Fortune's Call

Fortune's Call by Gnoll
Original Series Unnamed Between the Rock and a Hardplace Unnamed Come Sail Away Maybe somewhat of a plot again Lion's Share Fortune's Call Solid Unnamed Deep Journey Training Day? Reboot Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Iron & Fire Magic is simple and nothing can go wrong Random Kobold Adventures
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April Fool's edition

Also known as Rape-Jehral-and-Touch-his-Nose Quest, a quest by Gnoll about a DFC reverse-trap dragonbold questing for a coherent plot.

Also Nako is in it, though the time frame is still ambiguous.

This quest contains material that is not safe for work. You were warned.

Characters

Major Characters

Rynh

A half-dragon, half-kobold mercenary who finds herself tangled up in a plot to resurrect an ancient god. Exact age unknown due to her chaotic youth, though she is likely mid to late twenties. She was raised in a farming town until her thirst for adventure got the better of her and she ran off to join a mercenary company. Likes bacon (though less than originally thought). Also wants to quit dicking around and go on a FUCKING MAGICAL ADVENTURE.

Jehral

A half-elf half-kobold scout. Accompanies Rynh on her journey. Prone to being raped. Surprisingly little is known about him, considering his apparent role as main supporting character.

Nako

A large breasted goblin with some experience with explosives. As is typical for her race, she has no issues with murder, rape, theft, arson, assault or rape. This makes her effective during sieges, town raids and also popular back at base~

Thodren

A minotaur barbarian with considerable physical strength. Outside of battle he is reasonably good natured and usually quite loud. He is disappointed by the lack people willing to enter into headbutting contests with him. You cannot ignore his girth.

Minor Characters

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  Dagnyr, gnoll mercenary

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  Leimahtaa, Rynh's mom

Plot

This article contains spoilers! You were warned.

Chapter One

While on a mercenary job invading a castle, Rynh decides that smuggling an ancient artifact out of the castle is in their best interest. She then proceeds to masturbate, sexually assault Jehral, loose her bacon as a casualty to a fight, and learn a bit more about about the magic trinket she smuggled.

Chapter Two: Between the Rock and a Hardplace

Rynh kills an annoying rat guy with her bear(dragon) hands. Then she buys some knives and armor and takes a caravan to a goblin town, dragging Jehral along with her. Then she goes shopping again, buying some new clothes and a book on magic. She starts studying on a rock outside the town as a shadowy figure approaches.

Chapter Three

Rynh beats up a shadowy figure that ambushes her, Jehral learns that Rynh is a girl, Doobanicus shows up, gets owned, Rynh gets drunk off her ass, wakes up with a hangover, cuddles Jehral, gets puked on, gets topless and plays with Jehral, has an amusing conversation with some dwarves, gets a hard-on for Jehral, makes a number of inappropriate comments, flirts with Jehral some more, and gets on a boat.

Chapter Four: Come Sail Away

Rynh gets some training on in an elf city, as well as a new change of clothes, while Jehral gets swarmed by elf girls. Rynh does some crazy magic shit and makes ice bridges, sexually assaults Jehral again, shows some kobolds that she's a motherfucking dragon, meets her mom, learns about an ancient god and learns how to polymorph.

Chapter Five: Maybe somewhat of a plot again

Rynh meets her probably-half-brother, visits her mom again, learns to fly, or at least crash, electrocutes a rabbit, sits on Jehral, beats up Thodren, decides to be a balanced magical fighter, chooses a mercenary job, and then chooses some mercenaries to go with it.

Chapter Six: Lion's Share

Rynh fights a manticore with Thodren, Jehral, and Gustav, sees more of Thodren than she wants to, talks about magic with Gustav, talks about boys and explosions with Nako, makes plans to destroy a war golem, fights with Jehral, teases Jehral, hugs Jehral, and goes off by herself to blow things up.

Chapter Seven: Fortune's Call Solid

Rynh sneaks around, kills a few guards, beats up a tacky scarf ninja, keeps the tacky scarf, kills a few guards, hits a strong man in the facial hair, sets him on fire, kills a few guards, finds the golem, steals shiny bits of the golem, blows up the golem, sets the golem on fire, runs away from the golem, meets an ogre, sets the ogre on fire, sets the mountain on fire, blows up the mountain, and goes home.

Chapter Eight

Rynh considers how to spend her newfound wealth, finds out there are way too many kinds of sword, gets her hair done, puts Jehral in a dress, buys Jehral a drink, fights with Thodren to avenge her breakfast, chooses another mercenary job, and chooses some more mercenaries to go with it.

Chapter Nine: Deep Journey

Rynh and her group meet the archaeologist, fight some gnolls, blow up a historic site, do not get shot with lasers, get zapped with magic locks, hide behind each other, fight kobolds in a scary costume, set a ghoul on fire, look for shiny things, unleash an unspeakable evil, do some archaeology, and go home.

Other Appearances

Exciting extra-quest dragonbold adventures.

• Several members of the cast participated in Fight Quest.

ITQ

Appearances by the cast Inside the Quest, sorted by the threads they ran concurrent to.

Original Series
Chapter 1:	Rynh 1, Rynh 2, Rynh 3, Rynh 4, Jehral 1
Chapter 2:	Rynh 5, Rynh 6, Rynh 7, Rynh 8, Rynh 9, Rynh 10, Rynh 11, Rynh 12, Rynh 13, Rynh 14, Abraham Falcon 1, Rynh 15, Rynh 16, Rynh 17, Rynh 18
Chapter 3:	Jehral 2, Rynh 19
Chapter 4:	Rynh 20, Rynh 21, Rynh 22, Rynh 23, Rynh 24, Jehral 3, Jehral 4, Rynh 25, Leimahtaa 1, Leimahtaa 2, Leimahtaa 3
Chapter 5:	Jehral 5, Jehral 6, Rynh 26, Rynh 27, Rynh 28, Rynh 29, Rynh 30, Rynh 31, Rynh 32
Chapter 7:	Rynh 33, Rynh 34, Rynh 35, Rynh 36, Rynh 37, Rynh 38, Rynh 39, Rynh 40, Rynh 41, Rynh 42, Rynh 43, Rynh 44, Rynh 45, Rynh 46, Rynh 47, Rynh 48, Rynh 49, Rynh 50, Thodren 1, Leimahtaa 4, Leimahtaa 5, Leimahtaa 6, Hejra 1, Hejra 2, Hejra 3, Hejra 4, Rynh 51
Chapter 8:	Leimahtaa 7, Leimahtaa 8, Rynh 52, Rynh 53, Rynh 54, Rynh 55, Thodren 2, Leimahtaa 9, Leimahtaa 10, Leimahtaa 11, Rynh 56, Rynh 57, Rynh 58, Graz 1, Rynh 59, Rynh 60, Rynh 61
Chapter 9:	Shera 1, Thodren 3, Thodren 4, Thodren 5, Thodren 6, Thodren 7, Rynh 62, Rynh 63, Rynh 64, Rynh 65, Rynh 66, Rynh 67
Chapter 10:	Rynh 68, Rynh 69, Rynh 70, Rynh 71
Reboot
Chapter 1:	Leimahtaa 1
Chapter 2:	Sika 1, Sika 2, Sika 3, Rynh 1
Chapter 3:	Rynh 2, Rynh 3
Chapter 3 / Iron & Fire:	Rynh 4, Rynh 5, Nako 1, Rynh 6, Rynh 7, Jehral 1, Rynh 8, Rynh 9, Rynh 10, Jakus 1, Rynh 11, Rynh and Jehral 1, Rynh 12, Rynh 13
Magic is Simple:	Rynh and Jehral 2

Dong Chart

In which post-reboot Rynh and Jehral crash tgchan's official dong chart thread.

Dongs: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

Gallery

This quest has (fan) artwork that is not safe for work. See the NSFW gallery.

Official

Theodren

Ryhn, Rose and Weasel pillowfight

Rynh as Bangles

Penji, serenaded by Rynh (follow link to post for lyrics)

Rynh holding up Oken

Fan Art

By Espresso

By Reka

By vytalibus

By Allotter

By Anon44

By justN

By Anon44

Tory August Rynh what By Rand

Rynh, Maolla, Saulanna, Missy and Ashedel By Jukashi

Mok, Thodren and Jiniki By BiteQuest

Mok, Thodren and Jiniki now colored By o

Halloween 2011, Eric and Sarah as fGhost and Rynh By Anon44

Murial, Frey and Rynh By BiteQuest

RYNH GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY By BiteQuest

Sailors Amiel, Oken, Rynh and Penji, complete with theme song (see post) By Anon44

By Idiom Alpha

By Chirps

By FlynnMerk

Sarah and Rynh try on pretty dresses~ By Anon44

By Chirps

Sarah and Rynh still at it By Burquina

By Johnnoz

Fortune v The Wonderful World of Saibah By Netmonmatt