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Something something remember back when people picked confusing names for their quests? How about that, huh? {{Infobox|author=Baron of Spades
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'''BOW BEFORE THE GREATNESS OF THE KROLL AND PAY YOUR TAXES''' <br>
'''OR PREFERABLY BOTH TO SAVE TIME''' <br>
'''ALL HAIL THE KROLL''' <br>
'''PAY THE KROLL TAX OR BE DESTRO-'''8888999999)!@#!!!!!! <br>
 
TERRAN LIBERATION! FUCK YEAH! <br>
 
Rito Suave (and his awesome haircut) decides to get utterly fucked at the nearest bar while his apartment is getting cleaned and or vaporized. One drunken bar brawl and a claimed bounty later he has enough money to get off the shithole of a planet that he calls home. Boarding the first ship outta there Rito decides to get utterly fucked at the nearest bar, while waiting for the plot to show up, and sure enough thousand year old Terran battlecruiser and symbol of resistance against the Kroll, the ''Warlock'' shows up and its crew proceed to loot everything, including Rito. Seemingly impressed by Ritos’ ability to kick people in the balls, the Pirate Captain offers him a position on his crew, meaning plenty of new opportunities to get drunk and kill aliens woo!
 
 
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Latest revision as of 20:17, 11 April 2013

Spess Pyratz by Baron of Spades
Spess Pyratz - Rito Suave.png

BOW BEFORE THE GREATNESS OF THE KROLL AND PAY YOUR TAXES
OR PREFERABLY BOTH TO SAVE TIME
ALL HAIL THE KROLL
PAY THE KROLL TAX OR BE DESTRO-8888999999)!@#!!!!!!

TERRAN LIBERATION! FUCK YEAH!

Rito Suave (and his awesome haircut) decides to get utterly fucked at the nearest bar while his apartment is getting cleaned and or vaporized. One drunken bar brawl and a claimed bounty later he has enough money to get off the shithole of a planet that he calls home. Boarding the first ship outta there Rito decides to get utterly fucked at the nearest bar, while waiting for the plot to show up, and sure enough thousand year old Terran battlecruiser and symbol of resistance against the Kroll, the Warlock shows up and its crew proceed to loot everything, including Rito. Seemingly impressed by Ritos’ ability to kick people in the balls, the Pirate Captain offers him a position on his crew, meaning plenty of new opportunities to get drunk and kill aliens woo!


Quests by Baron of Spades

TGchan: The Family Business | Spess Pyratz | Operation: We’re Phucked | Syndi-quest