Phillip Dollarfield Doesn't Care About Saving The Princess
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Phillip Dollarfield Doesn't Care About Saving The Princess is a text quest about trying to be cool.
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Overview
Phillip Dollarfield Doesn't Care About Saving The Princess is a text quest following the adventures of Dale Pennymeadow and his crew of social outcasts as they attempt to become cool, defeat the famous Phillip Dollarfield (the apparent chosen one meant to save the princess of the land) and save the princess (whom most people agree can only be saved by Phillip Dollarfield). It is up to Dale's paranoid and potentially unwell psyche to help him complete these goals (or not) in order to save the land.
Characters
Dale Pennymeadow Dale is a social outcast living in a small house in a village who no cares to remember the name of. Though always "low-born", at one point in his life he was partners with the famous Phillip Dollarfield, and presumably fought vampires as a duo of hunters. However, at some point between then and now, Dale lost his vampire hunting license, Phillip and him parted ways, and he lost whatever respect he may have had before. Dale defends his village from vampires, but must keep his skills a secret to the village due to his lack of a license. He appears to be incredibly paranoid about supernatural threats, and is not afraid of hurting others.
Phillip Dollarfield The apparent chosen one meant to save the princess from whatever forces captured her in the first place, not much is currently known about Phillip other than the gossip that peasants have mentioned and the claims that Dale makes regarding him. Phillip is said to have unnaturally large testicles, but more importantly, Dale believes that Phillip became a vampire many years ago, and does not want to save the princess because he would be forced to marry her and would be unable to give her a child due to his current state. Phillip was known to be the much more charismatic team member when working alongside Dale.
Janet Affectionately known as the village psychopath, Janet is a little girl who believes she is a werewolf. She speak in long winded and nonsensical sentences and is shunned by the rest of society for her behavior. Dale recruited Janet in his confused quest to confront Phillip Dollarfield, and from then on has been a loyal companion. She likes to ride around on Dale's head.
Suzy Janet's one and only friend before Dale, Suzy is an early teen girl who likes to pretend that she is a vampire. Unlike Janet, she speaks generally clear. Suzy is obsessed with drawing original characters and reading comic books. Suzy joined Dale's quest out of a desire for fantastical adventures. She likes to ride around on Dale's back.
