>>17991
Use MANLINESS AURA to grow BEARD.
Tickle Clarice with it.

>>17991
Inform Victoria that you are a man now, and want to make her a woman.

>>18787
I don't understand that post at all.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/31(Fri)11:03 No. 18825 ID: 41f1b5
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ok ok fixing post

Imma seems to be less angry returning to her "princess" personality. She said she'd explain what's going on later and now is later.

Also Stanley is saying something about being a man! Perhaps it is about the mission he was on with the jello plants!

Well, you have to find out what one has to say, who will it be!?

Let them tell each other and hit on Clarice and Victoria at the same time.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/03(Mon)06:09 No. 21722 ID: 41f1b5
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you get smacked in the face by victoria, feeling defeated and too sad about it to do anything you just decide to listen to the two.

Stanley starts first

>"The truth is, you are in a jewish village full of jewish people. Ironically you have the largest nose... But uh anyways, I just turned 13 and in order for me to become a man I have to have a barmitzvah, but I was given the task of making peace with the jello plants first but today is the celebration which is radical dude sorryImeanawesome..."

Imma explains next

>"As I told you before, I was given an alternate personality to hide my identity from the evils at work. Though no one remembers before it happened, a great evil changed this world, it used to be something else, and it is up to me and some other brave heros to stop it. I was hoping you would help. Especially you Thoremore, your father was killed by the very same evil that has corrupted this world"

woah, waaay too much actual plot for terrible quest, this author guy but have a way of making it terrible or else I don't even...

anyways, you can stick around and see Stanley's manditude ceremony or leave on this lame quest because you want an excuse to kill things.

>>21722
Let's stick around for the ceremony, keeping an eye out for things to kill. Maaaybe we won't ruin it.

>>21722
Go, because free food and drink.
Get drunk, crash the party. With any luck, you'll end up ruining shit for him and he'll leave you alone.

sorry guys, i've been on a little hiatus because A) I had a TON going on including my birthday on the third

B) I have just not been feeling in the terrible quest mood. Partially I am a little disappointed in suggestions, which don't seem very creative at times. I mean really I am willing to make these people to a LOT of things beyond sex and magic, and to be honest those 2 things have happened so much it is getting boring.

That being said, i'm continuing buy you guys have to help make this as fun as possible, y'hear?

thank you for your time, I will be updating in the near future

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/05(Wed)07:07 No. 23104 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore wakes up from what felt like a very very long ceremony, probably because that is exactly what he was sleeping through. Clarice looked like she didn't totally hate it, and by that I mean she may have enjoyed it or something.

I bunch of creepy old people are saying some word...

"Mazel tov" or something, is this some sort of demonic ritual?

Oh well, this must be the after party, now what?

>>23104
well, now that his ceremony is over, let's get back on track. What were we doing before all the sex again?

>>23104
Find food.
Find beverages.
OMNOMNOM.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/07(Fri)06:38 No. 23975 ID: 41f1b5
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Eating food and drinking inappropriately sounds right up thoremore's alley, okay!

You drink this random wine and this fluffy bread people referred to as "halla" or something. You like alcohol but you're terrible at handling it, you'll probably get drunk at this rate

I wonder what cactusgirls eat and drink...

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/07(Fri)07:14 No. 23981 ID: 41f1b5
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Clarice stands in puddle near sun

Clarice mind reading:

>PHOTOSYNTHESIS

>>23981
Well isn't that just adorable?

Compliment her, Thoremore, on the way she doesn't cost you any money for food or drink

Damn i want a cactusgirl. They give you oxigen, protect you with their spikes, store delicious cactus juice in case you get lost in the desert, fuck with you and if they're anything like a normal cactus you can clone them easily.

The only thing they need is the ability to retract their spikes. Unless you're a masochist, then you don't care.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/14(Fri)16:23 No. 29537 ID: 41f1b5
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(sorry guys, i've been on hiatus and i've just not been in the mood. I am going to the beach tomorrow so depending on if I bring my laptop I might start updating again.)

>"Good job... *urp* not costing me any money babe!"

Woah, thoremore is not looking so hot

Get Stanley's love-monkey to check what's wrong.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/19(Wed)08:22 No. 31526 ID: efc2a0
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(hey guys, I didn't update for a while because I was sick

it's called i'm a stupid lazy asshole syndrome and I had a bad case of it)

Stanley's love monke- er Victoria diagnoses

Thoremore is drunk

>"the only treatment is time and rest, he might get a hang over too"

>>31526
Well then this sounds like the perfect excuse to get away with INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING.

Then maybe ask Imma where we should go to fight this evil, and get this weird plot thing moving.

Possibly do both at the same time.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/19(Wed)09:03 No. 31532 ID: efc2a0
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you touch squishy boob, oh it is squishy~

From now on thoremore is drunk, your suggestions may or may not work correctly because of messed up reasoning

Imma explains

>"That evil banjo playing narwhal that killed your father is guarding an unholy object corrupting this world, but his lair is too hard to reach by it's self. The only way we could conceivably get in is the use of a secret entrance to it within the kobold amusement park. I figure macrowave and those 2 with it will be after us though. Once we're in the Narwhals hide out we must destroy the object of evil and all will be restored!"

>"*urp* I like squishy bosom"

>>31532
Wait, are you groping Victoria? I'd stop that if I were you Thoremore, don't want to get done for pedophilia.

To the amusement park! Maybe get Stanley to give you a piggy back ride again.

>>31532
Everyone likes the amusement park!
But if rides make you vomit do try to aim away from yourself, maybe try to hit strangers.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/08/19(Wed)17:37 No. 31646 ID: efc2a0
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stopping the molestation seems like something thoremore wouldn't do.

thoremore decides to stop groping because being drunk has impaired his asshole judgement.

>"urghh, how do weeeee get thaar~ urghg"

>>31646

VOMIT and pass out at Clarice's feet in preparation for tomorrow's adventure. Pissing robe optional but discouraged.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/09(Wed)12:51 No. 40519 ID: 41f1b5
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(hi, I hope I didn't forget my password... Anyways haw haw look at me being a lazy asshole)

Thoremore projectile vomits on stanley

pass out y/n?

>>40519
N.
Get a few more shots off on him.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/23(Wed)13:11 No. 49790 ID: 41f1b5
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ok done, now what

>>49790
pass out, of course.

>>49790
dance, it'll impress the ladies. Especially the one you threw up on.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/09/28(Mon)19:14 No. 53328 ID: 41f1b5
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SPONTANEOUS PASS-OUT FX

Spelled incorrectly in the image for your convenience!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/10/01(Thu)14:18 No. 55064 ID: 41f1b5
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YOU WAKE UP IN SEWER UNDER AMUSEMENT PARK! Your characters are off screen for drawing convenience!

so much convenience lately

>>55064
Act as though nothing has happened, go and search for another opportunity to get blitzed and repeat the process.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)09:48 No. 81468 ID: fa4818
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oh the exit more convenience

oh hi Stanley

jesus this art is bad

PUNCH THAT SHIT OPEN

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)09:59 No. 81471 ID: fa4818
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punching through shit inappropriately! your specialty!

ok done YOU ARE IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK OF KOBOLDS


why kobolds? IT'S FUCKING TG CHAN

>>81471

Buy a soft pretzeldog, or ride the ferris wheel.

START RUBBING NOSES EVERYWHERE!

FIND ONE WHO'S INTO SLAPPING NOSES, DO THAT FOR LIKE THREE MINUTES!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)10:08 No. 81475 ID: fa4818
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PRETZEL DOG FOUND

you ought to take it on a nice walk over to the ferris wheel

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)10:08 No. 81476 ID: fa4818
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you made it onto Ferris wheel

kobolds are giving you weird looks, you're the only human... thingies here

>>81476
Pick one at random and hug it.
'Accidentally' frot up against it.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)15:28 No. 81534 ID: fa4818
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you hug kobold and mutter something like "I will love you forever"

>"Hey man, s-stop it, how did humans even get in here!?"

Many authoritative looking kobolds look at you with a sort of "shit bro, we ought to do something about them" kind of look

also your boob-buddies... I MEAN the girls in your party are suddenly around again, NEAT

Give Clarice pretzeldog.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/25(Wed)16:27 No. 81545 ID: fa4818
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pretzel dog runs over to Clarice and Clarice bends over and cutely stares at it.

Random kobold struggle to get free

>"get offa me ass hat"

Officer kobold walks over

>"There a problem here buddy? Humans aint s'posed to be here."

>"LET GO LIMP DICK"

random kobold is kind of an ass

hey guys, here's an update

I mean this things been around for a pretty big while now and like, I'm just not having a ton of fun doing it, and regardless of people trying to tell me they want me to keep doing it, the activity with it is really minimal. I am glad you liked a lot of it and I am happy that you were so accepting this being my first quest. I would love to attempt to at least finish this with a decent ending if you guys are willing to help me finish this, but if not, I have no issues with just dropping it. If you guys would prefer me finishing, COMMENT! I can't do it without you! If you're ok with it ending, that's fine. No ending is terrible, and that's suitable for terrible quest! Either way folks, been a blast. I will be starting a new, more serious project with better art once this ends, thanks for reading.

>>81545

"No problem. Owing to being adventurers and such, we came to see if there was problems YOU had!"

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/11/26(Thu)08:02 No. 81768 ID: fa4818
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(oh god fine GREEN >:C)

>"We're not doing anything bro, we're just adventurers, we ADVENTURE and disrupt the peace"

>" 'Fraid i'mma have to send you folks to jail, no non-kobolds allowed"

Will you got to jail or OTHER?

I can't do it anymore guys, I just can't, it physically hurts to draw this ugh, I can't just can't

putting it on haitus or just totally canceling it at this point, expect a new quest with like, actual art and like, decent stuff, thanks for joining me on this terrible advanture

HEY, IT'D BE NICE IF SOMEONE COULD ARCHIVE THIS OR SOMETHING SINCE IT AINT GONNA BE UPDATED ANY MORE (or for a while at least)

Hold him upside down and shake him.