Joandventure

Joandventure is a quest run by Sir Double-Faggot. Even though most people keep calling the quest "JoanQuest", the official name, adopted after initially changing titles for each individual thread and a first thread with no title at all, is "Joandventure". And by that it is meant that you all are communist scum. It originally ran on 4chang's /tg/, but moved over to the /quest/ board, having been banned some months earlier from /tg/ due to violations of clear rules and internal consistency of mod policies after the ban was temporarily lifted for whatever pointlessly retarded reason the retardedly pointless people (again, more communist scum) involved in the lifting of said ban had in mind.

The quest consists mostly of massive mammaries, hats and huge awesomeness. Also inlcudes John, who is known for huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Plot

HA HA HA YEAH RIGHT.

Characters

Joan

Joan is not flat.

Has huge tits.

...And voices of huge retardation in her head. Poor girl.

John

John of Huge Beauty and Remarkably Prestigious Hair.

Mom

Half-dorf, half-viking. Has a bad habit of causing unintended minor collateral damage.

Dad

Scientist with moustache similar to that of Charlie Chaplin's. And Hitler's. Spends most of his time being deceased.

Robutt

A robot with a butt. Spends most of its time being sapped and disassembled.

Grandma

Dorf.

Grandpa

Viking. Never fails to eat his porridge.

Naga

Uninjured, flat.

Tom MacTavish

A highlander with intentions to join an attack on a fort.

Minor Characters

Nameless Avenger

He is looking for his... CAR.

A bunch of other people too bothersome to remember at this time

Someone write something or other. This page needs pictures too.

Communism

None whatsoever.