>>257389
Interrogate them as to the location of JAMES BROWN.

Crash blimp slowly to the ground. Interrogate each individual as to its most important piece of information it knows. If the information in irrelevant, execute the party. You need some knowledge pretty quick.

Suggestion 2010/11/19(Fri)22:13 No. 258248 ID: f82d85
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>>257389

AIRCRAFT: CRASHED. SCANNING FOR SURVIVORS...

ONE LIFEFORM DETECTED.

OBTAINED LIFEFORM.

>"K... k... kill... m.... me..."

>>257394 >>257424

"REVEAL THE LOCATION OF JAMES BROWN."

>"G... gah..."

"DIVULGE YOUR MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF INFORMATION."

>"T... the dark god Darklor... will see your... soul torn asunder..."

INFORMATION SUFFICIENT Y/N

>>258248
Open cranial cavity. Scan for information.

IT SEEMS THIS DARKLOR INDIVIDUAL HAS VITAL INFORMATION CONCERNING SOULS

Request current location of Darklor

Suggestion 2011/03/16(Wed)21:15 No. 288836 ID: f82d85
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>>258257

CRANIAL CAVITY OPENED. SCANS COMPLETE. NO ADDITIONAL INFORMATION FOUND.

>>258274 >>258285

FURTHER INTERROGATION IMPOSSIBLE. LIFE SIGNS NEGATIVE.

SCAN FOR NEXT LARGEST POPULATION CENTER Y/N?

>>288836
Retrieve unicorn horn. Historical records indicate unicorns have a high level of magic concentrated in the horn.

Y. Gotta find where magic comes from!

Can you track the path of the airship? If so, you should follow it toward a source.

Suggestion 2011/03/18(Fri)07:16 No. 289136 ID: 2044df
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>>288850

EARLIER SCANS INDICATED NO PRESENCE OF ANY ANOMALOUS READINGS. LOGIC DICTATES THEY WILL NOT BE ANY DIFFERENT IF SCANNED AGAIN.

>>288931

SCANNING PATH OF AIRSHIP. WORKING... MOVING TO MAINTAIN VISUAL LINK WITH SOURCE. ROCKET BOOTS ACTIVATE.

SOURCE OF AIRSHIP CONFIRMED AS MOUNTAIN TO THE SOUTH, APPROXIMATELY 15 MILES.

>>288927

SCANNING. NEAREST POPULATION CENTER DETERMINED AS MOUNTAIN TO THE SOUTH, APPROXIMATELY 15 MILES.

Advance towards mountain at full speed.

Advance THROUGH mountain at full speed.

Advance into mountain at max speed using eye lasers and drill fist

Advance to mountain, destruction optional.

Suggestion 2011/03/25(Fri)22:14 No. 290878 ID: f82d85
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>>289151 >>289165 >>289175 >>289313

CONSIDERING OPTIONS...

VIOLENCE PREFERRED,

ROCKET BOOTS ACTIVATE.

Suggestion 2011/03/25(Fri)22:14 No. 290879 ID: f82d85
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ACTIVATING EYE LASERS, 100% MAXIMUM POWER

Suggestion 2011/03/25(Fri)22:15 No. 290880 ID: f82d85
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TARGET ELIMINATED.

ENTER A COMMAND.

Investigate rubble.

Scan rubble for 'soul'

Suggestion 2011/05/16(Mon)19:58 No. 304686 ID: 7aa61c
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SCANNING... ANOMALOUS READINGS DETECTED. HOMING IN ON ENERGY SOURCE. READINGS APPEAR TO BE EMANATING FROM STRANGE PROJECTION COMING OUT OF THE EARTH.

>"You... you total dickhead! You did this, didn't you?! I am the great god DARKLOR!!! The destruction of my physical body is merely a temporary setback! Know well that I shall find you and everything you love and see them destroyed! Do you understand me?!"

SUBJECT APPEARS IRRATIONAL.

REPLY: "LOVE IS IRRATIONAL AND SO ARE YOU"

>>304687
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
LOVE IS IRRATIONAL AND SO ARE YOU

I wonder if this is a soul.

>>304686
This appears to be a soul. Say >>304690 and then ASSIMILATE. Try to capture it in a jar or something, it appears to be gaseous.

Note that acquisition of ability to use magic is our current objective, and that this being is standing in our way of acquiring all the magic. Then capture it using a jar.

>>304701
if its gaseous then you should lower the tempurature to make it condensate and then capture the liquid "soul" in a jar for further investigation.

INQUIRE AS TO THE NATURE OF THE SO CALLED "SOUL".

Dude, that's totally a Soul.
Can you vacuum that shit up?!

LOVE DOES NOT COMPUTE.
QUERY:WHAT IS A GOD?

Suggestion 2011/07/17(Sun)18:11 No. 327303 ID: 832169
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>>304993

GODS ARE IRRATIONAL. RELIGION IS IRRATIONAL.

"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
LOVE IS IRRATIONAL AND SO ARE YOU.
LOVE DOES NOT COMPUTE.
ARE YOU AN OBJECT DESIGNATED 'SOUL'?"

NO VACUUMING DEVICE IS AVAILABLE. THIS UNIT CONTAINS NO DEVICE DESIGNED FOR REDUCING TEMPERATURE. ATTEMPTING TO CONSTRAIN TARGET.

>"You're just some sort of stupid automaton, aren't you? One of the city states must have been fearing my might and built you, eh? And for your information, yes, I am indeed a fragment of soul. You'll have no luck in just grabbing me you foolish creature. We'll see how your masters like it when I burn their cities to the ground and SALT the very earth they protect!"

TARGET IS STILL IRRATIONAL. TARGET ALSO APPEARS UNTOUCHABLE. PLEASE ENTER A COMMAND.

Stand in him. Souls belong on the inside of bodies, don't they?

Fire TRACTOR BEAM. Or better yet, open your circuit boards and walk into him. See if you can absorb him like that.

No one is better than you at destroying shit and salting the ground. Prove it by destroying the shit out of some stuff.

>>327303
Tell him to combine with you and that he will become more powerful than he can possibly imagine.

see what happens if you run electricity though the target.

You require object soul.
Target requires object body.

Inform target that you are a body.

Inquire as to optimal means for capturing SOULS.

Suggestion 2012/04/26(Thu)23:27 No. 405131 ID: 832169
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"I AM A BODY, YOU ARE A SOUL. I REQUIRE A SOUL. PLEASE ENTER."

>"What? I, in control of that body? why, I'll be unstoppable! I don't know what sort of stupid creation you are, but I'll gladly take over this power you wield!"

WARNING, APPARITION PASSING OUTER DEFENSES. NEARING POWER SOURCE.

>"Wait... what's happening?! No... NO!"

Suggestion 2012/04/26(Thu)23:28 No. 405132 ID: 832169
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APPARITION HAS CEASED TO BE UPON CONTACT WITH POWER SOURCE. POWER SOURCE WORKING AT 100% EFFICIENCY.

ENTER A COMMAND

soul obtained, try magic once more.

break dance

>>405132
Analyze power source.

>>405133

INCORRECT. FRAGMENT OF SOUL OBTAINED. CHANCE OF ANY ATTEMPT AT "MAGIC" WILL FAIL OR BE INSUFFICIENTLY POWERFUL ENOUGH TO BE USEFUL HIGH.

PERFORM COMMAND >>405135. GATHER DATA TO IDENTIFY AND DETECT SIMILAR READINGS TO APPARITION THEN FIND AND ABSORB. IN THE EVENT OF LACK OF NEW DATA, SCAN FOR NEAREST POPULATION CENTER. EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM LOCAL RESIDENTS. IN THE EVENT OF LACK OF COOPERATION FROM LOCAL POPULACE. THREATEN TO ANNIHILATE. IN THE EVENT OF NO USEFUL INFORMATION GIVEN AFTER 2.5 SECONDS AFTER WARNING, ANNIHILATE.

souls are irrational as fuck. you don't need that shit.

>>405141
give them at least 2.5 hours. organics take a while to react to things.

Obviously you are now magical. Mission complete.

Suggestion 2012/11/21(Wed)09:22 No. 473462 ID: 28ea8b
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SCANNING FOR MAGIC... MAGIC NOT FOUND.

MAGIC HAS BEEN DETERMINED TO BE ANYTHING WHICH DOES NOT REGISTER ON SENSORS. NOTHING WHICH DOES NOT APPEAR ON SENSORS HAS BEEN DETECTED WITH SENSORS.

...ERROR.

NEAREST POPULATION OF HUMAN-LIKE CREATURES IS APPROXIMATELY 200 MILES FROM THIS LOCATION.

>>473462
MOVE TOWARD HUMANOID POPULATION. EXTRACT INFORMATION PERTAINING TO ACTIVATION OF "MAGIC".

REALIZE THAT THE MAGIC WAS INSIDE YOU ALL ALONG. RECALIBRATE SENSORS. MOVE TO NEAREST SIGNIFICANT POPULATION CENTRE IN ORDER TO EXTRACT FURTHER KNOWLEDGE OF MAGIC FROM OTHER WIZARDS.