Examine the poster.

... 2010/02/03(Wed)10:14 No. 124413 ID: 4531bc
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Aha! Here enters our main character!

He seems to look...
...shabby, to say the least.

...perhaps an interesting name will make up for this.

>>124412
Our perspective doesn't allow for that yet

Cortez

Titface McDicksworth

>>124413
Raoul the Love God.

Carl Marx

Che Guevara

Fidel Castro

Big McLargehuge

Slab Bulkhead

Johnny B Goode.

on an actual note

Guy Ashwood

... 2010/02/03(Wed)12:07 No. 124447 ID: 4531bc
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Guy McRichardson is the proud owner of a fairly bland personality, a wardrobe comprised entirely of designer-branded items purchased at venues such as the local Horisian Falcon, and really, really bad taste. He bids his friends call him Cortez, as a testament to his many "conquests."

He is, in short, what some people refer to as a 'douchebag.'

Guy possesses no knowledge of computers beyond 'clicking the other button on the mouse makes a little menu appear.'

Guy sits down in front of the computer, motivated primarily by boredom.

Guy opens his favorite instant messenger application, which, in spite of years of inept use and virus infections, works perfectly. Guy believes this is because his computer 'likes him.'

... 2010/02/03(Wed)12:14 No. 124448 ID: 4531bc
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One of Guy's friends sent him a link!
It looks unfamiliar...

>>124448
You must click it!

>>124448
click link.
don't get virus.

>>124448
Click; God wills it.

Are you happy with your current life? If so, don't click the link. But if you're willing to go through hell and back again, change your life in uunspeakable ways, and ultimately have adventurers beyond your wildest imagination... then click away.

... 2010/02/03(Wed)12:41 No. 124457 ID: 4531bc
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>>124451
>>124453
>>124454
>>124455
Guy clicks the link.

Click again.
Enter name as LEAVER
Be AWESOME.

A few days later ... 2010/02/03(Wed)12:49 No. 124459 ID: 4531bc
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Guy has been extensively browsing the newly-discovered website.

Decide on a cool name for yourself to post as. I recommend Nubbles.

enjoy PRUDY QUEST.
develop ENVY.

>>124460
No wait, use an ellipsis. Because nothing is more pretentious than a trio of periods that says absolutely nothing. Which is really a social commentary on the frivolity of using any sort of moniker, considering they are all just an assortment of various symbols, and one arrangement has no more meaning than any other.

Suggestion 2010/02/03(Wed)13:16 No. 124470 ID: 889351
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>>124457
The site is gone now, a new one is there!

WHAT DO

>>124470
... are you serious...

Anyway, either find a post name... or just be another suggester or something...

>>124470

Different posting ID.

... 2010/02/03(Wed)13:53 No. 124487 ID: 4531bc
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>>124469 because ??? looks too confusing.

>>124458
Guy has already browsed the page titled 'QuesterQuest,' this may be part of the reason he does not do the following.

>>124460
>Decide
Guy's thoughts may not be read or directly influenced at this time. Direct actions, such as clicking a link, or typing a command into a search box, are fine.


>>124473
Guy is fairly new to the imageboard format. he attempts to suggest something. Upon hitting submit, something odd happens. Guy's post failed to appear on the website. :<
(ANIMATED)

Addendum to reply to >>124460:
Guy can also be given commands, if they do not require much cognition.
IE: 'Go get a drink,' 'Do a barrel roll,' 'kick the computer,' etc

Hit F5 like the fist of the motherfuckin' North Star!

>>124490
Kick a barrel of drinks!

... 2010/02/03(Wed)14:44 No. 124535 ID: 4531bc
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>>124500
Nothing much happens.

>>124521
...

>>124535
Investigate increased glow from behind computer.

... 2010/02/03(Wed)14:53 No. 124545 ID: 4531bc
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Perhaps that was not that good of an idea...

oh... barrel of drinks...ahahahah... eh.

Get ready for computer fire?

>>124545
OH GODS save the computer! All your dickgirl porn is on there!

>>124545
What kind of demented computer has circuits within half an inch of the bottom of the case? Roll to disbelieve!

>>124700
power strip.

>>124701
I don't think a power strip would smoke like that, and a power strip also has some buffer space over the floor.

... 2010/02/03(Wed)18:02 No. 124716 ID: 4531bc
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>>124555
Guy attempts just this.

"YEEARGH!"

... 2010/02/03(Wed)18:13 No. 124726 ID: 4531bc
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Maybe touching the computer wasn't the best of plans...

What a shocking development!

... 2010/02/03(Wed)18:38 No. 124749 ID: 4531bc
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Guy narrowly avoided serious injury.
"I've never been so happy about that piece of shit circuit breaker before."

Interestingly enough, The computer continues to emit an eerie blue glow.

What should Guy do?

>>124749
I wonder why that took so long to trip.

Get drunk, this sucks.

See if we get signal. If so, then main screen turn on.

Maybe... check it out?

... 2010/02/03(Wed)18:45 No. 124755 ID: 4531bc
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>>124751
How you propose this be done?
>>124750
Alrightsh then.

Sorry, sometimes I just retarded. I meant to say, look at the back of the computer. If it's glowing, why not just turn on the monitor, just to see.

>>124761
with no energy thats quite a feat.

loot orb of infinite psyche, begin subplot

... 2010/02/03(Wed)20:34 No. 124857 ID: 4531bc
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>>124754
>>124761
>>124785
Guy opens the computer case. The blue glow seems to be emanating from, inscrutably, a piece of cheese, placed strategically where the CPU should be.

Guy, of course does not know this. He, however, thinks it odd that his computer contains dairy products.

Guy wonders 'Maybe this that Orb thing from that website, inside the cheese?'

There also seem to be a few spent firecrackers inside the case.

Eat.
That.
Cheese.

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2010/02/03(Wed)20:40 No. 124860 ID: f58788
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>>124857
And boom goes the dynamite.

... 2010/02/03(Wed)20:53 No. 124864 ID: 4531bc
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>>124858
...

... 2010/02/03(Wed)20:56 No. 124868 ID: 4531bc
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>>124860
>>124857
>spent

Pic: Failed/alternate attempt at the last pic.

Guy 2010/02/03(Wed)21:29 No. 124882 ID: 4531bc
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Hmm... No voices. Heh, silly me, thinking it was that orb thingy. It's probably just a perfectly normal piece of glowing cheese from inside my computer.

You may now directly manipulate Guy. You may now communicate with Guy and probe his thoughts. The camera now follows Guy's perspective

...and that's it for now! expect something slightly less mundane and quite a bit more psychadelic next time!

Until then: What will you do, now that you can actually do stuff?

>>124882
Examine poster.

>>124882
Propagate communist agenda amongst the locals.

loot fridge, consume alcohol

...And we're back Guy 2010/02/06(Sat)18:09 No. 126761 ID: 4531bc
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>>124895
>>124898
>>124976
Ah! What the f- oh yeah, orby thingy. Wow, this world is screwy.
For a moment, the realization comes over Guy that his entire existence is for the sole purpose of providing entertainment to a miscellaneous bunch of bored people on the internet.

Luckily, however, Guy's brain, affected as it is by years of constant alcohol intake, is not capable of retaining thoughts of such magnitude for very long, and Guy is quickly distracted from his oncoming depression by some voices in his head.
>Examine poster.
((Behold! The reason why the update was delayed so long!))

Yeah, I hung it up last week! it's gonna be awesome when it comes out!

...wait a second, this isn't the poster I hung up. Or maybe it is, I really can't remember right now.

>Propagate communist agenda amongst the locals.
Maybe we should think about this later? Also, what's a "Propagate communist agenda?"

>loot fridge, consume alcohol
Any other voices wanna do this plan?

>>126761

Consume alcohol, or find other things to alter your perceptions and make you significantly less sober.

Look for a newspaper, or a television, that could offer some insight into the change which has occurred in your reality. Failing that, look out a window.

I'm trippin' balls.

Guy 2010/02/06(Sat)19:17 No. 126837 ID: 4531bc
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((I'm experimenting with Sai, bear with me as the art style writhes and squirms.
>>126763
Over the river and through the wood, to the alcohol we go...

Should I stick my head in a barrel or wait and loot the fridge?

>>126822
I have a TV in the living room, I guess I could try that.

heh, thanks for TQ. ^_^

... 2010/02/07(Sun)15:50 No. 127481 ID: 4531bc
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Perhaps this premise wasn't thought out quite so very well.

Shall we abandon Guy McRichardson and search for a more fulfilling course of entertainment?
Or should his story be allowed to progress further?

Try the news and the TV so we can get an idea of what is going on, or if you're just tripping.

>>127481

Execute yourself in the most grotesque yet hilarious manner you can think of. Bridge jump onto the freeway asphalt clinging to your barrel of beer. Then we can search for a more fulfilling course of entertainment.

Guy 2010/02/07(Sun)18:22 No. 127612 ID: 4531bc
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>>127520
...spokesperson from the site says, "It's a monster of a server that will host tgchan for the indefinite future."

What the hell's happened?

... 2010/02/10(Wed)11:37 No. 129158 ID: 4531bc
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"Wha-? oh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Well, there goes Guy.