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At tally time, the top vote was 79 for and 79 for .
You swap over to the BBC news. Uh oh, they're in breaking news mode, so they're running the unfiltered slideshow and they've got one of the freelance Newstubers running anchor duty. Against your will, you've had explained to you that this is apparently Pioneer 10 as a cute girl for some reason.
📺: ...Efficacy of supply deliveries throughout the frontier sector is expected to drop by 40% in the next month, bringing sector logistics to -25% sustenance threshold, -30% biomedical threshold, -15% domestic goods threshold, -5% luxury goods threshold, and -30% security force threshold.
📺: Now, please look at this sleepy boy.
📺: He is exhausted from a hard day's work being so good.
📺: Thank you for the superchat, "CrossedTheShrine": 'He looks like he's scrungly'. Okay, I don't know what that means.
📺: Company representatives have promised to work to work tirelessly to restore essential supply lines through belt-tightening and cost-cutting in frontier stations, after multiple subsidiary auto-bankruptcy cascades resulted in early-morning defaults on essential debts,
📺: And now, a financial advisory.
📺: Are you considering helping crowdfund a frontier refugee caravan? Refugee caravans are known to spread financial failures to their destinations.
📺: Instead of risking core worlds stability, note that this dog is sandwiched under soft pillows. He is probably not delicious, but is still a good boy.
📺: Multiple adaptive algo-contracts have been reported acting erratically, resulting in sudden failures throughout the trading day. Failures were primarily centered in the security sector.
📺: Thank you for the superchat, "Deez Joke Pope": 'Season's Greason's'. Season's greasons to you too? It's November.
📺: In related news, the radical egregorists responsible for last night's frontier station bombing have been identified.
📺: A militant terrorist cell called "Redshift", presumed led by a man named , has claimed responsibility for the bombing.
📺: Look at this long dog. He's been extended like taffy.
📺: While the manifesto released afterwards claims the cell's intent to strike at some form of demon, the bombing appears to have instead killed six crewmembers and wounded over thirty.
📺: Further death was prevented by the station's and , who selflessly sacrificed themselves to protect the crew during the station's final minutes.
📺: Thank you for the superchat, "Yolocaust": 'That dog looked like dryer lint.' He's a very curly boy, Yol, please appreciate him.
📺: Company leadership has released initial plans to dedicate a new Emergency Response Team facility to .
📺: "Heroism is real," They said in a prepared statement. "One security team member fought the terrorists with guns and fists in multiple skirmishes through tremendous courage, saving dozens of lives. We hope his name will inspire officers everywhere."
📺: Wait, I think that last dog might have actually been a cat.
📺: Anyway, the same is not true for the remainder of the heads of staff, who are being held for corporate tribunal due to controversial accusations of negligence and dereliction of duty...
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