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image:Goodfriend.png|Unlike communists, John has higher understanding of the inherent value of a proper pint.  
image:Goodfriend.png|Unlike communists, John has higher understanding of the inherent value of a proper pint.  
Image:Johnmusic.png|Lesser beings do not have the advanced mental capacity to know [http://www.metsatoll.ee/index.html Metsatöll].
Image:Johnmusic.png|Lesser beings do not have the advanced mental capacity to know [http://www.metsatoll.ee/index.html Metsatöll].
Image:Johnsenseofsmell.png|John got, like all Sergals, a highly developed sense of smell
Image:Johnpissedoff.png|To disappoint John is to know despair.
Image:Johnpissedoff.png|If she's angry, she really really is angry
Image:Johndickbutt.png|John never wastes natural resources.
Image:Johndickbutt.png|Also an artistically soul
Image:Johntablemanners.png|Adolf Knigger is irrelevant, but John knows what good salted beef is.
Image:Johntablemanners.png|Table manners good enough to make Adolph Knigge weep
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Revision as of 12:38, 7 November 2009

Your hair cannot possibly measure up to this regal, lofty, or stately dignity; imposing character; grandeur.

Has huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Quite obviously the most important character on the entire Tgchan and in Joandventure.

Huge Beauty

What it means

John bathing in the blood of 300 fa/tg/uys to supplement her Huge Beauty.

John has huge beauty.

Disagreements

None claim to disagree.

None can objectively disagree.

Remarkably Prestigious Hair

What it means

John's hair needs lots of brushing to retain its Remarkable Prestige.

John has remarkably prestigious hair.

Jealousy

A lesser being, clearly infuriated by its inferior hair.

This tends to cause jealousy in those of puny hair.

Intellectual powers

Practical effect

John explaining facts.

John is always right.

Proof

Objective studies by impartial researchers.

This can be scientifically proven without fail. All scientists agree.

Communism

As well as her restrained reasoning.

Communism shatters before John's huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Gallery

Official (THESE MUST BE FILLED SO THAT ALL LESSER BEINGS CAN BEHOLD THE HUGE BEAUTY AND REMARKABLY PRESTIGIOUS HAIR OF JOHN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOGIN-ONLY FILE UPLOADS.)

  • Frugal Spender

    Frugal Spender

  • Tender Lover

    Tender Lover

  • An avatar of humility.

    An avatar of humility.

  • Eating some characters in a insignificant Quest none quite remember.

    Eating some characters in a insignificant Quest none quite remember.

  • John then...

    John then...

  • ...and now. As one can easily see, John's Huge Beauty has only magnified over time.

    ...and now. As one can easily see, John's Huge Beauty has only magnified over time.

  • All wish to hug John. Few ever will. Even fewer will survive.

    All wish to hug John. Few ever will. Even fewer will survive.

  • John gently correcting a person who has been wrong.

    John gently correcting a person who has been wrong.

  • A valid question.

    A valid question.

  • John is racially tolerant.

    John is racially tolerant.

  • Unlike communists, John has higher understanding of the inherent value of a proper pint.

    Unlike communists, John has higher understanding of the inherent value of a proper pint.

  • Lesser beings do not have the advanced mental capacity to know Metsatöll.

    Lesser beings do not have the advanced mental capacity to know Metsatöll.

  • To disappoint John is to know despair.

    To disappoint John is to know despair.

  • John never wastes natural resources.

    John never wastes natural resources.

  • Adolf Knigger is irrelevant, but John knows what good salted beef is.

    Adolf Knigger is irrelevant, but John knows what good salted beef is.


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