Nova Pori Double Tango

Nova Pori Double Tango by Sir Double-Faggot
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A ceaseless failtrain of sexual molestation, poorly organized mercenary hijinx, and snacking.

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Team Members

Sergeant Major Skalfak, B.E.

Leader and soldier. Sane. Competent and dangerous.

Doktor Vergewaltiger, G.D.

Medic. Sane.

Ka, D.A.K.

Mechanic. Not sane.

Lick M.

Demolitions expert. Sane-ish. Hard of hearing.

Esasmus B.D.D.

Sniper. Sane-ish. Very prone to distraction by the ladies.

Sister Maxine Van Misbruik

Demonologist and sexual deviant.

Artur Ulf Thor, Esquire

Machinegunner, underaged.

Hapless Victims

Prisoner 1

Walked out of the portal wearing a schoolgirl outfit and clutching a butterknife before being slapped stupid by Skalfak. Things went downhill for him from there. Also known as Ka's Personal Toy.

Prisoner 2

The game show contestant. Very telegenic. She is increasingly worried that these aren't just unconventional judges.