Fortune's Call
Fortune's Call by Gnoll |
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Also known as Rape-Jehral-and-Touch-his-Nose Quest, a quest by Gnoll about a DFC reverse-trap dragonbold questing for a coherent plot.
Also Nako is in it, though the time frame is still ambiguous.
Characters
Major Characters
Rynh
A half-dragon, half-kobold mercenary who finds herself tangled up in a plot to ressurect an ancient god. Exact age unknown due to a remarkable inability for her to figure out her own age, estimated at twenties-ish. Likes bacon (though less than originally thought) and would like to avoid getting stabbed in the torso. Also wants to quit dicking around and go on a FUCKING MAGICAL ADVENTURE.
Jehral
A half-elf half-kobold scout. Accompanies Rynh on her journey. Surprisingly little is known about him, considering his
Plot
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Chapter One
While on a mercenary job invading a castle, Rynh decides that smuggling an ancient artifact out of the castle is in ther best interest. She then proceeds to masturbate, sexually assault Jehral, loose her bacon as a casualty to a fight, and learn a bit more about about the magic trinket she smuggled.
Chapter Two: Between the Rock and a Hardplace
Rynh kills an annoying rat guy with her bear(dragon) hands. Then she buys some knives and armor and takes a caravan to a goblin town, dragging Jehral along with her. Then she goes shopping again, buying some new clothes and a book on magic. She starts studying on a rock outside the town as a shadowy figure approaches.
Chapter Three
Rynh beats up a shadowy figure that ambushes her, Jehral learns that Rynh is a girl, Doobanicus shows up, gets owned, Rynh gets drunk off her ass, wakes up with a hangover, cuddles Jehral, gets puked on, gets topless and plays with Jehral, has an amusing conversation with some dwarves, gets a hard-on for Jehral, makes a number of inappropriate comments, flirts with Jehral some more, and gets on a boat.
Chapter Four: Come Sail Away
Rynh gets some training on in an elf city, as well as a new change of clothes, while Jehral gets swarmed by elf girls. Rynh does some crazy magic shit and makes ice bridges, sexually assaults Jehral again, shows some kobolds that she's a motherfucking dragon, meets her mom, learns about an ancient god and learns how to polymorph. (in progress)