top girly gay than just being a girly girl. Also he didn't disagree with being told to stop sounding like a girl, though that probably doesn't prove anything.

So I would guess 75% chance of gay and 25% chance we're being mean to an actual girl. Even though we were pretty mean I wouldn't feel too bad either way though, he was being a bit over the top for being an actual girl to be an excuse. Unless he turns out to be a young girl, then we would just be jerks.

In before her name is Jiniki.

>>390297
please let us be jerks... I have the craziest smile right now

>>390287
They're warriors, not pretty princesses. They should be able to handle some humor at each others' expense.

Lick the bug! Lick it!

>>390286
Oh lighten up. *put arm around shoulder* Nothing here to be worried about, aside from the place being wierd as heck. What's your name, anyways?

Escedé 2012/03/05(Mon)00:45 No. 390469 ID: 27d278
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Dusk:"She did what?"

>Motherly Instincts? You don't think you're that old... "Come on guys, quit being asses or we're going to be a shitty team!"

Virgil:"Meh..."

Dusk:"We won't know lest we try."

>... Anyways... "Hey what's your name?"

???:"It's... It's Nettle..."

Virgil:"Pfft, Nettle..."

>You put your arm around his shoulder, and are overcome with the impulse to lick him. Tastes kinda' like honey and submission. Submission tastes funny. He shudders at the lick, and and failingly attempts to gently remove your arm. "Nettle huh? That's adorable. Don't mind those two, they're jerks." Then you remove your arm he was so gingerly trying to lift.

Nettle:"Uh... Okay, thank you."

>He's blushing. You can't really question that, as the same happened with the dog... Speaking of which, when is here gonna' get here?

When we left him he'd been waiting longer for his interview than you were for yours I'm guessing and he may still be in that waiting room. I suspect the bureaucrats don't want to interview a guy with blueballs so bad he can't talk without stuttering.
He's too little of an extrovert to hit on someone or rub one out in the infinite waiting room. He's probably thinking terrible and guilty thoughts about that easily traumatised small child you apparently disturbed while flirting with the guy, Escape Key. Your team might have to rescue him from the bureaucracy, his privacy deficit, and his frustrated libido.

>>390469
See that sergal being all cool and shit on your left?
Lick him.
We must taste all the party members who won't kill us for trying it.

"So, Nettle. Flamboyantly gay, or just flamboyant? Or a girl? Hard to tell."

>>390469
Assuming you can't really die -twice-, (don't cherish the thought of where you go beyond here), He's probably recovering from his foot long order.

THAT ASIDE.

Maybe you can all familiarize yourselves. Do any of you remember anything prior to death? Or if whatever races you've assumed are truly what you once were pre-mortem?

For a waiting room, this place is really lack. No chairs or anything! Let's try and strike up a conversation with someone. Like how they've given us so little information on what we're supposed to be doing. At least WE didn't get much information.

Totally nothing different here... Escedé 2012/03/23(Fri)18:36 No. 395299 ID: 27d278
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>>390480
>Done, tastes like cinnamon... But lets not do that again. "So, Nettle. Flamboyantly gay, or just flamboyant? Or a girl? Hard to tell."

Nettle:"... I'm a guy, okay?..."

>Well great, now he's even more embarrassed...

>>390492
>Not really, I think it was kind of a fatal duel... Although I don't know much, I know that I respected them nonetheless.

Escedé 2012/03/23(Fri)19:30 No. 395313 ID: 27d278
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>So, a conversation huh? Who are we going to talk to?

Oh, so we died in a "duel" with someone we "respected" while nude. HUUUUUUUUUH.

"You know, Nettle. You say you're a guy, but I still don't believe you. Maybe you should PROVE it~"

Maybe we can ask the others if they know hoe they died?

Nettle!

>>395314
That's a bit too much. I mean that's basically "YOU LOOK GIRLY LET ME SEE YOUR DICK"

Talk to Virgil because I can't see us talking to ??? without being rude (which wouldn't end well), and Nettle without a lot of really silly teasing.

I'm pretty sure ??? introduced herself as Dusk and she's scary so talk to Virgil.

>>395405
Why not? It's not like
>>389311
we've ever been
>>389364
subtle
>>389370
at any point
>>390469
in the past.
>>395299

>>395455
Yeah, pretty much. Hell, let's just say "YOU LOOK GIRLY LETS SEE YOUR DICK".

>>395461
Sounds like as good a plan as any we've followed so far.

You guys! Keep it up and Escedé is never gonna be a real boy!

>>395553
Uh... uh... wait....

If we know Escape-Key at all by now she doesn't take waiting waiting without something to do very well. Our apparent choices appear to be attempting to converse, practicing our moves, attempting to seduce/fuck, or finding a way out of this waiting room.
The option least likely to cause harm is probably practicing our moves, and after that trying to talk to one or more of our new teammates. Most people don't like to fuck with an audience and the audience may not enjoy the show either, so we should probably keep our pants on unless we've got everybody's go-ahead to screw here... which might be something we could get by suggesting orgy.

How about this, "Well, I'm bored now. Orgy or practicing our moves? I'd prefer orgy but if you folks are too prudish I guess I can work out some frustration by swinging around with this big stick."

Escedé 2012/03/24(Sat)21:40 No. 395671 ID: 27d278
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>>395314
>>395331
>>395455
>>395461
>>395493
>"You know Nettle, I'm not entirely convinced you're a guy. I think I need some proof."

Nettle:"... I'm a girl."

>Nettle turns away from you, rather annoyed. And Dusk is silently laughing.

>>395671
"Well maybe if you gave me a straight answer we wouldn't have this problem."

Time to explore your sexuality. Demand proof.

>>395673
This, then change the subject to how they died. Knowing that could actually be useful, because knowing what your group members can't do is a major part of knowing what they can do.
Also, if we get in a fight with them, (which is looking increasingly likely with our PEOPLE SKILLS), having some idea of what can kill or incapacitate them would come in handy.

>>395687
Don't insult our people skills, our people skills are excellent at keeping both us and Escape-Key from getting bored. This is clearly more valuable than survival or any other goal.

Also, I'd like to restate my suggestion we propose either orgy or group drilling: If we don't know what each other can do and how well they can do it to some degree we're not much of a team. Show is usually better than tell, and also usually less boring, so drill would be better than talking.
And orgy would be good for tormenting our blueballs dude since we're probably going on mission whenever he gets here, which would be funny.

>>395687
Yes, let's just talk about how everyone died.

>>395690
this

(1/3) Escedé 2012/03/25(Sun)00:23 No. 395714 ID: 27d278
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>>395673
>"Well maybe if you gave me a straight answer we wouldn't have this problem."

Nettle:"I did."

>... Well then...

>>395691

>"So, it's obvious we're all here because we're dead... How did you all die?" It gets quiet for a bit... Until Dusk starts up.

Dusk:"Here, allow me to break the ice. I shed my humanity to become a living conduit of energy, additionally becoming a bomb, and blowing a relatively small chunk out of the physical world, and completely shattering one of the lower cosmic planes in a sacrifice to obliterate a Demi-Celestial... You know, nothing special."

>... What...

Dusk:"Well, I've fessed up, Nettle, you're up."

Nettle:What? I, uh... okay...

(2/3) Escedé 2012/03/25(Sun)00:31 No. 395721 ID: 27d278
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Nettle:"Hmm, well... At that moment... I'm not exactly sure what happened but, I felt something poke through my middle, some mass or tendrils or something. I saw them start to separate, and then..."

>Nettle seems to have gone silent. Whatever happened, it sounds gruesome...

Virgil:"Tch, sissy fessed up, so I'll go next!"

Dusk:"Homophobe."

Virgil:"FUCK OFF!"

(3/3) Escedé 2012/03/25(Sun)00:38 No. 395724 ID: 27d278
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Virgil:"Ah, well, you see... My party had no revives..."

Nettle:"... You're more pathetic than you are intimidating."

Virgil:"I'll remember that pip-squeak, make sure you do as well... Now, for you Escedé, what went and did you in?

>Well, what do we tell them? The truth, or a lie? I remember a bit more now... We weren't battling each other, it was someone else... That's about it.

Why lie? It's good that everybody knows that you are violent and easily bored right off the top. That may help limit their desire to fuck with us in the non-pleasurable ways.

were you fighting a evil dude with your friend? stick with the truth for now.

Poor bug got eaten by tentacles. Give him a hug to make him feel better.
Or lick him again.

Gratuitous blowjobs for everyone.