Anon44

Anon44 is the author of June Quest, QuestQuest Quest, SUPER JUMPING GUY! and The Witch Who Lost Her Panties. He was crazy-go-nuts about editing wiki pages and has discovered the preview button in the wiki tools thankyouverymuch.

The name Anon44 comes from Anon, or someone who browses 4chan, and 44, which is largely an arbitrary number but sounded good at the time.

Loves Thai food, decaf coffee, sweaters and striped panties on pretty girls. Wait, separate the Thai food since he doesn't love that ON pretty girls, but he'd very much enjoy it as a side to pretty girls in sweaters and striped panties. Anon44 employs panty-detection technology; by looking into the mirror and saying "Panties" three times you will summon him and disappoint him unless you are a cute girl in a sweater and/or striped panties.

Also this:

~~Highly recommended that you make porn of his characters and show it to him. Very highly.~~ Smik is a huge Canadian wiener who can't spell 'decaf' properly. Pay no attention to him.

This makes his head asplode: