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=Minion Profiles=
Put your individualized minion's profile here. Be sure to keep it updated regularly, as it may be referenced at any time to determine their status.


==Minion Profiles==
Put your individualized minion's profile here. Be sure to keep it updated regularly, as it may be referenced at any time to determine their status. Now arranged alphabetically by first name.
{{GfH Minion
|Name=Gloom
|Short Descriptive Phrase=Stealthy Bastard Mk. II
|Player= Alratan
|Appearance= 6'6", whipcord thing, pale skin and completely hairless. Favours wearing dark digital camouflage gear. Almost never seen without a hat of some kind when not fighting.
|Soul= Fractured and chaotic
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Strengths= Stealth, impersonation, using subsonic firearms, outdoorsmanship
|Weaknesses= Distinctive appearance, inability to let go of a grudge
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)
*Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep ($1500)
*Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)
|Equipment=
9A-91 subsonic carbine assault rifle with sound suppressor
cheesewire garotte
night vision goggles
*Russian military gear
*Formal wear
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*Cash from jobs
|Description= By training, gloom is a scout and an infiltrator, deployed to assess the lay of the land ahead of his squad and provide battlefield intelligence. He has supplemented this with a keen eye for opportunistic interventions, knowing exactly when and where a sentry must be eliminated to avoid notice and allow the mission to proceed unmolested, or how to raise a series of false alarms to reduce a security details readiness.
Outside of combat, Gloom is both a dedicated outdoorsman and keen student of the city. Climbing, hiking, canoeing are all pastimes he has turned his hand to in the country, whilst in urban areas he enjoys disappearing into the crowds and people watching. One of his odder habits, and favourite comic turns for his squad, is to adopt the mannerisms of passing strangers, and mimic them precisely as they go by.
Before Gloom gained his name and attitude, he was an up-beat young man, who, despite the minor disfigurement of being hairless, managed to be a reasonably cheerful child  and popular student. National Service soon put an end to that, where his unusual improvement lead to relentless and intense bullying from his fellow conscripts, inspired and directed by the NCOs. These were not pleasant years for Gloom, and he was lucky to survive some incidents, despite learning to bribe some of his superiors thanks to subsidy from his middle class parents.
His inability to retaliate for his suffering twisted Gloom, and it was this dysfunction that caught the Russian Hidden Army's recruiters. Unfortunately for some of his erstwhile tormentors, these talent scouts knew their material well, and well offered the opportunity for vengeance in return for extended service, he took it. It was only later that he learned they never intended to let him go. }}
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{{GfH Minion
{{GfH Minion
|Name=Zhenya Koslov
|Name=Igor
|Short Descriptive Phrase= The Burned Gun
|Short Descriptive Phrase=Most Worthless Minion
|Player= The_Falcon
|Player= Arkeus
|Appearance= 5'3", Black hair usually bound up in a bun or ponytail, dark brown irises.
|Appearance= 6'2”, Dark Hair, not only a big man but a large one, he seems singularly solid.
|Soul= Unseen
|Soul= Soulless bastard
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Strengths= Gun expert (pistols), standard alcohol tolerance, minor experience in a variety of martial arts
|Strengths= Using heavy guns, taking hits, a tinkerer especially when it comes to Armors, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka
|Weaknesses= Bad liar, Arsonphobia(large), Can't cook
|Weaknesses= Being a squishy mundane, inept when it comes to common modern electronic use.
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)
*Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep
*Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)
|Equipment= AN-94
|Equipment= AN-94
*1 TT-33 + 3 Extended Mags
*Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
*1 Heckler & Koch HK4
*Heirloom pocket watch
*1 Heckler & Koch P7 K3
*1 Heckler & Koch USP 9 left handed
*1 Heckler & Koch USP 9 right handed
*Russian military gear
*Russian military gear
*Formal wear
*Formal wear
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*$9,763.16 in pay
*Cash from jobs
|Description= Zhenya is a short woman with a naturally calm, quiet demeanor. She enjoys reading and classical music and herself plays the violin quite well. A good problem solver and likes to think outside of the box when planning time comes. Dabbles in a wide variety of martial arts, though not reaching very far in any other than what she learned in the military. Is a pistol nut and would love to collect a representative of every pistol on the face of the earth. Can rattle of pistol specs without seeming to stop and think. Zhenya is terribly afraid of fire due to a childhood experience where her house burned down. She can handle herself acceptably with small ones (matches, candles) without showing much anxiety, but much bigger(campfires and up) and she will start to freak out. This, among other things stopped her from learning how to cook. She is also a terrible liar as she cannot do so without smiling or looking away. }}
|Description= Igor is not slow per say, but he does prefer to take his time mulling things over. He is the kind of man that is not only capable of patience, but actually enjoys the passing flow of time. He obviously dislikes using rapid firearms, but somehow prefers the use of Heavy ones like RPGs to being a sniper. He not so secretly has a love for big booms, so his strategies tend to focus on herding the targets in a group for him to blow them up. He has a deep love and affinity for clocks, which comes from his late grandfather, a clockmaker who raised him. When his family fell on hard times, the only thing he could keep was a pocket watch he pilfered, and has been repairing ever since. Igor only touches his pocket-watches when sober, but has gotten into the habit of heavily tinkering on everything else he could get his hand on when he gets drunk- that is to say, almost every night if he can help it. Not a big talker, he nonetheless is liked on his team if only for his habit to cobble-up emergency repairs on his squad's equipment, especially armors. His talent with tinkering mechanical parts is matched by his utter inability to do anything when it comes to modern electronics. He is utterly inept with them and doesn't like microwaves, ovens, microwave ovens, toasters, TV, the internet-he's QUITE detached from modern media, and only reads magazines and journals-such as ones on Armor. }}
 


{{GfH Minion
{{GfH Minion
|Name=Satai
|Name=Lyubov Ivanna Khorobrova
|Short Descriptive Phrase=The Cautious Tinkerer
|Short Descriptive Phrase= The Vigilant Spear Carrier
|Player= [[User:Ironybot|Ironybot]]
|Player= CaptainButthead a.k.a. BUTTZ
|Appearance= 5'10", dark brown hair, average build leaning toward fast over strong, Siberian facial features and skin coloration.
|Appearance= 5'11", 150lbs, muscular build. Light skin, crew cut black hair, light skin.
|Soul= Unseen
|Soul= Her soul feels vigilant, like a warning cry against the dark perpetually held at the ready, the one to refuse silence in the face of the unthinkable.
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Strengths= Shooting people, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka, tinkering with electronic hardware, setting traps, building and flying RC vehicles
|Strengths= Superb awareness, tenacious determination, competency with small arms and grenades, competency in sambo, passable classical and jazz guitar player, capable of drinking prodigious quantities of vodka
|Weaknesses= Being a fragile, squishy mundane in a nasty, supernatural world; lack of melee talent
|Weaknesses= She has a serious personality flaw where she comes off as a cold fish, unusually humorless and sober. Downright horrible at leadership; good spear carrier, sufficient by herself, but bad at directing others effectively. She's got trouble coordinating anything beyond personal actions. This inability to coordinate beyond what's right in front of her extends beyond leadership into difficulty with general multitasking.
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)
*Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard
*Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep ($1500)
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)
|Equipment= AN-94
|Equipment= AN-94
*Detpack
*Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
*Several HE grenades and tripwire triggers
*Walther PPS pistol (fitted with green laser)
*H&K MP7 (fitted with green laser)
*4 V40 mini-grenades
*2 stun grenades
*2 RGN offensive grenades  
*M-53 gas mask
*Quadeye helmet
*Russian military gear
*Russian military gear
*Formal wear
*Formal wear
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*$9,513.16
*$4,980 cash
|Description= Satai is of the opinion that this whole fighting things that can end him with a wave of their hand sucks, and all the more so when they are trying to eat his face. In fact, he doesn't even like fighting things that can shoot at him normally. His idea of how to kill someone right is to use a car bomb. Mines? Great. Grenades also good, grenades+tripwire traps are even better. Those flying drones that shoot missiles that the Americans pilot around like video games to kill hapless enemies in countries they want to abuse while sitting back and drinking soda- where the hell can he get one? His military skills and hobbies strongly reflect these preferences; he puts significantly less emphasis on melee training in his personal regimen, and more on effectively designing, building, and setting traps both manufactured and improvised, and on tooling around with scratch-built electronics with a particular emphasis on RC toys.}}
*$9763.16 on her cash card
|Description= Insert absurdly detailed personality and history description here }}




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{{GfH Minion
{{GfH Minion
|Name=Lyubov Ivanna Khorobrova
|Name=Satai
|Short Descriptive Phrase= The Vigilant Spear Carrier
|Short Descriptive Phrase=The Cautious Tinkerer
|Player= CaptainButthead a.k.a. BUTTZ
|Player= [[User:Ironybot|Ironybot]]
|Appearance= 5'11", 150lbs, muscular build. Light skin, crew cut black hair, light skin.
|Appearance= 5'10", dark brown hair, average build leaning toward fast over strong, Siberian facial features and skin coloration.
|Soul= Her soul feels vigilant, like a warning cry against the dark perpetually held at the ready, the one to refuse silence in the face of the unthinkable.
|Soul= Unseen
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Strengths= Superb awareness, tenacious determination, competency with small arms and grenades, competency in sambo, passable classical and jazz guitar player, capable of drinking prodigious quantities of vodka
|Strengths= Shooting people, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka, tinkering with electronic hardware, setting traps, building and flying RC vehicles
|Weaknesses= She has a serious personality flaw where she comes off as a cold fish, unusually humorless and sober. Downright horrible at leadership; good spear carrier, sufficient by herself, but bad at directing others effectively. She's got trouble coordinating anything beyond personal actions. This inability to coordinate beyond what's right in front of her extends beyond leadership into difficulty with general multitasking.
|Weaknesses= Being a fragile, squishy mundane in a nasty, supernatural world; lack of melee talent
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party
*Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep ($1500)
*Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu
|Equipment= AN-94
|Equipment= AN-94
*Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
*Detpack
*Walther PPS pistol (fitted with green laser)
*Several HE grenades and tripwire triggers
*H&K MP7 (fitted with green laser)
*4 V40 mini-grenades
*2 stun grenades
*2 RGN offensive grenades  
*M-53 gas mask
*Quadeye helmet
*Russian military gear
*Russian military gear
*Formal wear
*Formal wear
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*$4,980 cash
*$9,513.16
*$9763.16 on her cash card
|Description= Satai is of the opinion that this whole fighting things that can end him with a wave of their hand sucks, and all the more so when they are trying to eat his face. In fact, he doesn't even like fighting things that can shoot at him normally. His idea of how to kill someone right is to use a car bomb. Mines? Great. Grenades also good, grenades+tripwire traps are even better. Those flying drones that shoot missiles that the Americans pilot around like video games to kill hapless enemies in countries they want to abuse while sitting back and drinking soda- where the hell can he get one? His military skills and hobbies strongly reflect these preferences; he puts significantly less emphasis on melee training in his personal regimen, and more on effectively designing, building, and setting traps both manufactured and improvised, and on tooling around with scratch-built electronics with a particular emphasis on RC toys.}}
|Description= Insert absurdly detailed personality and history description here }}


{{GfH Minion
{{GfH Minion
|Name=Gloom
|Name=Titus Yakimov
|Short Descriptive Phrase=Stealthy Bastard Mk. II
|Short Descriptive Phrase=The Nice Guy
|Player= Alratan
|Player= Guile
|Appearance= 6'6", whipcord thing, pale skin and completely hairless. Favours wearing dark digital camouflage gear. Almost never seen without a hat of some kind when not fighting.
|Appearance= A short (5'9") bulldog of a man with thick brown hair, in the process of growing out a short moustache and full beard now that the squad is no longer part of any formalized military.
|Soul= Fractured and chaotic
|Soul= A bearded bogatyr, clad in damaged kalantar and kol'chuga, upper face covered by a misyurka
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Background= Russian Ground Forces, folded into Russian Black Operations Army after impressing the wrong people
|Strengths= Stealth, impersonation, using subsonic firearms, outdoorsmanship
|Strengths= Shooting people, punching things, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka, The Bodyguard, Sambo Specialist
|Weaknesses= Distinctive appearance, inability to let go of a grudge
|Weaknesses= Being mundane, Mind of a Sportsman
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)
*Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep ($1500)
*Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
*Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)
|Equipment=  
|Equipment= AN-94
9A-91 subsonic carbine assault rifle with sound suppressor
*SR-1
cheesewire garotte
*M134 Minigun
night vision goggles
*Armstar BodyGuard 9xi-hd01 (in progress)
*Russian military gear
*Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
*Russian military gear (supplemented with QuadEye, gasmask, comm)
*Formal wear
*Formal wear
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*WWII German Army Uniform
*Cash from jobs
*Cash from jobs
|Description= By training, gloom is a scout and an infiltrator, deployed to assess the lay of the land ahead of his squad and provide battlefield intelligence. He has supplemented this with a keen eye for opportunistic interventions, knowing exactly when and where a sentry must be eliminated to avoid notice and allow the mission to proceed unmolested, or how to raise a series of false alarms to reduce a security details readiness.  
|Description= Mind of a Sportsman: Titus dislikes killing humans. On such missions, his conscience hinders his performance.
 
*The Bodyguard: Perhaps because of this mindset, Titus is exceptionally good at protecting a mission objective. He is also familiar enough with modern armors to make his own if given access to polymerized weaves or ceramic plating.
Outside of combat, Gloom is both a dedicated outdoorsman and keen student of the city. Climbing, hiking, canoeing are all pastimes he has turned his hand to in the country, whilst in urban areas he enjoys disappearing into the crowds and people watching. One of his odder habits, and favourite comic turns for his squad, is to adopt the mannerisms of passing strangers, and mimic them precisely as they go by.  
*Sambo Specialist: Titus is a qualified - though not accredited - Kandidat Master (rank 2) of combat sambo. He also has the proper mindset to teach or coach.}}
 
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Before Gloom gained his name and attitude, he was an up-beat young man, who, despite the minor disfigurement of being hairless, managed to be a reasonably cheerful child  and popular student. National Service soon put an end to that, where his unusual improvement lead to relentless and intense bullying from his fellow conscripts, inspired and directed by the NCOs. These were not pleasant years for Gloom, and he was lucky to survive some incidents, despite learning to bribe some of his superiors thanks to subsidy from his middle class parents.  
 
His inability to retaliate for his suffering twisted Gloom, and it was this dysfunction that caught the Russian Hidden Army's recruiters. Unfortunately for some of his erstwhile tormentors, these talent scouts knew their material well, and well offered the opportunity for vengeance in return for extended service, he took it. It was only later that he learned they never intended to let him go. }}
 
{{GfH Minion
{{GfH Minion
|Name=Vladimir Maksimovich Volkov
|Name=Vladimir Maksimovich Volkov
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*Current funds: $8663.15
*Current funds: $8663.15
|Description= Vlad is a big man who likes big bangs, whether they might come from the enormous shotgun he carries or a well-placed series of demolition charges. As long as it goes BOOM, he's happy with it. Despite his lack of general skill in comparison with the rest of his unit, he's enthusiastic about his work and always looking for an opportunity to blast something into smaller pieces than it originally consisted of. Though capable of limited discretion when on the job or otherwise called for, his manner tends to be much like his tools of the trade; energetic, unsubtle, and with a complete lack of volume control. Needless to say, he tends to give the impression that sobriety is a terrible condition that only happens to other people, even when he's not actually drunk. Additionally, he has a marked interest in becoming a gunsmith.}}
|Description= Vlad is a big man who likes big bangs, whether they might come from the enormous shotgun he carries or a well-placed series of demolition charges. As long as it goes BOOM, he's happy with it. Despite his lack of general skill in comparison with the rest of his unit, he's enthusiastic about his work and always looking for an opportunity to blast something into smaller pieces than it originally consisted of. Though capable of limited discretion when on the job or otherwise called for, his manner tends to be much like his tools of the trade; energetic, unsubtle, and with a complete lack of volume control. Needless to say, he tends to give the impression that sobriety is a terrible condition that only happens to other people, even when he's not actually drunk. Additionally, he has a marked interest in becoming a gunsmith.}}
 
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{{GfH Minion
{{GfH Minion
|Name=Igor
|Name=Zhenya Koslov
|Short Descriptive Phrase=Most Worthless Minion
|Short Descriptive Phrase= The Burned Gun
|Player= Arkeus
|Player= The_Falcon
|Appearance= 6'2”, Dark Hair, not only a big man but a large one, he seems singularly solid.
|Appearance= 5'3", Black hair usually bound up in a bun or ponytail, dark brown irises.
|Soul= Soulless bastard
|Soul= Unseen
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Background= Russian Black Operations Army
|Strengths= Using heavy guns, taking hits, a tinkerer especially when it comes to Armors, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka
|Strengths= Gun expert (pistols), standard alcohol tolerance, minor experience in a variety of martial arts
|Weaknesses= Being a squishy mundane, inept when it comes to common modern electronic use.
|Weaknesses= Bad liar, Arsonphobia(large), Can't cook
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party
*Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
*Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu
|Equipment= AN-94
|Equipment= AN-94
*Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
*1 TT-33 + 3 Extended Mags
*Heirloom pocket watch
*1 Heckler & Koch HK4
*1 Heckler & Koch P7 K3
*1 Heckler & Koch USP 9 left handed
*1 Heckler & Koch USP 9 right handed
*Russian military gear
*Russian military gear
*Formal wear
*Formal wear
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*Cash from jobs
*$9,763.16 in pay
|Description= Igor is not slow per say, but he does prefer to take his time mulling things over. He is the kind of man that is not only capable of patience, but actually enjoys the passing flow of time. He obviously dislikes using rapid firearms, but somehow prefers the use of Heavy ones like RPGs to being a sniper. He not so secretly has a love for big booms, so his strategies tend to focus on herding the targets in a group for him to blow them up. He has a deep love and affinity for clocks, which comes from his late grandfather, a clockmaker who raised him. When his family fell on hard times, the only thing he could keep was a pocket watch he pilfered, and has been repairing ever since. Igor only touches his pocket-watches when sober, but has gotten into the habit of heavily tinkering on everything else he could get his hand on when he gets drunk- that is to say, almost every night if he can help it. Not a big talker, he nonetheless is liked on his team if only for his habit to cobble-up emergency repairs on his squad's equipment, especially armors. His talent with tinkering mechanical parts is matched by his utter inability to do anything when it comes to modern electronics. He is utterly inept with them and doesn't like microwaves, ovens, microwave ovens, toasters, TV, the internet-he's QUITE detached from modern media, and only reads magazines and journals-such as ones on Armor. }}
|Description= Zhenya is a short woman with a naturally calm, quiet demeanor. She enjoys reading and classical music and herself plays the violin quite well. A good problem solver and likes to think outside of the box when planning time comes. Dabbles in a wide variety of martial arts, though not reaching very far in any other than what she learned in the military. Is a pistol nut and would love to collect a representative of every pistol on the face of the earth. Can rattle of pistol specs without seeming to stop and think. Zhenya is terribly afraid of fire due to a childhood experience where her house burned down. She can handle herself acceptably with small ones (matches, candles) without showing much anxiety, but much bigger(campfires and up) and she will start to freak out. This, among other things stopped her from learning how to cook. She is also a terrible liar as she cannot do so without smiling or looking away. }}
 
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{{GfH Minion
|Name=Titus Yakimov
|Short Descriptive Phrase=The Nice Guy
|Player= Guile
|Appearance= A short (5'9") bulldog of a man with thick brown hair, in the process of growing out a short moustache and full beard now that the squad is no longer part of any formalized military.
|Soul= A bearded bogatyr, clad in damaged kalantar and kol'chuga, upper face covered by a misyurka
|Background= Russian Ground Forces, folded into Russian Black Operations Army after impressing the wrong people
|Strengths= Shooting people, punching things, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka, The Bodyguard, Sambo Specialist
|Weaknesses= Being mundane, Mind of a Sportsman
|Languages= Russian, English, Turkish
|Work History= Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)
*Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
*Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)
|Equipment= AN-94
*SR-1
*M134 Minigun
*Armstar BodyGuard 9xi-hd01 (in progress)
*Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
*Russian military gear (supplemented with QuadEye, gasmask, comm)
*Formal wear
*Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
*WWII German Army Uniform
*Cash from jobs
|Description= Mind of a Sportsman: Titus dislikes killing humans. On such missions, his conscience hinders his performance.
*The Bodyguard: Perhaps because of this mindset, Titus is exceptionally good at protecting a mission objective. He is also familiar enough with modern armors to make his own if given access to polymerized weaves or ceramic plating.
*Sambo Specialist: Titus is a qualified - though not accredited - Kandidat Master (rank 2) of combat sambo. He also has the proper mindset to teach or coach.}}

Revision as of 05:47, 26 January 2012

Descriptions of the minions of Armas Laine in the quest Guns for Hire, particularly those under the semi-direct control of the player base.

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Most Worthless Minion run by Your Name Goes Here Fool

Appearance: Generic and underdeveloped
Date of Birth: {{{Date of Birth}}}
Soul: Soulless bastard
Background: Russian Black Operations Army
Strengths: Shooting people, punching things, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka
Weaknesses: Being a fragile, squishy mundane in a nasty, supernatural world
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
Work History: Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)

  • Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep ($1500)
  • Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
  • Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)

Equipment: AN-94

  • Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
  • Russian military gear
  • Formal wear
  • Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
  • Cash from jobs

Activities: {{{Activities}}}
Description:
Insert absurdly detailed personality and history description here

























Minion Profiles

Put your individualized minion's profile here. Be sure to keep it updated regularly, as it may be referenced at any time to determine their status. Now arranged alphabetically by first name.

Stealthy Bastard Mk. II run by Alratan

Appearance: 6'6", whipcord thing, pale skin and completely hairless. Favours wearing dark digital camouflage gear. Almost never seen without a hat of some kind when not fighting.
Date of Birth: {{{Date of Birth}}}
Soul: Fractured and chaotic
Background: Russian Black Operations Army
Strengths: Stealth, impersonation, using subsonic firearms, outdoorsmanship
Weaknesses: Distinctive appearance, inability to let go of a grudge
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
Work History: Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)

  • Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep ($1500)
  • Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
  • Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)

Equipment: 9A-91 subsonic carbine assault rifle with sound suppressor cheesewire garotte night vision goggles

  • Russian military gear
  • Formal wear
  • Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
  • Cash from jobs

Activities: {{{Activities}}}
Description:
By training, gloom is a scout and an infiltrator, deployed to assess the lay of the land ahead of his squad and provide battlefield intelligence. He has supplemented this with a keen eye for opportunistic interventions, knowing exactly when and where a sentry must be eliminated to avoid notice and allow the mission to proceed unmolested, or how to raise a series of false alarms to reduce a security details readiness.

Outside of combat, Gloom is both a dedicated outdoorsman and keen student of the city. Climbing, hiking, canoeing are all pastimes he has turned his hand to in the country, whilst in urban areas he enjoys disappearing into the crowds and people watching. One of his odder habits, and favourite comic turns for his squad, is to adopt the mannerisms of passing strangers, and mimic them precisely as they go by.

Before Gloom gained his name and attitude, he was an up-beat young man, who, despite the minor disfigurement of being hairless, managed to be a reasonably cheerful child and popular student. National Service soon put an end to that, where his unusual improvement lead to relentless and intense bullying from his fellow conscripts, inspired and directed by the NCOs. These were not pleasant years for Gloom, and he was lucky to survive some incidents, despite learning to bribe some of his superiors thanks to subsidy from his middle class parents.

His inability to retaliate for his suffering twisted Gloom, and it was this dysfunction that caught the Russian Hidden Army's recruiters. Unfortunately for some of his erstwhile tormentors, these talent scouts knew their material well, and well offered the opportunity for vengeance in return for extended service, he took it. It was only later that he learned they never intended to let him go.


Most Worthless Minion run by Arkeus

Appearance: 6'2”, Dark Hair, not only a big man but a large one, he seems singularly solid.
Date of Birth: {{{Date of Birth}}}
Soul: Soulless bastard
Background: Russian Black Operations Army
Strengths: Using heavy guns, taking hits, a tinkerer especially when it comes to Armors, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka
Weaknesses: Being a squishy mundane, inept when it comes to common modern electronic use.
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
Work History: Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)

  • Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
  • Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)

Equipment: AN-94

  • Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
  • Heirloom pocket watch
  • Russian military gear
  • Formal wear
  • Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
  • Cash from jobs

Activities: {{{Activities}}}
Description:
Igor is not slow per say, but he does prefer to take his time mulling things over. He is the kind of man that is not only capable of patience, but actually enjoys the passing flow of time. He obviously dislikes using rapid firearms, but somehow prefers the use of Heavy ones like RPGs to being a sniper. He not so secretly has a love for big booms, so his strategies tend to focus on herding the targets in a group for him to blow them up. He has a deep love and affinity for clocks, which comes from his late grandfather, a clockmaker who raised him. When his family fell on hard times, the only thing he could keep was a pocket watch he pilfered, and has been repairing ever since. Igor only touches his pocket-watches when sober, but has gotten into the habit of heavily tinkering on everything else he could get his hand on when he gets drunk- that is to say, almost every night if he can help it. Not a big talker, he nonetheless is liked on his team if only for his habit to cobble-up emergency repairs on his squad's equipment, especially armors. His talent with tinkering mechanical parts is matched by his utter inability to do anything when it comes to modern electronics. He is utterly inept with them and doesn't like microwaves, ovens, microwave ovens, toasters, TV, the internet-he's QUITE detached from modern media, and only reads magazines and journals-such as ones on Armor.

The Vigilant Spear Carrier run by CaptainButthead a.k.a. BUTTZ

Appearance: 5'11", 150lbs, muscular build. Light skin, crew cut black hair, light skin.
Date of Birth: {{{Date of Birth}}}
Soul: Her soul feels vigilant, like a warning cry against the dark perpetually held at the ready, the one to refuse silence in the face of the unthinkable.
Background: Russian Black Operations Army
Strengths: Superb awareness, tenacious determination, competency with small arms and grenades, competency in sambo, passable classical and jazz guitar player, capable of drinking prodigious quantities of vodka
Weaknesses: She has a serious personality flaw where she comes off as a cold fish, unusually humorless and sober. Downright horrible at leadership; good spear carrier, sufficient by herself, but bad at directing others effectively. She's got trouble coordinating anything beyond personal actions. This inability to coordinate beyond what's right in front of her extends beyond leadership into difficulty with general multitasking.
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
Work History: Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)

  • Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep ($1500)
  • Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)

Equipment: AN-94

  • Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
  • Walther PPS pistol (fitted with green laser)
  • H&K MP7 (fitted with green laser)
  • 4 V40 mini-grenades
  • 2 stun grenades
  • 2 RGN offensive grenades
  • M-53 gas mask
  • Quadeye helmet
  • Russian military gear
  • Formal wear
  • Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
  • $4,980 cash
  • $9763.16 on her cash card

Activities: {{{Activities}}}
Description:
Insert absurdly detailed personality and history description here


The Mad Gambler run by DoubleU and Captain-Lightning

Appearance: Nikifor is a stocky muscular figure, weighing in at 176 pounds and 5'8" in height. Fair skinned, with a wide squarish jaw. Usually adorned with a thick coat of stubble. Brown haired and green eyed, Nikifor is most notable for his piercingly observant gaze. Identifiable by the wide scar close to his jugular.[Handsome bastard here.]
Date of Birth: {{{Date of Birth}}}
Soul: Unseen
Background: Russian Black Operations Army
Strengths: Swordplay, urban infiltration, (still in progress).
Weaknesses: Being a fragile, squishy mundane in a nasty, supernatural world. More to come.
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
Work History: Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party

  • Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard
  • Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu

Equipment: *AN-94

  • A 34" Scimitar acquired from an Arabian weapons vendor
  • A 12" parrying dagger with wave-shaped edges and "sword-breaker" slots near the hilt
  • A pair of 6-sided bone dice, with worn, barely visible pips
  • 1 Vector SMG w/ 3 30-round mags
  • 1 Micro Tavor w/ 3 mags
  • 1 MSG90-A2 w/ 2 mags
  • Russian military gear
  • Formal wear
  • Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
  • $9513.16

Activities: {{{Activities}}}
Description:
Er...still under construction!


The Cautious Tinkerer run by Ironybot

Appearance: 5'10", dark brown hair, average build leaning toward fast over strong, Siberian facial features and skin coloration.
Date of Birth: {{{Date of Birth}}}
Soul: Unseen
Background: Russian Black Operations Army
Strengths: Shooting people, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka, tinkering with electronic hardware, setting traps, building and flying RC vehicles
Weaknesses: Being a fragile, squishy mundane in a nasty, supernatural world; lack of melee talent
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
Work History: Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party

  • Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard
  • Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu

Equipment: AN-94

  • Detpack
  • Several HE grenades and tripwire triggers
  • Russian military gear
  • Formal wear
  • Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
  • $9,513.16

Activities: {{{Activities}}}
Description:
Satai is of the opinion that this whole fighting things that can end him with a wave of their hand sucks, and all the more so when they are trying to eat his face. In fact, he doesn't even like fighting things that can shoot at him normally. His idea of how to kill someone right is to use a car bomb. Mines? Great. Grenades also good, grenades+tripwire traps are even better. Those flying drones that shoot missiles that the Americans pilot around like video games to kill hapless enemies in countries they want to abuse while sitting back and drinking soda- where the hell can he get one? His military skills and hobbies strongly reflect these preferences; he puts significantly less emphasis on melee training in his personal regimen, and more on effectively designing, building, and setting traps both manufactured and improvised, and on tooling around with scratch-built electronics with a particular emphasis on RC toys.

The Nice Guy run by Guile

Appearance: A short (5'9") bulldog of a man with thick brown hair, in the process of growing out a short moustache and full beard now that the squad is no longer part of any formalized military.
Date of Birth: {{{Date of Birth}}}
Soul: A bearded bogatyr, clad in damaged kalantar and kol'chuga, upper face covered by a misyurka
Background: Russian Ground Forces, folded into Russian Black Operations Army after impressing the wrong people
Strengths: Shooting people, punching things, drinking prodigious quantities of vodka, The Bodyguard, Sambo Specialist
Weaknesses: Being mundane, Mind of a Sportsman
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
Work History: Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)

  • Triads v. Yakuza: Golden Guard ($1250)
  • Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)

Equipment: AN-94

  • SR-1
  • M134 Minigun
  • Armstar BodyGuard 9xi-hd01 (in progress)
  • Secondary weapon(s) or item(s)
  • Russian military gear (supplemented with QuadEye, gasmask, comm)
  • Formal wear
  • Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
  • WWII German Army Uniform
  • Cash from jobs

Activities: {{{Activities}}}
Description:
Mind of a Sportsman: Titus dislikes killing humans. On such missions, his conscience hinders his performance.

  • The Bodyguard: Perhaps because of this mindset, Titus is exceptionally good at protecting a mission objective. He is also familiar enough with modern armors to make his own if given access to polymerized weaves or ceramic plating.
  • Sambo Specialist: Titus is a qualified - though not accredited - Kandidat Master (rank 2) of combat sambo. He also has the proper mindset to teach or coach.


The Man Who Arranges The Bombs run by Gunpowder Symphony

Appearance: 6'5", 322lbs, light brown hair, perpetual five o'clock shadow, green eyes, heavyweight build
Date of Birth: {{{Date of Birth}}}
Soul: Volatile, uncomfortably warm and fully of energy
Background: Russian Black Operations Army, factory worker
Strengths: Natural Shotgun Surgeon (as Bob termed it), explosives, basic firearm maintenence, basic metallurgy and metalworking, massive alcohol tolerance (even for a Russian)
Weaknesses: Poor in general military skill compared to the other Russians, except in use of shotguns and explosives. Terrible at controlling automatic fire, too used to massive shotgun recoil and thus overcompensates when trying to keep lighter weapons in line. Only accurate when firing one shot at a time or when using the AN-94's 2-round burst due to its recoil mechanics. Horrible driver, could probably crash a golf cart in an open field. Cannot cook. At all. Managed to set a stove on fire when boiling water at one point. Eats a lot of microwave meals and fast food as a result, if someone else isn't cooking. That and his huge appetite might explain why he's a bit on the heavy side. Known to sow terror and discord amongst all-you-can-eat buffet restaurants due to aforementioned gastronomic capacity.
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
Work History: Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party ($0)

  • Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep ($1500)
  • Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu ($5263.16 + $3000 bonus)

Equipment: AN-94

  • KS-23 23mm shotgun with extended barrel
    Barrikada slug rounds (9)
    Shrapnel-25 shot rounds (9)
    Zvezda flashbang rounds (2)
    Cheremukha-7M CN gas rounds (2)
  • Detonation tools and accessories
  • 1.5lb PVV-5A plastic explosive charges (4)
  • Russian military gear
  • Formal wear
  • Rugged, worn-out old jacket
  • Gunsmithing tools
  • Laptop with mouse and scanner/printer
  • Current funds: $8663.15

Activities: {{{Activities}}}
Description:
Vlad is a big man who likes big bangs, whether they might come from the enormous shotgun he carries or a well-placed series of demolition charges. As long as it goes BOOM, he's happy with it. Despite his lack of general skill in comparison with the rest of his unit, he's enthusiastic about his work and always looking for an opportunity to blast something into smaller pieces than it originally consisted of. Though capable of limited discretion when on the job or otherwise called for, his manner tends to be much like his tools of the trade; energetic, unsubtle, and with a complete lack of volume control. Needless to say, he tends to give the impression that sobriety is a terrible condition that only happens to other people, even when he's not actually drunk. Additionally, he has a marked interest in becoming a gunsmith.


The Burned Gun run by The_Falcon

Appearance: 5'3", Black hair usually bound up in a bun or ponytail, dark brown irises.
Date of Birth: {{{Date of Birth}}}
Soul: Unseen
Background: Russian Black Operations Army
Strengths: Gun expert (pistols), standard alcohol tolerance, minor experience in a variety of martial arts
Weaknesses: Bad liar, Arsonphobia(large), Can't cook
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
Work History: Armas v. Blackbeard: Raiding Party

  • Mafia v. Nazis I: Clean Sweep
  • Mafia v. Nazis II: Electric Snafu

Equipment: AN-94

  • 1 TT-33 + 3 Extended Mags
  • 1 Heckler & Koch HK4
  • 1 Heckler & Koch P7 K3
  • 1 Heckler & Koch USP 9 left handed
  • 1 Heckler & Koch USP 9 right handed
  • Russian military gear
  • Formal wear
  • Elegantly tailored and rifle-concealing jacket
  • $9,763.16 in pay

Activities: {{{Activities}}}
Description:
Zhenya is a short woman with a naturally calm, quiet demeanor. She enjoys reading and classical music and herself plays the violin quite well. A good problem solver and likes to think outside of the box when planning time comes. Dabbles in a wide variety of martial arts, though not reaching very far in any other than what she learned in the military. Is a pistol nut and would love to collect a representative of every pistol on the face of the earth. Can rattle of pistol specs without seeming to stop and think. Zhenya is terribly afraid of fire due to a childhood experience where her house burned down. She can handle herself acceptably with small ones (matches, candles) without showing much anxiety, but much bigger(campfires and up) and she will start to freak out. This, among other things stopped her from learning how to cook. She is also a terrible liar as she cannot do so without smiling or looking away.