Nova Pori Double Tango
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A ceaseless success of sexual molestation, poorly organized mercenary hijinx and snacking.
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"The Agency"
Agent Smeth
The mysterious agent.
Ms Belkresh
Agent Smeth's amiable secretary.
Sources
They are reliable, but who or what are they? IT IS A MISTERY!
Team Members
Sergeant Major Skalfak, B.E.
Leader and soldier. Sane. Competent and dangerous.
Doktor Vergewaltiger, G.D.
Medic. Sane.
Ka, D.A.K.
Mechanic. Not sane.
Lick, M.
Demolitions expert. Sane-ish. Hard of hearing.
Esasmus, B.D.D.
Sniper. Sane-ish. Very prone to distraction by the ladies.
Sister Van Misbruik, M.
Demonologist and sexual deviant.
Thor, A.U., Esquire
Machinegunner, underaged.
Hapless Victims
Prisoner 1
Walked out of the portal wearing a schoolgirl outfit and clutching a butterknife before being slapped stupid by Skalfak. Things went downhill for him from there. Also known as Ka's Personal Toy.
Prisoner 2
The game show contestant. Very telegenic. She is increasingly worried that these aren't just unconventional judges.
