WE, THE SHINY, COMMAND YOU TO WEAR US

we are not just a shiny! we will grant you anything you want so long as it is physically possible. so no jumping to the moon. getting a small army of women to fall for you, now THAT is eay.

Mind buffing us up a bit? That ground is kinda dirty...

You're insane now kid.

puddle !U9ZQz.2g.. 2010/10/26(Tue)00:49 No. 248331 ID: 3ff4fc
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>WE, THE SHINY, COMMAND YOU TO WEAR US

Great, now I'm hearing voices.

>getting a small army of women to fall for you, now THAT is eay.

"Uh. No thanks. The only person I'd ever want to fall for me hates me."

...Now I'm not only hearing voices, but talking to them. Woooonderful.

Relax guy, we'll help you out. Tell us your problems, we'll help fix them.

For instance, you've got gang-bangers in the parking lot, make yourself scarce.

Those look more like punks to me. But yes, leaving might be a good idea before you attract their attention.

Tell us more about this girl! Or guy?

hmm, describ her hate to us.

>>248331
Don't worry about having to talk to the voices you're hearing, we can read your thoughts just fine~

Oh and yes we are totally meddlesome and helpful and such. You would be very well served to listen to (but not always do) all that we say.

puddle !U9ZQz.2g.. 2010/10/26(Tue)01:15 No. 248341 ID: 3ff4fc
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So you can hear me now?

Weird.

Thanks for warning me about those punks- they go to my school, and seem to have it in for me.

>hmm, describ her hate to us.

He despises me for no reason. He's a friend of a friend, and whenever we all hang out together he completely ignores me, even going so far as to shove me out of his way instead of asking or even ordering me to move... I guess I don't really blame him for not being nice to me though, it's not like I deserve respect from someone as awesome as him.

OH, you want respect? work out some and next time he tries to shove you, shove him back.

puddle !U9ZQz.2g.. 2010/10/26(Tue)01:39 No. 248351 ID: 3ff4fc
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>OH, you want respect? work out some and next time he tries to shove you, shove him back

I don't think this will work... But he's supposed to be here today, and I guess anything is worth a shot.

>"Chase! What took you so- Ooh, shiny!"

"Not much. Almost ran into those punks from school."

>"Come on in, we're having vegan pizza."

so why do you want him to like you so much, what he do to earn YOUR respect?

puddle !U9ZQz.2g.. 2010/10/26(Tue)02:07 No. 248360 ID: 3ff4fc
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>so why do you want him to like you so much, what he do to earn YOUR respect?

Why would he have to earn it?

I was right, he's here. The one with blue hair.

>"Hey Lee."

"Hey Lee."

>"Hello, Samantha."

...

See what I mean? Completely ignores me.

>*stomach grumbles*

I'm hungry, but I'm kinda scared to go near the pizza when he's so close- and armed with a fork.

Need to pause for the night, folks. Newfag is new, and has an arm cramp.

... then why do you care if he likes you, forget him and think about someone else. or are you OCD and need everyone in the group to be super happy friends?
of so then say hi again, louder.

>>248360
Well then, fuck him and ignore his blue haired ass right back. Go around the other side and snatch away the pizza box and get your slices without his interferance.

>>248360
Hmm, blue haired Garrelf guards the pizza. This could be horribly troublesome.

Ask your friend why bluehair treats you like he does.

... He is probably the lamest human being of all time.

The fact that you seem to have fallen in love with this man makes me weep for the future of mankind.

puddle !U9ZQz.2g.. 2010/10/26(Tue)16:54 No. 248606 ID: 3ff4fc
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I'm the only person he isn't ever nice to. I see the way he is with our other friends, and I just want that for myself. Is it really so much to ask?

"Hey Lee."

>"What do you want?"

Just a little positive attention, is all...
"...Pass me a slice of pizza."

>"Get your own slice. In fact, take the whole goddamn pizza. I'm leaving."

Did I do something wrong?

>>248606
Yes, you told him to do it instead of asking.

Apologize. If he still leaves, ask your friend what you're doing to offend him.

puddle !U9ZQz.2g.. 2010/10/26(Tue)18:11 No. 248632 ID: 3ff4fc
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"I'm sor-"
He left before I could finish.

"Why does he hate me so much, Sama?"
>"...He doesn't hate you."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
>"Why don't you just ask him?"

I don't know why I even try. My best friend won't even tell me what's going on, and she obviously knows...

"because, if i ask him he will just blow me off and leave me hanging, again."

also, could you tell us who the sleeping chick is?

puddle !U9ZQz.2g.. 2010/10/26(Tue)18:55 No. 248663 ID: 3ff4fc
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The girl on the sofa is Danni- she's Samantha's cousin, or something. She's always asleep when I come over.

"Because, if I ask him he will just blow me off and leave me hanging, again."
>"I promised him I wouldn't tell."
"Come on, Sama, tell me."
>"...Fine."
>*sigh*
>"He doesn't hate you, he's scared of you."
"Very funny."
>"I'm serious."

...Scared of me?

....ether he is the WORST at expressing emotions or he lied.
ether way ask what the hell he is scared of you for. accidentally trip him in 3rd grade? that is like, all i can think of, unless you aren't telling us something.

Oh wait. You're a guy aren't you? You're kindof androgynous.

He's homophobic...

puddle !U9ZQz.2g.. 2010/10/26(Tue)19:37 No. 248685 ID: 3ff4fc
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I didn't even live in the same country as him in third grade... And of course I'm a boy!

"What the hell would he be scared of me for?"
>"Now THAT I can't tell you."
"Is it because I'm gay?"
>"You're gay?"
"I -uh- mean... is it because everyone thinks I'm gay?"
>"So you're not gay."
"I never said that."
>"Pity. The two of you would make a cute couple."
"Is he gay?"
>"...You should be talking to him about this."

Well this is going nowhere.

go "ugh, forget it. i'm making an ass of myself"

oh and Danni woke up.

finish the food and hang out with the girls for now.

You know, now that you know he doesn't hate you I know exactly what you should do: Ask him if he hates you. Or why he does. Since you know he doesn't he'll probably come clean about the real reasons. Or if not, his reaction will still be insightful. Plus that'll help keep him from thinking Samantha gave away the info.

Maybe what Sam can help you with is how to approach him so that you can talk to him? Because even if you knew for certain just the words to say it wouldn't matter if he keeps running off.

>>248685
TALK ABOUT THE PIZZA

>>248685
Eat pizza while talking about other stuff.

Confrontation with bluehair can happen later, then we can find out just what is going on here.