A Collection of Very Brief Quests
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An aptly named rapid-fire adventure in the the spirit of A Series of Extremely Short Quests.
Predominately run by Idiom Alpha and Apollo, with cameos by Brom and Arhra.
Save The Princess!
Quest: A dragon has kidnapped a stick princess in a non-descript tower! What WILL the brave knight do?! Result: Knight marries dragon. Checkmate. Notes: RELEASE THE ZOMBIES! Next. -kome
Elf Society Is Harsh
Quest: How will the elven damsel deal with her ugly BALDNESS?! Result: Elf wore fresh moss as a wig. All other elves think this is gross but pay tribute out of fear of the moss-apocalypse. Notes: Slay a dwarf, glue his magnificent beard to your head. -Yomiel
Sir Elton John and the Endless Tiny Dancer
Quest: Sir Elton John is stuck in a loop of constant "Tiny Dancer" encores. This is the 650th day he has wanted to unleash his new masterpiece. What IS this new masterpiece?! Result: Sir Elton John sold his soul to the devil. The masterpiece turned his piano into a pipe organ and summoned a flesh-eating demon to kill the audience. Notes: There is only one option. REMIX! -EveryZig
Blind Date Side A
Quest: Girl has a blind date with a Tentacle Monster. How WILL she respond?! Result: Girl is victorious in date by seductively slurping her tentacle-shaped pasta. Sex ensues. Notes: well I for one find anything with one eyeball hot as hell; Roll to seduce -Brom
Blind Date Side B
Quest: Tentacle Monster has a blind date with a girl... but what will they wear?! Result: They wore an eyepatch - the date was a disaster, as there was no date because the Tentacle Monster tripped into a garbage bin. Notes: That sweater your grand hive mother knitted for you last harvest season. -KingMomo
(Did Not) Save the Princess! Part 2
Quest: Knight needs to get his Dragon wife a birthday present. What WILL he get her?! Result: Knight has sex with his wife until they make a baby. She broke his hip in the process. Notes: A nude statue of himself. -Idiom Alpha
The Eternal Catgirl Plight
Quest: A recently transformed catgirl is socially ostracized due to her alien appearance and online help from doctors is refused because they think she's a FURRY! What is a young catgirl to DO?! Result: Catgirl decides to become professional heister, successfully robs banks with high profile assaults due to refuge in audacity preventing anyone from legally describing her. Notes: TWO WORDS: FIGHT CRIME -SiverFayte
It's a... something.
Quest: Some girl just gave birth to something! But what IS it?! Result: 11th dimensional being! L O O K U P O N M E A N D D E S P A I R M O R T A L S ! The herald of the apocalypse has been born. Notes: ...literal, adult bear! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! -Idiom Alpha
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| Quests by Apollo |
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TGchan: Rollback | Red Giant | Vagrant | Vehement Collaborations: Heat Sync | Rescue Quest | A Collection of Very Brief Quests | Apollo's Drunken Drunk Quest | The Dungeon of Eternal Torment | A Menagerie of Miniscule Quests Finished: The Wizard Hat | Grocery Store | Do not push | Turritopsis dohrnii | Treasure | Do Not Look | Monsters in the Night | 1001 Knights | Gone Clubbin' | Build a Robot Boyfriend | Catch! | Super Secret Illuminati Quest Dead: Half-Way There | Whispers | Panty Ray |
